CYAN VERSION

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This is a version of Pokebattels.A system of connected Worlds that follow the rules of physics set by the Almighty Webmaster,formerly known as the ruler over the RED VERSION and now known as victim of a maniac boyscout.

Player Status
AhhahhhhhAHH

WEBMASTER

Nobody

Archvillian
(Prof. Puff)

Grizzo

lost

Anti-Doompuff-Squad

lost

Pikachu

lost

Mysti

Stupid

Ash

Zombie

Brock

Darkmagican

My E-Mailaddress: AdrianF@gmx.de

Battle#1: No way to the WM   15.5.2001 9:30
Player: Grizzo[Last battle vs. Doompuff*:draw]
Setting: Fortress of infinity

Grizzo approach the fortress of infinty (Version H.Q.)
You mean this tiny hut over there?
YES AND BY THE WAY WHAT DO YOU WANT AT THE H.Q.?
I want to complain. I`m still not a fire men.
YOU CAN COMPLAIN BY THE W.M. WHEN YOU CAN FIND HIS OFFICE
In this littel hut it should by very easy.
Grizzo opened door
Behind the door is a endless corridor
What is that???
THIS PLACE ISN`T CALLED FORTRESS OF INFINITY FOR NOTHING.NOW GO AND SEARCH FOR  W.M`s OFFICE.
Grizzo opened  another door
Behind the door is another endless corridor
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Grizzo opened  another door
Behind the door is another endless corridor

Grizzo opened  another door
Behind the door is another endless corridor

THIS WILL TAKE A WHILE I THINK I LOOK WHAT THE W.M.
IS DOING

Player: Webmaster[Last battle vs. Doompuff*:won]
Setting: W.M.`s Office

CURRENTLY THE WEBMASTER IS WORKING.........
ON AVOIDING WRITING THE NEXT BATTLE

HEH PVN haven`t your mother told to knock before you enter a   room
PVN points out that he is a bodyless voice and cant knock
But you can still say knock.Have you come for a reason or   do you only want to anoy me?
YES I`M HERE TO WARN YOU.GRIZZO IS COMING TO COMPLAIN BECAUSE HE ISN`T A FIRE MEN YET.
After building the fortress of infinity there wasn`t enought money for a fire department.There is something i need to tell you PVN.
When you don`t become a real red narrator untill Battle#3 i need to find a replacement.
I WILL TRY BUT IT IS HARD
I know you can it

Player: Grizzo[Last battle vs. Doompuff*:draw]
Setting: Right before W.M.`s Office

Grizzo opened  another door
Behind the door is another endless corridor

I`m tired that is the 2.000th door i opened,isn`t there someone who
can tell me where this '***+'** Office is?
WHAT NO RASCI-CLOUD??
ITīs PROBALLY LOST SOMEWHERE ON THE ENDLESS CORRIDORS.
A boy apperead
Can you tell me where the Webmasters Office is?
The boy points in the opposite direction of the office.
Thank you.
Grizzo left
Ryoga left
Endless corridor won
END OF BATTLE
--> To be contunied


*It was realy a Magi Karp

Record of the players
NAME WINS DRAW LOOSES
Grizzo 0 1 1
Webmaster

10,009

0

0

profpuff.gif (9129 Byte)  

Prebattel #6: Heh why you are still here? 17.5.2001 9:15
Player: Grizzo[Last battle vs. Webmaster:lost]
Setting: Fortress of infinity

Warning: Reader in nonnarrated space detected activate ENS(Emergency Narration System)

Powersupply is low activated auxillary generator
Warning: auxillary generator has only fuel for one battle

WOH ITS REALY DARK IN HERE
HELLO IS ANYBODY HERE TO NARRATE ABOUT?
....
....
....
LOOKS LIKE NOBODY IS AROUND
Yes i'm here
AND WHATS YOU ARE DOING HERE?
I plan my revenge on the inhabitants of cyan for not taking me with them
AND HOW DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?
First i change from a nobody to a somebody. I know already how to do this
NOBODY approach the hill in Preversionspace
NOBODY collect the Prof.OAK and the DOOMPUFF disguisses
NOBODY uses sew
NOBODY sew the two disguisses into one.
Its not very effective
NOBODY is hit with recoil
NOBODY hits himself with the needle in the finger
AUHH
Two hours later:
Finally my diguisse i ready
NOBODY wears his new disguisse
Do you want to rename NOBODY?
YES I NOW SHOULD BE KNOWN AS THE EVIL PROF. DOOM
A portal appeared
DR. DOOM stept out
DOOM is my name you can`t have it.
DR. DOOM wants to fight
MAGI KARP GO
PROF.DOOM:PROF.DOOM ITS NOT THE TIME TO USE IT
WHY I DONT LET MYSELF USE MY POKEMON?
YOU ARE PARTLY PROF OAK AND ALL YOUR 10.006 MAGI KARPS ARE STILL FAINTED.
OK THEN GO ME!
Dr. DOOM send himself out
Me uses ehh What attacks i have?
ULTRADISABLE, DOOMBALL , POKEDEX, THATS ALL
OK ME USE ULTRADISSABLE
PROF. DOOM SAY:DR. DOOM IT IS NOT THE TIME TO USES THAT
ITS USELESS BECAUSE DR.DOOM HASN'T STARTED TO ATTACK YET.
DR. DOOM uses Eyelaser
Its supereffective but PROF.DOOM evaded the Attack
ME USE DOOMBALL
PROF. DOOM throws a black pokeball at DR.DOOM
DR.DOOM is caught
Do you want to rename it?
YES WHEN HE IS RENAMED I CAN BE  PROF.DOOM
HE SHOULD BE NAMED FOOL
HAH you fellt for it that was only a robotclone now you are the fool.
DR. DOOM fired has eyelaser at full strenght against PROF. DOOM
PROF. DOOM was hit and fainted
DR. DOOM WINS
PROF. DOOM is renamed PROF.PUFF
Now where is the way back to Latveria?.Heh you,peasant can you guide me to Ladveria?
The peasant points a direction.
DR.DOOM left
Ryoga left
PROF.PUFF is revieced
NOW TO GO ON WITH MY PLAN...
Warning:Energylevel is low
PREBATTEL ENDS
AND WHAT IS WITH MY PLAN

Record of the players
NAME WINS DRAW LOOSES
Nobody 0 0 10.009
 

Battel #2: NARRATOR -Training 25.5.2001 21:29
Player: ----[]
Setting: Fortress of infinity(narrator training room)

PVN trains by torturing a punchbag
PVN narrates a anvil falling on the punchbag
PVN narrates that the punchbag is hitten by a train
PVN narrates that tousands of ants crawl over the punchbag
PVN narrates that punchbag's car is stolen
PVN narrates that the punchbag is driven over by the stolen car
PVN narrates that....

Player: Webmaster[Look the last battle]
Setting: Fortress of infinity(WM's Office)

WM is finally finished with avoiding writting the next battle.
  WM SCROLLS UP TO SEE WHAT TO DO TODAY
Whats that,there is no player??
AND THE NARRATOR IS STILL PINK?
AND A READER WAS IN UNNARRATED SPACE?
When i dont look at everything personaly ,everything goes wrong.
First to fix the narrator problem.

Player: ----[]
Setting: Fortress of infinity(narrator training room)

The punchbag is pleading for mercy
PVN doesn`t know the attack named mercy Narrator used toture instead
The punchbag is hit by a falling cow
The punchbag trys to faint but can't because it hasnīt a consciousness in the beginning
The cow trampels on the punch bag
The cow spread the filling of the puchbag all over the place
PVN removes cow and uses full restore on punchbag that he can torture it further
WM enters the training room
Can you tell me why you are still pink? And something about losing our only
character or the lost reader?
AHH...OHH
Thats no excuse, you are fired
PVN DONT WANT TO BE FIRED
PVN WANT TO FIGHT
You realy ask for it,Go fish fork
OH NO NOT THE FISH FORK
PVN fainted from fear
WM wins
END OF BATTLE

Now i need to find a new narrator and some characters.
I think i must narrate the next battle by myself

Record of the players
NAME WINS DRAW LOOSES
Webmaster 10.009 0 0

Battel #3: New Characters 25.5.2001 21:29
Player: Brock[no record]
Setting: A way throught the woods

Brock appeared
Ally Mysti appeared(Textcolor:
yellow)
LAlalallALal Hello cute littel bodyless voice
WHAT HAPPEND TO MYSTI?
Oh she heard the Team Rocket motto too many times and her brain melted.
Mysti is renamed to Mysti-without-brain(StupidMysty)
Have you seen Ash?We need him for our revenge ,for the lost of Mystis brain ,on Team Rocket.
WM says he hadn`t seen Ash but he was told that Ash is in this woods,so he is come to kick him out of the version.
LallallLLAl Hello cute littel Ash
Mysti this is a rock,you can tell the different between Ash and a rock easyli ash has hair and a rock dont.
The rock is angry because it don't want to be named Ash
The stone want to fight
The stone send itself out
Go Geodude
Geodude Tackle
Geodude hit the rock
Rock against rock -Forces collide
Rock and Geodude evolves
Rock and Geodude evolves into Geoduo
Come back Geoduo
Brock and Mysti followed the path depper into the woods
Look Look a lot of cute littel shiny thingys
Heh that looks like Ash badges he must be somewhere near.
Brock trips over a leg and fellt on the ground
Ahhh it is Ash and he is dead.My dear friend Ash is dead.
Lalalla cute littel corpse.
That must have been Team Rocket,because all his Pokemon are missing.I swear deadly revenge on them.I will never rest until they are all wiped from the face of the world.And my friend Ash will help me.
Brock draws strange symbols on the ground around the dead body of Ash
Brock starts  a ancient chant and the symbols start to glow in purpel light
Look Look cute littel glowing runes
Ash rised from the dead.
Brock is renamed Brock-Master of dark-arts (DarkBrock)
Ash is renamed Ash-The animated dead(ZombieAsh)(Textcolor:
Brown)
Ash hungry Ash eat Skin.Ash greatets pokemaster.Ash great.
Looks like he is complett restored and now we will search some Team Rocket members to kill
DarkBrock left
Stupid Mysti left
ZombieAsh left
Pikachu appeared from behind the tree it was hidden.(Translator activ:
Green)
Pikkaachu
(Now after i electrocuted this idiot Ash and have stolen his pokemon i can become a famous trainer like the red version Pikachu.But first i need to find the way out of this forest.Hey human sklave can you tell me the way out of here?)
The human sklave directed Pikachu out of the woods
Pikachu left.
Ryoga left.
Brock wins against Rock
Pikachu wins against Ash
End of battle

Record of the players
NAME WINS DRAW LOOSES
Ash 0 0 0
Mysti 0 0 0
Brock 0 0 0
Battel #4: Narrator casting 25.5.2001 21:29
Player: Webmaster[narreted last battle]
Setting: Narration Stage(Fortress of infinity)

Please 1.applicant enter the stage
Q apperear out of nowhere in a bright light
Why do you think you are the right person for the job?
I am a omipotent being that likes to torture weaker ones.
Thats the spirit.Can you now show my your Narrationtext?
PICARD is hit by random Ferrengis falling on his head
Thats good you got the color right in the first try,but you used not enought CASPS.

The next applicant please.
Johny Gomez and Nick Diamond enter the stage
Why do you think i should hire you?
We have a lot of experience from Celebrity Death Match
Can you give me a Example of your narration?
WELCOME TO THE TONIGHT POKEBATTLE
I AM JOHNY GOMEZ
AND I`M NICK DIAMOND
IN THE FIRST FIGHT OF THE EVENING  IS BETWEEN
Darkbrock AND HIS GROUP OF LOYAL Rocket-hunters
AND A Tree THAT STUPID MYSTI TRYED TO HUG.
THIS WILL BE A GREAT FIGHT DONT YOU THINK JOHNY
OK thats enought your use of caps is realy good and your already familiar
with the characters of this version ,but your style isn`t exactly what i looking for.

Ok the last aplicant of today please.
A Panda wearing a sign enters the stage on the sign is wriiten
A Panda wearing a sign enters the stage on the sign is wriiten
A Panda wearing a sign enters the stage on the sign is wriiten...
How do you think you can narrate you are a panda and can`t speak?
The panda takes a sign from behind his back:
On the  sign is written: Mr. Saotome is hit with hot water
and change back to human form
You see now i can talk.I have ordered a boy with great martial art talent
around for years,thats why i think i can handle the job.
This is so impressive,but what if someone finds out about your changing problem?
That wont happen this version has only one char with brain.
You have a point

I can't decide who of you to hire,you all have your advantages and disavantages. .....I have it.Everyone of you will narate one battle in the
lost tourtament,how will narate the best will become the new narator.
To find the way to there ask this boy over there.
Narratoe-aplicants leave
Ryoga leave

Battel ends

Record of the players
NAME WINS DRAW LOOSES
Webmaster 10.009 0 0

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