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Update March 3rd, 2002: New battle! #14b is up, please be a happy one.
Update February 24th, 2002: Well, looks like I couldn't update the battle in time. Not if I wanted it to have any semblance of quality, at least. And over the next week I'll have even less time to work on it... -.-* oh well, at least I got fanbattle #29 up, which I'm grateful for even if it kinda sucks. Eat THAT, Flame Version!
Update February 23rd, 2002: There. I've barely begun the new battle, so the prospects of an update in time seems slim. However, a new page to the archives has been added storing #9b-12b! Yay.


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Light Version Battle #14b - Warrior With Cold Eyes And No Voice - March 3rd, 2002
Battle Quality: ?
Location: Inner Crater Ledge
Player: Sean [3-1-0] Last Appearance: Light Version Battle #22b

I knew this would happen... ugh, if only I'd moved faster...
SANLIS: That's right! We're here, we're back!
YUVIN: So fight! Save your breath and attack!
This is so stupid.. just let me go into the ship!
SANLIS: Our master's given us our commands, though we bear no malice, we're sorry to say.
SANLIS: So we have no choice.
YUVIN: I don't need Pebble's demands, you stupid wuss Sanlis, I wanna see Sean pay!
YUVIN: So just shut off your voice!
SANLIS wants to fight!
SANLIS: Sean, you'll go no further this cold night!
YUVIN wants to fight!
YUVIN: Sean, I have you in my inescapable sight!
I really hate you both.
SEAN wants to fight!
SEAN used TORNADO KICK!
SANLIS and YUVIN flew up high!
SANLIS: You're out of luck, you can't hit us, we're far too high.
YUVIN: You really do suck, you couldn't even hit the side of a bus, prepare to die!
SANLIS used RAZOR RING!
YUVIN used BLAZER WING!
A WING BURNING and a HALO THROW fly at SEAN!
Woah! Oh no! Narrator, make the attacks sl-
Aaargh, damned rhymes, I defy thee. C'mon, Narrator, it's time to flee!
NARRATOR used SLOW!
SEAN sidestepped!
Attacks missed!
SANLIS: That wasn't very nice, we'd have hit you otherwise!
YUVIN: I'm going to enjoy your end, just stop trying to defend!
SANLIS used FIRE SLASH!
YUVIN used PYRE DASH!
SEAN was SUNBURNED!
Ow! You actually hurt me!?
SANLIS: At long last, we've caused some pain? Will you accept my humble apologies?
YUVIN: You have no class, you're just insane! Wait until we've won for your ideologies!
YUVIN: Battle's no place for weakness, most hated ally! ):|
SANLIS: Please excuse my politeness, I just didn't want to make Sean cry... O:(
SANLIS: ...Merely die! Thus unfortunate grudges I would divert!
YUVIN: *sigh* It makes my head hurt.
SEAN picked up a ROCK!
But first, a BRIEF WORD from our SPONSOR!
Change your life for the better! HAPPYSTICK.
We return you to your BATTLE now, already in progress!
Hate to interrupt this lovely conversation, but...
SEAN threw a ROCK at SANLIS'S EYE!
Critical hit!
SANLIS: AHHHH THE PAIN WHAT A CRUEL FLAAW!
YUVIN: Haw.
SANLIS: We must retreat, friend Yuvin, I can hardly see!
YUVIN: Our task is not complete, whining has-been, don't you want to be free?
SANLIS: I do indeed. Sean, no more mercy!
YUVIN: He can't succeed, I guarantee!
SANLIS used STRIDENT PRAYER!
YUVIN used TRIDENT FLARE!
SANLIS used LARGE SPARK!
YUVIN used CHARGE DARK!
SANLIS and YUVIN energized, while SPARK and FLARE flew at SEAN!
Noooo!
SEAN leaped from LEDGE EDGE!
SEAN evaded, SLIPPING and SLIDING down towards the SHIP!
YUVIN: You know, you're such a moron sometimes.
SANLIS: Not so! I was just distracted by those tough rhymes...
SANLIS: Iambic pentameter was so much better.
YUVIN: Well then don't be so strick, no need to stick to the letter!
YUVIN and SANLIS flew after SEAN, down deeper into the HOLE!
YUVIN and SANLIS attacked, but never came close to HITTING their GOAL!
SEAN ran into THE INGRATE!
YUVIN and SANLIS hurried up, full of HATE!
YUVIN and SANLIS reached the INGRATE- DOOR slammed in their FACES!
NARRATOR'S ridiculous STALLING got them BOTH off of our CASES!
YUVIN and SANLIS made DENTS in DOOR!
YUVIN and SANLIS slid down to the FLOOR!
YUVIN and SANLIS started CRAWLING away whilst GROANING!
NARRATOR stopped with the POETRY so very ANNOYING!
SANLIS: grah x.x
YUVIN: blah x.x
NARRATOR snickered and went after SEAN!
Narrator, good, you're here... I'm having a tough time finding my way around this ship...
NARRATOR will HELP! If JIMMINY were CORRECT, than this is a SHIP from the FUTURE, and it has a FUTURISTIC OMNIMAP somewhere!
Yeah, but if Pebble was right, the super-powerful ninja king Lung will destroy anyone who tries to find the OmniMap.
There! RECAP done! Let's GO!
Woohoo!
SEAN ran through CORRIDORS, up RAMPS!
Whuh?!
DARK DAGGER missed SEAN'S EAR!
Aahhh! Who is there?!
More DAGGERS flew at SEAN from the CEILING!
Lung..?!
LUNG dropped from the CEILING!
LUNG stared at SEAN coldly!
SEAN: ...
LUNG: ...
SEAN: ...
LUNG: ...
SEAN: Marry me.
LUNG facefaulted!
Um... Don't mind SEAN! It's just too USED to BADDIES who are extremely ANNOYING!
Er, right... you're still in our way! And trying to kill me and all.
LUNG stood up!
LUNG drew BLACK HANKYU!
You're welcome?
LUNG shot ARROWS at SEAN!
AHHHHHH!
SEAN leaped around the CORNER and RAN away down HALLWAYS!
LUNG ran after SEAN!
LUNG used BEAT KICK!
SEAN was KICKED into WALL!
aaargh....
LUNG raised HANKYU!
SEAN drew GUN!
LUNG: ...
LUNG'S EYES widened!
SEAN shot LUNG!
It's not very effective...
BULLET went through LUNG'S BELLY and out the OTHER side!
LUNG: ...
I watch lots of fight scenes on TV, Spleen. Now.... take this!
SEAN used UPPERCUT!
LUNG stumbled BACKWARDS!
A-hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaah!
LUNG loaded GRENADES into HANKYU!
Oh-crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap...
SEAN ran away!
LUNG fired GRENADES!
SEAN ducked around HALLWAY!
GRENADES struck WALL and EXPLODED!
SEAN jumped up RAMP!
WALL was SHATTERED!
SEAN was BLASTED a few feet away into the FLOOR by EXPLOSIONS!
WATER blasted through HOLE in WALL!
LUNG: ! ! !
LUNG was SMASHED into WALL by WATER JET!
WATER filled HALLWAY!
LUNG'S LUNGS filled up with WATER!
LUNGS fainted!
LUNG fainted!
SEAN lay on the FLOOR, breathing heavily!
SEAN looked into WATER!
LUNG is nowhere to be SEEN!
I...
... did it... yes. That was damn close....
SEAN pulled himself UP!
SEAN walked away!
The water won't be there long... and the OmniMap must be found...
SEAN walked FASTER through WINDING hallways!
Have to find my way before it drains away...

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Light Version Battle #13b - Trials of the Trio, Part II of III - February 16th, 2002
Battle Quality: ?
Location: Mobile Dungeon Cell
Player: Sean [9-4-2] Last Appearance: Light Version Battle #11b

Beeeeep... systems back online... file recovery complete... why does my head hurt?
MAX: You smashed it against a wall when you fainted.
I see.
MAX: By the way, Joe's gonna kill us all.
Oh. Time to escape!
MAX: But the door won't open!
SEAN opened the DOOR!
MAX: Does it hurt to thrust your hand through two feet of metal like that?
Max, shut up and let's go before- DANGER!
LEE: GRAAHRRRRRRR!
LEE bashed the DOOR in!
Ow, ow, ow!! Dammit!
LEE trampled over SEAN!
I detest this world.
LEE raised his ARMS!
LEE: Otherworlder . . . your time is up.
MAX: What did we ever do to you?!
This, for one.
SEAN bashed the DOOR over the BACK of LEE'S HEAD!
LEE dropped to his KNEES!
Chris is waiting at the exit. Run, Max.
MAX: ... Yeah. There isn't anything left for us here.
MAX ran away!
Now, you seem like a-
NARRATOR wonders what SEAN is WAITING for!
Dammit.
SEAN ran after MAX!
WHISPER glided by!
?!
CLOUD of BLACK MIST erupted from the FLOOR in front of SEAN!
Danger... Narrator, what is this?
FENRIR: Ah, how interesting. The robotic boy, and the Narrator's shed skin.
SEAN raised his FISTS defensively!
FENRIR: How did you recover from the EMP so fast?
Robotic?! Sean?!
Don't make me laugh.. Your technology is hilariously pathetic - barely more advanced than even Terra!
Now reveal yourself and your intentions.
FENRIR: Hahahahahahahahahahaa! My intentions?
FENRIR: Oh, humanity...
FENRIR materialized, blocking the way MAX went, as the BLACK MIST faded!
You're Joe's ally, the one who knocked me and the others out. Understood.
You could join us, Sean...
Yes, I could...
... But that won't happen.
SEAN wants to fight!
FENRIR wants to fight!
FENRIR: ssss...
Narrator!!! Check on Max for a second!
He could need your help.
But, Narrator won't be able to help much if he spreads his CONSCIOUSNESS!
Just focus on one place a time so you won't get too confused. And, if I get into trouble, you can mass yourself together again.
Okay! And when NARRATOR gets back, young HUMUS ALPINE, you will EXPLAIN where you turned CYBERNETIC!
CHRIS sighed!
Yes, Narrator...

Location: Mobile Dungeon Corridor
Player: Max [1-2-0] Last Appearance: Light Version Battle #11b

MAX!
Yo.
WRONG way!
Oh.
LEE appeared!
D'oh.
LEE: You ran from me! Coward...
So?
LEE: Grrrrrr..... Thought you could escape, eh? I know this mobile dungeon's side-corridors and secret passages like the back of my gauntlet! Prepare to die, by order of the king of the northern region.
Uh... no?
fLEE wants to fight!
Fine. Let's go!

Player: Sean

Attack missed!
FENRIR hit the WALL, SHOULDER-first!
Narrator!
MAX is in trouble! SEAN had best HURRY!
Right.
FENRIR: Not an option, mechanical one.
FENRIR launched itself at SEAN!
SEAN used CYBER SMASH!
Critical hit!
FENRIR tumbled to the ground!
As you can see, this is almost over.
Don't let the tombstone hit you on the way out...
SEAN used FATALITY KICK!
FENRIR: You underestimate me... `tiliaiH!!!
FENRIR cast MAGIC!
SEAN stumbled and FELL flat on its FACE!
FENRIR: Technology's greatest knight knows less of power than a mere apprentice magus. So don't make me laugh by thinking you can win.
FENRIR: Give up. By now, my king will already be upon your elder companion.
NEEEEVEEErrrrrRRRRR...
SEAN stood up slowly!
FENRIR: I see. Let's begin to really fight, then.
Let's.
SEAN used HEADBUTT!
FENRIR was smashed against WALL!
Out with the old, in with the new. Bitch.

Player: Joe [32-6-5] Last Appearance: Light Version Battle #11b

There, he hasn't moved. This should be interesting.
WOOHOO! NARRATOR hasn't seen any ACTION since BORED! NARRATOR was getting BORED!
You'll get plenty more after this, perhaps...
CHRIS appeared!
CHRIS: You...... so you've found me...
It was easy. We knew where you were even before that slinkyphobic reported to us.
CHRIS: Slinkypho..? Good grief.
And now you can forget about escaping....
CHRIS: Treacherous blegger!
What the hell. Who do you think you are? You've changed for the worse, Chris...
CHRIS: Everything has. But how did you ever become a king? You're a spoiled, artsy, hypocrite of a brat, after all.
Can NARRATOR hurt CHRIS yet!?
CHRIS: ...?! Narrator...? Big N? What are you doing...
This Narrator has kept his loyalties correct.
CHRIS: Another one? Ah... I see, the theory of personality chronofragmentation is correct after all.
Whatever. I'll show you, here and now, how I became a king...
CHRIS: And I'll show you what I've learned while your heart rotted away...
Heh heh heh.... you know, I didn't completely believe you would all be like this until I met you in person, despite all the assurances of my advisor...
Narrator, check on how Lee's doing with the others... Because I'm about to have a little battle...
JOE grabbed a POKE BALL from his BELT!
CHRIS: What the bleg... Poke Balls?!
Allow me to enlighten you! I became a king, Chrisy... by getting lots of allies.
JOE wants to fight!
CHRIS: Oh yeah, man, you're a regular charisma machine.
You shut up.

Player: Lee [0-1-0] Last Appearance: Light Version Battle #11b

MAX wants to fight!
MAX: Narrator! You're back already?
LEE used SWAT!
MAX tried to BLOCK!
MAX'S PALMS were GASHED open!
LEE used GATECLOSER!
MAX'S FEET were KICKED forwards, HEAD was KNOCKED backwards!
MAX collapsed to the GROUND, BLEEDING!
HAHAHAHAHAAAA! 8D
MAX: Sean... Where are you...
LEE used METEORITE SLAM!
MAX'S HEAD was BATTERED!
MAX crawled BACKWARDS, pulling himself UP!
MAX tried to CATCH his BREATH!
LEE used SNAP FIST!
MAX ducked UNDER and used BITE!
Gah!
MAX KNEED LEE in the GUT!
Oohfh!
You are no warrior...
MAX used KICK!
LEE was KICKED in the face!
LEE fell backwards!
MAX wiped the BLOOD on his CHEEK, smearing it!
MAX: I never said I was.
Hm... eh! YOU will get YOURS, MAX!

Player: Joe

CHRIS wants to fight!
CHRIS: I'm waiting.
Here is one of my 'allies', for your information.... Spooky, strike!
JOE sent out SPOOKY!
Your only friend is a flying midget? That's... kind of sad...
Oh, but I have plenty more, don't worry. Hahahahahaha!
And it's not a flying midget, it's a phantom plushie. -.-
CHRIS: ...
CHRIS: ...
ARE YOU TRYING TO HOLD BACK A SNICKER?!
Spooky, Spectre's Tornado!
CHRIS sent out CHRIS!
CHRIS used DIVE!
TORNADO flew into WALL and DISSIPATED!
It's pointless, Chris. Possession!
SPOOKY used POSSESSION!
CHRIS: Materialize...
CHRIS used MATERIALIZE! HOLY WATER appeared!
SPOOKY'S attack was warded off!
SPOOKY used SKULL NEEDLES!
CHRIS evaded attack!
CHRIS used RUBY BLAST!
Curses...
SPOOKY is in critical condition!
CHRIS: You've made a grave miscalculation, JoeJoe.
... That was just awful.
CHRIS: What was? We both know you don't stand a ghost of a chance against me.

Player: Sean

Enough stalling!
SEAN focused ENERGY!
SEAN'S ARMS extended x2!
SEAN'S STRENGTH greatly ROSE, and FINGERS sharpened into CLAWS!
A LOT of explaining to do! -_o
Um... later, I promise.
FENRIR focused ENERGY!
FENRIR'S ARMS extended x3!
FENRIR'S STRENGTH greatly ROSE, and FINGERS sharpened into CLAWS!
Crud.
FENRIR: *ryieyivNyiy *Nyiee *ryiieyiivayiiS
FENRIR cast MAGIC!
FENRIR was fully healed!
Crap.
FENRIR used WRECKING CLAWS!
SEAN blocked!
SEAN'S ARMS were SMASHED AWAY!
Sh-
SEAN was SLICED in TWO, DARTH MAUL style!
Hm... whoa, deja vu. SEAN? SEAN? SEAN, get UP!
FENRIR: Hahahahaaaaaa...

Player: Max

MAX used SPIT!
LEE: Eeeenough!
LEE used THRASH!
MAX leaped back!
LEE: You should never have come here...
It wasn't my choice!
MAX backed away! LEE advanced!
MAX! FENRIR just killed SEAN!
Whaaat?!
LEE: There are forces at work here you cannot begin to understand.
Then.. help me! You know!
LEE: I'm sorry, boy...
MAX ran away!
LEE hurtled after MAX!
MAX! A DOOR! TRY IT!
MAX opened DOOR!
STAIRS appeared!
Has anyone ever told you how crappy your sense of direction is?
No...
LEE: Come back here! I promise to make your death swift!
Salesmen are so pushy these days...
MAX raced down STAIRS!
MAX reached next LANDING!
Ye-
LEE leaped down and landed next to MAX!
-o...
LEE brought back one ARM!
MAX! RUN!!! I CAN'T lose YOU too!
Get away! You can't do this! For I am... the Max!
MAX backed away, WIDE-EYED!
LEE used UPPERCUT!
MAX went flying backwards!
MAX tumbled down STAIRS!
NO! MAX landed on next LANDING!
MAX... fainted... it's... over...
All my... hopes... only CHRIS is left! But some powerful FORCE is making it impossible for ME to reach HIM!
LEE: Silence.
-__-
YOU.
LEE walked down STEPS!
BLOOD pooled under MAX'S HEAD...

Player: Joe

Enough playing around.
HAHA HAHA HAHA HAAAAAA....
CHRIS: ...? Eh?
This has been slightly amusing...
CHRIS: Oh no you don't. No sudden evil turning the tide of battle surprise attack! I end this now.
CHRIS: Spiral... Narration... Bllaaaasst!!
CHRIS fizzled!
CHRIS: ...
CHRIS: What the bleg.
How cute. That was it?
CHRIS: But... but... my power...
... Is used by drawing upon the Narrator's.
And THIS NARRATOR ain't so GENEROUS!
... so you are powerless.
CHRIS: That sucks.
I suppose. Destroy him!
SPOOKY is charging up!
CHRIS: My god. You're ... really going to kill me?
Actions speak louder than words, they say.
SPOOKY used DEATH FLARE!

Location: Elsewhere Aboard Mobile Dungeon
Player: Cloaked Person [0-0-0] Last Appearance: Light Version Battle #26b

Found you.
Don't go any closer just yet, or else...

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BATTLE RANKINGS:
Sean       9 Wins, 4 Losses, 2 Draws
Max       1 Win, 2 Loss, 0 Draws
Chris       8 Wins, 10 Losses, 8 Draws
Baxter       6 Wins, 3 Losses, 3 Draws
Joe       32 Wins, 6 Losses, 5 Draws
Rahu       5 Wins, 1 Loss, 2 Draws
Fenrir       3 Wins, 1 Loss, 0 Draws
Lung       0 Wins, 1 Loss, 1 Draw
Lord Bored       0 Wins, 2 Losses, 0 Draws
Pookie       305721 Wins, 1 Loss, 9 Draws
Xap       0 Wins, 1 Loss, 0 Draws
Jimminy?       0 Wins, 0 Losses, 0 Draws
Lee       0 Wins, 0 Losses, 0 Draws
Narrator       1 Win, 1 Loss, 0 Draws
Other Narrators       0 Wins, 0 Losses, 0 Draws
Bael      0 0wnz, 9999999 sucks, 0 only sorta sucks









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