Battle #11: Who wants to Be a PokéMillionnaire?  May 27, 2000
Setting: Chat 50% /RP 50%
Player: Ditto [4-2-1] Win vs. Milktank (Battle #7)
Written by Ditto36
Author of Strawberry Milk Mimic Mania (Battle #2), TCG and the Cashier (Battle #3), Cruise and a Bruise (Battle #4), A Map, Some Trees, and Attacking Trees (Battle #5), The First of Ditto's Problems (Battle #6), Clearing Up Some of the Past (Battle #7), Something to Pass the Time (Battle #10)
 

Welcome back to "Who Wants to be a Pokémillionaire?"! Currently, the Narrator is on a small vacation, so there will be NO narration during this show, and there isn't a battle! And, I can guess half of you already stopped reading... -_-; Anyways, our remaining contestants are waiting to play... Doompuff, Cutepuff, Cashier, Giant Blade of Grass, Milktank, Charity, Tom, Freezeon, and Shinra Employee are here! And the great webmaster, Flashfire (I thank you o.o), is in the audience! Now... time for the fastest figure question...
Put in order of stupidity, starting with the stupidest.
A:Slowpoke
B:Alakazam
C:Ditto
D:Flashfire
... (If D was ever first in that question -_-...heh o.o)
Time's up!
And the order is...A,C,B, and D. The winner is...
Cutepuff, with a time of 6.25 seconds!
Now, Cutepuff you know the rules, right?
*Gets hugged* I'll take that as a yes...
Now for the $100 Question...
What color is a Jigglypuff?
A:Pink
B:Purple
C:Green
D:Purple and yellow striped
*Watches Cutepuff pick A.* Correct! Wow...this is hard without the narrator...
NARRATOR is BACK!
NARRATOR goes forward in TIME!
CUTEPUFF will win $500,000!
Grr...now you ruined it!
NARRATOR chuckles!
...
DITTO gives CUTEPUFF the MONEY and CUTEPUFF leaves to go into the AUDIENCE!
Hmmm...next contestant will be chosen from a new method called random pick...
DITTO starts RANDOM DEVICE!
CHARITY was chosen at RANDOM!
Welcome to the...uhh...seat!
CHARITY: Let's get this over with.
Ok...for $100...Which Pokémon is NOT a cat?
A:Persian
B:Meowth
C:Jigglypuff
D:Mew
CHARITY:C.
Correct!
Writer:To save me writing, the contestant's text color will be green. (And so it shall be done...)
Now, for $200...What is Pokémon #001?
A:Bulbasaur
B:Charmander
C:Squirtle
D:Doompuff
A
Correct!
For $300...
Let's skip to the million dollar question.
Eh...we can't do that...
You'd probably do it for Doompuff...
You're right. -_-
Well?
Hmm....audience, press 1 for Charity to skip, 2 for Charity to play right...
AUDIENCE finishes!
Hmm...99% for no skipping, 1 for skipping...
^_^;
CUTEPUFF: Puff! ^_^;
Well, at least 2 voted for me... -_-;
For $300, What animal is a Hoothoot?
Owl.
Eh...correct...for $500...
Ditto.
Correct!? O_O; How'd you know...?
Just a guess...and the way you looked at it...
Eh... ^_^;
For $1000, which is true?
A:Flash is a monkey (Picking A is punishable by death o.o)
B:I own another version
C:I know what a Neko is
D:All are false
B.
Correct...for $2000... Which is NOT a Pokemon that Flash has as a user name?
I know!
BOTH: Don't spoil it, Flash...
A:Mewtwo
B:Bulbasaur
C:Flareon
D:Eevee
B.
Correct! For $4000, what color text does Flash have?
A:Orange
B:Brown
C:Blue
D:Demented yellow polkadots with red stripes and a purple background (Would have been my second choice ^^)
O_o; A...
Correct...
For $8000, what is the correct Alt combination for §?
A:130
B:783
C:789
D:1265
Uhh...é,¤,§,±...C!
You know, that's cheating...
DITTO checks RULE BOOK!
Ehh...doesn't say anything about using alt...
Correct. For $16,000, Which is NOT one of my user names on Yahoo!?
A:Ditto36
B:Sailor_the_Baby_Seel
C:Eevee36
D:Growlithe63
D.
Correct! Now, for $64,000, which color is a female Ditto?
A:Purple
B:Pink
C:Green
D:Ugly
Uhh...B?
Make that final answer?
CHARITY shows CLAWS!
Err...correct! For $125,000...where did Flash quit?
A:At $32,000
B:At $500,000
C:At $100
D:He won
A.
Correct! For $250,000...Which is not a Doompuff spinoff?
A:Evilee
B:Red Doompuff
C:Cutepuff
D:They're all spinoffs
D...
Correct! For $500,000...what is the letter A in Algebra?
A:Perimeter
B:Probability
C:Variable
D:A letter
Hmm...
TIME passes!
I'll say C...
Correct!
AUDIENCE cheers!
For the million...
What is the bending in light called?
A:Reflection
B:Refraction
C:Spectrum
D:Mirage
Hmm...can I call an audience member?
Uhh...ok. Who?
Flash.
Ok...uhh...Flash, Charity wants you!
I know...I have ears... O_o
Err...you have 30 seconds; go ahead.
Hey Flash, I'm gonna win a Million!
Why am I not suprised...
The answer is B!
Eh...CORRECT!!!
CHARITY wins!
CHARITY leaves with the MONEY!
Well, we don't have any more time...(or space o.o;;)
BATTLE needs a BATTLE!
DOOMPUFF is mad!
DOOMPUFF wants to KILL!
DITTO runs away!
DOOMPUFF wins!
DOOMPUFF receieves the DOOM BADGE!
DITTO receieves the RUNNING BADGE!
 
 
 
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