6/13/2K: STAR BATTLE 1: Got Pokémon? Part 1

Player: Robby [no record.]
Author: RobbyMVB
ROBBY is eating ICE CREAM!
No kidding, yummm...
ROBBY is done!
I am? OK...Well, I guess I'll buy another, then.
Wild ICE CREAM appeared!
ICE CREAM costs $99,999!
WHAT? I don't have that kind of money! Stupid ice cream!
ICE CREAM is angry!
ICE CREAM wants to fight!
ICE CREAM sent out ICE CREAM!
And I'll send out a spoon!
I choose you! SPOON!
ICE CREAM used HEADACHE!
No effect!
OK, spoon, scoop up the ice cream!
SPOON used SCOOP!
It's not very effective...
ICE CREAM used MELT!
ICE CREAM is melting!
Oh NO! Quick Spoon, scoop up some more!
SPOON used SCOOP!
It's not very effective...
Critical hit!
ICE CREAM has been scooped!
ICE CREAM's attack continues!
ICE CREAM is melting!
Uh oh, it's gonna slide off my spoon, quick I have to bite it! Go me!
SPOON, return!
Go, ROBBY!
ICE CREAM's attack continues!
ICE CREAM is melting!
ICE CREAM fell off the spoon!
AHHH! GRAB IT WITH MOUTH!
ROBBY used BITE!
Super effective!
Critical hit!
ICE CREAM fainted!
SPOON got 200 exp!
ROBBY got 200 exp!
Oh YAH!
ROBBY is no longer hungry!
What? Spoon is evolving!
Spoon Evolved into...Ice Cream Scoop!
YESSSS!
SHOPKEEPER: Hey! You have to pay for that ice cream!
Eek, let's run for it!
ROBBY doesn't know who let's is!
ROBBY doesn't really give a @#$%!
ROBBY ran away!

6/14/2K: STAR BATTLE 2: Got Pokémon? Part 2

Player: Robby [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Ice Cream
Author: RobbyMVB
Now I'm thirsty, where's a good lemonade stand?
LEMONADE STAND appeared!
Hey, thanks!
No problem!
LEMONADE STAND wants to fight!
LEMONADE STAND sent out LEMON!
Hah, get ready for...ICE CREAM SCOOP! I'll scoop ya out!
Go! ICE CREAM SCOOP!
LEMON used SOUR SQUIRT!
It's not very effective..
No dice, need some ice...hey I rhymed.
ROBBY is acting DUMB!
WHAT? I'll KILL YOU!
ROBBY missed his turn!
Grr...
LEMON used SEED IN EYE!
It's not very effective...
Eye?? Ehh...bonk that Lemon to death!
ROBBY's ORIGINALITY greatly fell!
That's not a word!
ROBBY's VOCABULARY greatly fell!
Can we get back to the battle, already?
ICE CREAM SCOOP used WHACK!
Critical hit!
LEMON fainted!
LEMONADE STAND withdrew LEMON!
LEMONADE STAND sent out LEMONADE!
Yesss...but drink, scoop me some!
ICE CREAM SCOOP used SCOOP!
It's not very effective...
LEMONADE used ICE CUBES!
LEMONADE got cooler!
Now I must have it! Tell me how much it costs!
LEMONADE STAND says it costs as much as a bicycle!
NO! That's so cheep...break the glass with your handle, scoop dude!
LEMONADE STAND points out that isn't cheap at all!
ROBBY made another SPELLING ERROR!
ROBBY's VOCABULARY went down!
ICE CREAM SCOOP used SHATTER!
LEMONADE fainted!
ICE CREAM SCOOP was hit with recoil!
ICE CREAM SCOOP fainted!
Use next Pokemon?
Uh oh...I don't have any other Pokemon! Well, than go me!
ROBBY sent out ROBBY!
LEMONADE STAND sent out LEMONADE STAND!
Feel my mighty battle cry!!!
ROBBY used BATTLE CRY!
LEMONADE STAND stand is confused!
ROBBY's DIGNITY greatly fell!
Anything to win, now CHAAARGE!
ICE CREAM...er, LEMONADE STAND is confused!
LEMONADE STAND used WOODSLAP!
Hit two times!
ROBBY got a splinter!
Owwwww!
ROBBY is hurt by splinter!
ROBBY used CHARGE!
ROBBY rammed into LEMONADE STAND!
It's super effective!
LEMONADE STAND is confused!
It hurt itself in it's confusion!
ROBBY is hurt by splinter!
Time for my ultimate attack...WHINE FEST!
ROBBY used WHINE FEST!
It's not very effective...
LEMONADE stand is no longer confused!
Now, to catch it!
ROBBY used GREAT BALL!
They're GRRRRREAT!
ROBBY caught LEMONADE STAND!
Rename LEMONADE STAND?
Mwahahaha...rename you, "man i'm great, ha take that!"
MIGHTT joined your team!
Mighty? ARGH! He got the last laugh...But I'm still thirsty!
ROBBY remembers he caught a LEMONADE STAND!
Oh yeah...go stand!
Go, LEMONADE STAND!
LEMONADE STAND is STANDING!
Now give me lemonade!
LEMONADE STAND made LEMONADE!
ROBBY drank the lemonade!
ROBBY is no longer thisty!
Return, time to go find some trainers!
ROBBY is being MONOTONUS!
POKEMON GAME's VOCABULARY greatly fell!
No kidding. Heh...
ROBBY is hurt by splinter!
To Be Continued...

6/15/2K: STAR BATTLE 3: Return of the Kirby

Player: Robby [2-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Lemonade Stand
Author: RobbyMVB
Strolling, just strolling along, hmmm hmm hmm…
ROBBY is HUMMING!
ROBBY reached a SPOOKY MANSION!
Why, let’s go into the mansion and get trapped inside and let some spooky guy attack, why don’t we?
ROBBY went into the SPOOKY MANSION!
I was BEING sarcastic!
Wild KIRBY appeared!
Oooh! New Pokemon!
KIRBY wants to fight!
OK! Go--
Go, MIGHTT!
…I didn't... Oh, screw it.
KIRBY sent out KIRBY!
Okay Mighty Mouse, use your--
KIRBY used YUM!
KIRBY swallowed MIGHTT with one bite!
AHHH! GO, ICE CREAM SCOOP!
The enemy’s a marshmallow! Get’m, ICE CREAM SCOOP!
Now it’s time for a--
KIRBY used YUM!
Kirby swallowed ICE CREAM SCOOP with one bite!
AHHHHHHH! NO, I gotta get out of here!
ROBBY is scared of KIRBY!
ROBBY ran away!
Can’t escape!
Ohhhh…dear…
KIRBY used ABSORB!
KIRBY turned into ICE CREAM SCOOP!
ICE CREAM SCOOP used YUM!
Time for drastic measures, use the random coincidence factor!
ROBBY used RANDOM COINCIDENCE!
ROBBY fell through the FLOOR!
ROBBY used FALL!
ROBBY hit the FLOOR!
Owww! Well, I’ve escaped….
Wild RANCOR appeared!
HUH? But Kirby’s not Jabba the Hutt!
KIRBY is JABBA THE SLOTH!
That doesn’t make any SENSE!
ROBBY is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
RANCOR wants to fight!
But I only have a woodchip from when I fell through the floor…
ROBBY sent out WOODCHIP!
WOODCHIP is SINGING!
TWILIGHT ZONE MUSIC is PLAYING!
Now it all makes sense…
RANCOR used DROOL!
Critical hit!
WOODCHIP used STAB!
It’s not very effective….
RANCOR slammed into the wall!
KIRBY is angry!
KIRBY wants to fight!
KIRBY sent out KIRBY!
KIRBY used YUM!
KIRBY swallowed RANCOR with one bite!
Use your ICE CUBES!
LEMONADE STAND used ICE CUBES!
KIRBY got a headache!
KIRBY exploded!
KIRBY fainted!
RANCOR fainted!
WOODCHIP fainted!
ICE CREAM SCOOP fainted!
ROBBY fainted!
LEMONADE STAND fainted!
FLOOR fainted!
NARRATOR fainted!

6/16/2K: STAR BATTLE 4: Beware the Iron Tonsil of Kirby

Player: Robby [3-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kirby
Author: RobbyMVB
NARRATOR woke up!
ROBBY woke up!
Zzzzzzz---finally.
Wild WOODCHIP appeared!
A WOODCHIP? HAHAHA, This is gonna be the fastest Pokémon Battle ever!
This is the fastest POKéMON BATTLE ever!
Go, me!
WOODCHIP wants to fight!
I sort of guessed that..
SORT OF?
Narrator is confused!
NARRATOR is never confused!
Must I remind you that in the last battle you--
NARRATOR IS NEVER CONFUSED!!!
ROBBY sent out ROBBY!
ROBBY is hurt by splinter!
Not that again…
WOODCHIP sent out WOODCHIP!
Poke Ball, GO!
ROBBY used POKé BALL!
WOODCHIP was caught!
Rename WOODCHIP?
Heh…easy answer to that. NO!
What do you want to rename WOODCHIP?
Rename a woodchip? Man, easy answer, too!
RAW MEAT has joined your team!
The answer is no—WHAT? How is that…
KIRBY woke up!
Oh dear…
KIRBY wants to fight!
I refuse to fight!
KIRBY sent out KIRBY!
What did I just say?
ROBBY has to fight!
ROBBY sent out ROBBY!
Aw, jeez…
KIRBY wants to know if you have any last requests!
Please tell me…why are you called Jabba the Sloth?
KIRBY says it’s because he doesn’t like football!
Ask a stupid question…
ROBBY asked a stupid question!
KIRBY used YUM!
KIRBY swallowed ROBBY with one bite!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Press A rapidly to escape!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Too late!
What kind of a loser Narrator are you?
ROBBY died!
That kind.
ROBBY cannot talk! ROBBY is dead!
Blah, blah blah.
ROBBY is dead!
I’ll give you my snickers bars if you let me live…
NARRATOR has a great weakness for CANDY!
ROBBY is not dead!
YES!
ROBBY is eaten!
…On second thought, maybe I should be dead…
TONSIL wants to fight!
At least I won’t get to board. GO WOODCHIP!
ROBBY made yet another SPELLING ERROR!
ROBBY sent out RAW MEAT!
TONSIL sent out SALIVA!
Woodchip, Stab again!
RAW MEAT used STAB!
KIRBY is in incredible pain!
SALIVA fainted!
TONSIL ran away!
KIRBY coughed up ROBBY!
Yesss!
KIRBY coughed up RAW MEAT!
Wa-hoo?
What? RAW MEAT is evolving?
Neeat!
KIRBY wants to fight!
KIRBY sent out KIRBY!
Now is Raw Meat going to evolve into rotten meat?
NARRATOR reminds ROBBY RAW MEAT is only a nickname!
Oh yeah. Well, anyway…
NARRATOR demands SNICKERS BAR first!
Ermmm..okay.
ROBBY is SNICKERING!
NARRATOR doesn’t think that is funny!
NARRATOR canceled RAW MEAT’s evolution!
ROBBY sent out RAW MEAT!
ROBBY is doomed to a horrible fate in the next Pokebattle!
Worse than this, even?
YES!
WOW…you have one sick mind.
ROBBY is hurt by splinter!
To Be Continued…

6/20/2K: STAR BATTLE 5: When KITES Attack?

Player: Ditto [no record.]
Author: Ditto36
DITTO yawns!
Now what to do...I know! Me fly a kite!
DITTO crawls to a FIELD with some STRING and some other MATERIALS!
DITTO finishes the KITE an HOUR later!
Now to see if it works...
DITTO throws KITE into the SKY!
KITE falls!
KITE is hurt!
KITE is enraged!
KITE wants to fight!
KITE sends out KITE!
First a balloon, now a kite... I send out myself.
DITTO sends out DITTO!
Good...me, use slice 'n dice!
DITTO uses SLICE 'N DICE!
DICE was SLICEd!
Mmm...sliced dice...yummy.
KITE uses FLY!
KITE flies up high!
Heyyy...it wouldn't fly for me...
KITE won't obey a PURPLE BLOB!
IT'S GRAPE JELLO!
DITTO is enraged!
DITTO uses slash!
KITE is SLASHed!
KITE faints!
DITTO wins!
DITTO receieves the GRAPE JELLO BADGE!