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6/24/2K: STAR
BATTLE 6: Imakuni?
Player:
Imakuni?
[no
record.]
Author:
SPSquirtle
Ah, my
trusty allies, Eiffel65. What shall we do?
EIFFEL65 says you should MOVE YOUR BODY!
Good idea.
IMAKUNI? and EIFFEL65 are moving their
BODIES!
Move your body, move your body, everybody,
c'mon now everybody...
BRITTANY SPEARS appeared!
SPEARS wants to fight!
Calling her by her last name serves that
@#%$@* right!
SPEARS morale greatly fell!
Go Hypno!
IMAKUNI? sent out HYPNO!
EIFFEL65 sent out EIFFEL65!
Hypno use-
EIFFEL65 used EIFFEL65!
65 EIFFEL TOWERS fell on SPEARS!
SPEARS fainted!
Woah! You guys are powerful!
EIFFEL65 says do rub it in!
Okay.
IMAKUNI? used RUB IN!
IMAKUNI? rubbed in some SOAP!
Oops, wrong one...
IMAKUNI? used RUB IN!
IMAKUNI? rubbed it in!
That's good, right?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUH!
Well shee-eesh.
SCUSE' ME?
Uh, nothing. Heh.
6/28/2K:
STAR
BATTLE 7: Cheeseburger Confusion!
Player:
Jake
[no
record.]
Author: OddLani
JAKE is hungry!
JAKE wants to eat!
Food...Must have food...
WAITRESS wants to know if you'd like a CHEESEBURGER!
Cheese...burger???
WAITRESS: No, CHEESEPIKACHU! Of course, CHEESEBURGER! What else
could I have been talking about?!
Huh???
JAKE is confused!
It hurt itself in it's confusion!
This narration badly stinks!
JAKE ran into a WALL!
Ow!
Mwahahaha! Mwa! Haha!
Shut up....
WAITRESS didn't say anything!
Not you, the narrator.
Sure, WAITRESS believes you!
Whew, that's good!
WAITRESS was being sarcastic!
Huh? What does that mean?
JAKE is confused!
It hurt itself in it's confusion!
Ouch! That's it, I'm leaving...
JAKE ran into the DOOR!
Evil narration....
DOOR is angry!
DOOR wants to fight!
Not now, I don't want to...
DOOR wants to fight!
JAKE doesn't!
DOOR used FALL!
DOOR fell on JAKE!
JAKE fainted!
DOOR won!
WAITRESS is greatly relieved!
DOOR is greatly relieved!
NARRATOR is greatly relieved!
Ow...mommy!
7/15/2K:
STAR
BATTLE 8: Trouble with Little Brother
Player:
Jake
[0-1-0]
Last
Battle: Loss vs. Door
Author: OddLani
LANI
appeared!
Hi
there, I've been looking for you!
LANI
was busy!
Doing
what?
None
of your buisness!
Fine,
fine.
We're going to battle against each other, I think, and you're
using Little Brother, correct?
LANI:
Yes...your point?
I'M
your brother! How can you battle against me with...me???
I'm confu-uh oh.
JAKE
is confused!
Aw
man!
It
hurt itself in it's confusion!
Ow!
MOM
appeared!
That
sucks.
MOM:
Did you just swear?
No
mom! I wasn't swearing, I just said-
MOM
doesn't believe you!
MOM wants to fight!
MOM sent out MOM!
Uh...
I guess I'll send myself out..
JAKE
sent out JAKE!
MOM used PUNISH!
JAKE was locked in his room!
That
badly stinks!
The
attack continues!
N64 was confiscated!
TV was taken away!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
NOT MY VIDEO GAMES!
Both
GAME BOYS were taken away!
JAKE fainted!
MOM wins!
LANI is greatly relieved!
7/25/2K:
STAR
BATTLE 9: Father Knows Best!
Player:
Rockman
[no
record.]
Author: RockmanAndForte
ROCKMAN walked
in!
Aha! So this is where my N64 went!
ROCKMAN used FIND N64!
ROCKMAN found his N64!
Did you need to state that?
OF COURSE!
I see. Anyway - let's see if I can finally
beat Kirby 64.
ROCKMAN used PLAY!
ROCKMAN PLAYed N64 for 40 minutes!
Almost there...
ROCKMAN got to FINAL BOSS!
YAY!
Now, go, KIRBY!
ROCKMAN sent out KIRBY!
FINAL BOSS sent out FINAL BOSS!
Kirby, use fire puny shot at boss!
FINAL BOSS used POWERFUL ATTACK THAT NEVER
MISSES!
Wha..?
KIRBY fell from the SKY!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KIRBY lost a LIFE!
Whew - at least I have 10.
KIRBY returned!
KIRBY, use KILL on BOSS!
KIRBY got ready to use KILL!
FATHER appeared!
NO!!!!
FATHER wanted to play GOLF on N64!
PLEASE GIVE ME 5 MINUTES!
ROCKMAN used PLEAD!
FATHER IGNORED PLEAs!
FATHER used SHUT OFF N64!
NOOOO!!! I HADN'T SAVED!
KIRBY64 fainted!
ROCKMAN used NOOOO!!!
ROCKMAN fainted!
*thunks head on table*
FATHER wins!
FATHER ALWAYS WINS!
7/31/2K: STAR
BATTLE 10:
Wow, a Yellow Shoe
Player: Pikachu [no
record.]
Author:
OddLani
PIKACHU is a PIKACHU!
Wow, great deduction skills.
PIKACHU hurt itself!
WHAT?! I wasn't even confused! Evil narrator...
PIKACHU is bored!
Pika. Pika. Wow, I'm a Pikachu.
Yes, that true!
PIKACHU is a PIKACHU!
PIK A. CHU appeared!
Huh? What's that?
PIK A. CHU is a PIK A. CHU!
Shouldn't have asked...
PIK A. CHU wants-
To fight, yes, we all know that!
WE?
Yes. Me and my army of shoes.
Shoes?
Yes, bright yellow ones. Go! SHOE!
PIKACHU sent out SHOE!
SHOE fainted for no apparent reason!
PIK A. CHU used CHEW!
PIKACHU was eaten!
Press A rapidly to free yourself!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Okay! You can shut up now!
Did it work?
NO! It never works!
Oh.
PIK A. CHU is still hungry!
PIK A. CHU eyes the NARRATOR!
PIK A. CHU wins!
Oy.
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