Battle #8: The Battle of Link  May 20, 2000
Setting: Game 80% / Reality 20% / Anime 0%
Player: Link [No Record]
Written by Shadow - New Author
 

PORTAL opened!
LINK stepped out of the PORTAL!
LINK was given GREEN TEXT!
What? Where?
(Charity:) You’re out here..
LINK pulled out the OCARINA OF TIME!
LINK played the PRELUDE OF LIGHT!
It didn’t work!
Hey why didn’t it work?
NARRATOR: Cause I said so.
DOOMPUFF appeared!
DOOMPUFF wants a fight!
LINK agrees to battle!
LINK sent out himself!
Go LINK ^_^
Okay I will use my MEGATON HAMMER
LINK used his MEGATON HAMMER!
But it failed!
Failed? How?
NARRATOR: Because it doesn’t belong here.
ZELDA appears!
Hi ZELDA.
Who is this?
ZELDA is given PURPLE TEXT!
You can’t stop him from using his weapon NARRATOR..
NARRATOR: Oh yes I can..
Then you're fired.
NARRATOR: No way!
ZELDA uses FIRE THE NARRATOR!
NARRATOR: You can’t do that!
NARRATOR: What? it’s working!
NARRATOR was FIRED!
ZELDA becomes the NARRATOR!
ZELDA is renamed NARRATOR!
The original NARRATOR is renamed ANNOYING!
ANNOYING is given BLUE TEXT!
I am not annoying!
Now I can get you back for getting me spliced..
Yikes!
DOOMPUFF disappears from being BORED!
Yeah time to get him back for being so annoying..
You are so annoying!
CHARITY allies with LINK!
CHARITY sends out CHARITY!
LINK sends out LINK!
I’ll use light arrow
LINK uses LIGHT ARROW!
Its super effective!
I'll get you back you cheaters! I'll annoy you till you die!
Oh I’m sooooo scared you annoying lil’ beggar..
ANNOYING runs away!
Dang I didn’t get to attack
LINK and CHARITY win!
I’m hungry I didn’t get breakfast
Me too..I haven’t eaten since I beat Ganon a few days back..
"I will steal all the food..Mwahahaha!" says ANNOYING from far away..
He is so annoying..
Let’s go get some food!
Yeah, lets..
*They leave to get some food*
 
 
 
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