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Latest Battle - Jan. 10, 2002
Battle #6: A Super battle Jan. 10, 2002
Setting: About 100 ft. above Metropolis
Player: Superman No Record

SUPERMAN is SINGING.
On patrol, I'm on patrol. la de da...
PLEASE! I understand about FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET and all THAT, but YOU CANT SING!
HA! Whose is genna stop me? I'm SUPER powerful!!
I have POWER over all!!!
Not me, no one controls-

...Setting: In space, surrounded by Kryptonite

- me...
AAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEE what I MEAN?
AAARRRRRRRGGGG!!!!
KRYPTONITE used KRYPTONITE
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
ok, i get the point...

..Setting: About 100 ft. above Metropolis

HEHEHE
Random Comic Collector APPEARED
Random Comic Collector: Their is a problem. Superman can't breath in space, and no one can talk, not to mention scream
Random Comic Collector: Sounds like a plot hole to me...
Huh?
I wouldn't say ANYTHING or else...
Plothole Portal OPENED.
...THAT might HAPPEN
RED DOOMPUFF APPEARED
RED DOOMPUFF: MUHHH-TROOO-PLUHHHHSSS!!!
AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!
AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Random Comic Collector: AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Red Doompuff DEVOURED Random Comic Collector in one BITE!!!
RED DOOMPUFF disappeared.
Portal closed.
What in the name of Krypton is that?
Whenever their is a PLOTHOLE, a PLOTHOLE PORTAL opens and something BAD happens!
Oh...
You know. Weird stuff has been happening today, First I get teleported to the middle of space...
Random Comic Collector: Ah hem...
...and, I could breath...
Random Comic Collector: Thanks
... and then a -- HEY! Aren't you dead???
Random Comic Collector: ::Shrug::
and pink blob comes out of no where and eats a guy who is still alive now
Random Comic Collector:
A LARGE, BOOMING Laughter is HEARD!
Strange...
*POOF*


[The Author whould like to note that the character "RED DOOMPUFF" was not
created by the Jade Version Author, but by Jason, the Red version Author ]