Battle #16: Life is a Pain  July 2, 2000
Setting: Somewhere 100%
Player: Missie [No Record]
Written by Kira - New Author
 

Missie is in PAIN!
"Duh! I know that!"
Missie better watch her what she SAYS!
"Ok whatever"
"Ohhh my mouth hurts! Stupid braces!"
Missie wants to kill her ORTHADONTIST!
"....."
Orthadontist appeared!
"I hate you"
Orthadontist: I don't care. I make money making people's lives miserable! Muhahahahaha
Orthadontist is LAUGHING evily!
"I'll make you pay for this!"
......
Missie can't start FIGHTS!
"aww man!"
Orthadontist wants to fight!
"Hahaha, you'll feel my wrath!"
"Go retardamon!"
Orthadontist sent out NEEDLE!
Missie sent out RETARDAMON!
NEEDLE Uses PRICK!
Critical hit!
Its not very effective.....
NEEDLE used BLOOD SUCK!
NEEDLE is SUCKING BlOOD!
BLOOD FAINTED!
Orthadontist: YOU IDIOT SUCK RETARDAMON"S BLOOD!
"Use dance and stomp!"
RETARDAMON uses DANCE AND STOMP!
RETARDAMON and NEEDLE are DANCING!
"NOOOO!"
RETARDAMON stomps on NEEDLE!
NEEDLE FAINTS!
"YAY!!!"
RETARDAMON is still DANCING and STOMPING!
"retardamon stop dancing!"
Orthadontist sent out REALLY BIG and SCARY TOOL!
REALLY BIG and SCARY TOOL was re-named CUDDLES!
"thats a wierd name....."
RETARDAMON is SCARED!
RETARDAMON ran away!
"NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!"
"go numbamon!"
NUMBAMON I choose you!
ASH KETCHUM appeared!
ASH KETCHUM: Hay thats my line!
"I didn't say it tho"
ASH KETCHUM is confused!
It ran away in it's confusion!
"okay...that was weird"
CUDDLES used INTIMIDATE!
CUDDLES's INTIDIMATION greatly ROSE!
"That thing is scary"
NUMBAMON is INTIMIDATED!
"use IAMSCARIERTHANYOUARE!"
NUMBAMON used IAMSCARIERTHANYOUARE!
CUDDLES is in DENIAL!
"Hahaha"
CUDDLES went to a PSYCHIATRIST!
Use next POKEMON?
Orthadontist sent out ORTHADONTIST!
"numbamon come back"
NUMBAMON was RETURNED to it's POKEBALL!
"Go de-evolution spray!"
Go DE-EVOLUTION SPRAY!
"de-evolve Orthadontist!"
DE-EVOLUTION SPRAY used DE-EVOLVE!
What? Orthadontist is de-evolving!
"yes!"
Orthadontist de-evolved to DENTIST!
DENTIST: NOOOO!
DENTIST used RUN AWAY!
Professer Oak: No running from a POKEBATTLE!
"ya!"
"Attack again!"
DE-EVOLUTION SPRAY used DE-EVOLVE!
What? DENTIST is DE-EVOLVING!
"cool"
DENTIST de-evolved into COLLEGE STUDENT!
PROFESSOR appeared!
PROFESSER: You're late for class!
COLLEGE STUDENT RAN AWAY!
Missie wins!
"yay..but that dosn't cure this pain...."
 
 
 
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