White Version Battle #1

The White Version was kicked off with a battle of Mary against Mr. Chiszar. Although the actual PERSON Chiszar would only be known by residents of this wretched Middle School, he still makes for a powerful foe.
The second battle, Odd Encounters, was just a figment of something that had developed for a long time. Cartman was just suppose to be kinda a 'gag' and origanally was a female version of Cartman. However, I changed it to Cartman, male version, for the heck of it.

Battle #1
A Mid-Eighth Period Dream
Player: Mary (No Record)

Uh. Science is SOO boring...
MARY is wilting!
MARY wilted!
I wish Mr. Becker would shut up! Argh!
MR.BECKER turned to MARY!
Ahhh! He heard me!
MR.BECKER: You better run, Mary!
Iiiiieeeee!
MARY began RUNNING!
MARY bumped into MR.CHISZAR, ASSITANTPRICAPAL!
Oh crap! This isn't my day!
MR.CHISZAR used DETENTION!
MARY sent out SCIENCEBOOK!
At least this worthless Science Book can do something...
SCIENCEBOOK used BORINGASSIGNMENT!
ASSIGNMENT was totally BORING!
*yawn* I have to agree with that.
MR.CHISZAR'S uneffected!
Argh! I had to do this whole assignment and it doesn't even do anything for me?!
Nope!
Oh the unjustness of it all! Erm, return, Science Book! Go, erm..me?
Go, MARY!
MR.CHISZAR used CHAZTISE!
I'm wilting again...
What? MARY is evolving!
MARY evolved to DACTA MPR!
Thank God! I was wondering when that was going to happen!
DACTA MPR sent out PENCILS!
DIE, CHISZAR, DIE!!!!!!!
MR.CHISZAR never says DIE!
I'll have to take this to a new level. Pencil Bubble!
DACTA MPR used PENCILBUBBLE!
MR.CHISZAR was OVERWHELMED!
MR.CHISZAR fainted!
MR.CHISZAR is groaning!
He's still alive?
DACTA MPR used KICK!
DACTA MPR kicked MR.CHISZAR in the CHEST!
MR.CHISZAR died!
Muahaha...finally my great day has come!
MR.CHISZAR'SDEADCORPSE doesn't like your ATTITUDE!
Oh shut up!
DACTA MPR continued KICKING MR.CHISZAR!
DACTA MPR won against MR.CHISZAR!

Battle #2
Odd Encounters
Player: Mary (Win vs. Mr. Chiszar, Battle #1)


DACTA MPR is wandering through GOBI DESERT!
Need...more...water...
SUPERSOAKERCOMMERCIALKIDS appeared!
SUPERSOAKERCOMMERICALKIDS sprayed DACTA MPR with WATER!
Argh! I meant DRINKABLE wanter, you imbeciles!
SUPERSOAKERCOMMERCIALKIDS ran away!
Ugh. Lame eighties kids.
CARTMAN appeared!
?! Wait a minute here, this isn't South Park...
It isn't!
Huh?
DACTA MPR is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Owie owie!!
CARTMAN wants to fight!
Go away, obese child...
CARTMAN did not GO AWAY!
Argh, you asked for it. Go, me! Pencil Spray!
Go, DACTA MPR!
DACTA MPR used PENCILSPRAY!
An immitation of SHABONSPRAY!
Zip it, you evil Narrator!!
NARRATOR zipped it!
CARTMAN: Respect my authoritah!
Heh. You wish.
DACTA MPR was forced to RESPECT CARTMAN'S authoritah!
?!
DACTA MPR became a slave of CARTMAN!
Wahhhh! I didn't even get a frickin' fair battle!
CARTMAN: Eat kitty's litter!
Ha. I don't have to. I'm a free citizen of the United States.
DACTA MPR's rights were taken away!
OH CRAP!
CARTMAN is laughing EVILY!
CARTMAN: Muahahahahahaha!!
CARTMAN revealed TRUE IDENITY!
CARTMAN is really BILL "THAT CELLO" SMITH!
Ahh! My old cello has come back for revenge!! You always WERE a copier, Bill!
BILL is no longer DACTA MPR's cello!
BILL is BOB'S cello!
Too confusing...
DACTA MPR is confused!
SCREW YOU, NARRATOR!
NARRATOR was SCREWED
NARRATOR fainted!
The Narrator can faint?
BILL wants to fight!
To be continued...