The untill now not named Version of Pokebattle

This is a version of Pokebattels.A system of connected Worlds that follow the rules of physics set by the Almighty Webmaster,formerly known as the ruler over the RED VERSION and now known as victim of a maniac boyscout.

AhhhahhhhhAHHH
FINALY SOMEONE TO NARRATE ABOUT
AhhhahhhhhAHHH
LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF I AM THE PREVERSIONNARRATOR OR PVN IN SHORTFORM
AhhhahhhhhAHHH
AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
AhhhahhhhhAHHH
Some boy falling down out of swirling Portal is renamed to AhhhahhhhAHHH
NICE TO MEET YOU AhhhahhhhhAHH
AhhhahhhhhAHHH
I WAS REALY BORED UNTIL YOU ARRIVES.YOU MUST KNOW NOBODY WAS HERE FOR ETERNITY.
AhhhahhhhhAHHH
PVN GET BORED AGAIN
CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING ELSE THEN AhhhahhhhhAHH?
PVN used Question
AhhhahhhhhAHHH
It's not very effective...
AhhahhhhhAHHH used fall
AhhahhhhhAHHH is already falling
AhhhahhhhhAHHH
STOP THIS
PVN used Stop
It's super-effective!
AhhhahhhhhAHHH's fall attack stopped.
AhhhahhhhhAHHH's cry attack stopped.
CAN YOU TELL ME NOW WHY YOU ARE HERE?
I tried to reach the supportsite at www.pokebattles.com but the link was broken and i ended here.Can you tell me how i can get back into a version?
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY FROM HERE INTO A VERSION,YOU MUST CREATE YOUR OWN
But i'm not a webmaster.
PVN used Pokedex on AhhahhhhhAHH
PVN shows Pokedex to AhhahhhhhAHH
Pokedex:Fan the pre-form of a Webmaster
YOU SEE WHEN YOU WIN ENOUGHT BATTLES YOU CAN BECOME A WEBMASTER
But there is Nobody around.Who should i fight?
END OF PREBATTLE
But you don't have told me who to fight.
--> to be contuined
Ok than i will wait untill next time but than you better have someone to battle here.

NOBODY appeared!
When nobody appeared ,why do you narrate this
NOBODY wants to fight
I know this and i hate this without someone to battle with i will never evolve to a webmaster.
NOBODY send out MagicKarp
I understand this nobody wants to use such a lame pokemon in a fight.
MagicKarp used Splash
Its supereffectiv!
MagicKarp splashed AhhhahhhhhAHH with orange juice
Heh where this pokemon came from??
I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE "NOBODY" SEND OUT MAGICKARP
Oh you mean that "NOBODY" is my opponent.OK i choose me.
AhhhahhhhhAHH GO!
Me use fish fork.
AhhhahhhhAHH used Fish fork
It is supereffective!
MagicKarp is fainted from fear.
AhhhahhhhhAHH gained 12 Exp.
NOBODY sents out the next pokemon
Its a MagicKarp do you want to change Pokemon?
No
Me use fish fork.
AhhhahhhhAHH used Fish fork
It is supereffective!
MagicKarp is fainted from fear.
AhhhahhhhhAHH gained 12 Exp.
NOBODY sents out the next pokemon
Its a MagicKarp do you want to change Pokemon?
No
This is boring
PVN uses FastForward
PVN moved the time 4 battles forward
...MagicKarp is fainted from fear.
AhhhahhhhhAHH gained 12 Exp.
NOBODY sents out the next pokemon
Its a MagicKarp do you want to change Pokemon?
Heh stop nobody is allowed to carry more then six pokemon.
YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH "NOBODY" IS ALLOWED TO CARRY MORE THEN SIX POKEMON
PVN uses another FastForward
It is supereffective!
PVN moved the time 100 MagicKarps forward.
...MagicKarp is fainted from fear.
AhhhahhhhhAHH gained 12 Exp.
AhhahhhhhAHH  grow to Level 24
Whats that AhhahhhhhAHH is evolving....
into a webmaster-wanna-be
Yes i'm on my way to be a web master.Only 9900 MagicKarps are left.
ENDLESS PREBATTEL
--> to be contuined

AhhhahhhhAHH used Fish fork
It is supereffective!
MagicKarp is fainted from fear.
AhhhahhhhhAHH gained 12 Exp.
AhhahhhhhAHH  grow to Level 100
Whats that AhhahhhhhAHH is evolving....
into a almost-a -wedmaster
NOBODY sents out the next pokemon
Its a Nobody do you want to change Pokemon?
I'm at max. level and still not a webmaster.Thats not fair.
IS THAT A YES OR A NO.
A No.
Me use frustated kick.
It is supereffective!
Nobody is hit with kick
AhhhahhhhhAHH's frustation level fell.
Nobody uses Nothing
Nobodys attack has no effect
Me use frustated punch
It is supereffective!
Nobody is hit with punch right on its nose
Nobody fainted
AhhahhhhhAHH gained 0 Exp. becauses it is at max. Level
Oh no 0 Exp. I can't gain anymore levels and im not a webmaster now.
YOU MISS A VERY IMPORTANT SKILL *HTML*
YOU CAN GAIN IT WHEN YOU USE THE HM TL
Ok where can i find it?
PVN USED HARD AND ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE QUEST ON AhhahhhhhAHH
It is supereffective!
THE HM IS ON THE TOP OF A  HIGH MOUNTAIN FAR FAR AWAY GUARDED BY A THREE HEADED DRAGON AND A BEING THAT KNOWS ALMOST EVERYTHING ABOUT POKEMON.YOU MUST GO BY FEET TO THIS MONTAIN CLIMB IT FIGHT THE DRAGON AND ANSWER 3 QUESTIONS ABOUT POKEMON.
I dont want to walk that far and climb a mountain.
AhhahhhhhAHH used complain
It is not effective.
YOU MUST OR YOU STAY IN THE PREVERSIONSPACE FOR ETERNITY.
Here look at this.
AhhahhhhhAHH uses Excuse for gym class by his mom
It is supereffective!
OK I END THIS PREBATTEL HERE AND WE START THE NEXT ONE AT THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN.
END OF PREBATTLE
--> to be contunied

OUR HERO AhhhahhhhhAHH STAND ON A GIGANTIC MOUNTAIN READY TO FACE HIS GREATES CHALLENGE THE THREE HEADED DRAGON
You are lying this is only a littel hill and i don`t see any dragon here.
AhhhahhhhhAHH uses truth
It is supereffective!
OK,OK OUR BUGET IS TO LOW,BECAUSE NOWBODY
VISITS US HERE.WE CAN`T AFFORD A REAL MOUNTAIN.
BUT WE HAVE A REAL THREE HEADED DRAGON.
THD(Three Headed Dragon) apperead.
PVN ASKED: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
THD:I was out for lunch.
CAN WE START NOW?
THD:Ok lets go.
THD wants to fight
That it supposed to be a three headed dragon?Its only is kneehigh and two of the heads are sock-puppets.
AhhahhhhhAHH`s truth-attack contuines.
It is supereffective!
PREVERSIONNARRATOR IS EMBARRASED
PVN USES EXCUSE
HE HAD A TESTOMONIAL BY LORD CEDRIC SAYING THAT HE IS A GREAT GUARDIAN DRAGON.
PVN was renamed GRIZZO.
Grizzo:I want to be a fireman.
Hey Grizzo when you let me get the HM TL and i let you be the leader of all fireman in my version.
AhhahhhhhAHH uses bride
It is supereffective!
Grizzo surrender
HEH YOU CAN`T DO THIS AhhahhhhhAHH!YOU SHOULD BATTEL! THATS NOT FAIR!OK YOU ASK FOR IT!
PVN USES LIGHTNING
It`s supereffective!
A  lighting bolt hits the PVN.
The PVN it`s burned to crisp.
PVN is renamed to Crispy Pre-Version-Narrator(CPVN).
YOU CAN`T NARRATE I AM THE NARRATOR.
I have used my Almost-a-Webmaster-Power and when you donīt stop complaining i use it again.
MAYBE I CAN`T DO ANYTHING AGAINST YOU,BUT THIS LITTEL TRAITOR WILL PAY.
CPVN uses blizzard
Grizzo is hit with a snow storm
Grizzo caught a cold
Do you want to rename it?
Grizzo: Haatschi
Cold is renamed to Haatschi
Grizzo sneezes realy strong and creates a gigantic flame toss.
CPVN is burned to crisp.
CPVN is renamed to ULTRA-CRISPY-PREVERSION-NARRATOR(UCPVN)
UCPVN have enought of being burned to crisp and ends the battel
END OF PREBATTEL
-->To be contunied
DONīT THINK THAT THE NEXT TASK DON`T WILL BE SO EASY.

UCPVN appeared
UCPVN uses burn heal
UCPVN is renamed to
CRISPY PREVERSIONNARRATOR(CPVN)
CPVN uses burn heal
CPVN is renamed to
PREVERSIONNARRATOR(PVN)
PVN looks around
HEH WHERE IS EVERYONE???
The other inhabitants of Preversionspace apperead.
HEH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE BATTLE HAS STARTED TEN LINES BEFORE??
We needed to go to a pokemoncenter because Grizzos cold Haatschi was ill.
HOW COULD A COLD GOT ILL ????
OH NO ONE QUESTIONMARK TO MANY.
PVN is confused.
PVN hurts itself in its confusion.
OUH THATS HURT
Ok now we should start where is this OAK?
WHAT OAK?
You know Prof..OAK that being that knows almost everything about pokemon.
OH YOU MEAN THE QUIZMASTER HE WILL BE RIGHT HERE
LIGHT,CAMERA,ACTION
Whats that PVN is evolving...
PVN evolved to QUIZSHOWMODERATOR(QSM)
HELLO AND WELCOME AT
            ***DO YOU KNOW YOUR POKEMONS?***
WITH OUR HOST THE INCREDIBEL
                          ***PROFESSOR OAK***
Prof. OAK appeared
AND NOW TO OUR TWO CANDIDATS OF TODAY
WHATS YOUR NAME AND WHAT TO YOU WANT WHEN WIN HERE?
My name is AhhahhhhhAHH and when i win i will become a webmaster.
Ally GRIZZO answers "My name is Grizzo and when i win i will become a fire man."
FOR THATS IN OUR AUDIENCE WHO DONT FAMILIAR WITH OUR QUIZ HERE ARE THE RULES.
PROF. OAK ASK OUR CANDIDATS THREE QUESTIONS
WHO ANSERS THE MOST CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN THE
                 ***THE LEGENDARY HM TL***   
                                         AND
          ***A BRANDNEW FIRE MAN HELMET ***
AND NOOOW LETīS THE GAMES BEGIN
Prof. OAK recieved his own  textcolor
I like to welcome you all to night in Preversionspace!
And now to our first questions:
Why has Zubat such big ears?
AhhahhhAHH hit the buzzer.
The answer is that it can hear better.
THE ANSWER IS .................... CORRECT!
The next one is harder:
Why has Venomat such big eyes?
Ally Grizzo hits the buzzer
Ally Grizzo answers "That its big contac lenses fit."
THE ANSWER IS ...................... INCORRECT!
AhhahhhhhAHH DO YOU WANT TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION?
Yes.The answer is that it can see better.
The ANSWER IS ...................... CORRECT!
Now to our final question:
Why have i such big teeth?
Time passes....
Time still passes...
brrrrrrrrr...
Its too late,
And now the Prof. will tell us the answer.
That i can eat you all better.
With this words Prof. Oak removed a mask from his face
Ohhh noo it is DOOMPUFF OHHHH.
QSM deevolved from fear
QSM deevolved to a PRE-VERSIONNARATOR(PVN)
AhhahhhhAHH RESCUE ME PLEASE
But i cant im not powerfull enought to have a chance against Doompuff
PVN grabs to HM and throws it to AhhahhhhhAHH
Whats that AhhahhhhAHH evolves....
AhhahhhAHH evolves to a webmaster
NOW I AM WEBMASTER AND CAN TAKE THIS BATTEL TO THE ONLY PLACE A DOOMPUFF MAY BE BEATEN TO A FANFIC
BATTEL ENDS
--> TO BE CONTUNIED IN THE FIRST PREVERSIONFANFIC