Battle #3: TCG and the Cashier  May 9, 2000
Setting: Game 0% / Reality 30% / Anime 70%
Player: Ditto [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Milktank (Battle #2)
Written by Ditto36 (Webmaster of Lavender Version ) - Author of Strawberry Milk Mimic Mania (Battle #2)
 

DITTO is still RUNNING!
From what?
NOTHING!
Oh...
DITTO stops!
Phew...where am I?
DITTO is at TOYS 'R US!
Huh?
TODAY is SUNDAY!
Eh? I didn't ask that...
NARRATOR doesn't CARE!
TODAY is CARD DAY!
What's that?
CARD DAY is WEEKLY POKEMON TCG LEAGUE!
What's TCG mean?
TCG means TRADING CARD GAME and STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!
...
DITTO goes into STORE!
Just curious...
DITTO watches KIDS play POKEMON TCG!
Hmmm...a Ditto card! ^_^ But it doesn't look like me at all...
DITTO GLARES at HOLOGRAPHIC FOSSIL DITTO CARD!
DITTO CARD is PARALYZED!
O_o;; Eh...I'm done here...
DITTO goes around STORE!
Hmmm...booster packs?
BOOSTER PACKS have 11 POKEMON CARDS in EACH!
Maybe I should get a few...
DITTO gets 1 BASE SET, 1 JUNGLE, 1 FOSSIL, 1 BASE SET 2, and 1 ROCKET BOOSTER PACKS!
DITTO goes to CHECK-OUT COUNTER!
DITTO sees CASHIER!
NOOOOO! EVIL CASHIER!
CASHIER says she is not EVIL!
You expect me to believe you!? I wanna fight!
...
Uhhh...Narrator?
...zzzzzzzzzzz...
*Falls anime-like*
NARRATOR wakes up!
Good...I think...
CASHIER needs MONEY!
Eh...forgot about that...
CASHIER wants to FIGHT!
CASHIER sends out NICE NONRABID JIGGLYPUFF OF CUTENESS!
Rip-off of Doompuff?
YES!
Thought so...anyways, go, me!
DITTO sends out DITTO!
Me, use cuteness!
DITTO uses CUTENESS!
DITTO's CUTENESS greatly rose!
^_^;
CUTEPUFF uses ULTRA-CUTENESS!
DITTO stares at CUTEPUFF!
DITTO loses TURN from being DISTRACTED!
-_-;
CUTEPUFF uses SLINGSHOT!
DITTO gets SLINGED in the DIRECTION of the OCEAN!
...
NARRATOR is ALONE!
NARRATOR follows DITTO!
 
 
 
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