Looks like I have
to heal another PC...*sigh*
PCMEDIC is
being SENT to fix PC!
But hey!
If computers didn't break...I'd be out of a job!
PCMEDIC has
a POINT!
PCMEDIC arrived
at BILLGATES' doorway!
Hmmm...I
wonder how he could be having trouble, especially since he made his billions
on computers...
PCMEDIC opened
DOOR!
BILLGATES
came running OUT!
BILLGATES:
Thank God you're here! Windows 95 caught a glitch and is taking over my mansion!
MANSION was
IMPLODED!
BILLGATES:
Nooo! There goes my billions!
BILLGATES
lost ONEHUNDREDBILLIONDOLLARS!
DR.EVIL:
Oh my!
Hey...who
said Dr. Evil was in this battle?
THAT wasn't
DR.EVIL!
That was
DACTAMPR imitating DR.EVIL!
Yeah...sure.
WINDOWS95:
Muahahahaha! I will take over the world! Muaha!
Not if I
can help it!
.....................
Oh. That's
right. I can't start battles.
WINDOWS95
wants to fight!
Yes! Woohoo!
I'll take you on! Go, Virus Scanner!
Go, VIRUSCANNER!
WINDOWS95
used GLITCH!
VIRUSCANNER
was GLITCHED!
How?!
WINDOWS95:
Ha ha ha ha!!
Argh. Now
I'll have to take this to some extremes.
Go, CLEFAIRY!
WINDOWS95
is laughing at PATHETICLEFAIRY!
Shut up!
Clefairy, Metronome!
CLEFAIRY
used METRONOME!
CLEFAIRY
used SELF-DESTRUCT!
Oh no!!!
CLEFAIRY'S
attack missed!
CLEFAIRY
fainted!
What a total
gyp! Argh! Now we really get serious!
Go, VIRUSCANNER
1,000.0!
BILLGATES:
Whoa! Who created that!?
You did,
you idiot!
BILLGATES:
Oh...right!
WINDOWS95
used LOVELETTERVIRUS!
VIRUSCANNER
1,000.0 was CRASHED!
No! It's...it's
not possible!
PCMEDIC is
out of usable POKEMON!
Go, PCMEDIC!
Hey, hey,
hey! I don't stand a chance against this thing! IT BEAT MY CLEFAIRY!
*snicker*
Shut up,
Narrator!
WINDOWS95
is going to TAKEOVERWORLD!
Agh! Gotta
do something!
PCMEDIC used
DESPRETEATTEMPTTOSTOPWORLDDOMINATION!
But, it failed!
Wahhhh! *sniff*
WINDOWS95
is grinning evilly at PCMEDIC!
WINDOWS95:
Now you die!
INCREDIBLYBLOODYSCREEN
was CUT out of BATTLE because of RSACi!
Oh Lord!
PCMEDIC fainted!
WINDOWS95
is giving THREATENINGLOOK to BILLGATES!
BILLGATES
screamed like GIRL!
BILLGATES
ran away!
WINDOWS95
won against PCMEDIC!
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