in on FROZEN MÉLISSA!
Waah... I've been stuck in this block for... WEEKS O_O
JIM says BE QUIET, you're supposed to have been in STASIS!
Yeah...well... Matt never did get his loose ends perfectly planned, did he..
RANDOM BOLT of LIGHTNING SMITED the BLOCK!
Hah. :P~ Your own block stopped you from hitting me n_n
JIM notes MATT is not the NARRATOR!
Therefore, BLOCK is not JIM's!
Well, who's that raichu behind the curtain then..?
MÉLISSA points to TAIL hanging out of RED CURTAIN with 'DO NOT ENTER' taped onto it!
TAIL was PULLED in from behind CURTAIN!
NARRATOR: Ignore that raichu behind the curtain, he's of no importance...
CURTAIN was PULLED ASIDE!
MATTCHU: I am of importance, actually...!
MATTCHU is angry!
MATTCHU wants to... go BACK in there!
MATTCHU: Uh... then I will...
MATTCHU disappeared behind the CURTAIN again!
JIM gained a VOICE!
...That was just plain weird...
JIM thinks that's NOTHING coming from something like YOU!
...I do know it's you controlling this idiot of an omnipotent deity, Mattchu... Words will not describe what I'll do to you when we get out of this block...
MATTCHU: I'm not controlling Jim, Mel.. This is a SHOWER...
VARIOUS WATERY SOUNDS were HEARD from BEHIND the CURTAIN!
JIM looks at MÉLISSA evily!
....eheh...JIM want a cookie?
MÉLISSA became OUT-OF-STASIS!
..um.. Best way to get a cookie, go to the nearest shop and get some...
WAL-MART! Buy anything you want, even when you don't want it!
...lousy narrator ADs...
KOUSHIRO was renamed to AD!
AD was renamed to AYDEE!
...not you, Koushball..
AYDEE was renamed to KOUSHBALL!
KOUSHBALL bounced away!
...Matt comes up with some weird stuff sometimes...
JIM notes MÉLISSA is no exception!
I can't help being stupidly kawaii now, can I? ^_^;
...JIM thinks... you have the STUPID part right...
JIM runs away to BE ILL!
A replacement narrator?
BILL: .. where is this place..?
MATTCHU overheard from SHOWER!
LARGE EXCLAMATION MARK appeared over TOP of SHOWER!
...who the h-
MATTCHU crawled out of the wreckage, unharmed and clothed!
... I get the feeling I'm missing something here...
BILL: ...What are you?!
A figment of Matt's screwed imagination...
BILL: ..you know Matt? I was wondering where he was...
Sure, he's right over t--
MATTCHU is now NOT THERE!
...where's he gone?
JIM doesn't know, but he's NOT THERE right now!
It was a rhetorical question, idiot!
JIM was surprised you knew what that word meant!
...don't push it...
BILL wandered off in a RANDOM DIRECTION!
MATTCHU appeared from OTHER RANDOM DIRECTION that BILL did not head OFF IN!
...that narrator have a problem with saying left and right or something?
MATTCHU: He's an omnipotent deity. All omnipotent deities are stupid. That's why he's called JIM.
...all of them..?
ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER appeaed!
MATTCHU: ......ERRRR....FINE, NOT ALL OF THEM...
ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER followed BILL!
MATTCHU: ...that won't help..
Why WERE you hiding from him anyway...
MATTCHU: Because, uh, 1) He's my dad.
You have a dad?
RANDOM DEATH RAY smited MÉLISSA into SPACE!
RANDOM TIME REVERSAL brought her back, fully hurt!
MATTCHU: ..yes. Except 2) I'm still a raichu, if you didn't notice.
MATTCHU: He can't know! He's over 25, that means all possible accepting of anything like THIS is out of the question...
JIM thinks of a way to directly link that with US POLITICS!
MATTCHU: ...be quiet, and start acting like an idiot again.
JIM collided with TREE!
...so, we need to get him out the version... I know, I'll go off and cute him to death...
MÉLISSA ran off in the RANDOM DIRECTION that suddenly isn't so RANDOM any more!
MATTCHU ran off in RANDOM DIRECTION!
...which happened to be the same random direction as everyone else headed in!
...that's it... no funny tricks... just me?
... something's wrong here, I can tell...
BILL and ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER collided with SENKOUHI!
...this narrator has an obsession with making things collide...
RANDOM ARENA appeared!
... You're not doing anything properly, you're trying to set me up for a battle...
SENKOUHI produced THUNDER STONE!
...let's see you get out of this!
MÉLISSA halted immediately!
BILL: ...so this place is Matt's, then.. He left it hidden behind the PC, but this time he forgot to close it up, and I tripped over it and.. here I am...
MATTCHU, from a LONG DISTANCE AWAY: DAMNIT!!
MATTCHU hit himself!
But, MATTCHU wasn't confused!
NATTATOR is confused as to why MATTCHU hurt itself without being confused!
It hurt itself in it's confusion about non-confusion!
...NATTATOR? The hell...
Woah... JIM is really confused...
JIM went off to have a lie down...
JASON: That's nothing... I'm randomly in several different places at once... I've been killed, thrown into a void twice, starred in countless cameos.. been trapped in an almost-reality with Matt as a mewtwo in this version alone...
BILL: ...you get around a lot, don't you...
...*AHEM*...Excuse me, but some of us are trying to battle here...
JASON: No you aren't...
SENKOUHI turned around!
MÉLISSA is LONG GONE!
collided with MATTCHU!
...which of us said that..?
Hey, Matt hasn't coloured this text in...
...who's saying what...
It hurt itself in it's confusion!
OW, damnit! Didn't work!
..er, that was me that hurt myself, not you...
And thus, JIM gave them COLOUR!
Much better ^_^
MOMEMTUM kept them going...
...and crashed into JASON!
Ack... Sorry.. blame Narrator...
Hey, didn't someone kill you in the last Red fanfic?
JASON: They did - and that's why I'm here.
I don't have any sort of clue what you mean, nor does Matt.. but fun.
BILL: Who's that..?
Errg... Okay, BATTLE START NOW!
BATTLE MUSIC started!
wants to fight!
DIE, YOU EVIL FLAREON...THING I CAN'T SAY DUE TO RSACi!
SENKOUHI wants to fight!
Likewise, I'm sure..
MÉLISSA sent out MÉLISSA!
I just need me for this, is all...
SENKOUHI sent out SENKOUHI!
No, you is all you have.. but it's not all I have.... ME, THUNDER STONE, on MÉLISSA!
ME has not been sent out!
...trust the NARRATOR to foil a great battle opening...
SENKOUHI used THUNDER STONE!
...not that simple, I see...
MÉLISSA used THUNDER!
JASON used GETINTHEWAY!
JASON: I did?
JASON: ...this may not be pleasant.
JASON received LOTS OF ELECTRICITY!
JASON: ...okay... so me, use LIGHNING BOLT!
JASON used LIGHTNING BOLT!
BOLT on DOOR was CLOSED at LIGTNING SPEED!
DOOR was KNOCKED on from other side!
MATTCHU: Who's there?
MÉLISSA: Tom who?
TOM: No, this really is Tom. YOU LOCKED ME IN THE BATHROOM! LEMME OUT!
BILL: Did the narrator say 'Mattchu' just up there...?
MATTCHU: Damn, he's on to me.. WELL, KEEP FIGHTING!
Me, use thunder stone again!
Me, use lightning bolt again!
Me, run away!
Me,...uhhh...follow the rai-thing...
ME, SHOUT AS LOUD AS I CAN UNTIL SOMEONE LETS ME OUT!
NARRATOR can't handle that many ATTACKS!
NARRATOR used OVERLOAD!
WHAT? MÉLISSA is evolving!
MÉLISSA evolved into RAICHOUKOU!
YAY! I finally succeeded in doing...uh... Why did I want to do that again..?
RAI: You don't want to know...
SENKOUHI stared at RAICHOUKOU!
RAICHOUKOU is ANGRY!
RAICHOUKOU wants to EAT SENKOUHI!
SENKOUHI ran off in OTHER DIRECTION!
TOM used his HEAD to try and GET OUT!
TOM is now lying unconscious on the FLOOR!
BILL: Leaving me and you, Matt...
...damnit. Well, look if you're going to...
BILL: .. it's a nicely constructed place...
BILL waved to MATT and went off!
MATT looked to JASON!
JASON is the ALMIGHTY ONE, you remember..
HEH... I will hand it to you there...
JASON realises he's going to be narrating here...!
.. could this finally be Flame's first fair narrator..?
RANDOM THUNDERBOLT smited MATTCHU!
....GRAAAAH, THAT'S TOO MUCH TO HOPE...
MATTCHU ran off into the DISTANCE!
RANDOM LIGHTNING BOLTS followed too!
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