NARRATOR appeared!
Strange...
I thought I was supposed to be the one to appear...
But YOU were
already HERE! This is YOUR house!
Er... Fine...
And anyway, who are you?
I'm the GREAT
ALMIGHTY POWERFUL NARRATOR!
You look
like an extra to me...
I have Red
Text...
So do I...
Does that make ME a Narrator?
Er... You
have CRIMSON text!
Oh, be picky
if you must be... Anyway, I'm due to see Matt soon, so go...
NARRATOR
is STAYING!
Fine...
MATT floated
in!
Welcome,
Matt...
MATT:
<Hello, Senkouhi... You know why I am here?>
I couldn't
guess...
SENKOUHI
used SARCASM!
...Narrator,
could you please do the polite thing...and SHADDAP!
It's super...uh...never
mind...
NARRATOR
listens to CONVERSATION!
MATT:
<I think Flame Version needs order... With Mélissa running around
out there, a lot of things could happen...>
So... why
ask me?
NARRATOR
thinks MATT just needs an excuse for a NEW CHARACTER in FLAME VERSION!
And Senkouhi
thinks NARRATOR should shut up and go away...
NARRATOR
is being STUBBORN!
You don't
need to announce it... It's obvious...
MATT used
MUTE!
NARRATOR
had LARGE PIECE of TAPE placed over MOUTH!
Now then...
Where were we...
...
..Matt?
...
Argh... I
need the Narrator to hear what he is saying...
<Nope...
I hear ya...>
(NARRATOR
curses...)
So, to the
point... er, what is your point?
<I'm supposed
to be making Flame Version dark... So I need a dark character... Mélissa
is one, but she's slightly too kawaii for her own good... I want YOU to act
as another dark character, and to use THIS as many times as possible...>
...
Use what?
<This
Thunder Stone, that I just gave to you, but you couldn't hear that I did,
because the Narrator can't talk.>
Heh...
...!
And what
will this... implement... do to Mélissa...?
<She's
a pikachu'morph. She sees you with that, she'll run as far as possible...
She knows what it does, as do I, and a few select readers who go into IRC...
At least I hope some of the people that know in IRC are reading this...>
NON-FLAME
VERSION VISITORS died a horrible death!
<...Pity
you aren't the Narrator, Senkouhi... and the one we do have isn't saying
anything...>
...! ......!
Can I insert
the stone into Mashu's head first?
<No, Senkouhi...
That fic is the fic. This is Flame Version...>
Aw... Please?
<Nah...
I need him alive, he is phase two...>
Phase two
of what?
<My bid
to make the top 5, of course..>
And Phase
One is Mélissa, I presume...?
<No...
Phase one is the recode that never finishes... Look to the left, at the Battle
List... I still need to go through a lot of that...>
............................................................................................................................!
...NARRATOR
died a HORRIBLE DEATH!
<You're
still not the Narrator, Senkouhi...>
Drat... Hey,
hold on... I got some idea... Sounds better then your phases.
SENKOUHI
whispers something to MATT!
<...that's
incredible... With that, you could completely devastate the entire Network...>
But we wouldn't
want to do that, would we...?
<..>
..
<I can't
imagine why we wouldn't want to...>
But we need
the Narrator to do it...
TAPE was
PULLED off the NARRATOR's MOUTH!
NARRATOR:
OW!
<Hey...
Narrator... You couldn't do us a tiny favor, could you?>
OAK: This
isn't the time to ask that just now!
Please? You
only have to help us collapse the Network... It's nothing hard...
NARRATOR:
No. I'm loyal to Flashfire and the forces of good...
<Then
we ask Pikamew...>
PIKAMEW appeared!
PIKAMEW:
WHAT? I was sleeping..zz..
<Pikamew.
I would like you to help us bring the Network to a standstill...>
PIKAMEW:
And just now do you plan to do THAT?! Not release the Doompuffs, I hope...
<No...
Something much simpler... Something so simple that not even you could have
thought of it...>
MATT whispered
something to PIKAMEW!
It's my idea...
PIKAMEW:
...That's insane. But, if ya need someone to narrate for you to do that,
I'll do it. It's better then being a character that only gets beaten up all
the time...
<Good...
Now, we must retreat to plan... Except you, Senkouhi - You go keep Mélissa
in order, I need to train this Pikamew up..>
NARRATOR
goes off to tell FLASHFIRE about your PLANS!
<You didn't
hear us. We didn't let you...>
NARRATOR:
...uh...Good point... What are your plans, anyway..?
Oh, ha ha...
We're going to say... Now, you go away so us three can plan... Say whatever
you like, it doesn't even involve Flame Version, just us three...
PIKAMEW:
You are aware I can not do that which you describe..
<Why ever
not?>
PIKAMEW:
Not under my control... You need someone higher then me... But, I know just
who we need to ask...
<..who?>
PIKAMEW:
Well, hopefully, the Red Version Narrator...
<...Why
on EARTH would he help us to do what we plan?!>
PIKAMEW:
He probably won't... But we can always try...
NARRATOR
is getting bored of listening to YOU go on about your NETWORK DOMINATION
PLANS!
NARRATOR
says we need to have a BATTLE soon!
Fine...
<Okie...>
PIKAMEW:
Works for me...
PIKAMEWbec
ame NARRATOR!
NARRATOR
became EXTRA!
EXTRA:
NOOO!
Me... Use
Fire Slash...
SENKOUHI
used FIRE SLASH!
EXTRA was
SLASHED with FIRE!
EXTRA died!
<Ah...
You can't kill him... You need him to be Narrator here... The Narrator's
Union won't send us another... And that would backfire us.>
PIKAMEW:
DAMNIT...
EXTRA was
RESURRECTED!
EXTRA was
re-evolved into NARRATOR and FLUNG away!
<And now
we plan...>
PLAN started!
BATTLE ended!
Since no
one fainted, BATTLE was a DRAW!
Damn...
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