"Bayleef, SolarBeam attack!"
Cid’s Bayleef gathered sunlight into its leaves for a
moment, then unleashed a powerful beam from its mouth. The opponent’s
Krabby fainted.
"YEAH! I win!" Cid shouted, dancing all around
Bayleef. When he stopped, he took out the blue and white ball, and recalled
the Pokémon.
"Ah, you were lucky," the Sailor huffed. He
handed Cid a few coins, then ran off, nearly getting caught by a flung
branch off a Tree.
"Trees huh... Gonna capture one!" Cid walked
over to the nearest Tree and whacked it with a stick. Much to the boy’s
delight, the giant peice of wood sprung to life.
"GO... METALGARURUMON!" Cid threw out a
Masterball, bouncing off the enraged Tree and opening to reveal a giant
armored wolf. "Ice Wolfclaw attack now!"
MetalGarurumon opened its mouth, gathering energy, then
let fly with a blast of cold air probably no being in real life could
withstand. The Tree, though cold, was still standing.
"MetalGarurumon, return!" Cid recalled his
Digimon, then took out a PokéBall, the top half being black and gold.
"HyperBall, GO!" He flung the Ball as hard as he could at the
Tree... and missed completely. Instead, the Ball hit a wandering Bigglymuff,
bounced back, and hit the thawing Tree from behind. The Ball sucked the
hapless Tree in, and captured it.
"WOO-HOO! I GOT A TREE! I GOT A TREE! NOBODY ELSE
DOES! HAHAHA!"
"BOB ‘THAT GUY’ SMITH has a TREE!" boomed
Narrator 2.
"I was wondering when you’d open that mouth of
yours, Narrator. Bob, huh... BobBobBobBogBodGod..." Cid slurred.
"It’s extremely annoying!" supplied the
disembodied voice.
"BITE ME!" Cid yelled. As per request, he felt
an excruciating pain in his shoulder. He ran off screaming.
At
that time, the Shadow Elite were still stumbling around trying to find the
exit -- or at least a flashlight.
"Just because we’re CALLED the Shadow Elite DOESN’T
MEAN WE HAVE TO LIVE IN TOTAL DARKNESS... AAH!" the enraged figure fell
down a flight of stairs.
"KAGERU used FALL!" Narrator 2 said.
"Stupid damn Narrator... FIND A FLASHLIGHT, YOU
THREE!" as soon as Kageru was done shouting, something fell on his head
and clattered to the floor. "Erg..."
"KAGERU found FLASHLIGHT!"
"SHUT UP!! I know! Now..." Kageru fumbled around
for the much-desired object, but couldn’t find it anywhere. "This is
just wonderful... We’re the best Pokémon Trainers in Shadow G/S, and we
can’t even get out of a simple building."
"DARKPUFF! NOOOOOoooo... GACK!" a helpless citizen disappeared,
eaten instantly by the Shadow Jigglypuff. Darkpuff had woke up in a rather
grumpy mood this morning, and decided to take it out on the nearest city.
"DOOM!" Darkpuff shouted. It put down the
building it was about to slam onto several frightened people. It didn’t
say Doom, it said Jiggly. "Doom? Doompuff Puff... DOOMPUFF!" the
black Jigglypuff whacked itself in the mouth.
"It hurt itself in its confusion!"
"DOOMPUFF!" Darkpuff hurled the building at the
sky.
"Diddly-dee... ARGH!" Digiman still couldn’t figure out the
Superman theme.
"NARRATOR 2 used LAUGH!" Narrator 2 boomed. It was then followed
by rather disturbing -- and loud -- laughter.
"No, not the Narrator! Anything but the Narrator!
Wait a minute... Narrator 2!?" Digiman backed up a few steps, and ran
straight into a Tree. He was rather lucky -- just as he slammed into the
Tree, a building came crashing down in the spot Digiman was standing.
"It hurt itself in its confusion!"
Back
on Earth, Sir_Chargon had finally set up his computer, and had already
accessed Shadow G/S. It then heard a familiar voice.
"HALT!" shouted the voice. Sir_Chargon stopped
typing and turned around, slowly. He recognized the figure of Nightpuff
standing in the doorway of his room.
"So, it's you again. This time I'm ready. Hear my
mighty battle cry!" Nightpuff just stood there, waiting for Sir_Chargon
to think up a battle cry. The end result was the Shadow G/S Webmaster
booming: "LET'S GO PLAY!"
Nightpuff facefaulted. But she quickly jumped up, ready
to eat anything the Webmaster sent out.
"Portamension, GO!!" Sir_Chargon tossed a
PokéBall, and out came a circle of swirling colors.
"Another Portamension, huh? Well, I could use
another world to destroy. This one's so dull." Nightpuff ran to the
portal and hopped in, hoping to find some more humans and bleedable things
to terrorize. What she found were two other Doompuffs fighting each other,
but unable to do any damage. When she turned around, she saw that the portal
to Earth had been closed. There was no way out.
"MUHHH-TROP-LUHS!" Red Doompuff shouted,
bringing back its, well... flap, and socked the Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of
Doom right in the mouth. "HEHE. LOL. DOOM!" It then saw Nightpuff,
and the original Doompuff noticed her as well. They had menacing looks on
their faces.
Nightpuff sweatdropped. She was going to be here a long
time.
Back to Shadow G/S
To Part I
To Part III
Written and Published by Sir_Chargon 7/12/2000
Darkpuff, Shadow G/S, and all its characters are MINE! GET YOUR OWN!