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Battle #1: The First Battle Dec. 23 2001
Setting: Ash's room, he's still asleep
Player: Ash [NO RECORD]
ALARM CLOCK used RING!
Its not very effective.
ASH WOKE UP!
Stupid alarm clock.
ASH used CLOCK THROW
Its super effective. ALARM CLOCK Fainted.
err that's odd, I guess I better get up.
ASH looks around
I wonder what time is it. Oh yea, I broke my clock...
START MENU appeared!
START MENU says "Playtime: 0:00:02"
no, I don't want my play time, I want the actual time
START MENU says "Playtime: 0:00:05"
what's wrong with this thing, I want the time of day.
START MENU says "Playtime: 0:00:09"
idiot...
START MENU Doesn't like being called names!
err...
START MENU says he's not IDIOT!
how can you say that, or anything your just my start menu
START MENU assures you, he can say that.
START MENU wants to battle!
BATTLE!?!? How can you battle? Neither one of us have pokemon!
START MENU sent out OPTIONS!
What?? That's not a pokemon
START MENU Insists you send out your first POKEMON.
OK ... fine, I'm sure I have something in my pocket that I can use
hmm
ASH sends out POCKET LINT!
Oh great, a lot of good that'll do me.
POCKET LINT sits their and dose nothing!
It's super effective!
OPTIONS Fainted!
START MENU is mad!
START MENU sends out POKEDEX!
Uh huh ... fine ill fight myself
ASH withdrew POCKET LINT!
ASH send out ASH!
POKEDEX uses ARRANGE BY NAME!
Nothing Happened.
POKEDEX uses ARRANGE BY NUMBER!
Nothing Happened.
What are you trying to do to me?
START MENU withdrew POKEDEX!!!
Yell a bit louder why don't you, I don't think the neighbors heard you.
DON'T patronize ME!
START MENU sent out SAVE!
Uh huh, can we get this over with, I hafta meet Prof. Oak tody.
START MENU says it will be OVER sooner than you think!
Right...
START MENU laughs maniacally!!!
...
SAVE uses SAVE
???
SAVE says "Do not shut off power while saving"!
START MENU laughs!
nooooooo!!!
START MENU shuts off POWER!
noo---
Battle #2:
The First Battle... Again Dec. 24 2001
Setting:
Ash's room, he's still asleep... Again
Player: Ash [0/1/0]
Last Battle: LOSS vs. Start Menu (Battle #1)
ALARM CLOCK used RING!
Its not very effective.
ASH WOKE UP!
Stupid alarm clo- Hey wait, this seems familiar... hmm day sha vu...
It's spelled DÉJÀ VU, It's FRENCH.
Oh. Hey, today's the day when I get my first Pokemon from Professor Oak!
NARRATOR suggests you just use POCKET LINT.
What?
Never mind.
Hmm, I guess I cant go in my pajamas, I better change.
ASH begins to CHANGE!
HEY!!! Turn around, don't look!!!
NARRATOR is SORRY.
...
Ok Im done, I guess I better goto Oak's.
Hmm, its a nice day out huh narrator?
YES it is. And It's spelled NARRATOR!
Uh huh...
WILD DONPHAN APPEARED!
WOW!!!
HMM, leave the CAPS to me!
DONPHAN began to CHARGE at ASH!
Uh oh
DONPHAN TRIPPED on a ROCK!
It's Super Effective!
NICE!
I'm genna catch it!
ASH uses an ULTRA BALL!
1...2...3...DONPHAN was Caught!
NARRATOR Is curious to how ASH has an ULTRA BALL so early in the GAME.
I dunno, you narrated it.
Hey Narrator, aren't you genna congratulate me?
It's spelled NAR- oh nevermind.
Yay! Won't Oak be surprised. I caught it before I even got my first Pokemon!
Whoopee...
Battle #3: To Oak we go Dec. 26, 2001
Setting: Oak's lab
Player: Ash [1/1/0]
Last Battle: WIN vs. Donphan (Battle #2)
La de da, dum de dum.
ASH is very happy! He caught a POKEMON all by himself!
Thanks for the re-cap bud, I wasn't quite sure myself.
IT'S my Job!
ASH arrives to OAK's house!
Finally...
OAK sees ASH and welcomes him.
OAK wants to know if your here to get your first POKEMON.
Yes. Well, not really. On my way here I caught a wild Donphan all by myself
OAK is SUPPRISED!
OAK thinks your LYING!
Um, no I'm not...
ASH is renamed LIER!
Hey!
LIER is renamed ASH!
Oh, your kindness is overwhelming.
OAK wants to see it...
Ok I'll get it out.
... in BATTLE!
Oh.
OAK wants to Battle!
Yea you said that...
OAK sent out Charmander!
A Charmander eh? Well I guess I'll use me Donphan.
ASH only has one POKEMON so theirs no other choice.
Thanks for pointing that out, I was trying to sound professional.
OAK sent out Bulbasaur!
HEY!!! YOU CANT USE MORE THAN ONE POKEMON AT ONCE!!!
I thought I told you to leave the CAPS to me!
Well, Oak is cheating!
OAK denies cheating.
OAK sends out Squrtal!
This is insane, you are totally going agents league rules.
OAK thinks you are MISTAKEN!
ASH is renamed MISTAKEN!
Mistaken is an adjective, how can I be named as an adjective?
MISTAKEN is renamed ADJECTIVE!
You know your not that funny.
ADJECTIVE is, again, renamed MISTAKEN!
Jade's RATINGS have been greatly INCREASED!
What 'Ratings'? Jade isnt even offical yet!
I know but you dont have to let THEM know THAT!
MISTAKEN is re-renamed ASH!
That's it, I'm not going to ba-
STOP!!!
?
OAK: ?
This BATTLE is too LONG. YOU can CONTINUE in the next BATTLE.
Battle #4: Its an OAK-tastic battle Dec. 29, 2001
Setting: Oak is battling Ash
Player: Ash [1/1/0]
Last Battle: WIN vs. Donphan (Battle #2)
That's it, I'm not going to battle a cheater.
WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!
?
OAK: ?
I am MANDATED by Jade LAW to tell all NEWCOMERS to READ THIS FIRST!
Jade law?
NARRATOR used CONTINUE!
BATTLE was CONTINUED!
Um, ok. Where was I? Oh yea...
That's it, I'm not going to battle a cheater.
OAK: No, theirs no running from a trainer battle.
Yea, I bet.
OAK tells his POKEMON to ATTACK.
Charmander used FIRE BLAST, Bulbasaur used SOLAR BEAM, Squrtal uses HYDRO PUMP.
Donphan is hanging on by a THREAD.
Hey, this is totaly unfair! I thought you were a good guy.
OAK says SCIENCE comes before FAIRNESS.
Well, you wont beat us without a fight,
OAK doesn't plan on BEATING you...
Donphan, use your, um, oh I dont know what attacks you have...
ASH is CONFUSED.
No I'm not, or maybe I am, I dont know...
ASH hurt itself in it's CONFUSION.
OWW! Hey, that hurt, and im not an 'IT'.
OAK is tiered of FIGHTING.
Finally, my poor Donphan is tierd enough. Donphan, return.
OAK: ASH! This isn't the time to use that!
WHAATTTT?!?!?!
JEEZ, leave the CAPS to ME I said.
SHUT UP!
Oak, this is insane!
OAK used ULTRA BALL!
DONPHAN, tap A repeatedly to escape.
Donphan doesn't have a finger to tap A with!
OAK caught Donphan!
WHAT?!?
Do you want to give it a nick name?
OAK declines.
OAK wants to know if you want to pick your first Pokemon now.
... you've got to be kidding, I should report you to the Pokemon legue.
OAK tells you not to waste your time, HE's the LEGUE PRESIDENT.
OAK wants to know if you want to pick your first Pokemon now.
Ha! I dont need any help from you, Im leaving.
OAK: Hey wait!
OAK: It's Unsafe! Wild POKEMON live in tall grass!
No duh.
You Need your own POKEMON for your protection. I know! Here, come with me.
But im already here.
There are 3 POKEMON here! choose one.
I dont beleave this.
There are 3 POKEMON here! choose one.
You said that already.
There are 3 POKEMON here! choose one.
No, im leaving.
OAK: Hey! Don't go away yet!
Hey! I cant leave the room, my feet are stuck!
There are 3 POKEMON here! choose one.
Fine, ill take this one.
so you want the electric POKEMON, PIKACHU?
>Yes
>No
Yea
OAK: The responce is not valid.
GRRR
Yes
This POKEMON is really energetic! ASH receved PIKACHU!
I'm out of here.
Battle #5: On the road Jan. 7, 2002
Setting: On the road
Player: Gary No Record
Finnaly, my own battle!
WHO are YOU?
I'm Gary Oak, Master Trainer from Pallet Town!
YOU sound like just another ASH.
WHAT?!?! THAT N00B?? I could beat him so easily its not even funny
Um, YOUR new here so I'LL give you a WARNING.
NARRATOR IS THE ONLY ONE ON THIS VERSTION WHO CAN USE ALL CAPS AND LIVE!!!
Uh huh...
I just wish Ash was here right now...
ASH APPEARED!
 WOW! Did my wish come true?
Hmm... I wish for a million bucks.
1,000,000 DUCKS APPEARED!
Err...
1 MILLION DUCKS proceed to VICIOUSLY MAUL GARY!
AAARRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!
GRR...
ASH wants to know if YOUR done playing with your DUCK friends.
You cant talk to me like that!!!
ASH wants to Battle!
ASH sent out PIKACHU!
Figures...
Ill use my Eevee.
GO EEVEE!
Eevee, Atack!
EEVEE ran at PIKACHU with its TEETH BARED!
PIKACHU tries to RUN but EEVEE SLAMS into IT!
As PIKACHU is on the ground, dazed, EEVEE LOOMS over IT with FIRE IN ITS EYES
Gary: 
Ash:
Pikachu:
Thats, um, very discriptive narration Mr. Narrator...
PIKACHU weakly tries to crall away
EEVEE laughs as IT goes to SINK ITS TEATH INTO PIKACHU's NECK
ASH: NO!!!!!
PIKACHU, Return!
ASH sent out ASH.
Ha ha ha, This'll be no problem for Eevee!
ASH shakes in FEAR
ASH RUNS AWAY...
...and INTO a TREE!
ASH Fainted!
HA HA! Now's my chance!
GARY used GREAT BALL!
ASH was Caught!
Strange, i caught a human? thats not right...
WHAT? EEVEE is EVOLVING!
YES! hey wait, I didnt use an evolution stone on it, how could it evolve?
EEVEE Evolved into EVILEE!
Thats not a real pokemon! How can Eevee evolve into that?
Theirs something very strange going on...
A LARGE, BOOMING Laughter is HEARD!
Yea, whats so odd about that?
ITS not the NARRATOR Laughing
uh oh...
*POOF*
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