Battle #2: Strawberry Milk Mimic Mania  May 9, 2000
Setting: Game 0% /Reality 30% / Anime 70%
Player: Ditto [No Record]
Written by Ditto36 (Webmaster of Lavender Version ) - New Author
 

DITTO is CRAWLING in a FIELD!
And your point, Narrator?
DITTO sees SOMETHING!
And WHAT is this SOMETHING?
SOMETHING is PINK and BLACK, and RESEMBLES a COW!
Eh? Strawberry moo cow?
SOMETHING is MILKTANK!
WHAT is a MILKTANK?
NARRATOR does NOT LIKE being MOCKED!
DITTO is ASKING too many QUESTIONS!
NARRATOR answers FOURTH QUESTION only!
MILKTANK is 241ST POKEMON!
I thought the E had a slash above it...
NARRATOR is too LAZY to use ALT!
You're not too lazy to use SHIFT...
NARRATOR ignores LAST REMARK!
...
MILKTANK wants to FIGHT!
And I don't!
YES you DO!
NO I DON'T!
YES you DO!
NO I DON'T!
NARRATOR HATES being MOCKED!
DITTO LIKES to MOCK!
STOP it!
CONTINUE it!
DITTO is FORCED to STOP with THREAT of DOOMPUFF!
Grrr...
MILKTANK is WAITING to BATTLE!
Eh...
MILKTANK sends out MILKTANK!
DITTO sends out DITTO!
Wha? Fine...I'll use...
DITTO uses...!
DITTO is SILENT!
MILKTANK uses MOO!
FLASHFIRE appears and HACKS up the MOO! (Inside joke)
FLASHFIRE leaves!
Eh... O_o;
I guess I'll use Dorito toss...
DITTO uses DORITO TOSS!
DORITOS are TOSSED to and EATEN by MILKTANK!
MILKTANK falls asleep!
Heh...good to have some spare sleeping powder...Nothing else to do here...
DITTO runs away!
No I didn't!
YES you DID!
NO I DIDN'T!
NARRATOR will OPEN AQUA PORTAL to get DOOMPUFF!
^_^;; Okay...I ran away...
DITTO runs away!
Hmph...I never did get any strawberry milk...
 
 
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