Battle #31: The Random Battle 9th December 2000
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Someone [no record]

NARRATOR appeared in a BLAZE of UNDYING GLORY!
NARRATOR: I love being able to narrate myself.... Fun...
bjkae'phpap'tre'yhktenry
NARRATOR: ......uh?
fe88htnn;orgijnnNNKHRGYA
NARRATOR: ....this has something to do with the random battle, right?
SOMEONE nodded!
fhaiireghlauhreghaieurtlauieiurt
RANDOM LETTERS appeared!
RANDOM LETTERS want to fight!
./,[.#;/,[#.[/[;,[;.[;,/[;;./#[,.#[,.;/,];.
SOMEONE sent out RANDOM SYMBOLS!
RANDOM LETTERS used...
fugihaeirghiuaierghiaheuirgaydkuie
...!
It's super effective!
^{}{:^£%&>{}$>*^{">$%~&{">}$*
RANDOM SYMBOLS used...
*£{^""%^(£&(£^&){^£&~)$£^)
NARRATOR thought it used ^{}{:^£%&>{}$>*^{">$%~&{">}$*!
giaoireijghaergiauiregheuirhgiaeuir
NARRATOR: .....I won't argue....
Attack missed!
NARRATOR: I can TELL that?
ugihewirgui,e,hrguiea,hrg,iuae,rg
NARRATOR: Be quiet...
..,,..,.,.,.,.,,.,,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,...
NARRATOR: ....good enough....
RANDOM ALLY appeared!
RANDOM ALLY used KILL!
RANDOM ALLY KILLed itself!
RANDOM ALLY died!
gfuygrgyeuyrgaumyregyake,gr!
NARRATOR: This is fun, actually...
RANDOM EXTRA appeared!
RANDOM LETTERS used...
reuigergaeuihrghkakerugaehrgauhrg
while RANDOM SYMBOLS used...
^£*&£%^&@~£%>^*@>£%@^:>*
...and the FORCES collided!
RANDOM EXTRA was caught in RANDOM CROSSFIRE!
RANDOM EXPLOSION occurred!
RANDOM EXTRA died a stupidly random death!
It's super RANDOM!
NARRATOR: ...Fun! Let's see, what else can we do...
guehgergyqeumrgqergoaeruig
NARRATOR: Oh, shut up..
RANDOM RANDOMISER appeared!
RANDOM RANDOMISER is RANDOM!
It's super RANDOM!
RANDOM THING happened!
RANDOM THING was PORTAL to PERSIAN VERSION!
NARRATOR: Eep..
RANDOM CUTEPUFFS appeared!
RANDOM SE appeared!
RANDOM GBOG appeared!
RANDOM DITTO appeared!
NARRATOR: GAH! Er...
RANDOMISER used RANDOM!
It's super RANDOM!
RANDOM THING happened again!
RANDOMLY!
RANDOM PERSIAN VERSION PORTAL appeared!
RANDOM CUTEPUFFS, SE, GBOG, and DITTO fell into it!
RANDOM PORTAL CLOSE appeared!
NARRATOR: ....that's a weird thing to appear...
ghgrugharmghaeurghmauerh
NARRATOR kicked SOMEONE into the RANDOM PORTAL CLOSE!
PORTAL randomly CLOSED!
It's super--
MATT: Random, let me guess..
MATT was right!
MATT guessed at RANDOM!
MATT: Well, you killed the player...
NARRATOR did it RANDOMLY!
MATT: Fine then...
RANDOM BATTLE RESTART appeared!
NARRATOR: ANYTHING BUT THAT!
MATT: Anything?
What? NARRATOR is evolving!
NARRATOR evolved into EXTRA!
EXTRA died a non-random death!
More RANDOM THINGS started to HAPPEN!
MATT: ...eh? You died!
RANDOM RESURRECTION occurred!
MATT: ...bah...
RANDOM BLACK HOLE appeared!
SOMEONE was RESURRECTED!
fghtghuiwhtregluhwitehglilueh
SOMEONE was SUCKED into BLACK HOLE!
RANDOMLY!
RANDOM WHITE HOLE appeared!
RANDOM COLLISION occurred!
RANDOM RANDOM THING happened!
RANDOM RANDOM thing was RANDOM!
IT's not RANDOM enough!
What? RANDOM RANDOM THING RANDOMly started to evolve!
RANDOM RANDOM THING EVOLVED INTO RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM THING!
It's super RANDOM!
MATT: I know what this battle needs...
RANDOM MÉLISSA appeared!
MATT: And it's not you, either..
RANDOM MÉLISSA hacked up a RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM THING!
Tis super RANDOM again!
RANDOM BATTLE END appeared!

--- Random Battle Script v0.7b
--- Error 16: Battle ended prematurely by user
--- Start another? <y/n>
MATT tossed RANDOM BATTLE SCRIPT into (RANDOM) TRASHCAN!
MATT: I think I'll write the battle myself from now on..
BATTLE ended, properly!

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