Player: Doompuff [Record: 2-0-0 win vs. Chain Man]
Location: Supermarket
DOOMPUFF appeared!
DOOMPUFF fell to floor!
FLOOR fainted!
DOOM. NO FAIR.
AH, WHO CARES, IS HOUR OF KILL
WOSP appeared!
WOSP is BUYING STUFF!
I WILL START WITH THOSE.
WOSP wants to fight!
WOSP send out WOSP!
BAH.
DOOMPUFF used BLOW!
WOSP was BLOWED and FELL to FLOOR!
FLOOR is still fainted!
DOOMPUFF used DESTROY!
WOSP was DESTROYED!
WOSP died!
GREAT
LET'S SEARCH SOMEONE ELSE.
WHITE SPY runs away!
WHAT IS HE DOIN HERE?
WHITE SPY says he also needs FOOD!
I WILL KILL YOU. DOOM.
In that case...
WHITE SPY wants to fight!
WHITE SPY send out BLACK SPY!
WHITE SPY send out WHITE SPY!
BLACK SPY used PUNCH!
No damage!
WHITE SPY used PUNCH!
No damage!
DOOMPUFF used SNAP!
BLACK SPY was instantly snapped in half!
BLACK SPY died!
WHITE SPY used BOMB!
DOOMPUFF ate the BOMB!
DOOMPUFF ate WHITE SPY!
WHITE SPY died!
THAT IS EASY.
DOORS are LOCKED!
WINDOWS won't OPEN!
??? WHAT'S GOING ON?
CLAIRE appeared!
DUMB MAN appeared!
HUMANIST appeared!
WGL appeared!
LEADER appeared!
LEAGUE PEOPLE wants to f..
DOOMPUFF instantly ate them!
NARRATOR thinks WOOD will get a BQ of 0, at this RHYTME!
DOOMPUFF is TOO unidimensional!
QUIET, YOU.
WOOD still has many expendable secondaries!
COOL. MORE FOOD FOR DOOMPUFF
IVAN wants to fight!
MISTY wants to fight!
MIA wants to fight!
NURSE JOY wants to fight!
RICHARD GANNON? wants to fight!
RIVAL wants to fight!
UNOWN MAN wants to fight!
VEGETA wants to fight!
Enemy IVAN used THUNDER!
Attack missed!
Enemy MISTY used MISTY!
Your eyes went MISTY!
DOOMPUFF used RABID BITE!
IVAN was EATEN!
MISTY was EATEN!
Enemy MIA used WATERFALL!
Enemy NURSE JOY used STOMP!
Enemy RICHARD GANNON used NOTHING!
Is not very effective...
Quite ineffective..
No damage..
DOOMPUFF instantly killed MIA and NURSE JOY!
RIVAL send out MEWTWO!
VEGETA send out NAPPA!
UNOWN MAN send out SUICUNE!
MEWTWO used PSYCHIC!
NAPPA used KI BLAST!
SUICUINE used HYDRO PUMP!
No effect!
Slighty damage...
Slighty damage...
DOOMPUFF used JIGGLY DEATH!
Every survivng EXTRA died!.. minus RICHARD GANNON!
RICHARD GANNON ran away!
BAH, WHO CARES.
DOOMPUFF tries to LEAVE!
CASHIER wants to fight!
CASHIER send out WEEDLE!
WEEDLE used KILL!
DOOMPUFF died!
THAT' S STUPID.
Probably!
But you are DEAD, and I'm not!
HA!
WEBMASTER: This battle sucked. #42 has to be very good. Something that rarely happens in Wood...
Wood Battle #42: Super Wood Bros. September 28, 2002
Player: Wood Webmaster [Record: 1-0-0]
Location: Webmaster's house.
BQ rating: 5/6
Aha! Now I have my shining GameCube!
And the great Suber Wood Bros. Melee, the only game which features hand-to-hand battles inbetween Wood Version characters!
Wait... I said "Suber"? Who cares.
You know, I'm going to call Wood Characters for play...
I'm bored.
PORTAL opened!
DANIEL, ERIKA, NINMANIAC, JESUS, VINCENT, ISAAC and CHAIN MAN appeared!
Listen, guys, we're goig to play a SWBM tournament. 1vs1, and the 4 winners in a free for all.
Ok?
WOOD CHARACTERS are doing STRANGE AGREEMENT SOUNDS!
So here's the pairings...
DANIEL vs. VINCENT!
CHAIN MAN vs. NINMANIAC!
JESUS vs. ISAAC!
ERIKA vs. WEBMASTER!
WEBMASTER is more clever than HE seemed!
Thanks!
....hey!
WOOD CHARACTERS are ready to play!
Let's choose characters...
WEBMASTER chooses SARA!
DANIEL chooses ERIKA!
ERIKA chooses DANIEL!
..oh, not again!
NARRATOR is FED UP of LOVE!
NINMANIAC chooses LINK..altough is not a WOOD WEBMASTER creation!
JESUS chooses JESUS!
VINCENT chooses VINCENT!
ISAAC chooses ISAAC!
CHAIN MAN chooses CHAIN MAN!
Stage: Forest of Return
Fighters: Erika (Player: Daniel) and Vincent (Player: Vincent)
ERIKA appeared!
VINCENT appeared!
And so the battle starts! Here's the fanfic narrator, serving in a great battle.
Ok, Erika seems to be running... away? while Vincent is... taunting? Those guys are retarded... oh, look, Erika is coming back.. and she has a Bomb! Erika throws the Bomb to Vincent... Vincent floats away... Vincent comes back!
Now Erika is charging energy... Vincent runs and kicks her.. Erika falls to floor, rolls away and gets up.She then.. shoots a Green Beam? It must be Solarbeam.. ok, the Green Beam hits Vincent.
%: Erika 14% Vincent 52%
Vincent decides to jump over a platform, and rethink his strategy. Soon he finds himself receiving a lot of kicks from Erika (That came from behing the platform), and being punched repeteady.. Erika grabs him.. throws him away... Vincent hits the wall! Vincent loses his only life.. Erika wins!
VINCENT: You cheater
DANIEL: I won correctly, you don't know how to play, that's all :p
Stage: Daniel's Castle Ruins
Fighters: Chain Man(Player:Chain Man) and Link (Player:Ninmaniac)
CHAIN MAN appeared!
LINK appeared!
And here is me, the fanfic Narrator!!!!!
Chain Man is making his Chain roll, while linkruns towards him. Chain Man then unleashes his Chain, damaging Link. Link uses his Smash A for hurt the Chain Man, then runs away and throws him the Boomerang. The Boomerang hits Chain Man, that falls to floor. While on floor, Link grabs a bomb and throws it to him
%: Link 32%, Chain Man 61%
Oh, what's that... Chain Man has a Fire Flower! He has somehow put Link inbetween a Rock and him, and he's shooting Fire...
%: Link 201%, Chain Man 67%
And, Finally, Chain Man uses a grab for finish Link...
Chain Man wins!
NINMANIAC: Grrrrrr.
Sorry, I like to have items actived.
Stage: Supermarket
Fighters: Jesus (Player: Jesus) Vs. Isaac (Player: Isaac)
JESUS appeared!
ISAAC appeared!
Here I am...
Ok, Isaac uses an attack, Jesus is send away.. seems Jesus is like Jigglypuff, very light... Isaac now grabs a bomb and throws it to him... Jesus loses!
Sorry, I'm lazy.
Stage: Desert of Deseperation
Fighters: Daniel (Player: Erika) vs. Sara (Player: Webmaster)
DANIEL appeared!
SARA appeared!
The last match.. yay!
Sara charges a ki blast, while Daniel jumps the attack of a Pidgeot (Stage Hazard). Daniel grabs a Light Sword and starts to swing. Sara is done...
she shoots a Ki Blast...
SARA used KI BLAST!
KI was BLASTed..
out a CANNON!
KI hits DANIEL!
KI fainted!
Ok, that made no sense.
Anyways, since I am bored...Daniel loses...
Coolies.
Coolies?
Coolies! ^_^
WEBMASTER is being WEIRD...
WINNERS: DANIEL, CHAIN MAN, ISAAC, WEBMASTER
DANIEL chooses DANIEL!
CHAIN MAN chooses CHAIN MAN!
ISAAC chooses ISAAC!
WEBMASTER chooses WEBMASTER!
Stage: Final Destination
Players: Daniel, Chain Man, Isaac, Webmaster
The last battle...
Daniel runs and punches Chain Man. Webmaster hits Isaac hard.
Chain Man runs and jumps over Isaac, thanks to his Triple Jump, and punches Webmaster, that uses in back his Pop Up attack, sending Chain Man up, up and high.Daniel throws Isaac, which uses his Stab attack in payment...
Suddenly, an item comes from the sky. Is a weird item.. no other than the...
JASON ROSS clone!
Ahem, so now, the Jason Ross clone (Whoever that guy is)
Is the ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER of POKEBATTLES!
o...k.. whatever.
as I was telling, the Jason Ross clone seems to be a new player.. that soon receives as much hits he gives..
%: Daniel 21%, Chain Man 19%, Isaac 47%, Webmaster 7%, JasonR clone 33%
Isaac is losing, as anyone can spot.
NARRATOR is FED UP of FANFICS NARRATOR!
NARRATOR used WHIRLWIND!
FANFICS NARRATOR was send away!
Thanks!
DANIEL used THROW!
ISAAC was THROWed our of the RING!
ISAAC loses!
CHAIN MAN used CHAIN SMASH!
WEBMASTER used ADVERTISMENT!
JASONR CLONE used LIGHTNING BOLT!
DANIEL was THROWed away!
DANIEL loses!
We are on a 3-way...
EVERYONE pervertly LAUGHS!
3-way fight...
WEBMASTER grabs a BOM-OMB!
WEBMASTER throws the BOM-OMB!
CHAIN MAN is send away!
CHAIN MAN loses!
JASONR CLONE used BLOW!
WEBMASTER was BLOW away!
WEBMASTER loses!
JASONR CLONE wins!
JASONR CLONE pops out of the TV!
JASONR CLONE enters in WOOD VERSION PORTAL!
EVERYONE closely FOLLOWS!
Battle ended.. finally!
After of read a REALLY long battle... post feedback.
Wood Battle #43: Close Chase September 30, 2002
Player: Daniel [Record: 10-2-1 Loss vs. Jason Ross clone, #42]
Location: Forest of Return
JR CLONE appeared!
DANIEL appeared!
SEVERAL OTHER CHARACTERS appeared!
Ha! We finally have find you! Prepare to die!
JR CLONE wants to fight!
JR CLONE send out JR CLONE!
Go Tyranitar!
Go! TYRANITAR!
Enemy JR CLONE used BAD RATING!
WOOD's BQ fell to 1 STAR!
Thanks to webmaster's idea of mock JR, we already did....
TYRANITAR used CRUNCH!
Eat CRUNCH! Delicious chocolate bars!
Grrrrr... advertisments.
Enemy JR CLONE used WIPE!
WOOD was WIPED from the NETWOK RATINGS!
Heh, not while we update...
Outrage!
TYRANITAR used OUTRAGE!
RAGE is OUT!
...and?
JR CLONE retreat JR CLONE!
JR CLONE send out RSACI CLOUD!
Ha! Wood is a really mild site! RSACI doesn't affects us, not even in hell!
..huh-oh...
Enemy RSACI CLOUD used LIGHTNING BOLT!
TYRANITAR fainted!
Eh, no genius effect for that attack?
It could have hitted YOU!
....
FINE!
Enemy JR CLONE retreats RSACI CLOUD!
Enemy JR CLONE send out.. MISSINGNO?
That's my chance!
Your turn Espeon!
The enemy is a glitch! Get'm ESPEON!
Psychic!
ESPEON used PSYCHIC!
ESPEON can read MISSINGNO.'s MIND!
No effect!
Is just floating errors... it can't even have a mind..
Enemy MISSINGNO used LEVELUP!
Enemy MISSINGNO went to level 2000!
What? MISSINGNO is evolving!
MISSINGNO evolved into NARRATOR!
O_O now what?
NEW NARRATOR is given BROWN TEXT!
OLD NARRATOR wants to fight!
NEW NARRATOR wants to fight!
This could take a while...
JR CLONE runs away!
WOOD CHARACTERS follow in CLOSE PURSUIT!
NEW NARRATOR send out POKEBALL!
NEW NARRATOR.. used POKEBALL?
OLD NARRATOR was caught!
Do you want to give a nickname to OLD NARRATOR!
Fine.. call it PETER!
OLD NARRATOR was renamed PETER!
PETER is no longer a NARRATOR!
PETER runs away!
NEW NARRATOR renames itself NARRATOR!
NARRATOR will always use BROWN TEXT!
WOOD CAST appeared!
DANIEL appeared!
Hey, finally a real battle.
PETER wants to fight!
PETER send out PETER!
Go! DANIEL!
More Dark than Darkness..
MINUTES used PASS!
MINUTES passed!
DANIEL used DRAGON SLAYER!
PETER was blown away!
You win!
NARRATOR likes to NARRATE!
Wood Battle #44: Narrator's Quest October 1, 2002
Player: Peter [Record: 0-1-0 loss vs. Daniel, battle #43]
Location: Celadon city
PETER walks to the CELADON CITY GYM!
Eh, is closed?... what is going on?
PETER spots a NOTE!
I do?
Oh yeah, here's a note... narrative stuff.
"I'm not in the Gym, soon a substitue will come. Signed: Erika, at September 11, 2002"
WTF? That was almost three weeks ago.
NARRATOR thinks SHE didn't found a SUBSTITUTE!
Fine.
I will just go to Saffron City!
You can't!
Eh? Why not?
GUARDS are THIRSTY, and they will not LET you pass!
Ok, I will just buy a Water Bottle.
MARKET appeared!
PETER buys a BOTTLE!
PETER gives GUARD a BOTTLE!
PETER can enter in SAFFRON!
Location: Saffron City
GYM is closed!
Bad luck day... I will enter in Silph Sa.
PETER enters in SILPH SA!
Location: Silph Sa.
ROCKET appeared!
ROCKET wants to fight!
ROCKET send out RATTATA!
Ha! A weak and punny Rattata!
I will use my recent-caught Pokemon!
Go! PONYTA!
Stomp it!
PONYTA used STOMP!
RATTATA was STOMPED!
RATTATA fainted!
PETER wins!
Fear me!
Now show me the way to your boss's spot!
ROCKET carries you to GIOVANNI'S ROOM!
GIOVANNI wants to fight!
GIOVANNI send out NIDORINO!
I will use Ponyta again!
Go! PONYTA!
Enemy NIDORINO used HORN ATTACK!
Enemy NIDORINO ATTACKS its own HORN!
..PONYTA is UNNAFECTED!
I'm kinda lucky... Ponyta, Flamethrower!
PONYTA used FLAMETHROWER!
FLAMES were THROWED!
Critical hit!
NIDORINO fainted!
PONYTA got 1345 exp. points!
PONYTA went to level 40!
Woo-hoo!
What? PONYTA is evolving!
PONYTA evolved into RAPIDASH!
Yes! My power grows by minutes!
Enemy GIOVANNI send out PERSIAN!
Enemy PERSIAN used SCREECH!
It's a very annoying sound!
PERSIAN fainted from it's own SCREECH!
PETER wins!
PRESIDENT: Thanks for saving us! Have this!
PETER got MASTERBALL!
Ha! With the Masterball, I can catch anything...
End of the battle!
Wood Battle #45: Gannon October 2, 2002
Player: Richard Gannon [Record: 0-1-0 loss vs. Link, battle #12]
Location: Supermarket
GANNON stops!
Huh, what am I doing here?
Welcome to POKÉBATTLES!
Thanks, or something...
Pokebattles... that sounds like a videogame.
You don't know HOW much!
Bah... I will just find a way of escape from here. It shouldn't be so hard for a Vietnam veteran like me.
GANNON walks around the MARKET!
What's that stuff in floor and walls?????
Results of the DOOMPUFF RAMPAGE!
Yeah, I'm the only survivor...
CASHIER appeared!
CASHIER says she also survived!
Juuust fine.
Now you know where is the exit?
CASHIER points to a near DOOR!
I mean the way to reach to Earth again.
CASHIER says you need then a PORTAL!
CASHIER says she can't help you in ANYTHING ELSE!
Eh, whatever...
I will search one of those portals...
WEBMASTER appeared!
Just for INFO, the WEBMASTER controls your actions!
Ah... ok
Emmm.. where's a "portal"?
I want to come back to Earth
WEBMASTER: You will have to win me first..
WEBMASTER wants to fight!
WEBMASTER send out POP-UP!
Ok... now what?
Send something!
I have nothing!
Then send out YOURSELF!
I am doing it....
Now, what?
You have to say "Go, me!"
Fine, er... go, me!
Go! GANNON!
Let me guess, I have to announce my attack too?
YES!
Ok, I will use my Slash attack.
GANNON used SLASH!
POP-UP was SLASHED!
Enemy POP-UP used POP!
Enemy POP-UP POPS.. out the WINDOW!
POP-UP fainted!
GANNON wins!
Ok, now I want to come back to Earth.
WEBMASTER: You can't
Hahahaha.
Now, really...
WEBMASTER: I let you live because I thought you would be a interesting character... want to see your own death?
Errr.. no thanks.
WEBMASTER: This battle is too short.
Agreed.
WEBMASTER: Want to fight again?
No thanks.
For GANNON's ABSTINENCE, WEBMASTER wins!
So I get a win and a loss?
NARRATOR was thinking in only put the LOSS!
....
JOKING!
See next battles... w00t!
