White Version Archives:
Welcome to the White Version, a fan run site of Pokebattles. Pokebattles are the best way to do Pokemon fanfiction. *As you will hear many say* The White Version mainly follows the Pencil Duo (Dacta MPR and Jess MPR) and their conquest to take over the world and defeat their two greatest rivals: The Twelve and Bill "That Cello" Smith. I am currently #2 on the Network, and I have a total of 19 stars, the max. ^_^
8/23/00 Three new today!
Final Battle Count: 3 White Version Battles (c'mon, update Jason!)
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Battle #70 August 23rd, 2000
Allies United
Player: Britney Spears (Loss vs. Heroine I believe)
BRITNEY is running around WASTED!
Hehehehehehehe...
Ally KELLY and Ally BOB appeared!
Ally KELLY: Britney, what happened?
Hehehehehehehe...you funny...
Ally KELLY: Cripes, she's still wasted!
Ally KELLY brought out ANTIDOTE!
No you horny girl...hehehehehehehehe...
Get away...hehehehehehehehe...
Ally BOB used EXTREMELY HIGH NOTE!
BRITNEY is still WASTED!
Ally KELLY: I've got it!
Ally KELLY: Britney, Justin Timberlake wants to go out with you!
*SNAP!*
BRITNEY became SOBER!
He what?
I knew he'd come around.
Ally KELLY: Er, Britney?
Hm?
Ally KELLY: I was just lying.
YOu WHAT?!
Wahhhhh!
BRITNEY is crying HYSTERICALLY!
Ally KELLY: There there.
MAX AND ELLY are THERE THERE!
*sniff* For God's sake, it's Max and Emmy.
NARRATOR doesn't CARE!
MAX AND ELLY want to FIGHT!
Fine. Go me.
BRITNEY sent out BRITNEY!
MAX AND ELLY sent out DEPRESSIONORD!
Me, use Fakeness.
BRITNEY used FAKENESS!
BRITNEY is ALL FAKE!
It's IMPOSSIBLE to HARM her!
DEPRESSIONORD used PROZAC!
What? DEPRESSIONORD is evoling!
DEPRESSIONORD evolved to ORD!
Aww...how cute.
ORD used DOUBLESLAP!
No effect!
ORD used BODYSLAM!
No effect!
I'm all fake, you can't harm me.
ORD used NEGATIVECOMMENT!
What?!
ORD can still MENTALLY HARM you!
MUAHA!
Nooo!
BRITNEY ranaway CRYING!
Ally KELLY: *sigh* She just doesn't have the natural knack for winning like me.
BRITNEY lost against MAX AND ELLY!
MAX AND ELLY turned to KELLY!
KELLY: That almost rhymes. Hmmm...weird.
KELLY used INVINCIBLE CHARACTER!
MAX AND ELLY are AFRAID!
MAX AND ELLY ran away!
KELLY won against MAX AND ELLY!
KELLY: Ah well.
KELLY and Ally BOB walked away into SUNSET!
*cough*
Shut up!
Welcome To The White Version
Home of Dacta, Mighty Pencil Ruler
White Version Battle Records
These records are of all the people who ever participated in the White Version. It only shows who participated in the battles and the battle number they were in.
Mary (Dacta MPR): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 17, 18
Mr. Chiszar: 1
Super Soaker Kids: 2, T1
Bill "That Cello" Smith: 2, 3, 17, 18
Jess MPR: 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 11, 12, 14, 15, 17, 18
Lance: 4, 6, 7, T1, 16
Lance Bass: 4, 6, 7, 16
Jusenkyo Guide: 5, T1
Heroine: 5
N*SYNC: 6, 7
Aya: 6, T1
Voodoo Bunny of Death: 8, 9, 10
God: 8
Chilean Leader: 9
White Webmaster: 9, 10
Evil Dragonite: T1
Doompuff: 11
Bill Clinton: 12, 13
Shakespeare: 12
American: 14, 15
Canadian: 14, 15
Flashfire: 17, 18,
Battle #69 August 23rd, 2000
The American Senshis
Player: Daphne (Sailor Lightning) [No Record]
Lightning Tiara Action!
SAILORLIGHTNING used LIGHTNINGTIARAACTION!
MONSTER died!
*wipes forehead* Now THAT's a workout.
There is no SAILORLIGHTNING!
There is only SAILORMOON, SAILOR-
Ok, ok, don't list `em all.
GOTTA LIST `EM ALL!
SAILOR MOON!
*sigh*
I'm an American scout. Those other people are from Japan. I work alone.
No, SAILORLIGHTNING doesn't!
SAILORSUPERNOVA appeared!
But I work alone!
Not ANYMORE!
ARGH!
SAILORSUPERNOVA is MOREATTRACTIVE than SAILORLIGHTNING!
What?!
You wish!
SAILORSUPERNOVA: No, YOU wish!
SAILORSUPERNOVA wants to fight!
Alright! Go, Bolt!
WHO is BOLT?!
Bolt is my Luna equivilent.
*sigh*
Go, BOLT!
SAILORSUPERNOVA sent out SAILORSUPERNOVA!
Bolt, use Bolt!
BOLT used BOLT!
BOLT bolted away from BATTLE!
BOLT was DISQUALIFIED!
Use next Pokemon?
That was quick...
Oh well, go me!
Go, SAILORLIGHTNING!
Lightning Tiara Action!
SAILORLIGHTNING used LIGHTNINGTIARAACTION!
No effect!
?!
No time to explain!
*holds down eyelid*
EVIL NARRATOR!
EXACTLY!
SAILORSUPERNOVA used CHAMPAIGN SUPERNOVA!
Like from that song, right?
RIGHT!
SAILORLIGHTNING was KNOCKED into OBLIVION!
What?! Nooo!
Not even Kelly is down here anymore!
But QUEEN is!
Oh...
SAILORLIGHTNING lost against SAILORSUPERNOVA!
Battle #68 August 23rd
Survivor Island
Player: Rudy (No Record)
SURVIVOR HOST is INTERVIEWING RUDY!
SURVIVOR HOST: So, Rudy, who do you like best on this island?
Zzzz....
SURVIVOR HOST: Uh, Rudy?
SUSAN: Don't even try. He's always sleeping.
RICH: Yeah, he's like a demented Snorlax.
KELLY: Oh, c'mon, everybody, let's be friends!
EVERYONE gave KELLY the EVILEYE!
EVERYONE: Shut up, Kelly!
SURVIVOR HOST: Looks like it's time for the Immunity Challenge! RUDY, WAKE UP!!!
Wha, wha?
RUDY is AWAKE!
EVERYONE is getting ready for IMMUNITYCHALLENGE!
Oh, ok.
SURVIVOR HOST: Today's Immunity Challenge is stating which Version is your favourite!
SUSAN: Er...Red Version?
SURVIVOR HOST: Nope. You're outta here.
RICH: I'd have to say Dark Version.
SURVIVOR HOST: Eeeehhhh! Wrong.
KELLY: Mmmm...Whi-nah, Ruby Version.
SURVIVOR HOST: Wrong again! Rudy, if you don't get this, it's all over!
Mmmm...
Z....
I'd have to...
*snore*
Say White Version.
SURVIVOR HOST: Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
SUSAN: What the?! This is a total conspiracy! Just because we're in the White Version-
WHITEWEBMISTRESS gave SUSAN a SIDEWAYSGLANCE!
SUSAN: Eeee!
SURVIVOR HOST: Tribal Council time! Let's see...who will it be this-
EVERYONE: KELLY.
KELLY: Wahhhhhh!
KELLY was forced to LEAVE!
Zzzzz...
RUDY slept through LAST DAYS of SURVIVOR!
RUDY wins SURVIVOR!
Unnnhhh...
What?
SURVIVOR HOST: Ha ha! I was just kidding about the million dollars!
SURVIVOR CAST: What?!
What? SURVIVOR CAST is evolving!
SURVIVOR CAST evolved to ANGRY MOB!
SURVIVOR HOST: Ahhhhh!
SURVIVOR HOST ran away!
ANGRY MOB won against SURVIVOR HOST!
ANGRY MOB: Wee hee!
Zzzz....
A whopping total of:
have hurt themselves in their confusion at the White Version