THE DARKPUFF SAGA -- PART
"WE DID IT! WE’RE
OUT OF THE BUILDING!"
Shadow Elite cheered, danced, and did other random acts of glee. Three
seconds later, they were quieter than a mime... One of which really was.
ELITE ran away!" Narrator 2 boomed.
aimed his shotgun at the sky. "Ran away my ass! TAKE THAT BACK!"
won!" continued the apparently-amused Narrator 2. Wyn shot several
bullets into the sky and at the building. The building quickly fell down.
is indignifying!" Stark Trent shouted after reading the Bi-Weekly
Continent’s headline: NARRATOR PUSHES NAKED GUY OFF BUILDING. MORE ON
PERSONALS. "Lousy Louise Road... I’ll get her outta there so fast
BOTH our heads will spin! DO YOU HEAR ME!?"
Stark, I hear you," Louise answered from the next apartment.
stupid Narrator! I didn’t mean for you to REALLY bite me!" Cid
shouted, shaking his fist at the sky.
you shoulda told me that earlier... AAH!"
tapped on Cid’s shoulder. As he turned around, he was, well, knee-to-face
with Darkpuff. "DOOM," it announced. "DOOMPUFF PUFF DOOM.
What?" Cid didn’t have a clue what Doompuff just said. It was proved
by him slamming his backpack into his face, followed by an announcement from
wants to KILL! MAIM! DESTROY! SMA--"
Narrator... We get the idea. AAH!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BEHIND YOU!?"
Cid pointed to a giant robot looming over Darkpuff. Darkpuff was
indifferent. It had been tricked like this before. Unfortunately for it, the
robot stepped right on the little Doompuff, making a clearly audible POP!
sound. "Darkpuff’s too easy to kill now... Uh-oh." The robot
continued on its course, leaving Cid with the quickly-reassembling shreds of
Darkpuff. Cid ran away from the area as fast as he could.
ran away!" Narrator 2 supplied.
"Okay, if we destroy Darkpuff, we’ll be known as
heroes. Then we can take over Shadow G/S while they revere us," said
the Salesman General.
Prepare the troops... How many do we have left anyway?" Mysterious
Figure B asked. After since Salesman General’s salesman phase in the
previous headquarters, they moved to a more inconspicuous place: Saiu
Volcano. The only problem was the innumerable amount of ‘SECRET BASE IS
OVER THERE’ signs given to people by the Salesman Army’s troops.
sir. Including us."
ONLY HAVE TWO RECRUITS LEFT!?"
ever since your Tornado incident, most of the troops died, others fell off
cliffs in their confusion, and everyone else ran away. We just captured
Oh well... That’ll have to do."
in the Badguys Resort and Diner, Sephiroth was still having problems getting
the hyperactive Koffing from Lavender Version to realize this wasn’t a
coffee house and was for villains only.
KOFFEE JAVA JAVA!" the Koffing shouted, bouncing around the two giant
bags of coffee beans he won. "OPEN OPEN! JAVA JAVA KOFFEE KOFFEE!"
is... HYPER!" Narrator 2 had dealt with Cid and Derth, but this Koffing
was a bit much.
RED TEXT THING!" Koffing bounded around the room. Sephiroth grabbed him
and literally booted him out of the cafe.
sea mines..." Sephiroth muttered.
beginning to feel this is more of a recap than a fanfiction..." Kageru
put down the script of ‘The Darkpuff Saga’.
agree... This just doesn’t cut it for the Webmaster. 74 battles and he can’t
write decent fanfiction," Blade said. At that, the Webmaster got
annoyed and plunged the area into total darkness. "DAMMIT!"
Back to Shadow G/S
To Part 1
To Part II
Written and Published by Sir_Chargon 8/2/2000
Darkpuff, Shadow G/S, and all its characters are MINE! GET YOUR OWN!