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Where? Just right out side Cerulean City
Player: Yumeko Jurai
[Record: none]
YUMEKO used INTRO!
Watashi wa Yumeko Jurai.
Please use ENGLISH!
Okay, okay!
YUMEKO used INTRO again!
I’m Yumeko Jurai from Cerulean
City!
YUMEKO used LAY DOWN!
YUMEKO LAYED DOWN on GRASS!
Ahhh. This is the life!
A wild PIKACHU appeared!
It used SAT!
It SAT on YUMEKO!
What?!
Wild PIKACHU: *in a deep voice* Pika,
Pika.
Wild PIKACHU says it wants to be
trained!
Huh? Uh, you can get in this pokéball.
YUMEKO used POKéBALL!
Darn! The Pokémon broke free!
Wild PIKACHU says it won’t get in
it!
Damn, why won’t you get in?
Wild PIKACHU says it has
claustrophobia!
Go figure. Um, will you get off me?
Wild PIKACHU used GET OFF!
Wild PIKACHU GOT OFF YUMEKO!
Do you want a name?
Wild PIKACHU says yes!
Um, how about Evil Pika? You look
kinda look like it.
Wild PIKACHU likes name!
Wild PIKACHU was named EVIL PIKA!
What shall we do?
EVIL PIKA says to get a MAGIKARP!
A what?!
EVIL PIKA says to raise it and you’ll
get a GYARADOS!
Um, why?
EVIL PIKA says you need one to beat
BROCK!
Um, okay. Wait! You can help me
beat Misty!
EVIL PIKA looks interested!
You know, she has water pokémon and
you’re an electric type.
EVIL PIKA sees your logic!
EVIL PIKA will help you defeat
MISTY, if you get a MAGIKARP!
Um, where do I get this Magikarp?
*thinks* Hey! Maybe I can catch one
with this old rod that this
fisherman gave me!
YUMEKO used OLD ROD!
Oh! It’s a snag!
EVIL PIKA: Piiiiiiiiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
The snagged EVIL PIKA attacked!
EVIL PIKA used THUNDERSHOCK on
YUMEKO!
Hey!!!! Oh yeah, I guess I
should’ve cast it into the lake instead. ^^;
YUMEKO walked to lake!
YUMEKO used OLD ROD!
Oh! It’s a bite!
The hooked MAGIKARP attacked!
Um, I’ll catch it with my pokéball,
I guess.
YUMEKO used POKéBALL!
MAGIKARP was caught!
Want to give it a nickname?
Um, I don’t know. Um, I’ll name
it…….Sean!
MAGIKARP was named SEAN!
YUMEKO wins!
Yay! Do I get a prize??
BIG BOOMING VOICE says no!
What???? *cries ala Sailormoon*
BIG BOOMING VOICE says you get
something if you beat MISTY!
Thank you, Big Booming Voice!
Anyways, what are you anyways?
BIG BOOMING VOICE was renamed
NARRATOR!
WHAT????? I have a narrator on my
tail??
I’ve heard things about them! Es
scary!
Oh, wait! This isn’t any version of
Pokébattles!
NARRATOR says this is the QUARTZ
VERSION!
YUMEKO faints!
NARRATOR wins! ^o^
Where? Just right out side Cerulean City
Player: Yumeko Jurai
[Record: 1-1-0(last battle: win
Vs. Magikarp, lose Vs. Narrator)]
YUMEKO is out cold.
EVIL PIKA: Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
EVIL PIKA uses THUNDERSHOCK on
YUMEKO!
YUMEKO wakes up!
Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I-I dreamed
that I was on a Pokébattles website!
YUMEKO used LAPTOP!
Um, let me see if there’s a Quartz
Version there.
YUMEKO used LOG-ON!
YUMEKO got on INTERNET!
YUMEKO looked at pokébattles.com!
Ah ha! There’s no Quartz version!
That’s because the WEBMISTRESS needs
to submit it!
She’s still working on the QUARTZ
VERISON!
Damn. You better not be lying Mr.
Narrator.
NARRATOR is not capable of lying!
Yeah right. Anyways, what do you
want to do, Evil Pika?
NARRATOR does not lie!
It does not have that ability!
But it can do other things to
characters!
Yeah. Well, what shall we do, Evil
Pika?
NARRATOR doesn’t like being ignored!
Oh shut up. What does Evil Pika
say?!
NARRATOR is angry!
EVIL PIKA says to go and challenge
MISTY!
Okay! Let’s go and get that badge!
NARRATOR is still angry!
NARRATOR used THUNDERBOLT!
THUNDERBOLT missed YUMEKO!
Eep! Okay! I’ll pay attention to
you!
NARRATOR is happy!
CERULEAN CITY GYM appears!
Hey! Thankies! I love you narrator!
NARRATOR always pays his debts!
NARRATOR likes being loved!
NARRATOR uses PROPOSE!
NARRATOR PROPOSES marriage to
YUMEKO!
O_o This is just getting werid.
NARRATOR wants answer!
Um, well, I’ll tell you once I beat
Misty.
NARRATOR says okay!
YUMEKO walks to the gym doors!
YUMEKO trips over CRYING GUY!
What?? What’s wrong mister?
CRYING GUY: My poor Ekans can’t beat
Misty!!
Um, what’s your name?
CRYING GUY: My name is Tom Riddle.
CRYING GUY was renamed TOM!
TOM is from the HARRY POTTER books!
TOM:
Uh, what’s that big booming voice?
That’s the narrator who wants to
marry me.
TOM:
Are you going to?
YUMEKO stares at TOM weirdly!
NARRATOR is worried!
Uh, I don’t really want to talk
about it now.
TOM:
Okay. Are you going to try and beat Misty?
Yes, and I have just the pikachu to
do it!
EVIL PIKA: Pika, pika!
TOM:
Cool! What other pokémon do you have??
Only a magikarp that I’m planning to
evolve into a Gyarados.
TOM:
Oh. Can I watch you??
Sure! I’d love to have someone
watch me win!
YUMEKO walks into GYM!
TOM follows!
MISTY is standing at the end of the
room!
Okay, can we walk over to the end
of the room now?
YUMEKO reaches MISTY!
Hiya! I want to kick your butt and
get the badge!
MISTY asks who is that guy behind
you!
Um, didn’t you beat him earlier?
MISTY says yes, but she wants his
name!
Um, his name is Tom.
MISTY says he’s one good-looking
guy!
YUMEKO grabs TOM!
He’s MINE! MINE!!!
NARRATOR is worried!
NARRATOR hoped YUMEKO would marry
him!
NARRATOR just had all his hopes
dashed!
Hey! I didn’t say that I loved him!
I just told her off for trying to
steal my ally!
NARRATOR stopped worrying!
Um, let’s get on with that battle.
Okays?
MISTY wants to fight!
Um, I chose you, Evil Pika!
Go! EVIL PIKA!
MISTY sent out STARYU!
*blinks* Okay, what level is that
at?
YUMEKO used POKéLAPTOP!
Huh? It’s my laptop, but it’s
covered with Pikachu stickers.
EVIL PIKA modified LAPTOP!
It is now a LAPTOP that is also a
POKéDEX!
Creepy…… Well, what does it say?
YUMEKO points POKéLAPTOP at STARYU!
POKéLAPTOP says that it is a STARYU
at level 18.
Nice and easy. Now thundershock it
Evil Pika!
EVIL PIKA used THUNDERSHOCK!
It’s super effective!
YUMEKO was shocked!
Yahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
MISTY was shocked!
-_- What happened?
YUMEKO and MISTY were standing in
water!
NARRATOR used POTION on YUMEKO!!
I feel better now. ^^ Thanks
narrator! O_o What happened to the Staryu?
NARRATOR forgot about STARYU!
It was more worried about it’s bride
to be!
O_o Just please tell me what
happened to Staryu?
STARYU fainted!
Yatta!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances*
MISTY sends out STARMIE!
Ooooooh. Es pretty.
EVIL PIKA says to pay attention to
the battle!
Oh yeah! I’ll just point this
pokélaptop at Starmie!
YUMEKO used POKéLAPTOP!
YUMEKO points POKéLAPTOP at STARMIE!
POKéLAPTOP says it is a STARMIE at
level 21!
That’s more like it!!!
Thunder……wait a minute!
YUMEKO steps out of water!
Okay, Evil Pika thundershock!
EVIL PIKA used THUNDERSHOCK!
It’s super effective!
STARMIE fainted!
MISTY fainted!
Oops. I forgot to warn her. But now
how am I going to get a Cascade Badge?
CASCADE BADGE rolled away from
MISTY!
Hey! Here it is!
YUMEKO won the CASCADE BADGE!
Tom, I won the Cascade Badge!
TOM:
*blinks* Wow! You’re a lot better than me!
Hey, want to go on my pokémon
journey with me?
TOM:
Sure! I need to train some more anyways!
TOM allies with YUMEKO!
What pokémon do you have?
TOM: I
have an Ekans, an Onix and a Dunsparce.
You like snakes don’t you?
NARRATOR wants ANSWER!
To what?
To MARRIAGE PROPOSAL!
Oh. O_o Um, I’m only 15 and there’s
a law that you can’t get married ‘til you’re 16.
Will you marry NARRATOR when you are
16?
Sure…..
NARRATOR is worried!
YES I WILL MARRY YOU!!!
NARRATOR dances a happy DANCE!
How can the narrator dance?
NARRATOR doesn’t know!
O_o Well, at least I won’t get
tortured like most main pokébattle characters.
Where? Cerulean City
Player: Bob Maple
[Record: none]
BOB appears!
BOB has an EEVEE on his head!
BOB is a bad GARY rip-off!
Shut up, minion.
NARRATOR is not a MINION!
BOB is the MINION!
Ha. You’re my minion, you just
don’t know it yet.
BOB needs to be taught a lesson!
My minion, it is you who needs to
be taught a lesson.
NARRATOR will TEACH a LESSON!
Yeah right.
NARRATOR used TEACH!
Ha! It didn’t do anything!
TEACH is like FUTURE SIGHT!
You do not scare me, minion.
LIGHTING struck BOB!
Owwww……
BOB learned that irking the NARRATOR
is a bad thing!
You will bend to my will, for I
WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
CAPS LOCK KEY appeared!
It used SMACK!
It SMACKED BOB for using it too
much!
CAPS LOCK KEY disappeared!
That was odd.
BOB is confused!
It hurt itself in it’s confusion!
I am not confused!!!!!!!!!
BOB is doubly confused!
It hurt itself twice in it’s
confusion!
I am not an it!!!!
YUMEKO appeared!
TOM follows!
Ah! At last my rival!
BOB is YUMEKO’S rival?
Isn’t that what I said?
BOB must be tortured!
O_o Why should you?
YUMEKO is NARRATOR’S bride to be!
That’s just the weirdest thing I
ever heard!
It is not weird!
She loves me and I love her in
return.
Where did she say that????
In battle #2.
No fair! I wanted to make her my
queen!
WHAT??
I thought she was your rival!
Uh, I meant I wanted to make her my
slave!
BOB is now also NARRATOR’S love
rival!
Oh my legendaries. I’m gonna die.
YUMEKO ran up to BOB!
YUMEKO says nice to meet you again
baka!
I’m not stupid, minion!
YUMEKO says that you call everyone
minion!
Because everyone is my minion, they
just don’t know it yet.
NARRATOR is not MINION!
NARRATOR is irked!
NARRATOR used SUMMON!
LIGHTINGBOLT was SUMMONED!
BOB was struck by LIGHTINGBOLT!
Owwwwwww……..
BOB was charred!
I bet you can’t do that again
without using teach and summon!
YUMEKO says not to irk the NARRATOR!
TOM catches up with YUMEKO!
TOM says who is this?
I am Bob Maple, future ruler of the
world!
NARRATOR remembers SOMETHING!
NARRATOR asks isn’t there a BOB in
the red version?
So, there’s an imposter!
No you are!
WEBMISTRESS appeared!
When I play any of the Pokémon
video games I always name the rival
Bob for some reason. Except for
Sliver, but that’s the exception.
WEBMISTRESS disappeared!
NARRATOR is stunned!
That sounds good!
NARRATOR understands!
BOB must die!
What????
NARRATOR heard WEBMISTRESS saying
that once!
What am I, an extra?
BOB is ANNOYING!
I’m not dying without a battle!
NARRATOR wants to battle!
How can a bodiless voice battle me?
NARRATOR is not a bodiless voice!
BOB doesn’t deserve to see the
NARRATOR!
NARRATOR needs no more questions!
So, what do you look like?
NARRATOR is irked by BOB!
BOB fainted!
NARRATOR wins!
YUMEKO: I think you over did it.
TOM:
Yeah, can’t you just wake him up now?
Where? In Yumeko’s room
Player: Yumeko Jurai
[Record: 2-1-0(last battle: Win
Vs. Misty)]
YUMEKO is in her bedroom!
I know that! But where is Tom?
TOM is raiding the refrigerator!
May I ask why?
Ask him yourself!
NARRATOR used SUMMON!
TOM was SUMMONED!
TOM was eating!
Hey, that’s my turkey sandwich!
TOM is sorry!
TOM says he was starving!
TOM doesn’t get fed often at the
orphanage!
You lived at an orphanage?
TOM ran away!
Tom don’t go!!!
NARRATOR meant that TOM ran away
from ORPHANAGE!
Oh. O_o
Anyways, I need to prepare for my
journey.
DOWNSTAIRS DOOR made SOUND!
Hey, that must be my mom!
YUMEKO appeared downstairs!
O_o How did I get down here?
TOM appeared outside!
TOM: Where
am I?
MOM appeared!
MOM asks what’s up?
Nothing much other than getting a Pikachu,
meeting a new friend who is at the door right now,
and agreeing to marry another new friend.
MOM says you aren’t allowed to
marry!
You should or he’ll get mad!
MOM uses NO!
Saying NO to NARRATOR is deadly!
MOM disappears!
Where did mom go?
MOM is being BRAINWASHED!
O_o And why?
MOM needs to bless the marriage!
Okay…….
MOM reappears!
MOM says you can marry NARRATOR!
Oh joy……
Well, mom, I’m going on a Pokémon
Journey!
MOM says good luck!
YUMEKO leaves!
Wait! I need my sword!
You have a sword?
Yes!
SWORD appeared!
Thanks!
YUMEKO used OPEN!
DOOR was OPENED!
YUMEKO found a lost TOM!
TOM: The
narrator put me out here!
It was a good thing too, or my mom
would’ve chased you out!
TOM: Was
there even a battle?
NARRATOR won against MOM!
Where? Cerulean City
Player: Bob Maple
[Record: 0-1-0 (last battle:
lose Vs. Narrator)
BOB is still fainted!
BOB is no fun with fainted!
NARRATOR used REVIVE on BOB!
What?… Mom, I don’t wanna go to school!
NARRATOR is disturbed!
NARRATOR leaves!
Where? Plain of Weird Portals
Player: Quatre Raberba Winner
[Record: none]
NOTHING is on the PLAIN OF WEIRD
PORTALS!
Where are the PORTALS?!
PORTAL appeared!
PORTAL is to GUNDAM WING!
SANDROCK fell through PORTAL!
HEAVYARMS fell through PORTAL!
MAGANAC CORPS fell through PORTAL!
RANDOM OZZIE fell through PORTAL!
PORTAL closed!
QUATRE came out of SANDROCK!
Where are we? Do you know Trowa?
TROWA came out of HEAVYARMS!
TROWA says nothing!
NARRATOR answers QUATRE’S question!
You are on the PLAIN OF WEIRD
PORTALS!
Or POWP for short!
O_o
What’s wrong?
Well, if you got rid of the last P, then it would stand for Prisoner of War.
NARRATOR didn’t think of that!
NARRATOR remembers that you were
probably fighting a battle against OZ!
And there’s a RANDOM OZZIE!
There is? Oh well, he’s only one and he poses no threat to us…..
WUFEI poses a threat to OZ and he is
one MAN!
Well, Wufei’s an exception.
RANDOM OZZIE wants to fight!
He wants to fight?
Yes, that’s what NARRATOR said!
Well, I refuse since he will surely be killed.
Grrr!
RANDOM OZZIE wants to fight TROWA!
TROWA: Okay.
TROWA used HOP!
TROWA hopped into HEAVYARMS!
RANDOM OZZIE used ANTI-GUNDAM
MISSILE!
How did he manage to carry that in his boots?
Like HEERO manages to carry his
guns!
I don’t want to know where he keeps
those.
Anyways, onto the battle!
ANTI-GUNDAM MISSILE fired on
HEAVYARMS!
It’s not very effective!
RANDOM OZZIE: It should work! It’s an anti-GUNDAM missile!
ANTI-GUNDAM MISSILE was renamed
ANTI-MOBILE SUIT MISSILE!
RANDOM OZZIE: Curse Zechs! He gave me the wrong missile launcher!
TROWA: Now feel my wrath, OZ soldier.
TROWA sent out HEAVYARMS!
HEAVYARMS used GATLING GUN!
It was out of ammo!
The attack failed!
TROWA: Damn, I forgot about my ammo running out!
RANDOM OZZIE notices QUATRE!
O_o Why is he looking at me like that?
RANDOM OZZIE used TAKE!
RANDOM OZZIE took QUATRE hostage!
What the—
RANDOM OZZIE used SHUT UP!
QUATRE was GAGGED!
RANDOM OZZIE: Get out of the Gundam or I’ll kill him!
TROWA: NOOOOO!!! Don’t kill my only love!
RANDOM OZZIE facefaults!
TROWA used GET OUT!
TROWA got out of HEAVYARMS!
Don’t do it Trowa!
RANDOM OZZIE: Now that you are out, I think I’ll still kill him!
What?!!!
NARRATOR wonders how QUATRE can
talk when he is GAGGED!
EVERYONE is confused!
They hurt themselves in their
confusion!
RANDOM OZZIE fainted!
O_o
QUATRE likes doing O_o!
This place is scaring me!
TROWA agrees!
TROWA also needs ammo badly!
I guess we have to go get some ammo. Come on
Maganac Corps!
QUATRE, TROWA, and MAGANAC CORPS
leave!
RANDOM OZZIE wakes up!
RANDOM OZZIE:
Dude, I have a headache…..