Flame Version Storyfic #1: The Mew Problem

 

 
This was supposed to be Battle #4, but I overshot it, and decided to evolve it into a storyfic instead. Storyfic? I think you might ask...Well, it isn't a fanfic because it isn't being written by a fan. Simple. (That DOESN'T mean I'm not a fan of my own site, by any means, eheh ^_^;;) Call it a half-fanfic - Charity wrote some of this too...And I spent so long, the colors have faded. Don't mind that...
I shall thank Charity for the Gundam Wing bits in this ^_^;; - We have some bad pun names there for later on...

Colours (Narration Mode): Matt / Flashfire / Charity / Meg / Neko
Colours (Story Mode): Matt / Flash / Charity / Meg / Neko / Everyone else (except Narrator)
Colours (Later on): Matt / Flash / Charity / Meg / Neko / Mewo / Hee-chan / Pawtre / Woofei / Tro Tro / Narrator

Today's New Battle:
Battle #4: The Mew Problem (Storyfic #1) May 28, 2000
Setting: 100% RP
Player: Flashfire [3-0-0] Win vs. Freezeon (Battle #3) 

FLASHFIRE appeared!
FLASHFIRE is looking for CHARITY!
That's what I was doing last time...
MATT is following FLASHFIRE!
But you can't be here if I am o_O
Well, I am. Not a lot I can do about it now...
CHARITY appears!
Um... Hey Flash... Other Flash O.o
MEG appears!
MEG nods in TURN!
Matt, Flash... Me O.o;
Why aren't you talking in brackets? O.O
Pookiebattle-- Pokebattles move in odd ways...
O.o;..Hn...
MATT hmms!
Well, this is weird - everybody is here twice today o.o
FLASH agrees - one difference though
Being...
FLASHFIRE is a FLAREON and CHARITY is a MEWTWO - But MATT and MEG are both HUMAN!
We're near...keep it at that...
MEG gives MATT eevhal look!
Ehehe...I said it about myself, didn't I? ^_^;;
FLASH sighs..
Well as long as we don't end up with Braid Bit--
CHARITY!
CHARITY is a SCARED MEWTWO!
CHARITY is a FRAIDY CAT!
HEY -_-
NEKO appears!
You rang?
Charity and Meg: NO!
CHARITY shoves NEKO out the DOOR! O_O
Door? Where are we, Cherry? O.o
CHERRY?!
It catches O.o
CHARITY um... fumes!
CHARITY has a hot head!
MEG cracks an EGG over CHARITY'S HEAD!
MEG passes out due to SMOKE! O.o
FLASH and MATT look bemusedly!
Matt and Flash: Er...okay...ehehe ^_^
Anyone got any good ideas today?
Not really...
NARRATOR has an idea!
Your ideas normally mean I become a flareon or something...
Yeah...
THIS one DOESN'T!
Hmm...
We'll pass until we have nothing to do...
Any ideas from you two?
MATT looks to MEG and CHARITY!
MEG opens one eye!
Hn?
CHARITY scans the SCRIPT!
We have a SCRIPT?! O.o Gimme!
CHARITY Ran Aw--
I DID NOT! ><
CHARITY stayed! I need to stay..
CHARITY borrows the classic "Maxwell Smile of impending DOOM!"
...O_O
MUAHAHA!
We have a Script? Hoi, I need to know what happens. I'm always kept in the dark until it means I spend the rest of my unnatural life as a flareon or something...
Omae O-
Not being offensive or anything Flash..ehehe ^_^
Okay o.o
So, I guess no ideas then...Go on then Mr Narrator, what's your idea?
NARRATOR facefaults...

"Feel lucky we have no more use for puns, Meggie," the feline figure cooed with taunt singing, the edge of it's light voice...
(Light voice? You sound "Bloody high!")
*SNARL* --_--

NARRATOR is supposed to NARRATE you there!
It doesn't have to be - Without you, it defaults to story..

Flash looks aside, then begins scratching at his back leg..

NARRATOR doesn't want to be OUT of a JOB!
That's why it would be wise if you would listen to me once in a while..
Me too!
Er...yeah..
I will be the only one in the version normally...
Yeah, him too...er...me...um...US! Yeah...
Right.
NARRATOR looks unhappy!
So, what was that oh-so-good idea you had then?
NARRATOR was thinking about Mews...
This better not involve me...
NARRATOR..uh..says nothing ^_^;;
Ok, so it does involve Matt...me...Forget it..
Ok people, time to switch off the narration for a while...See how he likes not being used...
 

Matt throws back his arms and uses the Almighty Flame Version Powers - and the narration stopped having any meaning. The Narrator was steamed by now... Matt stood, looking at the narrator boredly.
----- "Story mode is fun - it means you don't have that much control, though it does mean battles are longer. Though it is worth it."
He stands 6', and out of habit he scratches Flash behind the ears, down at his 3' level.
----- "Stop that...though not before you get the itch just...ahh..." , Flash said, yawning. 3' in height though 6' in length, looking like a flareon should. Matt realised what he was doing and stopped.
----- "Habit there I'm afraid. Pokémon trainer, see. Except Charity already caught you - in Persian... Heh, I may try my luck in Flame..." , he said.
----- "Flare...you know EXACTLY how much that will bother me..."
----- "Yeah, I do..."
Matt got up from his semi-crouch and fiddled around in his pocket, looking for something, eyes flashing as they sometimes do, one minute they would be green as emerald, the next they could be blue, as amethyst - usually they were both...

The flareon, looking both relieved that Matt had got up, yet bothered because he didn't mind, though he was on fire constantly, it didn't bother Matt- the form he once was but for this narrator, eyes now red and swirling like the fire that is his element - he layed down and almost slept, but not quite...

The Narrator stood, getting angrier by the minute - if these sort of battles proved to be popular he'd be out of a job...He would have to do something. He sat down, and thought about it for a while...

An angered girl explodes through the door, hovering a few feet below the Mewtwo, and not looking any less hostile...
----- "YOU... DIDN'T...LET...ME...IN!!"
The other girl nods in note of her presence, "Kuro..."
The addressed slams a fist at a near by wall and wips her braid from her face, "NEKO, Meghan, NEKO!"

All harsh, jumbled, words froze at the sound of the distinctly deeper voice. The brash human sat between the large cat-beast and the apathetic girl, whom she looked much like aside the long braid and her bright purple eyes which glimmered in comparison to those of her counterpart. Dark, cold, sharp, calm, Brown eyes...

The Mewtwo on the otherhand looked alien, even more so set in a jumble between the two "near-twins" A large tail flicked in frustration and long time instinct. Her eyes were narrowed, much for the presence of the "Neko" girl, yet not as empty as those of the quiet one, Meg. Charity, as the creature had been referred to, sat her arm on the couch with a look of dismay...

The Narrator thought of something just then. He stood up, Matt turned to him instantly, eyes green, "Yes?"
The Narrator just looked, then doing the same as Matt did before, he used Almighty Flame Version Narrator Powers and the narration returned...
MATT looks BOTHERED!
Hey...who said you could do that...
NARRATOR doesn't want to be OUT of a JOB!
Tough...put it back NOW!
Yeah...I liked being descriptive for once...
NARRATOR says he WON'T!
Well I'll put it back again...
NARRATOR doesn't RECOMMEND that!
Matt and Flash: Why?
NARRATOR will do something NASTY to Charity and co if you don't...
Stay out of that Flash...He got to you already...
Yeah...
MATT turned to NARRATOR!
You couldn't...
NARRATOR would...if you and Meg won't come with him, he will do something to everyone but you two...
What do you think Meg...
MEG keeps QUIET!
Hey...What do you want us two for anyway?
NARRATOR wants YOU TWO because HIS INTENTION is to WIN this BATTLE, and he has a lot of CHARACTERS to BEAT, but if he can GET to you TWO with this thing, it should affect the OTHERS, and I should WIN EASIER!
See why we like story mode better?
NARRATOR grumbles...!
Anyway, you going to put it back or shall I?
NARRATOR can't believe you wasn't LISTENING before!
I was listening...You don't scare me...
NARRATOR is really ANNOYED!
Cool it slightly, Matt...
Yeah...
I agree...look at me...
...
I don't believe this...He's MY creation! I wrote him in a battle! So I can annoy him if I want to! Especially if I can do this!
 

Matt uses Almighty Flame Version Powers and the narration disappears again.
----- "There..", he said bluntly. "No more being bothered..."
Flash shook his head, "You haven't been in here long enough..."
----- "For the LAST TIME, I don't care what he can do, because I can undo it! I write this stuff!
----- "You mean, it was YOU who wrote me and Flash up for mewtwo and flareon?"
Matt said nothing, knowing if he did, he was dead.

The Narrator looked around again.
----- "Fine...have it your way.."
----- "I think you annoyed him Matt.."
----- "Really...How shocking..."
The Narrator looked unmoved, "I narrate, therefore, if I was to say, oh, I don't know, something like, "What? MATT is evolving!", I'm betting it would start to happen..."
Sure enough, it started to.
Matt didn't look pleased at all. Though when he was fully glowing white, you couldn't really tell what he was thinking, other then the constant profanities he was shouting at the Narrator.
----- "It's RSACi lv2 at max here, Matt...cool it, it won't get said..."
----- "...Oh, I am SO going to kill you..."

After watching this, Meg stood up.
----- "Ok Mr Narrator, you had your fun, now stop him evolving..."
Meg looked at the Narrator as she said this, sternly. The Narrator turned to her.
----- "And what makes you think I wil stop him evolving? Especially coming from you...And even more especially when all I have to say to stop you is..."
The luminiscent Matt looked to the Narrator, "Don't even think about it...I swear..."
The Narator turned back to Matt. "You can't swear really, it's RSACi 2. Second, I will do what I please. Third thing, what I please goes something like this. "What? MEG is evolving!" So there."
Sure enough, Meg started glowing too.
----- ".........[omae o korosu, narrator]........."

Matt had had enough of this. Turning back to the narrator. Picking up a broken branch, he ran at the narrator, ".....[no meg, it's more like..] OMAE O KOROSU!".
The Narrator looked boredly at the running Matt, "Hmm...what should I say in this situation...I know, "MATT evolved into MEW!".
At this, everyone stared at the Narrator.
----- "I didn't see that coming..."
----- "I did...but then I read minds, so I could see it when he did..."
----- "Pink...poor boy..."
----- "What? ...Oh ****."
----- "Watch it there Meghan...Remember, you're next..."
----- "Run that by again...PINK?"
Meg looked more green at that point.
----- "Knowing that narrator, probably white or something...He'll have me suffer but you won't have to as much.."
Meg looked towards the rapidly dimishing Matt, "You'll be kawaii as a Mew though - Pink and kawaii. Ugh..."

----- "BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A MEW!...SOMEONE, ANYONE?"
Everyone looked silently on, Matt's voice being distinctively higher now. Meg sighed, looked at everyone else, then back to Matt, "And neither do they...Or me..."
The Narrator looked to Mew and Meg, "You done yet? Because you'll be able to converse all you want soon. "MEG evolved into WHITE MEW!""
"SEE! That's badly not fair", Matt sniffled, before looking down at himself...
----- "....[why ALWAYS me]..."
And soon enough, Meg and Matt were back on eye level terms with each other.
----- "......Mew? [Meg? You okay?]"
----- ".......[You expect me to say "Never better?"]......."
----- ".......[I'll take that as a yes]....."

The Narrator looked on at the two small Mews, smiling evily.
----- "What to do with you now...I could always kill you, that would save me a lot of trouble..."
Everyone's eyes glowed red as everyone turned to the Narrator.
----- "Er...eheheh...I won't kill them...I will do this though..."MATT and MEG vainshed!"
----- "No we didn't, we're right.."
The speech stopped as they indeed disappear. Flash looked at the Narrator.
----- "They were only here to visit...And now they're mews. Good going, Mr Baka...And no, don't ask me what that means...I know but you won't ever..."
----- "And if you don't mind, I have some people to call. Mews are very rare, I'd get top price for Matt, never mind Meg who is white...See you lot later, in the next battle...Though of course, you won't be able to think properly by then..."
Neko and Charity looked up, along with Flash.
----- "What do you mean by that..?"
The Narrator sat down.

----- "Simple...now that Matt and Meg are Mews, it will start to affect their reasoning...Eventually they'll be thinking the part too...And since you're characters of theirs, it will pass to you. And I will gain domination of Flame and Persian. Now, I'm heading somewhere, don't mind me, and try not to resist the mewish thoughts too much. It helps."
And with that, the Narrator walked off.
----- "Well, I don't feel like a Mew.."
----- "Me neither.."
----- "One thing you learn, that narrator is ALWAYS serious...It will start to happen...Otherwise this storyfic will be boring..."
----- "I guess you're right..."

Matt found himself inside a cage. In a room somewhere. Meg was in too.
----- "[I'm going to enjoy killing this narrator...]"
Meg was asleep.
----- "Kawaii..."
Matt yawned. He wondered how much sleep a Mew needed.
----- "I wonder how much sleep a Mew needs..."
Matt fell asleep too, hoping the others were working on finding where they were...

----- "I'm hungry.."
----- "Me too.."
----- "Me three..."
----- "Wait...what about the Mew problem..."
----- "They're enough of a problem when not Mew.."
----- "Quiet you.."
----- "Anyone know how we should start?"
----- "Do we even know where they are?"
----- "I can get help if you like..."
----- "We have to find them first..."
----- "Just follow the bad Narrator jokes until you get there..."
----- "Anyone listening to me?"
----- That's a good idea Flash...but what if he hasn't said any deliberately..."
----- "Good point..."
Neko was annoyed now, "LISTEN TO MEE!!" punching a hole in the wall for effect.
----- "Er...yes, Neko, eheh..."
----- "Come with me then.."
Neko headed off somewhere. Flash and Charity followed.

The Narrator was looking out of the window. He knew that he could take those three by himself, then he thought, if he said that now, they'd have gone to get help. Then he looked at the conversation that Flash and co were having just then, and wondered who they could be getting.
----- "I'm hungry..Hey Narrator, you do have to feed us you know..." , said Meg, who had just woken up. The Narrator turned to her, then walked over to a cupboard and pulled out some Mew Mix, then put some into bowls and made them appear inside the cage.
----- "That's a real bad pun you know..."
----- "I dun care. I thrive on bad jokes."
----- "I forgot.."
Meg looked at the Mew Mix, then thought: [Well I'm not getting anything else..], and started eating some.
----- "[I wonder what's taking them so long...]"
----- "[Who knows..]", Matt thoughtspoke, still asleep.
----- "[Mew]"
Matt awoke, and looked at Meg.
----- "[They better get here soon...]"
----- "[Mew?]
----- "[Sigh...]"

Charity stopped.
----- "We're going to have to hurry up with this...That Narrator's plan is working..."
----- "Let's get moving then..."
After a short time, they arrived at a doorway.
----- "This is Death's Doorway..."
----- "You're getting Death to help you?"
----- "I know who she's getting..."
Neko walked up to the door and pressed the little bell thing. A voice boomed out from behind the door..
----- "WHO DARES TO RING THE DOORBELL OF--"
----- "DUO, CAN THE SPEECH! It's Neko here - open up.."
The door opened, and a head poked around the door..
----- Duo: "Heya Neko, Charity, um..."
----- "Flashfire..."
----- Duo: "Yeah, Flashfire...Haven't seen you in a while Neko..."
----- "There's been things..."
----- Duo: "Oh yeah, come in..."
Inside there were two other people immediately visible and two more could be heard in the kitchen.
----- Duo: "Hey all, Neko's here.."
----- Quatre: "Hey Neko.."
----- Heero: "Hi Neko.."
Two more walked from the kitchen, one going on about something..
----- Trowa: "Hey Neko...Can someone shut Wufei up a bit..."
----- Wufei: "...blah blah justice blah...Oh, hi Neko....justice justice..."
----- Trowa: "Ahh..."
Trowa ran back into the kitchen. He had his hair set in such a way as you could only see one eye.
----- "Friends of yours?"
----- "Yeah - problem?"
Neko looked at Matt sternly.
----- "Nope, no problem, eheheh."
----- Duo: "So what brings you here then Neko?"
----- "You want to explain, or should I?"
----- "I'll explain.."

Matt yawned. If they were coming, they were spending too much time preparing. The Narrator had fallen asleep, and Meg wasn't conversationalising much...
----- "[Meg?]"
----- "[Mew mew mew mew]
----- "[Come on people..hurry up...]
Flash heard this, for some reason, and was able to send back this:
----- "[We're doing what we can there, Matt...]"
----- "[You can hear this?]"
----- "[I'm replying back, aren't I? o_O]"
----- "[The situation here: Meg has lost it..]"
----- "[I have NOT lost it -_-]"
----- "[Meg? Why wouldn't you answer before?]"
----- "[I couldn't help saying Mew ^-^;]"
----- "[Besides, Matt should lose it first, right?}"
----- "[Mew? Mew]"
----- "[o.o;]"
----- "[o.o;;]"
Matt looked at Meg blankly.
----- "[Um..Matt..?]"
----- "[Mew ^-^]"
----- "[I think I'll tell them to hurry up..]"

Flash turned to everyone, after Neko had explained the situation.
----- Duo: "I get it...I think.."
----- "So you'll help?"
----- "They're running out of time here everyone..."
----- Heero: "Yes we will."
----- "Good.."
----- "[Anyone there?]"
Meg's voice was heard by Flash, Charity, and Neko.
----- "[So how is it Meggie?]"
----- "[Dun call me Meggie..]"
----- "[Is Matt there too?]"
----- "[Yeah...but he isn't in any mood to talk...]"
----- "[Mew mew mew mew...]"
----- "[So he isn't faking. Wonderful. That means I'm soon for that too...]"
----- "[We have to move, now...]"
----- Duo: "You still with us?"
----- "Yeah...Though we have to move quickly..."
Everyone set off to head for..uh..hold on, they don't know where they're going yet...
----- We'll make it up..
Oh, okay...
----- "[Hewo?]"
----- "[Matt?]"
Neko headed to the front.
----- "Kawaiiest first ^_^"
Everyone looked at Neko.
----- All: "So why are you going first then?"
Neko glared at them.
----- "[You isn't kawaii, you isn't a mew - Me sort that...]"
----- "[What do you mean by that, Matt?]"
Charity turned back to Neko, and standing there was an amethyst mew.
----- "Um..Neko?"
----- "[NOW it's kawaiiest first ^-^]"
Neko went wide-eyed. She looked around, then at herself.
----- "......OMAE O KOROSU, MATT!"
Neko ran off towards where Matt was.
----- "Dun do that..Wait for us!"
Everyone else ran after Neko, shouting WAIT UP every so often.

Eventually, everyone else caught up with Neko.
----- "Let me kill him...I'll do it quickly..."
----- "We're supposed to be saving him...and Meg..."
----- "But you dun know what this is like..."
----- "And we dun want to know.."
Neko got really annoyed just then.
----- "Well, if Matt did it, then I can do it too..."
----- "You wouldn't.."
----- "Oh no..Watch me....Mew."

----- "[Er...Meg, we kind of had a little "accident" here]"
----- "[What do you mean..]"
The crowd of Mews stood staring at the amethyst one, Neko.
----- "[If you're standing up, sit down...]"
Charity began to say what had happened. Meg got annoyed now.
----- "[So ALL of you are Mews? Great...]"
----- "[It wasn't my fault...honest...eheh...]"
In the crowd of Mews, there was two black mews, an orange mew, a smaller blue one, a larger blue one, a red/orange one, a teal one, and the amethyst Neko.
----- "[From the top, Duo and Heero are black...]"
----- "[I'm the Shinigari Mew. MUHAHA!]"
----- "[Well, I'm the Dark Mew. MWAHAHA! With green text o_O]"
----- "[Mewo the Shinigari Mew and Hee-Chan the Dark Mew. Fits...]"
----- "[Mewo...Grr...Don't pun my name...]"
----- "[And I'm not a CHAN!]"
----- "[Er..*ahem*..Trowa is the orange mew..]"
----- "[Spiffy..]"
----- "[Spiffy o_O]"
----- "[Tro Tro - HA! I must pun everyone's name :P]"
----- "[Gurgle..]"
----- "[That gurgle is Quatre..]"
----- "[Try Pawtre. Another pun ^-^]"
----- "[Wufei is the teal one]"
----- "[This is not justice, Ne-chan...]"
----- "[Hey Woofei...Dun pun my name - I'm punning yours so :P]"
----- "[Let me guess...Flash is the Flame Mew...]"
----- "[Correct...]"
----- "[Leaving the taller light blue kawaiiest one, which is me ^-^]"
----- "[No, I'm the kawaiiest :P]"
Everyone started arguing over this. Matt joined in the conversation, with a simple...
----- "[Mew ^-^]"
----- "[....Matt's the kawaiiest...He's PINK - Ugh...]"
----- "[Now that you've told the readers who is who, can you come rescue mee? And Matt...what's left of him...]"
Everyone started moving again, heading for where the Narrator had the Mews (and I still don't know where that is...)
----- I do, just follow me...
Fine...Charity was followed by me...

Everyone eventually arrived at..somewhere, and Charity turned to Neko.
----- "They're in that building up ahead.."
----- "Right, it's showdown time..."
The Narrator had dozed off. He was woken up, by the shout of "OMAE O KOROSU!" from Neko.
----- "That was smart...if he was asleep, we could have walked right in..."
----- "And the chances of him being asleep are pitiful..."
----- "Whatever..."
The Narrator opened the door.
----- "Why did you have to wake me up with the Japanese cry that you would kill me, Neko?"
----- "He knows what it means..."
----- "In which case, "INTIMIDATION FACTOR was LOST!""
Then they all shouted it, with glowing red eyes.
----- "Er..."INTIMIDATION FACTOR was REGAINED, eheheh ^_^;;""
The Narrator ran back inside, being closely followed by the group of Mews.
----- "[You're here! Finally! And you're all mews...]"
The Narrator picked up the cage and headed for the back exit.
----- "Goodbye, all..."
At the back exit appeared Flash. He decided to get some revenge the old way...
FLASHFIRE is ANNOYED!
NARRATOR reminds you that HE is the NARRATOR!
FLASHFIRE doesn't CARE!
FLASHFIRE used ALMIGHTY FLAME VERSION POWERS!
What? NARRATOR is evolving!
What?
That's new..
Mew!
Sigh..
NARRATOR evolved into PIKAMEW!
Er..why?
[I know why]
Matt?
Correct - In Unlucky Day 3 the Red Text left me as a pikamew..and naturally, Flash is thinking of that as revenge >=) - as I would too..
What? MEW is de-evolving!
MEW de-evolved into MATT!
MUCH better ^_^
What? WHITE MEW is de-evolving!
WHITE MEW de-evolved into MEG!
Welcome back? ^_^
FLASH used ALMIGHTY FLAME VERSION POWERS!
EVERYTHING returned to NORMAL! (Except Narrator >=D)
That...was one cheap way of skipping everything, Flash...
Thanks - I do my best ^_^
NARRATOR is still a PIKAMEW!
In which case, I have an idea...PokéBall GO!
PIKAMEW was caught!
And now he WILL obey me...
MATT hands POKÉBALL to CHARITY!
o.o;; - I wha?
CHARITY is better with NARRATOR/PIKAMEW then you are! So FLASH thinks she deserves it!
But Charity's a...no, wait, she not Mewtwo any more...Charity's a Persian...
That doesn't make a difference...
Ok, you have the Pikamew..
CHARITY wins!
And me.....?
.....
MATT and MEG head back to REALITY!
Be back soon? ^_^
Count on it..
Laterz Charity..
Bai Meg..
MATT and MEG disappear!
So...who shall we get as narrator...?
I don't have a clue...but I'll stand in until we find one..
STORYFIC ends!
MATT is relieved!
 

(I don't think the Narrator is going to leave it at that...)


 
 
 
 
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