NARRATOR gazes
at the TITLE!
NARRATOR
shall TAKE THAT as an OPPORTUNITY to PUN things!
TAKE THAT!
The completely defunct band, that now owes the NARRATOR several million pounds
for this AD!
I'm talking
about exams, you shtupid...
What? ZOË
is evolving!
ZOË
evolved into CAMEL!
SLUGGY FREELANCE!
Funny stuff you would have to be as stupid as MATT not to read!
Go there today!
...I think
NARRATOR has evolved into SELLOUTNARRATOR...
What? NARRATOR
is evolving!
See?
NARRATOR
evolved into OMNIPOTENT DEITY!
....Crap.
MATTCHU was
SMITED with THUNDERBOLTS!
..well, if
I'm Mattchu, then..
Player: Mattchu [13-7-1] Last Battle: Loss vs Regis (GETITAWAY!!)
And then...
It's not
very effective!
Blee.
OMNIPOTENT
DEITY considers getting to the POINT!
If you did
that, the world would end...
OMNIPOTENT
DEITY got to the END!
WORLD ended!
OMNIPOTENT
DEITY used CREATE!
WORLD was
CREATED!
...and I'm
still here? I should be...
MATTCHU appeared
inside EXAMROOM!
...here?
Oh boy...
EXAMROOM
is FULL of PEOPLE!
And me, don't
forget about me................ Aw... Fine. So I--
EXAMROOM
emptied!
...I was
about to say, maybe you shouldn't have left me as the anthro raichu...
OMNIPOTENT
DEITY didn't THINK of THAT!
Not so omnipotent-sounding
now, eh?
OMNIPOTENT
DEITY will FIX it!
PROBLEM was
FIXed!
And our omnipotent
deity was renamed to Jim..
OMNIPOTENT
DEITY was renamed to JIM!
Whoo, I sense
I learned power of suggestion from someone...
EXAMROOM
started to FILL UP again!
Ah there
we go... Now we can actually-- uh...I caused the exam to start up again,
didn't I, THAT'S the only reason you fixed the problem...
JIM thinks
that's not ALL you should have noticed!
....Urrh...Let
me have a look...Errrrrrrr..
JIM notes
that...
YOU MADE
EVERYONE ANTHRO TO FIX THIS O_O - YOU IDIOT!
JIM couldn't
think of any other way to FIX it!
Waaaaai....hey,
hold on, this could be interesting, actually...
EXAMROOM
was SET on FIRE!
RANDOM LIGHTNING
BOLT zipped past just in front of MATTCHU!
....Or, alternately,
it could just be mindless destruction while the denizens of this reality are
still disillusioned from Jim making them anthro...
JIM won't
accept BLAME for this!
LARGE RANDOM
HOLE appeared under MATTCHU!
ANTHRO SANDSLASH
used DIG!
It's super
effective!
Eh? NOO!
DIGGERONEY
appeared!
AAAH! Even
worse!
DIGGERONEY
used PROLONG UNINTERESTING RAMBLE!
It's super
effective!
REST OF WORLD
fell asleep!
Including
DIGGERONEY!
....and excluding
me and Jim...
JIM would
prefer you to stop talking about it as if it wasn't there!
...But you're
the Narrator, you aren't really here as it is...
JIM: Oh yeah...
LARGE AMOUNTS
of SNORING filled the WORLD!
Oh no...
MATTCHU is
SLOWLY being DEAFENED!
As if listening
to so many high-volume MP3s wasn't going to cause this... Forget it, I'll
hide in the hole and wait it out...
MATTCHU sat
in HOLE and WAITED!
...
...
...
...
that's enough
wait...
MATTCHU has
hardly been waiting 30 SECONDS!
No, that's
wrong, seeing as each of those sets of three dots represents a certain time
period roughly equal to...
MATTCHU continues
on!
SIX DAYS
pass!
...and that's
why gold is really stale cheese.
JIM notes
you've been in this HOLE for SIX DAYS!
MATTCHU needs
FOOD, badly!
Okay....
Jim, I sentence you to be eaten. Me, use Eat.
MATTCHU used
EAT!
JIM was EATEN!
...Tastes
like an idiot. Nice n_n
JIM notes
he isn't an IDIOT, MATTCHU is!
...Didn't
I just eat you? Shut up and be digested.
JIM notes
he was never really HERE so you couldn't EAT him!
You're still
not here... You're very far gone, you know..?
JIM: Exactly......uhhh.....HEY,
WAIT A MINUTE...
Heh. Jim
got caught in his own words. Fun. n.n
JIM smited
MATTCHU with THUNDERBOLTS!
....Ow? :P
JIM smited
MATTCHU with THUNDER!
...Hmm...Just
wondering, why would thunder do more damage then a bolt...?
MATTCHU was
DEAFENED!
Okay, I get
it now. OUCH, MY EARS, THEY BLEED...!
JIM thinks
EVERYTHING bleeds in this VERSION!
That's because
of how I write o.o - Now quiet, I'm trying to feign writing agony. AAAAAAH!
JIM will
say NOTHING!
Fine... Me,
use...uh....Thunder Collision...
MATTCHU used
THUNDER COLLISION!
THUNDER collided
with ITSELF!
EXPLOSION
occurred!
And....Jim
died a horribly explodey death?
NO!
Drat.
MATTCHU fails
to realise JIM is not here!
Therefore,
MATTCHU can deal him no DAMAGE!
COLLISION
kept going!
...and crashed
into EXTRA!
EXTRA died
a horribly COLLIDED death!
...that's
just disturbing...
COLLISION
kept going!
...and collided
with itself!
...and kept
going!
Uhh....?
COLLISION
continually collided with itself!
...and kept
going!
...and crashed
into WALL!
...and crashed
into TREE!
...and crashed
into BANNER AD!
COLLISION
was BANNED!
...and kept
going!
...and crashed
into LAMPPOST!
...and crashed
into MATTCHU!
.......
ATTACK used
up all it's ATTACK POWER!
COLLISION
exploded!
...and kept
going!
...and crashed
into a DODGE!
WILL YOU
SHUT UP ALREADY?!
...and disappeared
without trace!
Thank you...
...and kept
going!
ENOUGH!
JIM was just
BORED, was all...!
Good for
you... But, you're still eaten...
JIM escaped!
........ugh...Bleh,
I dun feel so good now...
MATTCHU used
BRB!
MATTCHU went
AFK for a SMALL WHILE!
...
...
...
...
...this is
boring...
Back...
MANY TRUMPETS
sounded!
...don't
be TOO pleased to see me, it's not that big a deal...
MATTCHU is
reminded he still has an EXAM to do!
...joy -.-
MATTCHU finished
EXAM in TWO MINUTES!
Ahh, the
benefits of raichu speed. n_n
JIM thinks
that wasn't very PUNishing!
And you haven't
dealt enough punishment yourself?
JIM did nothing
he doesn't normally do!
You see my
point then.
JIM decides
THOU SHALT BE PUNISHED!
PUN appeared!
PUN was ISHed!
...That was
lame...
PUN became
LAME!
It always
was lame o_O
PUN is having
TROUBLE WALKING!
...Puns can
walk?
This one
can!
Or rather,
this one can't any more, because it's LAME!
...This pun
shall die. Me, use Thunder Ball!
INCREDIBLY
HUGE BALL rolled in from nowhere!
I'm going
to regret this aren't I...?
BALL evolved
into BEACH BALL!
...?
BEACH BALL
evolved into VOLTORB!
AAAH!
VOLTORB used
EXPLOSION!
Attack failed!
Whew.
VOLTORB disappeared!
Yay, he's
gone.
MASS AMOUNTS
of GUMPOWDER and LARE CASES MARKED TNT appeared!
VOLTORB reappeared
BALANCED on a LARGE BOMB!
Or, not..
VOLTORB used
EARTHSHAKER!
TREMENDOUS
EXPLOSION occurred!
...a seriously
suidical Voltorb. Fun.
EARTH shook!
And, yay,
I'm still alive. :P
JIM could
CHANGE THAT if MATTCHU so WISHED!
Err... Eheh
n.n() - No, I'm just FINE...
That's the
POINT!
Ehm... No,
I'll stay alive, if that's all right with you...
JIM goes
off to find a random EXTRA to kill!
Fun... Now,
what to do when this reality is full of sleeping anthropomorphics...
MATTCHU was
renamed to EXTRA!
....eh..?
Oh no.
JIM advanced
MENACINGLY with BUTCH's CLEAVER!
...I thought
you weren't even here...
JIM has changed
his MIND!
....errrrrrr....ME,
RUNAWAY!
MATTCHU ran
off!
JIM followed
MATTCHU into the distance!
Just go away,
you can't eat me, I already ate you, it's a paradox..
JIM notes
he escaped!
Don't remind
me *ick* Can't you just, you, know... GO AWAY?
JIM used
GO AWAY!
JIM went
away!
WAHOO! Power
of suggestion always fun...
JIM ran back
with a GROUP of EVIL-LOOKING THINGS!
...you three.
What are you doing here..?
JIM: You
know these?
Yes... That
one's the mewtwo insertion of self, that one's Senkouhi, the...uh...just
him o.O - the last one used to be a narrator... and they're all frozen o_O
- Just like this whole area of Flame Version...
JIM is confused!
It hurt itself
in it's confusion!
JIM fainted!
...just because
some of Flame Version is frozen up, doesn't mean you have to hit yourself
THAT HARD in the head with Butch's cl-- uh-oh... Ow...
JIM notes
this is the side of FLAME that was left in HIATUS after you started doing
REALITY BATTLES!
...well,
everyone is here... 'cept Flash...
FLASHFIRE
was moved into IRC for a while...
....oh boy
o.o - I wonder what THAT's done to him...
JIM notes
MATTCHU controls the CHARACTER, you should know!
CHARGON appeared!
CHARGON:
If you must know, I cooked him...
Uhhhhhh...
And, other
then that, he died around 4 times, too.. But he's still alive, fine, albeit
undead, charred black, scarred, and mentally insane...
Remind me
never to send any of my characters into IRC again...
CHARGON went
away!
...hey, didn't
you faint just a second ago...?
JIM is an
OMNIPOTENT DEITY THAT CANNOT BE FAINTED!
...an Immortus
ripoff o_O;
JIM: No,
I just said that because I was bored o.o - It's true, but I'm just JIM :P
....and we
needed to know this because...?
JIM: Uhh....
DON'T QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY JIM!
....riiiight
n_n()... Oookay...
MATTCHU fainted!
JIM: DO NOT
MOCK THE JIM!
HEY!....uhh...owww....X_x
JIM won!
JIM recieved
the OMNIPOTENT DEITY badge!
JIM: Yay!
(Hey.. We
only give those out in tournaments...)
JIM wanted
one, so :P
JIM: Now,
stay fainted..
MATTCHU fainted
again!
JIM recieved
¥9,999,999!
You greyed
out!
(GREY?)
JIM fancied
a changed from BLACK!
(Aw, FINE....ooh,
look at the pwetty gwey...evwything...x_x)
KOUSHIRO
appeared!
KOUSHIRO
picked up FAINTED MATTCHU and PLACED HIM into BACK of RANDOM VAN!
KOUSHIRO
got in and drove away!
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