CAMERA PANned
in on FROZEN MÉLISSA!
Waah... I've
been stuck in this block for... WEEKS O_O
JIM says
BE QUIET, you're supposed to have been in STASIS!
Yeah...well...
Matt never did get his loose ends perfectly planned, did he..
RANDOM BOLT
of LIGHTNING SMITED the BLOCK!
No effect!
Hah. :P~
Your own block stopped you from hitting me n_n
JIM notes
MATT is not the NARRATOR!
Therefore,
BLOCK is not JIM's!
Well, who's
that raichu behind the curtain then..?
MÉLISSA
points to TAIL hanging out of RED CURTAIN with 'DO NOT ENTER' taped onto
it!
TAIL was
PULLED in from behind CURTAIN!
NARRATOR:
Ignore that raichu behind the curtain, he's of no importance...
CURTAIN was
PULLED ASIDE!
MATTCHU:
I am of importance, actually...!
MATTCHU is
angry!
MATTCHU wants
to... go BACK in there!
MATTCHU:
Uh... then I will...
MATTCHU disappeared
behind the CURTAIN again!
JIM gained
a VOICE!
...That was
just plain weird...
JIM thinks
that's NOTHING coming from something like YOU!
...I do know
it's you controlling this idiot of an omnipotent deity, Mattchu... Words
will not describe what I'll do to you when we get out of this block...
MATTCHU:
I'm not controlling Jim, Mel.. This is a SHOWER...
VARIOUS WATERY
SOUNDS were HEARD from BEHIND the CURTAIN!
....oh....er...
JIM looks
at MÉLISSA evily!
....eheh...JIM
want a cookie?
JIM nods!
MÉLISSA
became OUT-OF-STASIS!
..um.. Best
way to get a cookie, go to the nearest shop and get some...
WAL-MART!
Buy anything you want, even when you don't want it!
...lousy
narrator ADs...
KOUSHIRO
appeared!
KOUSHIRO
was renamed to AD!
AD was renamed
to AYDEE!
...not you,
Koushball..
AYDEE was
renamed to KOUSHBALL!
KOUSHBALL
bounced away!
...Matt comes
up with some weird stuff sometimes...
JIM notes
MÉLISSA is no exception!
I can't help
being stupidly kawaii now, can I? ^_^;
...JIM thinks...
you have the STUPID part right...
JIM runs
away to BE ILL!
..B-ill...
Bill?
BILL appeared!
A replacement
narrator?
BILL:
.. where is this place..?
MATTCHU overheard
from SHOWER!
LARGE EXCLAMATION
MARK appeared over TOP of SHOWER!
...who the
h-
SHOWER exploded!
MATTCHU crawled
out of the wreckage, unharmed and clothed!
... I get
the feeling I'm missing something here...
BILL:
...What are you?!
A figment
of Matt's screwed imagination...
BILL:
..you know Matt? I was wondering where he was...
Sure, he's
right over t--
MATTCHU is
now NOT THERE!
...where's
he gone?
JIM doesn't
know, but he's NOT THERE right now!
It was a
rhetorical question, idiot!
JIM was surprised
you knew what that word meant!
...don't
push it...
BILL wandered
off in a RANDOM DIRECTION!
MATTCHU appeared
from OTHER RANDOM DIRECTION that BILL did not head OFF IN!
...that narrator
have a problem with saying left and right or something?
MATTCHU:
He's an omnipotent deity. All omnipotent deities
are stupid. That's why he's called JIM.
...all of
them..?
MATTCHU:
Y--
ALMIGHTY
WEBMASTER appeaed!
MATTCHU:
......ERRRR....FINE, NOT ALL OF THEM...
ALMIGHTY
WEBMASTER followed BILL!
MATTCHU:
...that won't help..
Why WERE
you hiding from him anyway...
MATTCHU:
Because, uh, 1) He's my dad.
You have
a dad?
RANDOM DEATH
RAY smited MÉLISSA into SPACE!
RANDOM TIME
REVERSAL brought her back, fully hurt!
MATTCHU:
..yes. Except 2) I'm still a raichu, if you
didn't notice.
...which
means...
MATTCHU:
He can't know! He's over 25, that means all
possible accepting of anything like THIS is out of the question...
JIM thinks
of a way to directly link that with US POLITICS!
MATTCHU:
...be quiet, and start acting like an idiot
again.
JIM collided
with TREE!
...so, we
need to get him out the version... I know, I'll go off and cute him to death...
MÉLISSA
ran off in the RANDOM DIRECTION that suddenly isn't so RANDOM any more!
...grah...
MATTCHU ran
off in RANDOM DIRECTION!
...which
happened to be the same random direction as everyone else headed in!
NOO!
SENKOUHI appeared!
...that's
it... no funny tricks... just me?
GROUND disappeared!
...damn.
No effect!
... something's
wrong here, I can tell...
BILL and
ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER collided with SENKOUHI!
...this narrator
has an obsession with making things collide...
EXPLOSION
occurred!
RANDOM ARENA
appeared!
... You're
not doing anything properly, you're trying to set me up for a battle...
MÉLISSA
appeared!
...now then...
SENKOUHI
produced THUNDER STONE!
...let's
see you get out of this!
MÉLISSA
halted immediately!
BILL:
...so this place is Matt's, then.. He left it hidden behind the PC, but this
time he forgot to close it up, and I tripped over it and.. here I am...
MATTCHU,
from a LONG DISTANCE AWAY: DAMNIT!!
MATTCHU hit
himself!
But, MATTCHU
wasn't confused!
NATTATOR
is confused as to why MATTCHU hurt itself without being confused!
It hurt itself
in it's confusion about non-confusion!
...NATTATOR?
The hell...
Woah... JIM
is really confused...
JIM went
off to have a lie down...
CONVERSATION
continued!
JASON:
That's nothing... I'm randomly in several different places at once... I've
been killed, thrown into a void twice, starred in countless cameos.. been
trapped in an almost-reality with Matt as a mewtwo in this version alone...
BILL:
...you get around a lot, don't you...
...*AHEM*...Excuse
me, but some of us are trying to battle here...
JASON:
No you aren't...
SENKOUHI
turned around!
MÉLISSA
is LONG GONE!
...damnit,
again...
MÉLISSA
collided with MATTCHU!
OW!
...which
of us said that..?
Hey, Matt
hasn't coloured this text in...
...who's
saying what...
I'm confused...
It hurt itself
in it's confusion!
OW, damnit!
Didn't work!
..er, that
was me that hurt myself, not you...
And thus,
JIM gave them COLOUR!
Yay.
Much better
^_^
MOMEMTUM
kept them going...
...and crashed
into JASON!
Ack... Sorry..
blame Narrator...
JASON:
Ow..
Hey, didn't
someone kill you in the last Red fanfic?
JASON:
They did - and that's why I'm here.
I don't
have any sort of clue what you mean, nor does Matt.. but fun.
BILL:
Who's that..?
Errg... Okay,
BATTLE START NOW!
BATTLE MUSIC
started!
MÉLISSA
wants to fight!
DIE, YOU
EVIL FLAREON...THING I CAN'T SAY DUE TO RSACi!
SENKOUHI
wants to fight!
Likewise,
I'm sure..
MÉLISSA
sent out MÉLISSA!
I just need
me for this, is all...
SENKOUHI
sent out SENKOUHI!
No, you is
all you have.. but it's not all I have.... ME, THUNDER STONE, on MÉLISSA!
ME has not
been sent out!
...trust
the NARRATOR to foil a great battle opening...
SENKOUHI
used THUNDER STONE!
Attack missed!
...not that
simple, I see...
MÉLISSA
used THUNDER!
JASON used
GETINTHEWAY!
JASON:
I did?
JASON GOTINTHEWAY!
JASON:
...this may not be pleasant.
JASON received
LOTS OF ELECTRICITY!
JASON:
...okay... so me, use LIGHNING BOLT!
JASON used
LIGHTNING BOLT!
BOLT on DOOR
was CLOSED at LIGTNING SPEED!
DOOR was
KNOCKED on from other side!
KNOCK KNOCK!
MATTCHU:
Who's there?
?????:
Tom.
MÉLISSA:
Tom who?
TOM:
No, this really is Tom. YOU LOCKED ME IN THE BATHROOM! LEMME OUT!
SENKOUHI:
...oh.
BILL:
Did the narrator say 'Mattchu' just up there...?
MATTCHU:
Damn, he's on to me.. WELL, KEEP FIGHTING!
Me, use thunder
stone again!
Me, avoid!
Me, use lightning
bolt again!
Me, run away!
Me,...uhhh...follow
the rai-thing...
ME, SHOUT
AS LOUD AS I CAN UNTIL SOMEONE LETS ME OUT!
...
...
MATTCHU:
Narrator?
...
...
MÉLISSA:
Hellooo....?
...
...
NARRATOR
can't handle that many ATTACKS!
NARRATOR
used OVERLOAD!
SENKOUHI:
SHIIIII--!
NARRATOR
exploded!
...
...
...
...
...
...!
WHAT? MÉLISSA
is evolving!
MÉLISSA
evolved into RAICHOUKOU!
YAY! I finally
succeeded in doing...uh... Why did I want to do that again..?
RAI:
You don't want to know...
SENKOUHI
stared at RAICHOUKOU!
RAICHOUKOU
is ANGRY!
RAICHOUKOU
wants to EAT SENKOUHI!
...waai?
SENKOUHI
ran off in OTHER DIRECTION!
...leaving...
TOM used
his HEAD to try and GET OUT!
TOM is now
lying unconscious on the FLOOR!
...clever
you...
BILL:
Leaving me and you, Matt...
...damnit.
Well, look if you're going to...
BILL:
.. it's a nicely constructed place...
BILL waved
to MATT and went off!
...matt...
MATT looked
to JASON!
JASON is
the ALMIGHTY ONE, you remember..
HEH... I
will hand it to you there...
JASON realises
he's going to be narrating here...!
.. could
this finally be Flame's first fair narrator..?
RANDOM THUNDERBOLT
smited MATTCHU!
....GRAAAAH,
THAT'S TOO MUCH TO HOPE...
MATTCHU ran
off into the DISTANCE!
JASON followed!
RANDOM LIGHTNING
BOLTS followed too!
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