This was supposed to be Battle #4, but I overshot it, and decided to evolve
it into a storyfic instead. Storyfic? I think you might ask...Well, it isn't
a fanfic because it isn't being written by a fan. Simple. (That DOESN'T mean
I'm not a fan of my own site, by any means, eheh ^_^;;) Call it a half-fanfic
- Charity wrote some of this too...And I spent so long, the colors have faded.
Don't mind that...
I shall
thank Charity for the Gundam Wing bits in this ^_^;; - We have some bad pun
names there for later on...
Colours
(Narration Mode):
Matt /
Flashfire / Charity
/ Meg
/ Neko
Colours (Story Mode): Matt
/ Flash /
Charity / Meg
/ Neko / Everyone
else (except Narrator)
Colours (Later on): Matt
/ Flash /
Charity / Meg /
Neko /
Mewo / Hee-chan
/ Pawtre
/ Woofei
/ Tro Tro
/ Narrator
Today's New Battle:
Battle #4: The
Mew Problem (Storyfic
#1)
May 28, 2000
Setting:
100% RP
Player:
Flashfire [3-0-0] Win
vs. Freezeon (Battle #3)
FLASHFIRE
appeared!
FLASHFIRE
is looking for CHARITY!
That's
what I was doing last time...
MATT
is following FLASHFIRE!
But
you can't be here if I am o_O
Well,
I am. Not a lot I can do about it now...
CHARITY
appears!
Um...
Hey Flash... Other Flash O.o
MEG
appears!
MEG
nods in TURN!
Matt,
Flash... Me O.o;
Why
aren't you talking in brackets? O.O
Pookiebattle--
Pokebattles move in odd ways...
O.o;..Hn...
MATT
hmms!
Well,
this is weird - everybody is here twice today o.o
FLASH
agrees - one difference though
Being...
FLASHFIRE
is a FLAREON and CHARITY is a MEWTWO - But MATT and MEG are both HUMAN!
We're
near...keep it at that...
MEG
gives MATT eevhal look!
Ehehe...I
said it about myself, didn't I? ^_^;;
FLASH
sighs..
Well
as long as we don't end up with Braid Bit--
CHARITY!
CHARITY
is a SCARED MEWTWO!
CHARITY
is a FRAIDY CAT!
HEY
-_-
NEKO
appears!
You
rang?
Charity
and Meg: NO!
CHARITY
shoves NEKO out the DOOR! O_O
Door?
Where are we, Cherry? O.o
CHERRY?!
It
catches O.o
CHARITY
um... fumes!
CHARITY
has a hot head!
MEG
cracks an EGG over CHARITY'S HEAD!
MEG
passes out due to SMOKE! O.o
FLASH
and MATT look bemusedly!
Matt
and Flash: Er...okay...ehehe
^_^
Anyone
got any good ideas today?
Not
really...
NARRATOR
has an idea!
Your
ideas normally mean I become a flareon or something...
Yeah...
THIS
one DOESN'T!
Hmm...
We'll
pass until we have nothing to do...
Any
ideas from you two?
MATT
looks to MEG and CHARITY!
MEG
opens one eye!
Hn?
CHARITY
scans the SCRIPT!
We
have a SCRIPT?! O.o Gimme!
CHARITY
Ran Aw--
I DID
NOT! ><
CHARITY
stayed! I need to stay..
CHARITY
borrows the classic "Maxwell Smile of impending DOOM!"
...O_O
MUAHAHA!
We
have a Script? Hoi, I need to know what happens. I'm always kept in the dark
until it means I spend the rest of my unnatural life as a flareon or something...
Omae
O-
Not
being offensive or anything Flash..ehehe ^_^
Okay
o.o
So,
I guess no ideas then...Go on then Mr Narrator, what's your idea?
NARRATOR
facefaults...
"Feel lucky
we have no more use for puns, Meggie," the feline
figure cooed with taunt singing, the edge of it's light voice...
(Light
voice? You sound "Bloody high!")
*SNARL*
--_--
NARRATOR
is supposed to NARRATE you there!
It
doesn't have to be - Without you, it defaults to story..
Flash looks
aside, then begins scratching at his back leg..
NARRATOR
doesn't want to be OUT of a JOB!
That's
why it would be wise if you would listen to me once in a while..
Me
too!
Er...yeah..
I will
be the only one in the version normally...
Yeah,
him too...er...me...um...US! Yeah...
Right.
NARRATOR
looks unhappy!
So,
what was that oh-so-good idea you had then?
NARRATOR
was thinking about Mews...
This
better not involve me...
NARRATOR..uh..says
nothing ^_^;;
Ok,
so it does involve Matt...me...Forget it..
Ok
people, time to switch off the narration for a while...See how he likes not
being used...
Matt throws
back his arms and uses the Almighty Flame Version Powers - and the narration
stopped having any meaning. The Narrator was steamed by now... Matt stood,
looking at the narrator boredly.
-----
"Story mode is fun - it means you don't have that much control, though it
does mean battles are longer. Though it is worth it."
He
stands 6', and out of habit he scratches Flash behind the ears, down at his
3' level.
-----
"Stop that...though not before you get the itch just...ahh..."
, Flash said, yawning. 3' in height though 6' in length, looking like a flareon
should. Matt realised what he was doing and stopped.
-----
"Habit there I'm afraid. Pokémon trainer, see. Except Charity already
caught you - in Persian... Heh, I may try my luck in Flame..."
, he said.
-----
"Flare...you know EXACTLY how much that will bother me..."
-----
"Yeah, I do..."
Matt
got up from his semi-crouch and fiddled around in his pocket, looking for
something, eyes flashing as they sometimes do, one minute they would be green
as emerald, the next they could be blue, as amethyst - usually they were
both...
The flareon,
looking both relieved that Matt had got up, yet bothered because he didn't
mind, though he was on fire constantly, it didn't bother Matt- the form he
once was but for this narrator, eyes now red and swirling like the fire that
is his element - he layed down and almost slept, but not quite...
The Narrator
stood, getting angrier by the minute - if these sort of battles proved to
be popular he'd be out of a job...He would have to do something. He sat down,
and thought about it for a while...
An angered
girl explodes through the door, hovering a few feet below the Mewtwo, and
not looking any less hostile...
-----
"YOU... DIDN'T...LET...ME...IN!!"
The
other girl nods in note of her presence, "Kuro..."
The
addressed slams a fist at a near by wall and wips her braid from her face,
"NEKO, Meghan, NEKO!"
All harsh,
jumbled, words froze at the sound of the distinctly deeper voice. The brash
human sat between the large cat-beast and the apathetic girl, whom she looked
much like aside the long braid and her bright purple eyes which glimmered
in comparison to those of her counterpart. Dark, cold, sharp, calm, Brown
eyes...
The Mewtwo
on the otherhand looked alien, even more so set in a jumble between the two
"near-twins" A large tail flicked in frustration and long time instinct.
Her eyes were narrowed, much for the presence of the "Neko" girl, yet not
as empty as those of the quiet one, Meg. Charity, as the creature had been
referred to, sat her arm on the couch with a look of dismay...
The Narrator
thought of something just then. He stood up, Matt turned to him instantly,
eyes green, "Yes?"
The
Narrator just looked, then doing the same as Matt did before, he used Almighty
Flame Version Narrator Powers and the narration returned...
MATT
looks BOTHERED!
Hey...who
said you could do that...
NARRATOR
doesn't want to be OUT of a JOB!
Tough...put
it back NOW!
Yeah...I
liked being descriptive for once...
NARRATOR
says he WON'T!
Well
I'll put it back again...
NARRATOR
doesn't RECOMMEND that!
Matt
and Flash: Why?
NARRATOR
will do something NASTY to Charity and co if you don't...
Stay
out of that Flash...He got to you already...
Yeah...
MATT
turned to NARRATOR!
You
couldn't...
NARRATOR
would...if you and Meg won't come with him, he will do something to everyone
but you two...
What
do you think Meg...
MEG
keeps QUIET!
Hey...What
do you want us two for anyway?
NARRATOR
wants YOU TWO because HIS INTENTION is to WIN this BATTLE, and he has a lot
of CHARACTERS to BEAT, but if he can GET to you TWO with this thing, it should
affect the OTHERS, and I should WIN EASIER!
See
why we like story mode better?
NARRATOR
grumbles...!
Anyway,
you going to put it back or shall I?
NARRATOR
can't believe you wasn't LISTENING before!
I was
listening...You don't scare me...
NARRATOR
is really ANNOYED!
Cool
it slightly, Matt...
Yeah...
I agree...look
at me...
...
I don't
believe this...He's MY creation! I wrote him in a battle! So I can annoy
him if I want to! Especially if I can do this!
Matt uses
Almighty Flame Version Powers and the narration disappears again.
-----
"There..", he said bluntly.
"No more being bothered..."
Flash
shook his head, "You haven't been in here long
enough..."
-----
"For the LAST TIME, I don't care what he can do, because I can undo it! I
write this stuff!
-----
"You mean, it was YOU who wrote me and Flash up for mewtwo and flareon?"
Matt
said nothing, knowing if he did, he was dead.
The Narrator
looked around again.
-----
"Fine...have it your way.."
-----
"I think you annoyed him Matt.."
-----
"Really...How shocking..."
The
Narrator looked unmoved, "I narrate, therefore,
if I was to say, oh, I don't know, something like, "What? MATT is evolving!",
I'm betting it would start to happen..."
Sure
enough, it started to.
Matt
didn't look pleased at all. Though when he was fully glowing white, you couldn't
really tell what he was thinking, other then the constant profanities he
was shouting at the Narrator.
-----
"It's RSACi lv2 at max here, Matt...cool it, it won't get said..."
-----
"...Oh, I am SO going to kill you..."
After watching
this, Meg stood up.
-----
"Ok Mr Narrator, you had your fun, now stop him evolving..."
Meg
looked at the Narrator as she said this, sternly. The Narrator turned to
her.
-----
"And what makes you think I wil stop him evolving? Especially coming from
you...And even more especially when all I have to say to stop you is..."
The
luminiscent Matt looked to the Narrator, "Don't
even think about it...I swear..."
The
Narator turned back to Matt. "You can't swear
really, it's RSACi 2. Second, I will do what I please. Third thing, what
I please goes something like this. "What? MEG is evolving!" So there."
Sure
enough, Meg started glowing too.
-----
".........[omae o korosu, narrator]........."
Matt had
had enough of this. Turning back to the narrator. Picking up a broken branch,
he ran at the narrator, ".....[no meg, it's
more like..] OMAE O KOROSU!".
The
Narrator looked boredly at the running Matt,
"Hmm...what should I say in this situation...I know, "MATT evolved into MEW!".
At
this, everyone stared at the Narrator.
-----
"I didn't see that coming..."
-----
"I did...but then I read minds, so I could see it when he did..."
-----
"Pink...poor boy..."
-----
"What? ...Oh ****."
-----
"Watch it there Meghan...Remember, you're next..."
-----
"Run that by again...PINK?"
Meg
looked more green at that point.
-----
"Knowing that narrator, probably white or something...He'll have me suffer
but you won't have to as much.."
Meg
looked towards the rapidly dimishing Matt, "You'll
be kawaii as a Mew though - Pink and kawaii. Ugh..."
-----
"BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A MEW!...SOMEONE, ANYONE?"
Everyone
looked silently on, Matt's voice being distinctively higher now. Meg sighed,
looked at everyone else, then back to Matt,
"And neither do they...Or me..."
The
Narrator looked to Mew and Meg, "You done yet?
Because you'll be able to converse all you want soon. "MEG evolved into WHITE
MEW!""
"SEE!
That's badly not fair", Matt sniffled, before
looking down at himself...
-----
"....[why ALWAYS me]..."
And
soon enough, Meg and Matt were back on eye level terms with each other.
-----
"......Mew? [Meg? You okay?]"
-----
".......[You expect me to say "Never better?"]......."
-----
".......[I'll take that as a yes]....."
The Narrator
looked on at the two small Mews, smiling evily.
-----
"What to do with you now...I could always kill you, that would save me a
lot of trouble..."
Everyone's
eyes glowed red as everyone turned to the Narrator.
-----
"Er...eheheh...I won't kill them...I will do this though..."MATT and MEG
vainshed!"
-----
"No we didn't, we're right.."
The
speech stopped as they indeed disappear. Flash looked at the Narrator.
-----
"They were only here to visit...And now they're mews. Good going, Mr Baka...And
no, don't ask me what that means...I know but you won't ever..."
-----
"And if you don't mind, I have some people to call. Mews are very rare, I'd
get top price for Matt, never mind Meg who is white...See you lot later, in
the next battle...Though of course, you won't be able to think properly by
then..."
Neko
and Charity looked up, along with Flash.
-----
"What do you mean by that..?"
The
Narrator sat down.
-----
"Simple...now that Matt and Meg are Mews, it will start to affect their reasoning...Eventually
they'll be thinking the part too...And since you're characters of theirs,
it will pass to you. And I will gain domination of Flame and Persian. Now,
I'm heading somewhere, don't mind me, and try not to resist the mewish thoughts
too much. It helps."
And
with that, the Narrator walked off.
-----
"Well, I don't feel like a Mew.."
-----
"Me neither.."
-----
"One thing you learn, that narrator is ALWAYS serious...It will start to
happen...Otherwise this storyfic will be boring..."
-----
"I guess you're right..."
Matt found
himself inside a cage. In a room somewhere. Meg was in too.
-----
"[I'm going to enjoy killing this narrator...]"
Meg
was asleep.
-----
"Kawaii..."
Matt
yawned. He wondered how much sleep a Mew needed.
-----
"I wonder how much sleep a Mew needs..."
Matt
fell asleep too, hoping the others were working on finding where they were...
-----
"I'm hungry.."
-----
"Me too.."
-----
"Me three..."
-----
"Wait...what about the Mew problem..."
-----
"They're enough of a problem when not Mew.."
-----
"Quiet you.."
-----
"Anyone know how we should start?"
-----
"Do we even know where they are?"
-----
"I can get help if you like..."
-----
"We have to find them first..."
-----
"Just follow the bad Narrator jokes until you get there..."
-----
"Anyone listening to me?"
-----
That's a good idea Flash...but what if he hasn't said any deliberately..."
-----
"Good point..."
Neko
was annoyed now, "LISTEN TO MEE!!"
punching a hole in the wall for effect.
-----
"Er...yes, Neko, eheh..."
-----
"Come with me then.."
Neko
headed off somewhere. Flash and Charity followed.
The Narrator
was looking out of the window. He knew that he could take those three by
himself, then he thought, if he said that now, they'd have gone to get help.
Then he looked at the conversation that Flash and co were having just then,
and wondered who they could be getting.
-----
"I'm hungry..Hey Narrator, you do have to feed us you know..."
, said Meg, who had just woken up. The Narrator turned to her, then walked
over to a cupboard and pulled out some Mew Mix, then put some into bowls and
made them appear inside the cage.
-----
"That's a real bad pun you know..."
-----
"I dun care. I thrive on bad jokes."
-----
"I forgot.."
Meg
looked at the Mew Mix, then thought: [Well I'm not getting anything else..],
and started eating some.
-----
"[I wonder what's taking them so long...]"
-----
"[Who knows..]", Matt thoughtspoke, still asleep.
-----
"[Mew]"
Matt
awoke, and looked at Meg.
-----
"[They better get here soon...]"
-----
"[Mew?]
-----
"[Sigh...]"
Charity
stopped.
-----
"We're going to have to hurry up with this...That Narrator's plan is working..."
-----
"Let's get moving then..."
After
a short time, they arrived at a doorway.
-----
"This is Death's Doorway..."
-----
"You're getting Death to help you?"
-----
"I know who she's getting..."
Neko
walked up to the door and pressed the little bell thing. A voice boomed out
from behind the door..
-----
"WHO DARES TO RING THE DOORBELL OF--"
-----
"DUO, CAN THE SPEECH! It's Neko here - open up.."
The
door opened, and a head poked around the door..
-----
Duo: "Heya Neko, Charity, um..."
-----
"Flashfire..."
-----
Duo: "Yeah, Flashfire...Haven't seen you in a while Neko..."
-----
"There's been things..."
-----
Duo: "Oh yeah, come in..."
Inside
there were two other people immediately visible and two more could be heard
in the kitchen.
-----
Duo: "Hey all, Neko's here.."
-----
Quatre: "Hey Neko.."
-----
Heero: "Hi Neko.."
Two
more walked from the kitchen, one going on about something..
-----
Trowa: "Hey Neko...Can someone shut Wufei up a bit..."
-----
Wufei: "...blah blah justice blah...Oh, hi Neko....justice justice..."
-----
Trowa: "Ahh..."
Trowa
ran back into the kitchen. He had his hair set in such a way as you could
only see one eye.
-----
"Friends of yours?"
-----
"Yeah - problem?"
Neko
looked at Matt sternly.
-----
"Nope, no problem, eheheh."
-----
Duo: "So what brings you here then Neko?"
-----
"You want to explain, or should I?"
-----
"I'll explain.."
Matt yawned.
If they were coming, they were spending too much time preparing. The Narrator
had fallen asleep, and Meg wasn't conversationalising much...
-----
"[Meg?]"
-----
"[Mew mew mew mew]
-----
"[Come on people..hurry up...]
Flash
heard this, for some reason, and was able to send back this:
-----
"[We're doing what we can there, Matt...]"
-----
"[You can hear this?]"
-----
"[I'm replying back, aren't I? o_O]"
-----
"[The situation here: Meg has lost it..]"
-----
"[I have NOT lost it -_-]"
-----
"[Meg? Why wouldn't you answer before?]"
-----
"[I couldn't help saying Mew ^-^;]"
-----
"[Besides, Matt should lose it first, right?}"
-----
"[Mew? Mew]"
-----
"[o.o;]"
-----
"[o.o;;]"
Matt
looked at Meg blankly.
-----
"[Um..Matt..?]"
-----
"[Mew ^-^]"
-----
"[I think I'll tell them to hurry up..]"
Flash turned
to everyone, after Neko had explained the situation.
-----
Duo: "I get it...I think.."
-----
"So you'll help?"
-----
"They're running out of time here everyone..."
-----
Heero: "Yes we will."
-----
"Good.."
-----
"[Anyone there?]"
Meg's
voice was heard by Flash, Charity, and Neko.
-----
"[So how is it Meggie?]"
-----
"[Dun call me Meggie..]"
-----
"[Is Matt there too?]"
-----
"[Yeah...but he isn't in any mood to talk...]"
-----
"[Mew mew mew mew...]"
-----
"[So he isn't faking. Wonderful. That means I'm soon for that too...]"
-----
"[We have to move, now...]"
-----
Duo: "You still with us?"
-----
"Yeah...Though we have to move quickly..."
Everyone
set off to head for..uh..hold on, they don't know where they're going yet...
-----
We'll make it up..
Oh,
okay...
-----
"[Hewo?]"
-----
"[Matt?]"
Neko
headed to the front.
-----
"Kawaiiest first ^_^"
Everyone
looked at Neko.
-----
All: "So why are you going first then?"
Neko
glared at them.
-----
"[You isn't kawaii, you isn't a mew - Me sort that...]"
-----
"[What do you mean by that, Matt?]"
Charity
turned back to Neko, and standing there was an amethyst mew.
-----
"Um..Neko?"
-----
"[NOW it's kawaiiest first ^-^]"
Neko
went wide-eyed. She looked around, then at herself.
-----
"......OMAE O KOROSU, MATT!"
Neko
ran off towards where Matt was.
-----
"Dun do that..Wait for us!"
Everyone
else ran after Neko, shouting WAIT UP every so often.
Eventually,
everyone else caught up with Neko.
-----
"Let me kill him...I'll do it quickly..."
-----
"We're supposed to be saving him...and Meg..."
-----
"But you dun know what this is like..."
-----
"And we dun want to know.."
Neko
got really annoyed just then.
-----
"Well, if Matt did it, then I can do it too..."
-----
"You wouldn't.."
-----
"Oh no..Watch me....Mew."
-----
"[Er...Meg, we kind of had a little "accident" here]"
-----
"[What do you mean..]"
The
crowd of Mews stood staring at the amethyst one, Neko.
-----
"[If you're standing up, sit down...]"
Charity
began to say what had happened. Meg got annoyed now.
-----
"[So ALL of you are Mews? Great...]"
-----
"[It wasn't my fault...honest...eheh...]"
In
the crowd of Mews, there was two black mews, an orange mew, a smaller blue
one, a larger blue one, a red/orange one, a teal one, and the amethyst Neko.
-----
"[From the top, Duo and Heero are black...]"
-----
"[I'm the Shinigari Mew. MUHAHA!]"
-----
"[Well, I'm the Dark Mew. MWAHAHA! With green text o_O]"
-----
"[Mewo the Shinigari Mew and Hee-Chan the Dark Mew. Fits...]"
-----
"[Mewo...Grr...Don't pun my name...]"
-----
"[And I'm not a CHAN!]"
-----
"[Er..*ahem*..Trowa is the orange mew..]"
-----
"[Spiffy..]"
-----
"[Spiffy o_O]"
-----
"[Tro Tro - HA! I must pun everyone's name :P]"
-----
"[Gurgle..]"
-----
"[That gurgle is Quatre..]"
-----
"[Try Pawtre. Another pun ^-^]"
-----
"[Wufei is the teal one]"
-----
"[This is not justice, Ne-chan...]"
-----
"[Hey Woofei...Dun pun my name - I'm punning yours so :P]"
-----
"[Let me guess...Flash is the Flame Mew...]"
-----
"[Correct...]"
-----
"[Leaving the taller light blue kawaiiest one, which is me ^-^]"
-----
"[No, I'm the kawaiiest :P]"
Everyone
started arguing over this. Matt joined in the conversation, with a simple...
-----
"[Mew ^-^]"
-----
"[....Matt's the kawaiiest...He's PINK - Ugh...]"
-----
"[Now that you've told the readers who is who, can you come rescue mee? And
Matt...what's left of him...]"
Everyone
started moving again, heading for where the Narrator had the Mews (and I
still don't know where that is...)
-----
I do, just follow me...
Fine...Charity
was followed by me...
Everyone
eventually arrived at..somewhere, and Charity turned to Neko.
-----
"They're in that building up ahead.."
-----
"Right, it's showdown time..."
The
Narrator had dozed off. He was woken up, by the shout of "OMAE O KOROSU!"
from Neko.
-----
"That was smart...if he was asleep, we could have walked right in..."
-----
"And the chances of him being asleep are pitiful..."
-----
"Whatever..."
The
Narrator opened the door.
-----
"Why did you have to wake me up with the Japanese cry that you would kill
me, Neko?"
-----
"He knows what it means..."
-----
"In which case, "INTIMIDATION FACTOR was LOST!""
Then
they all shouted it, with glowing red eyes.
-----
"Er..."INTIMIDATION FACTOR was REGAINED, eheheh ^_^;;""
The
Narrator ran back inside, being closely followed by the group of Mews.
-----
"[You're here! Finally! And you're all mews...]"
The
Narrator picked up the cage and headed for the back exit.
-----
"Goodbye, all..."
At
the back exit appeared Flash. He decided to get some revenge the old way...
FLASHFIRE
is ANNOYED!
NARRATOR
reminds you that HE is the NARRATOR!
FLASHFIRE
doesn't CARE!
FLASHFIRE
used ALMIGHTY FLAME VERSION POWERS!
What?
NARRATOR is evolving!
What?
That's
new..
Mew!
Sigh..
NARRATOR
evolved into PIKAMEW!
Er..why?
[I
know why]
Matt?
Correct
- In Unlucky Day 3 the Red Text left me as a pikamew..and naturally, Flash
is thinking of that as revenge >=) - as I would too..
What?
MEW is de-evolving!
MEW
de-evolved into MATT!
MUCH
better ^_^
What?
WHITE MEW is de-evolving!
WHITE
MEW de-evolved into MEG!
Welcome
back? ^_^
FLASH
used ALMIGHTY FLAME VERSION POWERS!
EVERYTHING
returned to NORMAL! (Except Narrator >=D)
That...was
one cheap way of skipping everything, Flash...
Thanks
- I do my best ^_^
NARRATOR
is still a PIKAMEW!
In
which case, I have an idea...PokéBall GO!
PIKAMEW
was caught!
And
now he WILL obey me...
MATT
hands POKÉBALL to CHARITY!
o.o;;
- I wha?
CHARITY
is better with NARRATOR/PIKAMEW then you are! So FLASH thinks she deserves
it!
But
Charity's a...no, wait, she not Mewtwo any more...Charity's a Persian...
That
doesn't make a difference...
Ok,
you have the Pikamew..
CHARITY
wins!
And
me.....?
.....
MATT
and MEG head back to REALITY!
Be
back soon? ^_^
Count
on it..
Laterz
Charity..
Bai
Meg..
MATT
and MEG disappear!
So...who
shall we get as narrator...?
I don't
have a clue...but I'll stand in until we find one..
STORYFIC
ends!
MATT
is relieved!
(I don't
think the Narrator is going to leave it at that...)
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