Player: Ninmaniac [Record: 5-2-1 Win vs. Erika, WWE#1]
Location: Wood City
Hum.. something changed.. dunno what.
NARRATOR thinks is the much better-looking battles text, the fact that now the author is using a wider page and that there is only 3 pics now and the left.
Yeah, thanks for filling that.
Well.. I was wondering something...
This is the Wood City, so it must have a Wood Gym.
Right?
Yes!
Ok....
I now have a BIG collection of characters. I'm going to win in 8 friggin gyms so I will have something to do. I will also give a plot thing to this, raise my record and make the author go insane.
Not bad!
Ok, now I said it.. let's go to the gym!
NINMANIAC used SEARCH!
NINMANIAC found the gym!
Go, me! Inside of this!
Location: Wood City Gym.
Hello? Someone here?
WOOD GYM LEADER appeared!
WOOD GYM LEADER was renamed WGL!
WGL: Welcome, guy. In this gym, we use wood-similar Pokemon. Are you ready for lose?
WGL wants to fight!
WGL send out SUDOWOODO!
Hey, the Poke in the wood logo!
I will use.. yes. Go, Mario!
Go! MARIO!
Now,Butt Smash!
MARIO used BUTT SMASH!
Enemy SUDOWOODO's BUTT was smashed!
Enemy SUDOWOODO used FAINT ATTACK!
Enemy SUDOWOODO FAINTed!
Easy...
WGL: You're good... go, Exeggutor!
Enemy WGL send out EXEGGUTOR!
Mario, come back!
You turn, Jenna!
MARIO good! Come back!
The enemy is a coconut tree! Get'm JENNA!
NARRATOR is amazed!
NARRATOR wonders how did you catch JENNA if SATUROS and MENARDI were guarding her!
In this dimension, Saturos and Menardi died half a month ago. It was easy.
Now, Jenna... FLAME WALL!
JENNA used FLAME WALL!
JENNA flamed a wall!
JENNA: Wall, you're a piece of (censored)!
O_o
O_o
WGL: O_o
Is super effective!
WALL fainted!
WALL fell over EXEGGUTOR!
EXEGGUTOR fainted!
WGL: Stupid wall! I shouldn't have grabbed the one that losed against the Chain Man!
NARRATOR reminds you that the aformentioned wall was DESTROYED!
WGL: It fell from a plothole.
...oh.
Ehem... let's continue the battle.
Enemy WGL send put TREE!
KRAP!!!!!
Go... Pinsir!
Go! PINSIR!
?!
YOU are USING a regular POKÉMON?
Why not? Is a nintendo character...
Pinsir.. Cut it!
PINSIR used CUT!
TREE was CUTTED!
Is not very effective..
Enemy TREE used FALL!
Apples fell on PINSIR!
Suddenly PINSIR descovered that E=MC^2!
Very funny... try with Submission!
PINSIR used SUBMISSION!
Enemy TREE SUBMITS to PINSIR!
TREE fainted!
You won the WOOD BADGE!
Woohoo! I will turn in the best Nintendo Trainer EVER!
Wood Battle #27: Dance!!!! September 14, 2002
Player: Sara [Record: 2-2-0 Loss vs. Chain Man, WWE#1]
Location: Movement City
SARA appeared!
SARA lands on ground!
Phew.. finally.. I have been flying for 3 friggin days... I was needing water.
SARA needs WATER, badly!
Yeah, correct.
SARA enters in a house!
Hi, people, could you please let me some wat...?
THEY aren't HEARING you!
Why?
They're DANCING!
DANCING??
SOMEONE appeared!
SOMEONE: What do you want, girl.
I need water.
SOMEONE: We're too busing dancing. Bye!
SOMEONE closes the door!
How disagreiable!
TAKE THAT!
SARA used MEGA KICK!
is super effective!
DOOR fainted!
NOW GIVE ME THE WATER!
SOMEONE: NEVER!
SOMEONE was renamed LAS KETCHUP!
LAS KETCHUP wants to fight!
Finally.. go me!
Go! SARA!
Enemy LKETCHUP send out DUMB MAN!
eep!
DUMB MAN starts to sing!
WTF?
DUMB MAN:Asereje, a, eje, ejebujele...
Is super effective!
AAAAAAHH!
DIE!
SARA used FINAL FLASH!
Is super effective!
DUMB MAN fainted!
Well, that works too.
Enemy LK send out LK!
Now is just you and me!
Enemy LK used SING!
Critical hit!
SARA's ANNOYANCE greatly rose!
AAARRRGHHHH!!! I HATE SUMMER SONGS!
GYARIC HO!
SARA used GYARIC HO!
Critical hit!
LK fainted!
You got WATER BOTTLE!
Finally...
Let's drink!
OAK: SARA! That's not the moment of use that!
OAK appeared!
You're quite annoying, Oak...
OAK: LK! I'm dissapointed with you!
OAK: I came here when I heard you conquered the world, but when I came, you had already lost!
OAK: Do you know why you lost?
OAK: You forgot to trate your fans with trust and love! Trust and love! Trust and love!
Seems he got stuck in "trust and love"...
But, alas, now I can drink!
SARA used DRINK!
SARA is no longer THIRSTY!
Good.
LK: I'M NOT A LOSER!
LK wants to fight!
You refuse!
I already won, and plus... you're fainted.
LK used SING!
Critical hit!
SARA used MEGA PUNCH!
LK died!
I'm starting to feel sorry for people in the other world... first King Africa and now that.. their ears must be suffering.
Eeeeeend of the baaaatle!
Wood Battle #28: Real-life Battle #2 September 15, 2002
Player: WOSP [Record: 0-1-0 loss versus Wood Webmaster]
Location: Streets
WOSP appeared!
Hey, is that loud booming voice again!
What should we do?
Let's run away!
I say to battle!
No! Run is the best!
Are you sure!
Shut up now!
Never!
NARRATOR says that, or you choose one of use to be the player, or you will suffer the consequences!
Consequences?
We are 28, you 1!
You're just a voice!
We're safe!
You can't do anything!
>:-(
Oookkk.. O_O
Angel.. represent us
Player: Angel [Record: 0-1-0 loss vs. Wood Webmaster as part of WOSP]
Ok, I represent everyone.. now what?
Ally WOSP suggest you to walk!
Ally? I will have to get the hang of this...
Portal to WOOD VERSION appeared!
Ok.. let's enter, guys/girls!
Location: Daniel's Castle Ruins
WOSP appeared!
You appeared!
Daniel's castle ruins? He has a castle?
HAD would be more ACCURATE!
What happened?
Sort of problems with a BOEING 747!
Ah.
DANIEL appeared!
ERIKA appeared!
Daniel! Finally we found you!
DANIEL says he doesn't knows you!
ERIKA points that DANIEL has been always living in the WOOD WORLD, not in EARTH!
I don't care! You resemple our partner!
DANIEL is starting to get annoyed of you!
DANIEL wants to fight!
ERIKA wants to fight!
Player: Daniel [Record: 7-1-1 win vs. Bin Laden, battle #23]
Player2: Erika [Record: 3-3-1 loss vs. Ninmaniac, WWE#1]
Two players?
That would be con.. oh, I have my own color!
Yeah, AUTHOR had the idea of have TWO players!
One has the REGULAR blue COLOR and the other one a PERSONAL COLOR!
Interesting, thank you.
Now we must center on those guys...
WOSP wants to fight!
WOSP send out WOSP!
Go Tyranitar!
Go Victrebeel!
Go! TYRANITAR!
Go! VICTREBEEL!
TYRANITAR used EARTHQUAKE!
VICTREBEEL used SOLARBEAM!
Enemy WOSP fainted!
That's all?
WAY too easy.
AUTHOR is lazy!
And the FEELING of DISS WOSP was WAY too much!
Whatever, I smell a bad feedback.
Will be Erika right? Test it here, posting feedback.
Wood Battle #29: Ivan's comeback September 17, 2002
Player: Ivan [Record: 1-2-0 Loss vs. Giant Mecha, #22]
Location: Desert of Desesperation
IVAN appeared!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
IVAN used FALL!
IVAN fell over ANT!
ANT fainted!
Man, I have been flying FOR A WEEK! Thanks god this Ant saved me of die.
O_o
Mmmmhhh?
Nevermind.
Anyways, I have to seach Isaac and the others now.
IVAN used SEARCH!
Is even worse than GOOGLE!
Haha. How funny.
MAGIKARP appeared!
It has a weird RED HAIR!
Magikarp? It could be.. garet?
IVAN used ANTIDOTE!
No effect!
Ok, I will tr with.. a laxative!
IVAN used LAXATIVE!
What? MAGIKARP is devolving!
MAGIKARP devolved into GARET!
RADIOACTIVE LIFE CEREAL ran away!
Woo-hoo! We're back together!
GARET allies with you!
GIANT MECHA appeared!
Let's go!
Player: Giant Mecha [Record: 0-2-0 loss vs. Isaac]
IVAN wants to fight!
GARET wants to fight!
Go! GIANT MECHA!
My-name-is-Nerra-metal, cousin-of-Nerra-torr.
NOOO!!!
Player: Nerra-Metal [Record: 0-2-0 Loss vs. Isaac]
That-better
Me-open-fire!
NERRA-METAL used OPEN FIRE!
G&W FIRE HANDHELD was OPENED!
NERRA-METAL is playing with G&W FIRE HANDHELD!
This-is-funny.
Enemy IVAN used PLASMA LIGHT!
Enemy GARET used HEAT WAVE!
Critical hit!
That-is-not.
Missiles-out!
NERRA-METAL used MISSILES OUT!
MISSILES went flying..
kept going and crashed..
into GARET!
GARET died!
GARET is OUT!!!!!!!!
Puns-are-not-fun.
You aren't funny either.
IVAN ran away!
You win!
Ha-my-first-win
Prepare-because-the-kingdom-of-Nerra-Metal-has-just-started.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Wood Battle #30: Land of the Dead September 17, 2002
Player: Garet [Record: 1-2-0 Loss vs. Nerra-Metal, #29]
Location: Land of the Dead
GARET appeared!
Urrh.. where I am?
You are in LAND OF THE DEAD!
In a few-words EXPLANATION, that's a LAND where DEAD people LIVES (No pun intended), and each 30 battles, one of them has a CHANCE of REVIVE!
And in a long-words explanation, the SAME!
Just like in RED VERIZON, err.. VERSION!
Ook.. so.. where's the portal?
Wild CLEFAIRY appeared!
In the land of the Dead?
I will catch it, anyways..
Go! GARET!
GARET used HEAT WAVE!
Critical hit!
Ha!
Enemy CLEFAIRY used METRONOME!
Enemy CLEFAIRY used TELEPORT!
Enemy CLEFAIRY ran away!
No good.
FUSION DRAGON appeared!
AAAHH! I forgot it died!
FUSION DRAGON wants to fight!
Sigh.. go me!
Go! GARET!
Enemy FUSION DRAGON used COSMOS!
Critical hit!
Aaahhh!!!!!
LINK appeared!
LINK allied with you!
GREAT!
Ally LINK used ICE ARROW!
Enemy FUSION DRAGON is frozen solid!
Enemy FUSION DRAGON fainted!
PORTAL appeared!
Let's enter on the portal!
Ally LINK used LIGHT ARROW!
GARET is paralyzed!
What the?
Ally LINK entered in the portal!
Noooooo...
At least, Land of the Dead doesn't sems so bad.
LK: asereje..
KING AFRICA: Booomba!
BIN LADEN: Yeah, bombs, bomb are good! YES!
Sigh... ;_;
Next battles.
