CHRISTMAS DAY appeared!
zzzzz....
*ahem*
CHRISTMAS
DAY APPEARED!
zzzzzzzzz....
*-.-*
CHRISTMAS
DAY IS HERE SO GET UP DAMN YOU!
MATT hit HEAD
on CEILING!
OW! Hey :P
- You weren't up til 4am last night...
NARRATOR:
Yes I was.
...you were?
NARRATOR:
Yes, it's 4am now...!
THEN WHY DID
YOU WAKE ME UP?!
SANTA appeared!
....oh. Fine,
fine...uh, hold on...Isn't the possibility of that just a little--
MATT was CENSORED!
VARIOUS YOUNG
CHILDREN are READING THIS!
...why censor
that? It's not swearing or anything...
CERTAIN YOUNG
CHILDREN are too young to KNOW what you were about to REVEAL!
KIDS:
Hey, stop patronising us!
NARRATOR:
...what the hell does 'patronising' mean?
Forget it...
SANTA handed
MATT a BOX!
...just one?
SANTA:
Look, my budget ran out, kay? I managed to make enough for all the PB Network
to get one thing, so be happy with that...
SANTA ran
away!
...wah, fine...
MATT reappeared
inside HOUSE!
Joy... Now,
let's see what I got...
MATT used
OPEN!
WRAPPING PAPER
was TORN!
WRAPPING PAPER:
You never loved me, you dirty *******!
WRAPPING PAPER
died!
......uhhhh.......okay.....very
lame Narrator pun, but eh...
BOX evolved
into POKéMON MONOPOLY!
....how can
you make a game like monopoly have anything to do with Pokémon?
NINTENDO always
finds a WAY!
HUNDREDS of
SEEDY MERCHANDISE ITEMS appeared!
...OK, OK,
I GET THE POINT...
ITEMS disappeared!
...Hey, those
would have done for extra presents...
CELLOPHANE
WRAPPING wants to FIGHT!
..Does the
webmaster have some sort of need to make people fight against packaging?
NARRATOR notes
YOU'RE the WEBMASTER!
...uh...kay....Then,
do I have some sort of need to make people fight against packaging?
NARRATOR:
Why are you asking me?
Because I
don't know..
NARRATOR sweatdrops!
CELLOPHANE
WRAPPING used THOU SHALT NOT GET INTO THIS BOX!
It's super
effect--
Not so fast..
MATT used
HUGE KNIFE!
CELLOPHANE
WRAPPING died a horribly bloody death!
....I DIDN'T
KNOW CELLOPHANE COULD BLEED O_O
MATT examined
the CONTENTS of the BOX!
Hm... A Pikachu
figurine... and I'm still holding this knife... Thoughts?
NARRATOR doesn't
wanna know...
PIKACHU appeared!
Joy.
HOTEL fell
from the SKY and LANDED on PIKACHU!
It's super.....GACK
O_O
Convenient.
MEWTWO appeared!
Complacent
joy..
MEWTWO stole
MATT's KNIFE and went on a RAMPAGE against the remaining 4 FIGURINES!
...I think
Senkouhi will want to always play as him...
MATT examined
RULES!
So... instead
of buying properties, you buy pokémon....Ehh...That kinda removes
all usefulness of catching them...O_o;;
NARRATOR notes
RAICHU is an AVALIABLE one!
I saw... but
NO-ONE'S DROPPING HOTELS ON THE RAICHU, KAY?
HOTEL landed
on NARRATOR!
Joy. Hey,
you're not on the board...
FREE PARKING
SQUARE evolved into NARRATOR!
....Erm..?
NARRATOR used
PEN!
AMOUNT of
CASH on GO SQUARE was upped to ¥200,000!
Yen?
It's POKéMON,
remember?
Ohh...
MATT passed
GO!
BANK went
BANKRUPT!
Now isn't
THAT an irony...
PLAYER4 evolved
into BANK!
....So THAT'S
what happens when the bank runs out of cash...
NARRATOR didn't
even know we had a PLAYER4!
...We don't
o_O;;;
MEWTWO came
back with BLOODED KNIFE!
....How did
those figures bleed?
NARRATOR notes
they DIDN'T!
NARRATOR points
to ASH!
...Well, it's
a sight better then turning him into stone anyway...
ASH died!
I don't think a person could
still be alive with half of his b-- oh, never mind...
MEWTWO goes off to take
over UNIVERSE!
I wanted to make this a
christmas battle but we've already killed a load of...unreal characters o_o;;
- And set him loose, joy...
MEWTWO ran into SENKOUHI!
That's not good...
SENKOUHI.....uhhhh....I
don't think it's legal to say what he did...
.....o_o;;;
MEWTWO died? Too light a
phrase...
....Okay, another one dead,
what next... And how did a figurine bleed, or whatever happened to it, still?
NARRATOR has NO IDEA!
Maybe it's because logic
doesn't exist inside my house....
So, who's left on the monopoly
board...?
Just YOU!
...uh...that means I've won?
NARRATOR: There was only
ever you playing...
....joy o_o;
NEW VCR appeared!
WAHOO o_o;; - Now all I need
is anime o_O
ANIME appeared!
.....YAY O_O
MATT woke up!
AUGH! DAMNIT!! NOOOoooooo
ooooooooooo.............
MATT is still ASLEEP!
...but I just woke up o.o
NARRATOR: Er....oh yeah o.o
MATT found OTHER PRESENT!
Which is..?
MILLIONNAIRE HOME GAME!
.....utter joy x.x
MATT opened BOX!
CELLOPHA--
Not more... Okay, me, use
Prod...With knife, of course o_O
CELLOPHANE WRAPPING started
BLEEDING again!
...I think I'm going nuts
o_o
NARRATOR thinks you already
ARE nuts!
Just because I sliced a Pringles
tube around 3000 times with this knife doesn't make me nuts...
NARRATOR: ....it doesn't?
Sigh... Me, open the box...
MATT opened the BOX!
REGIS PHILBIN appeared!
YOU? HERE? AAAAAAAH!
MATT ran away!
NARRATOR: Heh, Merry Christmas
Matt... From all the characters you've written die at some point n_n
REGIS:
And now, NARRATOR, it's time for... Who Wants to Be a Millionnaire! For
your first question...
NARRATOR: Uhh...
NARRATOR decided to turn
and run away too!
REGIS won!
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