Battles #1-#5 Battles #6-#10 Battles #11-#15 Battles #16-#20 Light Version Recocords Here are the Fan Battle records... Nothing Here Yet. Be Patient. o.o;;

Color Key: Narration / Charactor Fan Battle #6-When Boxes Attack July 6th, 2000 Player: Ditto [0-0-0] No Record DITTO is, as usual, BORED! Not in the mood, Narrator...not in the mood... NARRATOR doesn't care! Evil as always, Narrator... NARRATOR is more EVIL than...uhh..BARNEY! That IS evil...O_o; Mwahaha...err...BOX appears! Let me guess...BOX wants to fight! BOX wants to fight! I'm psychic. O_o DITTO is not PSYCHIC! DITTO is NORMAL! I am? Err...DITTO is ABNORMAL! Thought so. O_o BOX sends out BOX! go, scissors! DITTO sends out SCISSORS! Scissors, use cut! SCISSORS uses CUT! PAPER was CUT! Umm... ROCK appears! ROCK crushes SCISSORS! Ugh...go, Ditto? DITTO sends out DITTO! Me, use slice 'n dice! DITTO uses SLICE 'N DICE! DICE was SLICEd! Umm... BOX uses COVER! BOX COVERs DITTO! Wow...dark...might as well go to sleep... DITTO falls asleep! ...Use next grape jello blob? Fan Battle #7-Valiant Socks July 6th, 2000 Player: Skippy Longsocks [0-0-0] No Record Skippy Longsocks? What kind of name is that?! The PERFECT name for a PIPPY LONGSTOCKINGs knock-off! But.. I'm a GUY! So what? Ungh! I don't wanna havta be called by a girls name! Ally CLASSMATES are snickering! Dangit.. voice.. Enemy TEACHER thinks you should go see a councelor about the voice in your head! No way! I'd rather die than go to a *bum bum bum* councelor! Enemy TEACHER wants to fight! Enemy TEACHER used SEND! You were sent to the PRINCIPAL's OFFICE! Noooo!! Enemy PRINCIPAL appeared! Does this NEVER end! Enemy PRINCIPAL used STUPID PHRASE! Principal: Remember, I'm not mean, I'm your principal! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SKIPPY ran from battle! RIGHT into SECRETARY's OFFICE! SECRETARY: Get back to class! SECRETARY wants to fight! grrr... I'll show you a fight.. put up your dukes.. SECRETARY put up DUKES! SECRETARY used SUCKER PUNCH! SECRETARY punched a LOLI-POP into your mouth! SKIPPY is choking! SKIPPY pulled LOLI-POP from ASOPHAGUS! DIE, SECRATARY! You're not DEATH! But I can still SAY that! Can't I? NO! Dåmn you.. SECRETARY was sent to LIMBO! Gah? Anyway-- Enemy PRINCIPAL appeared! What? The PRINCIPAL had been following you! Oh.. Enemy PRINCIPAL used DETENTION! SKIPPY ran from SCHOOL! SKIPPY skipped SCHOOL! Is that why my name is SKIPPY? Nope.. So.. where am I going? To Light version! Where's that? This way! What way? This way! What way? THIS way! WHAT way? THIS WAY! GRRR!! WHAT WAY DO YOU MEAN?! SKIPPY arrived at SHRINE! SKIPPY jumped into ORANGE VERSION! SKIPPY sees BOBBY! Who's that? BOBBY doesn't appreciate you STARING at him! I'm not-- BOBBY says SKIPPY sounds like a GIRL's name! Grrrr... BOBBY sent out Charmander! What? A puny charmander? You will be crushed! SKIPPY sent out SOCK! Sock, use WRAP! SOCK used WRAP! SOCK wrapped a present! SOCK gave present to CHARMANDER! Quick, while it's unwrapping! Use bind! SOCK used BIND! CHARMANDER can't move! CHARMADER fainted! Hah! What other puny things do ya got for me to destroy? BOBBY sent out MAXIMIZED CHARIZARD! What? I thought you were a knock off of Bob "That Guy" Smith, not Mike the Weird! BOBBY is! MAXIMIZED CHARIZARD used FLAMETHROWER! SOCK used LEAP-INTO-ENEMY-ATTACK! SOCK fainted! Uh-oh.. Go, SOCK! SKIPPY sent out SOCK! Don't fail me! You're my last sock! SOCK used QUICK ATTACK! SOCK quickly tied up MAXIMIZED CHARIZARD's MOUTH! Yes! Now me use KICK! SKIPPY kicked MAXIMIZED CHARIZARD's BUTT! MAXIMIZED CHARIZARD fainted! Bobby: Uh-oh.. out of pokemon.. bye! PORTAL TO ALL VERSIONs appeared! DESTINATION: LIGHT Version.. 5 4 3 2 1..... SKIPPY went to LIGHT VERSION! BATTLE ENDED! Fan Battle #9-Beware the Perkular July 12th, 2000 Player: Dacta MPR [0-0-0] No Record DACTA MPR appeared! Whoa! That was sudden. DACTA MPR is at MALL! Ugh. The mall is the place for perkulars and their shallow values. NARRATOR wonders what a PERKULAR is! NARRATOR held up MICROSOFT POKEDEX '95! POKEDEX is out of DATE! NARRATOR must get VERY EXPENSIVE UPDATE! It always does that...just ignore it. POKEDEX-PERKULAR-The evolved form of POPULAR GIRL. She is perky with friends, but they constantly get in meaningless fights. Beware her Lipstick and Power of the PMS. Sounds dangerous. NARRATOR: Oh, it is! PERKULAR appeared! Ahhh! PERKULAR: Like, how did I get here? This place is so, like, totally out of fashion! No...not the pointless jabbering... POINTLESS JABBERING is GETTING to DACTA MPR! Agh...now I strike back! Pencils, go! Go, PENCILS! PERKULAR: Well, like, totally go me. PERKULAR sent out PERKULAR! Pencils, Lead Bomb! PENCILS used LEAD BOMB! LEAD was sucked into PERKULAR's EYE PENCIL! PERKULAR: So that's why I like get so totally sick when I put it on. Ummm...yeah. PERKULAR used POWER OF THE PMS! PERKULAR began PMSing! PMSING is out of CONTROL! Oh my God! This could get ugly! DACTA MPR should know! Shut up... PERKULAR destroyed BEESQUITO in PMS RAMPAGE! All right!! PERKULAR destroyed BILLSMITH in PMS RAMPAGE! Whoo hoo! PERKULAR destroyed JESS MPR in PMS RAMPAGE! That's bad, isn't it? PERKULAR is looking WILD-EYED at DACTA MPR! PERKULAR: It is like totally gonna be you. Even a bad pun from her liking of the wretched *NSTINK! LANCEBASS: I resent that remark! Shaddap. Nobody with a brain likes your music. JASONROSS likes *NSYNC! ............... No comment. JASONROSS: At least you know how to mind your manners and respect your elders... Now how am I gonna stop this PMS Rampage? DACTA MPR checked CALENDER! Hmmm...Oh my God! Only two more days until my OWN crimson tide will hit! And that means... DACTA MPR learned POWER OF THE PMS! Whoo hoo! At least there's SOMETHING good about pre-menstrueral syndrome... Now, me, use Power of the PMS! DACTA MPR used POWER OF THE PMS! DACTA MPR spotted PERKULAR! AHHHH! PERKULARS MAKE ME MAD!!! DACTA MPR shot at PERKULAR! DACTA MPR threw millions of FEMININE NAPKINS at PERKULAR! PERKULAR: Oh, thanks. I'll be needing those in a few days. You're welcome. OK, NOW YOUR MINE!!! PERKULAR: OH YEAH?! PERKULAR and DACTA MPR used TACKLE on EACH OTHER! BOTH fell into MUD PIT! Why do they always have women mud wrestle to get out their problems? There's a more effective soulution!! HOW? ........ I guess there isn't. YAHHHHHH! DACTA MPR used BODY SLAM! PERKULAR was SLAMMED into MUD! DACTA MPR suddenly noticed her PANTIES! Uh oh... DACTA MPR wasn't prepared! *tsktsk* BOYSCOUT motto! Oh crap. DACTA MPR lost POWER OF THE PMS! Wahhh! That's just not fair! *sob* DACTA MPR wants PMS?! Well, not really...but it's a powerful attack. GUYS: Wrestle! Wrestle! Wrestle! Oh you sicken me. DACTA MPR threw MUD CLOD in METALMASTER's face! METALMASTER: That's right, sweety...and don't forget about that signing my guestbook. Please. That is SO old. KEVDUDE: And not to mention unoriganal! YOU'RE MINE, KEVDUDE!!!! KEVDUDE: Geez, whatever happened to Forgive or Forget? The ratings went way down, man. NOW YOU'RE MINE!!!! DACTA MPR used TACKLE! KEVDUDE evaded attack! KEVDUDE ran away! That oughta keep him away for a while... KEVDUDE proclaimed HE'LL BE BACK! As will the TERMINATOR! I'll just ignore that comment... Anyone else wanna try Dacta? WEBMASTERS: Um, no, we'll just be leaving... WEBMASTERS ran away! DACTA MPR won against WEBMASTERS! DACTA MPR turned to PERKULAR! PERKULAR held up PEACE SIGN! PERKULAR: I am like totally hippie now. Peace out, women! What? PERKULAR is evolving! PERKULAR evolved to HIPPIEPERK! HIPPIEPERK: Now I have to, like, spread the word of peace and love. Love man, you gotta love love. You're scaring me. Go away. HIPPIEPERK went away to PREACH about HIPPIES to WORLD! The Pokebattles World is doomed. DACTA MPR won against HIPPIEPERK! Might as well add that win to my excessive winning streak. DACTA MPR wishes! Oh, cram it! NARRATOR crammed it! NARRATOR is cramming for TEST! Yeah...it's gonna be tomorrow on all 50 states and in honour of DoubleD, all the provinces too. Not to mention all of those "state" thingies in the U.K... NARRATOR: Boo hoo! NARRATOR lost to DACTA MPR! ...oh and of course all the counties of Florida... Fan Battle #10-For Want of a Better Name... July 12th, 2000 Player: Goku [0-0-0] No Record GOKU cowers in fear! Who are you? NARRATOR is also known as RED TEXT! This...is confusing... GOKU is confused! No, I'm not! GOKU hurts himself in his confusion! No, I didn't! FREEZA appeared! FREEZA wants to fight! Oh dear.... GOKU wants to fight! I never said that! FREEZA says you have to! Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO! That's...convincing enough. KAMEHA MEHA! GOKU used WEIRDJAPANESENAMEATTACK! FREEZA is still standing! FREEZA used INTIMIDATE! GOKU is INTIMIDATED! HAH! Freeza doesn't intimidate me. GOKU used DENIAL! DENIAL is not just a river in EGYPT! FREEZA used SLICER! GOKU was SLICED! GOKU needs to get a new COMPUTER! What? I'm con...never mind... GOKU is CON! GOKU went to a DRAGONBALL Z CONVENTION! It looks like I'm a celebrity on this strange world. FREEZA used KILL GOKU DIED Use next Pokemon?