RANMA appeared!
Wait, wasn't
I already here?
RANMA is
confused!
It hurt itself
in its confusion!
Owiiie!
DACTAMPR
appeared!
Uh. Not THAT
again.
DACTAMPR
is making fun of AKANE!
Hey! Hey!
She may whack me over the head with cooking pot, but hey, she's still my
fiancé! Argh, I'll show you!
RANMA used
HIGHJUMPKICK!
DACTAMPR
used INCREDIBLEPSYCHICFORCE!
Wait...a...second.
Dacta MPR isn't Psychic!
DACTAMPR
is laughing evilly!
DACTAMPR
revealed TRUEIDENITY!
DACTAMPR
is really AGATHA!
Waiiit...who
said Agatha was Psychic?
AGATHA did!
Oh crap!
AGATHA: Muahahaha!
That's right, child!
She's even
gone to calling me child!
AGATHA used
LONGBORINGSPEECHABOUTHOWPR.OAKUSEDTOBEINTERESTING!
You have
one thing right...it IS really boring...
RANMA is
yawning!
Falling...asleep...
RANMA fell
asleep!
Zzz....
Time passed!
RANMA woke
up!
That was
pointless...*YAWN*
LANCE appeared!
Argh...I
don't like him.
LANCE is
angry!
Why?
You OWE LANCE
money!
I do?
LANCE wants
to fight!
Fine!!
LANCE sent
out LANCE!
So that's
the way it's gonna be, eh? Then go, me!
Get'm, RANMA!
Enemy LANCE
used CAPESWIPE!
It's not
very effective...
Ha! That's
your only move, Lance!
HIGHJUMPKICK
is RANMA's only move!
No it's not!
I know all the moves of Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan!
LANCE: Suuuure!
Shut up!
LANCE used
COLDWATER!
Ahh! Apparently
that isn't your only attack!
What? RANMA
is evolving!
Nooo!
RANMA evolved
to RANMA-CHAN!
Boo-hoo!
This isn't fair!
LANCE is
laughing HYSTERICALLY!
Argh...got
you now...
RANMA-CHAN
pushed LANCE into SPRINGOFDROWNEDGIRL!
LANCE: Ahhh!
What? LANCE
is evolving!
LANCE evolved
to LANCE-CHAN!
NARRATOR
thinks the name LANCE-CHAN is STUPID!
So do I.
NARRATOR
changed LANCE-CHAN's name to LORETTA!
LORETTA:
Loretta...what a stupid name...
Ha ha ha...
LORETTA is
gonna WHUP your SORRY ***!
Oh crap!
I need to learn a new attack!
RANMA-CHAN
is TRYING to LEARN a new ATTACK!
But, it failed!
Damn, no!
LORETTA used
HOTWATER on HERSELF!
What? LORETTA
is de-evolving!
LORETTA de-evolving
to LANCE!
LANCE learned
a new ATTACK!
Oh yeah,
HE does...
LANCE learned
THEDARKSIDE!
He's gonna
use it against me in this battle.
RANMA-CHAN
used HOTWATER on HERSELF!
What? RANMA-CHAN
is de-volving!
RANMA-CHAN
de-volved to RANMA!
LANCE used
THEDARKSIDE!
DARKSLOTH
and DARKLUKE appeared!
Oh crap!
Lance, what have you done?
LANCE doesn't
know!
DARKSLOTH
is going to TAKE over this VERSION! (Nope...you'll
have to beat ME first.)
I better
learn a new attack, fast!
RANMA is
TRYING to LEARN a new ATTACK!
RANMA learned
THEFARSIDE!
Hmmm...interesting.
RANMA used
THEFARSIDE!
GARYLARSON
appeared!
?!
GARYLARSON
used EYEOFWISDOM on DARKLUKE!
What? DARKLUKE
is de-volving!
DARKLUKE
de-volved to LUKE!
GARYLARSON:
That's better.
Oh! I get
it. Gary Larson draws the Far Side...bad puns, really.
Yes! Very
BADPUNS!
DARKSLOTH
fainted!
Just like
that?
It was GETTING
too CROWDED!
Ah. I see.
DOOMPUFF
appeared!
Crappity!
GARYLARSON
used DOODLE!
No effect!
We're gonna
die! I've gotta learn another attack!
RANMA learned
WHOWANTSTOBEAPOKEMONMASTER?!
Sounds suspisiously
familiar...oh well!
RANMA used
WHOWANTSTOBEAPOKEMONMASTER?!
Host REGISPHILBIN
appeared!
Cool!
DOOMPUFF
is confused!
It hurt itself
in its confusion!
DOOMPUFF
fainted!
We won against
Doompuff! Yes!
FIRSTCONTESTANT
appeared!
FIRSTCONTESTANT
is ASHKETCHUM!
ASH: I'm
gonna be the greatest Pokémon Master ever!
LANCE: Yeah
right!
ASH's pride
greatly fell!
ASH fainted!
LANCE notices
REGISPHILBIN!
LANCE wants
AUTOGRAPH!
Suck up.
LANCE: You
surely don't look as old as you are!
REGISPHILBIN
is angry!
REGISPHILBIN
wants to fight!
LANCE doesn't
want to!
LANCE must!
REGISPHILBIN
used MILLIONAIREQUESTION!
REGISPHILBIN:
What's the square root of 4?
LANCE: Ummmm...three?
REGISPHILBIN
used ISTHATYOURFINALANSWER?
LANCE said
YES!
REGISPHILBIN:
Nope, I'm sorry, that's wrong!
LANCE's pride
greatly fell!
LANCE used
COLDWATER on HIMSELF!
What? LANCE
is evolving!
LANCE evolved
to LORETTA!
Wow...he
must be really depressed to force himself into his cursed form...
LORETTA is
smiling EVILLY!
Uh oh...what
attacks does Loretta know?
LORETTA knows
HOTWATER, FLIRT, and CALLOFTHEWILD!
Call Of The
Wild?!
LORETTA used
CALLOFTHEWILD!
SHAMPOO appeared!
Nooo!
SHAMPOO is
giving RANMA looks!
*sob* That
was too mean, Loretta...
LORETTA:
I know.
LORETTA used
HOTWATER on HERSELF!
What? LORETTA
is de-volving!
LORETTA de-volved
to LANCE!
LANCE used
COLDWATER on SHAMPOO!
What? SHAMPOO
is evolving!
SHAMPOO evolved
to CAT!
CAT used
FURYSWIPES on RANMA!
Ahh! My beautiful
face!
NARRATOR
kicked CAT off STAGE!
Thank you.
Now, we finish out battle!
RANMA and
LANCE are GROWLING at EACHOTHER!
GARYLARSON
and LUKE want to fight too!
Fine then...
GARYLARSON,
LUKE, RANMA and LANCE got into a CATFIGHT!
CAT: Meow!
Hey, I thought
we got rid of the cat!
NARRATOR
used KICKTHECAT!
CAT was KICKED!
CAT fainted!
~Hoi. No fainting cats in Persian. One reason
- I am one..~
EVERYONE
attacked!
GARYLARSON
and LUKE fainted!
They were
short lived...Okay, now it's just you and me, Lancie Boy!
LANCE does
not like being called LANCIEBOY!
Lancie Boy!
LANCE is
REALLY angry!
What? RANMA
learned a new ATTACK!
I did?
RANMA learned
DRAGONSLAYER!
RANMA now
has an ADVANTAGE!
I do?
Don't you
play ANY POKEMON?! LANCE is a DRAGONTRAINER!
Hah! Perfect!
LANCE: Nooo!
RANMA used
DRAGONSLAYER!
What? LANCE
is de-volving!
LANCE de-volved
to DUSTBUNNIES!
Ha ha! I
dominate!
DUSTBUNNIES
want to fight!
?!
DUSTBUNNIES
used BITE!
DUSTBUNNIES
bit RANMA on the NOSE!
Ooo noo!
My beautiful face! It's ruined! Wahhh!
RANMA is
running away to get PLASTICSURGERY!
GENMA is
angry at RANMA for being a WUSS!
Wahh! You
don't have a mutilated face!
RANMA lost
to DUSTBUNNIES!
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