Battles #3 and #4

Dacta MPR tried to beat Bill "That Cello" Smith in #3, Sibling Possesions, but something screwy happened that messed this battle up; namley, the introduction to Dacta MPR's sister, who will probably show up again...

Battle #3
Sibling Possesion
Player: Mary (Loss vs. Cartman/Bill "That Cello" Smith, Battle #2)

BILL wants to fight!
You're only a cello! I can take you!
DACTA MPR can't take BILL!
You scum-spewing Narrator. You're worse than the one before.
NARRATOR knows!
BILL sent out C STRING!
Oh crap! The big one, right?
DACTA MPR sure has forgot her CELLOBASICS!
Silence, annoying big voice!
Enemy C STRING used WHIP!
Enemy C STRING is whipping DACTA MPR to a LEATHERED JACKET!
I'm gonna die to a cello! This is pathetic!
JESS MPR appeared!
Jess! Save me!
JESS MPR: A cello is our worst foe??
Yes, I KNOW it's pathetic, but just beat him!
JESS MPR shrugged!
JESS MPR used PENCILTIARAPOWER!
BILL was knocked to the ground!
BILL: Pain!
SOMETHING is looming over DACTA MPR and JESS MPR!
Oh crap. This can't be good. A second Narrator? The Webmaster perhaps?
It is DACTA MPR's sister!
Oh crap! A fate worse than death!
YOU really like saying OH CRAP, don't YOU?
Shut up, Narrator!
SISTER used KICKOFF-LINE!
No!!! Anything but that!
DACTA MPR was kicked OFF-LINE!
Oh the unjustness! *sob*
DACTA MPR was kicked OFF-LINE!
DACTA MPR lost to SISTER!
DACTAMPR'SFAINTEDBODY: This is cruel! I'll get you next time sister!

Battle #4
Lance Must Die!
Player: Lance of Da Elite Four (No Record)

Ahhh...nice day, isn't it, Lance?
Ally LANCEBASS agrees!
Hmmm...who's that tired, beaten looking person coming up the road?
It is DACTA, MIGHTY PENCIL RULER!
Aka, DACTA MPR!
Wait, wait, wait. Isn't that the webmaster of this site?
Bingo!
DACTA MPR does not LIKE that YOU have it SO EASY!
DACTA MPR just HIKED the HIMALYNNS!
JESS MPR is following behind DACTA MPR!
JESS MPR thinks that LANCEBASS and LANCE are lazy BUMZ!
Geez...I guess the Narrator can't spell!
NARRATOR: Don't start me up again, Lance!
DACTA MPR wants to fight!
DACTA MPR: Die!
I don't think I want to.
DACTA MPR sent out PENCILS!
How predictable. Go, Dramicrscopic!
Not that LANCE is any less PREDICTABLE!
Shut up! Dramicrscopic, Magnify!
DRAMICRSCOPIC used MAGNIFY!
PENCILS were MAGNIFIED!
PENCILS looked CLOSER than THEY are!
DRAMICRSCOPIC fainted from fright!
D'oh! What was I thinking?! Dramicrscopic's Magnify ALWAYS fails me!!
Ally LANCEBASS sent out LANCEBASS!
LANCEBASS: Let's see how well you do with my singing, you N*SYNC hater!
JESS MPR can't stand MUSIC!
JESS MPR fainted!
Muahahaha. This is fun.
DACTA MPR is at a big DISADVANTAGE!
DACTA MPR: Mollie, go!
AHHH! That child is a BOY! I better check my PokeDex on that one!
POKEDEX: MOLLIE, a HYPNOTIZEDHUMAN Pokemon. It is know to Hypnotize people who think they're all that.
Interesting...
Ally LANCEBASS fell asleep!
Huh? Why did he...
Enemy MOLLIE used HYPNOSIS!
Ahhhh! Cape, cover my eyes!
CAPE is loafing around!
CAPE joined MOLLIE!
ARGGHHH! I'm just gonna have to destroy you all!
LANCE notices he is ALL ALONE in his QUEST to DESTROYEVERYONE!
Oh crap...
...............
Well, it was nice talking to you! Bye!
LANCE ran away SCREAMING!
Must...get...away!!! Ahhh!!!!
LANCE is a WUSS!
Oh shut up. I don't need your comments.
LANCE lost to DACTA MPR!