"Ok, so it's a fight 'eh?"
Why do you think you're in the arena?
"Hey! Stop all those stupid short comments!"
So you expect that to work?
"Yes! So stop them!"
Now that's is a serious attempt...
"Hey! What's that dot up in the sky up there?"
So you seriously think that'll stop me...
"Look! It's coming closer!"
Didn't you hear me?
LOUDSPEAKER: "Warning: FROST DOOMPUFF coming into arena."
HUGE EXPLOSION occured overhead!
No effect!
Did you think you had a chance?
"That's it! These stupid comments must be automatic!"
Heard of Automatic Teller Machines?
LOUDSPEAKER: "Warning: Automated defense systems do not affect FROST DOOMPUFF."
You really expect that to scare the narrator?
FROST DOOMPUFF landed!
IMPACT destroyed CRUST of FROST ALPHA I!
Now that's serious...
FROST DOOMPUFF is charging across the VOLCANO field!
CROWD ran away!
The, uh, noone's excitement is growing over this battle!
FROST DOOMPUFF used DEVOUR!
But it missed!
That's a kinda stupid attack...
"Guess it hasn't got enough EXP yet"
"Go, ARTICUNO!"
Go, ARTICUNO!
Looks like a bad pokemon choice!
"What's a good choice?"
No such thing!
"So, forget it"
ARTICUNO went up, up and back!
No effect!
It's super stupid!
"Hey! Switch off that automated comment system!"
NARRATOR says it's got a jammed automated teller machine switch!
It looks like bad switch maker choice!
FROST DOOMPUFF used LATCH!
FROST DOOMPUFF latched NARRATOR to ARENA WALL!
The NARRATOR is LATCHED SOLID! It may not narrate!
Who made up that stupid attack?
"Ok Articuno, try your evolve attack!"
What? FROST DOOMPUFF is EVOLVING!
"BBBBBBBBBBB, don't evolve!"
FROST DOOMPUFF evolved into FROST BOOMPUFF!
"#$^$#@&!"
"You were supposed to evolve yourself into a ARTIZAPTRES!"
"Oh well..."
"Too bad you don't have devolve..."
Looks like bad attack choice!
FROST BOOMPUFF used BOOM!
Massive explosion!
It's super effective!
ARTICUNO fainted!
It looked like a bad pokemon choice!
"Ok, go, MEWTWO!"
Go, MEWTWO!
Now that's supposed to be good...
"Use your DIGIVOLVE attack!"
MEWTWO!
Digivolve to MEWTWODRAMON!
MEWTWODRAMON!
Digivolve to MEGAMEWTWO!
FROST BOOMPUFF used CONTROLLED INTERNAL EXPLOSION!
It's super long!
FROST BOOMPUFF expanded to be 100 times the size of MEGAMEWTWO!
"MEGAMEWTWO, digivolve!"
MEGAMEWTWO!
Stupid digmon freak...
Digivolve to MEGAMETALMEWTWO!
FROST BOOMPUFF used EVOLVE!
What? FROST BOOMPUFF is EVOLVING!
FROST BOOMPUFF evolved into FROST MEGABOOMPUFF!
The, uh, not again!, uh, noone's excitement is growing over this big battle!
ARENA is running out of SPACE!
NARRATOR finally got free!
The, doh!, noone's excitement is growing over this crowded battle!
"My Articuno never got it's EVOLVE attack right...."
"Ok, MEGAMETALMEWTWO, use your MAGIKARP BLAST!
You seriously thought that would work?
PLAYER's stands were broken!
FW went flying!
So we finally see the trainer!
But only for a metre!
It's super exaggurated!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF used EAT!
MEGAMETALMEWTWO was EATEN!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is GROWING!
ARENA exploded!
Please wait: Transferring battle to another planet. FROST ALPHA II
There's a new planet!
"Better run away..."
FW ran away!
FW ran into FROST MEGABOOMPUFF!
FW is standing there facing FROST MEGABOOMPUFF!
"Gee's this is a stupid position, better move..."
Looks like bad position choice!
LOUDSPEAKER: "First, for the POKEMON THEME SONG"
LOUDSPEAKER: "I want to be the very best..."
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF wants to be!
Looks like bad song choice!
LOUDSPEAKER: "Like noone ever was"
FROST MEGADOOMPUFF still wants to be the very best!
Looks like a bad target choice!
LOUDSPEAKER: "To catch them is my real test..."
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF seriously doubts you can catch it!
Looks like bad pokeball choice!
LOUDSPEAKER: "To train them is my cause..."
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF says it could train up right now!
Looks like bad audience choice!
LOUDSPEAKER: "I'll travel across the land, searching far and wide..."
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF says that it'll destroy them before you get to them!
Looks like bad travel location choice!
LOUDSPEAKER: "Teach pokemon to understand, the power that's inside!"
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF says that it already knows that it has a lot of power!
Looks like bad student choice!
LOUDSPEAKER: "Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Except you and me..."
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF says that you better not catch it!
Looks like bad insult choice!
LOUDSPEAKER: "I know it's our destiny!"
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF says your destiny is to be eaten by it!
Looks like bad advertising choice!
LOUDSPEAKER: "Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend..."
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF says that you're its enemy and its mission is to destroy the world!
Looks like bad recruiting choice!
LOUDSPEAKER: "Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all, it's so true!"
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF disagrees!
Looks like bad pokemon choice!
LOUDSPEAKER: "Our courage to pull us through!"
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF says it'ld like to pull you into its mouth!
Looks like bad enemy choice!
LOUDSPEAKER: "You teach me, and I'll teach you, pokemon!"
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF knows that the singer already knows how to DEVOUR and EAT!
Looks like bad attack teacher choice!
LOUDSPEAKER: "Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! Pokemon!"
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF insists that you don't catch it!
Looks like bad repetitive advertising choice!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is sick of theme song!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF ripped out LOUDSPEAKER!
And sent it flying into space!
Looks like bad concreting company choice!
ZOO KEEPER appeared!
ZOO KEEPER: "This mega pet will make a good exhibit at our zoo!"
ZOO KEEPER used NET BALL!
ZOO KEEPER is playing NETBALL!
Looks like bad playing field choice!
ZOO KEEPER stopped playing NETBALL!
ZOO KEEPER: "Bad move..."
ZOO KEEPER used SEDATIVE NEEDLE GUN!
Hit 1000 times!
No effect!
Looks like bad sedative choice!
FROST MEGADOOMPUFF removed NEEDLES from ITSELF!
EVERYONE except FROST DOOMPUFF: "Oh no!"
FROST MEGADOOMPUFF threw NEEDLES!
All of them hit ZOO KEEPER!
It's super effective!
ZOO KEEPER fainted!
It looks like bad animal choice!
"Pokebattles 'eh?"
FROST MEGADOOMPUFF wants to FIGHT!
You have to FIGHT!
"Fine: Go, MEW!"
The enemy's invincible! Get'm MEW!
"Mew, DIGIVOLVE!"
MEW used DIGIVOLVE!
MEW!
Digivolve to MEWMON!
MEWMON!
Digivolve to MEWDRAMON!
MEWDRAMON!
Digivolve to MEGAMEWDRAMON!
MEGAMEWDRAMON!
"Stop digivolving!"
Attack ended!
Looks like a bad attack choice!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF used SLAM!
Boing!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF bounced to FROST ALPHA III!
"OK Megamewdramon, launch sharp projectiles at it!"
MEGAMEWDRAMON launched 10000 needles at FROST ALPHA III!
NEEDLE's bounced back!
Holy!
MEGAMEWDRAMON fainted!
Looks like bad enemy bouciness choice!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is using ROCKETs to fly back to YOU!
ROCKETs broke down in SPACE!
Looks like bad rocket manufacturer choice!
FROST DOOMPUFF is ready to FIGHT!
"Narrator, take us to FROST ALPHA X!"
NARRATOR teleported you to FROST ALPHA X!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is still visible!
"Narrator, how about FROST ALPHA MMMDCLXIV!?"
NARRATOR teleported you to FROST ALPHA MMDCLXIV!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is still visible!
Looks like bad number system choice!
And is approaching at the speed of LIGHT!
Surrender now or prepare to FIGHT!
"Ok, I surrender!"
FW surrenders!
Looks like a bad fight choice!
CONTROL CENTRE shows planets being devoured as FROST MEGABOOMPUFF flys at the speed of LIGHT with its mouth OPEN!
Looks like bad narrator choice!
"I think everyone figured that out already!"
"Ok narrator, set a bomb here for FROST MEGABOOMPUFF's arrival, and quickly take us to FROST BETA I!"
NARRATOR set a bomb for 60 seconds!
NARRATOR teleported you to FROST BETA I!
RADAR SCREEN shows FROST MEGABOOMPUFF quickly growing! It's already 10km in diameter!
Looks like bad planet location choice!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF ate FROST ALPHA MMDCLXIV!
BOMB has indicated it has EXPLODED!
No effect!
Looks like bad bomb maker choice!
"Ok, quick setup the planet defense cannons!"
NARRATOR set up PLANET DEFENSE CANNONS!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is still visible!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF flew past at the speed of LIGHT!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is no longer visible!
Looks like bad radar equipment choice!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF just ate FROST GAMMA I!
By the time the text had appeared, it had eaten up to FROST GAMMA MD!
Looks like bad planet indexing choice!
"What's on them planets?"
NARRATOR: "Spare arenas!"
LITTLE DOT is flashing on RADAR!
"Oh no! Not FROST MEGABOOMPUFF!"
PLANET DEFENSE CANNONS are firing at invisible OBJECT!
No apparent effect!
Looks like bad cannon choice!
OBJECT is MASTER BALL!
What? MASTER BALL is evolving!
MASTER BALL evolved into MEGA MASTER BALL!
What? MEGA MASTER BALL is evolving!
MEGA MASTER BALL evolved into MAX MEGA MASTER BALL!
What? MAX MEGA MASTER BALL is evolving!
MAX MEGA MASTER BALL evolved into SUPER MAX MEGA MASTER BALL!
What? SUPER MAX MEGA MASTER BALL is evolving!
SUPER MAX MEGA MASTER BALL evolved into METAL SUPER MAX MEGA MASTER BALL
What?
"Oh no, not again!"
Looks like bad master ball design choice!
METAL SUPER MAX MEGA MASTER BALL is aiming for the now visible FROST MEGABOOMPUFF!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is now 100km in DIAMETER!
Bigger than the planet you're standing on!
Looks like bad planet size choice!
METAL SUPER MAX MEGA MASTER BALL is on a collision course with FROST MEGABOOMPUFF!
METAL SUPER MAX MEGA MASTER BALL was eaten by FROST MEGABOOMPUFF!
Looks like bad ball choice!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is now 1000km in DIAMETER!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is on a course out of the FROST star system!
NARRATOR: "It looks like it's heading to a DOOMPUFF spinoff tournament!"
TELESCOPE is OBSERVING!
It seems as if it wasn't allowed in!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is heading back to the FROST star system!
"Oh no!"
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is full!
"After eating 2 whole star systems!"
NARRATOR: "More than that! It's obvious it has eaten the tournament!"
Looks like bad tournament choice!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is fast asleep!
 

This battle was actually posted in 4 parts.. I only actually claimed 3 of them - But for the sake of continuity, I enclose the fourth part here. This part has actually been claimed by Emerald Version . (I'd link directly, but I'd miss if the page changed or disappeared, so I'll put it here. If this is disagreed with, inform me, please..)

Yellow Version Battle #40
 

FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is fast asleep!
Go, everyone!
Millions of POKEMON!
Everyone, use your best attack at that giant monster!
No effect!
Oh no! The entire universe will be destroyed!
Looks like a very destructive Flareon!
It's all Flashfire's fault!
At least the entire FLAME system will be eaten. It's just over there!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF ate FROST BETA I!
You died!
Looks like a bad planet choice!
But it continues!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is eating up the entire FROST BETA system flying at a quarter of the speed of light!
It has finished eating the FROST BETA system!
ATTACK MISSILES are flying in from EVERY VERSION!
It's not very effective!
More ATTACK MISSILES are flying in from EVERY VERSION!
It's still not very effective!
Looks like bad missile design!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is eating the FROST DELTA SYSTEM!
It's having trouble controlling its path!
It flew to a DOOMPUFF spinoff tournament!
It entered successfully!
TOURNAMENT AREA: First match: FROST MEGABOOMPUFF versus METAL DOOMPUFF!
TOURNAMENT AREA: Things don't look good for this newcomer from METAL VERSION!
METAL DOOMPUFF used BITE!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF was so big it probably didn't notice it!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is stamping around trying to step on METAL DOOMPUFF!
METAL DOOMPUFF went flying!
And landed in FROST MEGABOOMPUFF's mouth!
TOURNAMENT AREA: FROST MEGABOOMPUFF wins easily!
TOURNAMENT AREA: Next up, FROST MEGABOOMPUFF versus THE EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF of DOOM!
DOOMPUFF used SUMMON EVIL!
All evil character from the universe appeared!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF used FLY!
TOURNAMENT AREA: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EVIL CHARACTERS ran away!
EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF of DOOM used DOOM missile!
It's not very effective!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is making aviation records!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is at 100km above the tournament and rising!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is falling!
DOOMPUFF watches helplessly!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF falls even further!
DOOMPUFF ran away!
TOURNAMENT AREA: FROST MEGABOOMPUFF wins the match!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF landed!
TOURNAMENT AREA exploded!
And was eaten by FROST MEGABOOMPUFF!
It's using ROCKET's again!
It's heading for FROST DELTA!
PLANET DEFENSE CANNONS alook like PEASHOOTERS in perspective!
ATTACK MISSILES are heading at FROST MEGABOOMPUFF!
It's not very effective!
Oh no!
NARRATOR: "Hey! You shouldn't be speaking!"
But it's so scary that I have to!
The EPSILON system is the only one this 10000 km monster hasn't eaten!
NARRATOR tells you to SHUT UP!
More ATTACK MISSILE are COMING!
Millions!
Oh no! Just 20 or so planets left!
NARRATOR is holding your mouth shut!
NARRATOR: "You're already dead!"
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF fainted!
Just 1 planet left!
NARRATOR: Phew! Just FROST EPSILON I left!
NARRATOR is so amazed he let you live again!
You became alive again!
Ok, take us to FROST EPSILON I!
You were teleported to FROST EPSILON I!
Now for the battle...
 
 
 

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