It hurt itself
in it's confusion!
OW! HEY, we
didn't even START ye--
NARRATOR points
to the TITLE!
...Damn...
I'm not confused, though...
MATT walked
into a LAMPPOST!
OW!
MATT ordered
some PIZZA!
...uh...Fine,
not Ow...
MATT is confused!
It hurt--
NO NO NO -
I'll take the pizza... Jason seems to like these..
PIZZA tastes
like a LAMPPOST!
Of course...
Hey, it's still nice... I think...
MATT is confused!
It hurt--
Eh? I'm not
confused!
NARRATOR:
Why did I say you were then..?
....I dunno.
MATT is confused!
WAH! NO!
It hurt--
SHADDAP!
It hurt SHADDAP
in it's confusion!
Er?
MATT is con--
GIVE IT UP
ALREADY O_O - Hm... nothing special about this pizza that I can taste. anyway...
Wonder why Jason puts it on the credits...
LAMPPOST PIZZA
is a CENTRAL FOUNDATION of POKEBATTLES!
...what, this?
MATT puts
PIZZA on TABLE!
PIZZA collapses
TABLE and makes a HOLE in the FLOOR!
Uhm... Heavy...
More so then his 42.9gig hard drive... I can see how Pokebattles is rooted
in it now...gack...
NARRATOR thinks
MATT is confused!
I'M NOT!
MATT is arguing
with the NARRATOR!
Therefore,
he must be!
MATT is confused!
It hurt--
SHUT UP!
--the NARRATOR
in it's confusion!
NARRATOR thinks
anyone that would hurt him is confused!
MATT is confused!
It hurt itself
in his confusion!
...Are you
done yet?
NARRATOR:
Yes.
Well then,
to writing a battle...
NARRATOR notes
MATT is already WRITING a battle!
I'm not? All
I'm doing is standing here...
No, MATT is
writing a BATTLE!
MATT is confused!
...stop doing
that... I'm going off to write a battle, BLAH!
Battle #32:
ERROR: Battle
32 already exists
Wha? Fine...
Battle #32.1:
NARRATOR notes
that's a very cheap way of avoiding conflict!
Ah, shaddap,
and get ready to narrate...
NARRATOR is
NARRATING!
Save it for
the battle...
NARRATOR But
we're in a b-- oh, never mind...
Setting: Game
/ Reality
Player:
Hm..
NARRATOR wants
to be the PLAYER!
But... you're
the NARRATOR!
NARRATOR:
So?
Uh... Okaay....
Player: Narrator
[1-2-2] Last battle: Win vs. Someone
I've never
actually written the Narrator as a player... But he's won 5 battles, anyway...
NARRATOR is
HAPPY!
Aw, let's
just start the battle...
NARRATOR notes
we already started it!
We didn't!
MATT is confused!
It hurt--
OKAY, NEVER
MIND THE BATTLE, GET BACK IN YOUR SHOEBOX!
NARRATOR whimpered
and ran away!
MATT won!
I...uh..
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---
...Eh?
NARRATOR notes
that was your battle!
...eh...So,
why am I still here?
NARRATOR notes
there was already a battle going on anyway!
There wasn't!
I cancelled that!
OAK: MATT,
you do not have the correct access priviledges to do that!
But it's my
site... I can do what I want O_o
BATTLE continues!
So... I'm
still stuck in the battle where I'm supposed to be confused...
NARRATOR notes
you always WERE stuck in that battle!
...?
MATT is confused!
It hurt itself
in it's confusion!
OI!
MATT tried
to say OW but failed!
Because of
confusion!
MATT is confused!
...oi...
It hurt itself
in it's confusion!
STOP IT X_X
- Want the battle to end...
MATT is confused!
It hurt the
NARRATOR in it's confusion!
...oi?
NARRATOR fainted!
MATT won!
...if he fainted,
who said tha--
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---
...uh...So, if
I won.... why am I still here...
...
...
...
...
...
...
..Hello?
Narrator?
Anyone?
...
...
The battles
over, twice, why am I still here now...
...
IS THERE ANYONE
HERE?!
...
Well, this
is fun... I musta found a bug in Flame Version to get here...
...
...
...why won't
this thing end?!
...
...
HELLO, WHOEVER
DECIDES THIS - I'VE ALREADY WON!
...
...
...
this is butched.
...
...
I can go back
and correct the decimal point?
...
...
fine... OH
GOD LOOK AT THAT! YIPE!
...hn, no-one
saw it..
No-one else
is here...
No narrator,
so theoretically, I didn't see it either...
...see what?
Gah, I'm confused...
...
...
...
That was supposed
to provoke a response from the silent-treatment narrator...
...
...
...
hn... Wonder
if I can use my bootleg red text here...
...
...
let's see...
BATTLE ended!
Okay, now that's
o-- Hm..? Where am I...? Ack... text colour... I'm in the text that's supposed
to entice you to comment now... Well...uh...getting out of here shall be
easy... Uh... Comment, please, I didn't know what was going on, and I wrote
the thing... so, uh, if someone would enlighten me, that would be fun...
Comment on this battle at the Feedback Board..
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I have no clue why I just said that...
Oh, yes, I know... I'm now in the little orange part next to the feedback
thread link... Well, go ahead and click it... the battle hasn't finished
yet, but comment while it's still going, that's always nice... Now, I click
the link, like this...)
(And, when I clicked the link, I ended up with:)
...Erk, that link
put me in the commentary box... Well...
I'm getting
nearer to ending this battle each time... I hope...
Anyway. I suppose I'd better do the normal thing, and link you to the new, still-going, Flame Battle... Battle #32 sees me being confused, and ending up here...
Battle #32: MATT
is CONFUSED! - for Mike's unofficial revenge, that didn't even involve him...
it involved me instead. Wah.
Now, I should
be able to escape this battle, and all it shall take is a click on the 'post'
button...
--- Mattchu Beswick [Flashfire], anthro raichu, writer/artist, not all there;
but eh, that's okay..
Webmaster
of Flame Version, and the Flashfire Network.
---
"Believe me,
there are some things you'll never know... and while some of them you think
you want to know, I can tell you that you really have no need of knowing them.."
---me
--- (continuation of battle #32 - this won't make a lot of sense until after you've read the battle..)
....uh....It didn't
work ;_;
I'm gonna
be stuck in this battle, wherever it goes... Waah...
...
...
...
...zz...
...
...
Eternity is
boring x.x
...
...
...
I wonder if
this is how Mike feels...
...
...
...
Hn... I know
how to get out of the battle, he he he... I just hit the power switch, and
that's it...
No... too
simple...
...
...
but maybe
that's the point...
...
...
NARRATOR appeared!
...yay?
NARRATOR has
been WATCHING YOU all this time!
....WHY DIDN'T
YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS BATTLE SOONER, THEN?!
NARRATOR was
bored!
...
NARRATOR:
Besides, at least you know how Mike is doing now...
...Yeh, we'll
keep him there :P - Because, I can get out at any time, like this...
MATT pushed
BATTLE END button!
See?
BATTLE ended!
Finally...
---
...?
...WAAAAAAAAAH!
EVIL evil evil...
...want out...
THIS ISN'T THE
TIME FOR A JOKE, NARRATOR...
...?
...er... I
think this could be the real bug, instead of a narrator joke...
...seeing
as the battle ended one too many times...
Hm... Aw,
forget it, I'm going to bed...
BATTLE died!
...z
NARRATOR:
Yes, the battle is really over now...
Really..
MATT is confused!
...
It hurt--
okay, okay, battle over..
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