Player: Nerra-Metal [Record: 2-2-0 win vs. Jesus/Vincent, #34]
Location: Forest of Return
let's-go
gotta-catch'-em-all!
NARRATOR is getting FED UP of your NON-SPACED talk, and your lack of CAPS, or even PUNTUACTION!
so-sue-me.
anyways-what's-that?
UNOWN MAN appeared!
CHAIN MAN appeared!
look-chain-man-is-fainted-i-will-catch-it
OAK: NERRA-METAL! That's not the moment of use that!
i-don-'t-care-i-will-catch-the-unown-dude-then
UNOWN MAN wants to fight!
UNOWN MAN send out UNOWN L!
i-don-fear-you-go-jesus!
Go! JESUS!
JESUS used PRAY!
figures-wake-up-and-do-something
Enemy UNOWN L hits JESUS like a BOOMERANG!
HIT 2 times!
okay-come-back-go-me
Enough, JESUS! Come back!
The enemy is unknown! Get'm NERRA-METAL!
missiles
NERRA-METAL used MISSILES!
MISSILES are USED by NERRA-METAL!
Critical hit!
UNOWN MAN is weakened!
CHAIN MAN woke up!
pokeball-go
NERRA-METAL used POKÉBALL!
UNOWN MAN was caught!
CHAIN MAN wants to fight!
CHAIN MAN send out CHAIN MAN!
dumb-guy-bombs-out
NERRA-METAL used BOMBS!
BIN LADEN would be PROUD of you!
hes-on-the-land-of-the-dead
did-chain-man-faint-or-what
No!
NERRA-METAL used POKÉBALL!
CHAIN MAN was caught!
i-am-unbeatable
JUANXIMO appeared!
what-is-he-doing-here
JUANXIMO has a treat!
talk-little-mortal
JUANXIMO offers YOU to JOIN in his GROUP!
no-way
JUANXIMO: In that case..
JUANXIMO wants to fight!
JUANXIMO send out JUANXIMO!
go-me
Go! NERRA-METAL!
Enemy JUANXIMO used M4D HAXXOR SKILLZ!
You're now under JUANXIMO's control!
never
JUANXIMO: Say your name
nerra-metal
JUANXIMO: Ok, nerra-metal, DANCE!
NERRA-METAL starts to DANCE!
why-am-i-doing-this
Because JUANXIMO said so!
aaahhhhh
JUANXIMO: Follow me
Location: Daniel's castle ruins
JUANXIMO: Repare this
yes-sir
Location: Daniel's castle
JUANXIMO: Perfect. Now let's change the name...
Location: Juanximo's castle
JUANXIMO: Thanks, now let's work on this...
NARRATOR: Be ready, guys.. action battles will soon start!
Wood battle #37: Rival September 24, 2002
Player: Daniel [Record: 8-1-1 Win vs. WOSP, battle #27]
Location: Daniel and Erika's house
This is pathethic!
WHAT is pathethic?
I haven't been on a battle since the #27!
So WHAT?
I'm a MAIN CHARACTER, and webmaster's copy in this world!
Haven't being on 10 battles just makes me mad.
NARRATOR fails to SEE your point!
Of course, since you're the almighty narrator and you're in EVERY battle...
ERIKA enters in the room!
Hi.
ERIKA: Something wrong?
Err... *blushes* no
ERIKA: Good
ERIKA leaves!
I am a coward.
Huh? Did NARRATOR missed SOMETHING?
Everytime I see Erika, I want to ask her to marry me..
O.O
But when I try to say something, I feel she's going to say NO...
She LOVES you!
That's she said in battle #8!
Yeah, I see your point...
Okay, now I'm gonna tell her!
Erika...
ERIKA: Yes?
Emm...you see.. will you m..
POKEBALL appeared!
POKEBALL catches ERIKA!
WHAT?
RIVAL from GSC appeared!
RIVAL: Follow me if you dare to rescue her..
You know, this plot is over-used.
RIVAL: Not in Pokébattles
Agreed
Location: Tohjo falls
Are you there?
RIVAL: How did you found me?
I just followed you
RIVAL: Oh
In that case...
RIVAL wants to fight!
RIVAL send out HO-OH!
A legendarie? Loser...
Go Tyranitar!
Go! TYRANITAR!
Try to use Rock Slide!
TYRANITAR used ROCK SLIDE!
Is super effective!
HO-OH fainted!
See?
RIVAL says you cheat!
?
RIVAL says you easily won his HO-OH!
I was just being a good fighter
RIVAL: Try to win that!
RIVAL throws all of his POKEBALLS!
RIVAL send out MEWTWO, LUGIA and ERIKA!
HA!
DANIEL used DRAGON SLAVE!
DRAGON SLAVE keep going and crashed...
into ERIKA's POKEBALL!
ERIKA is now free!
Let's end this!
Ally ERIKA send out TANGELA!
TYRANITAR used ICE BEAM!
TANGELA used SOLAR BEAM!
BEAMS fused in one!
RIVAL is send away!
We won!
Erika, I know this is te wrong place and moment, but will you marry me?
ERIKA: I never thought you will say that... YES!
DANIEL and ERIKA kiss!
NARRATOR is disgusted!
NARRATOR doesn't understands HUMANS
Nor it understands LOVE!
NARRATOR floats away!
Wood Battle #38: Disorganized in the wedds September 25, 2002
Player: Daniel [Record: 9-1-1 win vs. Rival]
Location: Daniel and Erika's house
NARRATOR is still disgusted!
Who cares?
I can make you LIFE a TORMENT..
My record is 9-1-1, I could beat you anyday
HA! Is IMPOSSIBLE to kill a NARRATOR!
You know, two narrators died in Red..
NARRATOR shudders!
By the way, why the title is white?
THAT is a special for you TWO.. altough NARRATOR shouldn't.
ERIKA: Ooohh, Narrator is a good guy.
NARRATOR is not GUY!
Ok, ok, don't get mad...
By the way, we should be.. where should be?
NARRATOR thinks the WAIT could be long!
SEVERAL hours used PASS!
SEVERAL hours PASS!
Location: Church
WOSP: Darn it, stupid Daniel.. you don't know how much I hate him...
SARA: I'm thinking on agree with you..
WEBMASTER: Why don't shut up for once?
GYM LEDERS: Right!
WOSP: Wanna make us?
WOSP wants to fight!
SARA wants to fight!
GYM LEADERS wants to fight!
ERIKA wants us to shut up in her SPECIAL day!
SARA: Sorry
PRIEST: Blah, blah, do you accept?
DANIEL says YES!
ERIKA says YES!
PRIEST: Now the rings.
TELEPHONE appeared!
TELEPHONE rings!
PRIEST: Yes? What? No rings?
Sorry guys, no rings.. wait, have this..
You got USED RING!
You put ERIKA USED RING!
ERIKA does the same!
PRIEST: You can now k--
WALL explodes!
NERRA-METAL appeared!
NERRA-METAL wants to fight!
ERIKA: Why...
ERIKA faints!
AAARGHH!!!!
SARA: I will take care of it, Daniel! Run away with Erika!
DANIEL with ERIKA leaves!
WOSP leaves!
PRIEST leaves!
EVERYONE ELSE leaves!
Player: Sara [Record: 3-2-1 Tie vs. Link, #31]
NERRA-METAL send out CHAIN MAN!
What the? Go, Clefairy!
Go! CLEFAIRY!
CLEFAIRY used DOUBLESLAP!
Is not very effective...
Enemy CHAIN MAN used CHAIN WHAP!
But, it failed!
Huh-oh-- try the metronome!
CLEFAIRY used METRONOME!
CLEFAIRY used WHIRLWIND!
CHAIN MAN was send away!
Yes! Well done Clefairy!
Enemy NERRA-METAL send out NERRA-METAL!
Ok, Clefairy.. mm... try to throw him that Moon Stone! Like David and Goliat!
CLEFAIRY throws the MOON STONE!
JUANXIMO appeared!
JUANXIMO grabs the MOON STONE!
JUANXIMO: That's what I needed! Thanks gal!
JUANXIMO leaves!
NERRA-METAL leaves!
DANIEL appeared!
CHAIN MAN appeared!
CHAIN MAN: Thanks for save me, Sara
No problem
DANIEL: Now I wonder... what Juanximo wants to do with the Moon Stone?
CHAIN MAN: Nothing good, sure
DANIEL: I'm gonna gather all the somehow-powerful characters in Wood Version.. see ya!
CHAIN MAN: The point of reunion?
DANIEL: My house. Well, Erika's and mine.
DANIEL leaves!
NARRATOR thinks that WOOD finally woke up!
Wood Battle #39: ATTACK!!!!!! September 25, 2002
Player: Daniel [Record: 9-1-1]
Location: Daniel and Erika's House.
People.. we have a problem!
NINMANIAC: I know, we ran out of toilet paper.
Ehh.. no.We did?
Shame. Anyways, that's not the problem.
The problem is, Juanximo wants to create a Doompuff.
EVERYONE shudders!
WEBMASTER has to go to the bathroom!
Ehh... no. There is no toilet paper.
The thing is, we need to go and stop him NOW!
That's why I called all of us to come here!
NINMANIAC wants to know WHO is "US"
Erika, Chain Man, The Webmaster, Pokekiller, James, Karen, Isaac, Link, Sara, Zeldafreak, you, and me...
Jesus and Vincent are captured, Garet is dead, Juanximo is evil, and Nerra-Metal is under Juanximo's orders..
Everyone else is not powerful. Or something.
That's what happens when YOU try to do a GOOD group with the characters of a VERSION with less than 40 battles!
WEBMASTER: 20 lines, let's go to battle #40...
...
WEBMASTER: Joking.
Location: Juanximo's castle.
Ok, here's the plan: We wnter and start to smash everyone at random that is not some of us. We send all fo our best Pokemon (Or something that can pass for one), and they go for the kill.
One Juanximo is in the LotD, we shouldn't have problems.
Who's with me?
EVERYONE agrees!
EVERYONE enters in the castle!
12 RATTATA appeared!
12 RATTATA wants to fight!
12 RATTATA send out 12 RATTATA!
Figures...
12... each one of us takes one of them!
Go! TYRANITAR!
Ally ERIKA send out TANGELA!
Ally CHAIN MAN send out CHAIN!
Ally WEBMASTER send out MOUSE!
Ally POKEKILLER send out POKEKILLER ROBOT!
Ally JAMES send out WEEZING!
Ally KAREN send out GENGAR!
Ally ISAAC send out MIA!
MIA ran away!
Ally ISAAC send out GAIA SWORD!
Ally LINK send out LIGHT ARROW!
Ally SARA send out CLEFAIRY!
Ally ZFREAK send out GANON!
Ally NINMANIAC send out GIGA BOWSER!
Attack!
TYRANITAR used CRUNCH!
TANGELA used SOLARBEAM!
CHAIN used CHAIN SMASH!
MOUSE used DOUBLECLICK!
POKEKILLER ROBOT used KILLER KNEE!
WEEZING used SLUDGE BOMB!
GENGAR used SHADOW BALL!
GAIA SWORD used GAIA BLADE!
LIGHT ARROW used LIGHT BEAM!
CLEFAIRY used MOON BLAST!
GANON used SWORD ATTACK!
GIGA BOWSER used FLAMETHROWER!
That should do it.
There is 1 RATTATA remaining!
Yes!
What? RATTATA is evolving!
RATTATA evolved into MISSINGNO.!
Oh
CHAIN MAN: I take the Missigno., now go to the next room!
Okey.
Location: Next Room
You appeared!
ALLIES appeared!
JUANXIMO appeared!
NERRA-METAL appeared!
TOGEPI appeared!
We finally found you...
JUANXIMO: I will rule us all now!
NERRA-METAL: ha
ERIKA: Personally, they only look stupid...
WEBMASTER: I sort of agree with you, Erika
JUANXIMO wants to fight!
NERRA-METAL wants to fight!
JUANXIMO send out TOGEPI!
NERRA-METAL send out UNOWN MAN!
Crap, he has made Unown Man and others slaves
JUANXIMO: I prefer to call them "Pokemon"
SARA: I will take care of this!
SARA used TRIPLE KI BLAST!
UNOWN MAN's POKEBALL exploded!
UNOWN MAN is now free!
JESUS's POKEBALL exploded!
JESUS is now free!
VINCENT's POKEBALL exploded!
VINCENT is now free!
UNOWN MAN joined you!
JESUS joined you!
VINCENT joined ou!
CHAIN MAN appeared!
CHAIN MAN: Missignos have low Defense.. cool
CHAIN MAN notices NERRA-METAL!
CHAIN MAN: You're the one that caught me...
I will destroy you NOW!
CHAIN MAN used DESTROY!
NERRA-METAL was DESTROYED!
NERRA-METAL fainted!
Only "fainted"?
JUANXIMO: Ah, who cares, he's useless now..
JUANXIMO raises his hand!
JUANXIMO throws the MOON STONE at TOGEPI!
What? TOGEPI is evolving!
TOGEPI evolved into DOOMPUFF!
WOOD's QUALITY greatly fell!
WEBMASTER: We didn't had quality for start with..
Player: Juanximo [Record: 3-4-0 Win vs. Nerra-Metal, #36]
Hi, Doomy.
Enemy DOOMPUFF doesn't likes to be called DOOMY!
Ok...
Wait a moment..ENEMY?
YES!
DOOMPUFF wants to fight!
DOOMPUFF send out DOOMPUFF!
Nerra-Metal is still fainted...
Well, I'm a main character, so..
Go! JUANXIMO!
JUANXIMO used 69!
6 flies towards DOOMPUFF!
DOOMPUFF instantly devours 6!
9 flies towards DOOMPUFF!
DOOMPUFF instantly devours 9!
Uh-oh...
HOUR OF RUN AWAY!
Can't escape!
Enemy DOOMPUFF instantly snaps JUANXIMO in half!
JUANXIMO died!
DANIEL: Uh-oh..
ERIKA: He was a main character...
NINMANIAC: We're screwed.
EVERYONE agrees!
DOOMPUFF proceeds to DESTROY JUANXIMO'S CASTLE!
Wood Battle #40: Stop it, dammit! September 26, 2002
Location: Juanximo's castle ruins
Player: Daniel [Record: 9-1-1] His text color
Player2: Chain Man [Record: 7-3-1] His text color
Player3: Ninmaniac [Record: 10-4-1] His text color
Man, we're royally screwed...
We're about to die..
NEVER!
Okay, Doomy.. I am not going to let you destroy Wood Version! So now,
DOOMPUFF wants to fight!
DOOMPUFF send out DOOMPUFF!
Go! CHAIN MAN!
Prepare to fear the power of the Chain Man
Massive Chain Beatdown!
CHAIN MAN used MASSIVE CHAIN BEATDOWN!
Hit 3,798,512 times!
Whoa...
Chain Smash!
CHAIN MAN used CHAIN SMASH!
Is super effective!
Way to go!
CHAIN MAN's attack continues!
CHAIN MAN used CHAIN SMASH!
DOOMPUFF is annoyed!
Huh-oh...
Enemy DOOMPUFF used JIGGLY DEATH!
Is super effective!
CHAIN MAN fainted!
NO!
You know, at least he don't died.
We will have to do the "Everyone-attacks-at-once" thing
Go! TYRANITAR!
Go! GIGABOWSER!
Ally ERIKA send out TANGELA!
Ally WEBMASTER send out ADVERTISMENT!
Ally POKEKILLER send out POKEKILLER ROBOT!
Ally JAMES send out WEEZING!
Ally KAREN send out GENGAR!
Ally ISAAC send out GAIA SWORD!
Ally LINK send out LIGHT ARROW!
Ally SARA send out CLEFAIRY!
Ally ZFREAK send out GANON!
Ally JESUS send out SCYTHER!
Ally VINCENT sent out HITMONLEE!
Ally UNOWN MAN send out SUICUNE!
That will do it...
TYRANITAR used CRUNCH!
TANGELA used SOLARBEAM!
ADVERTISMENT used PLAY CASINO!
POKEKILLER ROBOT used KILLER KNEE!
WEEZING used SLUDGE BOMB!
GENGAR used SHADOW BALL!
GAIA SWORD used GAIA BLADE!
LIGHT ARROW used LIGHT BEAM!
CLEFAIRY used MOON BLAST!
GANON used SWORD ATTACK!
GIGA BOWSER used FLAMETHROWER!
SCYTHER used SUPERSLASH!
HITMONLEE used ULTRA KICK!
SUICUNE used HYDRO PUMP!
Enemy DOOMPUFF losed many HP!
Enemy DOOMPUFF used RABID BITE!
Critical hit!
WEBMASTER used SEND THE DOOMPUFF RIPOFF TO NEXT BATTLE SO I CAN STOP OF WRITE THIS INFERNAL THING FOR ONCE, DAMMIT!
DOOMPUFF was blown away!
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