...Great title
pick... I think half of my readers stopped already. Joy.
JASON appeared!
Oh.. 'lo
Jason..
JASON has
been reading APS!
...you mean
people read that?
JASON has
read it!
...I'm not
convinced whether that answers the above question...
MATT appeared
inside HOUSE!
...okay...
TODAY is
THE DAY AFTER school finished for the WEEK!
..ooh, I
have to completely crush Dave at Firestorm today...
MATT switched
on P-
It's always
on.
er.. MATT
loaded up FIREST-
No, I'm still
connected to the net, and I'm playing him over the phone.
....MATT
used DISCONNECT?
Good Narrator.
INTERNET
was DISCONNECTED from ITSELF!
INTERNET
now solely exists on MATT's PC!
....urrh...
INTERNET
was renamed to DRIVE F!
F like the
two on that report card, eh...?
RANDOM THUNDERBOLT
hit MATT!
..ow..HEY,
THUNDER DOESN'T HUR--
RANDOM LIGHTNING
BOLT hit MATT!
YEEEOW!
JASON feels
CONTENT!
BATTLE continued!
...how can
it continue, it hasn't even STARTED yet...
...JASON
notes it has!
Er.. Me,
ring up Dave..
MATT used
PHONE!
MATT dialled
0-
I don't think
you need to put his number here...
JASON: Oh,
but I do!
MATT dialled-
No, I'm sure
he'll kill me if you do that...
JASON: What,
DAVE?
...good point...
but... I won't do that anyway.
DAVE's HOUSE
was DIALLED!
DAVE answered!
...hm.. No,
this bit took ages, fast forward it...
INCREDIBLY
SPEEDED-UP RANDOM GARBLE was EMITTED from PHONE!
PHONE was
HUNG up!
CONNECTION
appeared on PC!
yay.. Now,
let's pl--
DISCONNECTION
occurred!
RECONNECTION
began!
...grah...
...
...
15MIN LATE,
CONNECTION reappeared!
...this battle
is taking too long, can we finally get started!
[Connected
14400]
14.4...EHH...
[DAVE:
u be gdi]
..naah, I'll
be NOD first..
[DAVE:
suit yrself]
GAME started!
Now, just
build up some stealth stuff, and...
MILLIONS
of UNITS appeared from NOWHERE and started attacking MATT's BASE!
[DAVE:
call if u need assistance]
Er....WAAAAAAAAI,
HELP HERE NEED GET NOW--
BASE was
RAZED to the GROUND!
....wail.
MATT has
2 ENGINEERS left!
Dave, could
you be so kind as to--
CONSTRUCTION
YARD was BUILT!
MINE! HOOHAA!
ENGINEER
took over BUILDING!
...he even
repainted the outside to match my colour too.... Very fast worker... even
though this is a 14k connection...
MATT started
to BUILD base!
RANDOM ION
CANNON appeared and took out NEWLY FORMING BASE!
NOO!
MATT was
WASTED!
Use next
sucky Firestorm player?
...shaddap.
NEW GAME
appeared!
Yay, a chance
to win again--
BASE was
DECIMATED before it was even BUILT!
...I'm fated...
NEW GAME
appeared again!
MATT is on
an ISLAND!
Yay...
BASE appeared!
...now, let's
see how we do this...
ION CANNON
appeared!
ION CANNON
appeared!
ION CANNON
appeared!
HUNTER SEEKER
appeared!
HUNTER SEEKER
appeared!
HUNTER SEEKER
appeared!
BASE was
ANNIHILATED!
It's super
effective!
Critical
hit!
It's super--
SHADDAP!!
MATT is not
feeling so CONFIDENT of himself any more...
....grah.
Me, rebuild base...
OAK: MATT,
now is not the time to do that!
...I have
one man left, if he gets wasted, I lose...IT'S A NECESSARY TIME TO DO THIS!
OAK: MATT,
you haven't got anything with which to do that!
....sigh....DAVE,
another hand please...
DAVE set
up REMOTE OUTPOST!
[DAVE:
i have enough money to burn and eat right now
]
Joy... But
hey, wouldn't that burn your mouth?
MATT started
to REBUILD base!
HUNTER SEEKER
appeared!
CONSTRUCTION
YARD was reduced to ASHES!
....and aga--
BASE appeared!
ANNOYING
ARMY came in and started attacking MATT's last building!
Let's see...
Can I survive?
HUNTER SEEKER
appeared!
No, I can't.
LAST BUILDING
was DECIMATED!
You know,
this game is more fun un-narrated...
WHOLE MAP
was DECIMATED!
TERRAIN fell
into SEA!
...more realistic
too...
[DAVE:
wow ur luck sucks right now]
...you think
I don't KNOW that?
DAVE's BASE
is MIRACULOUSLY ALIVE!
[DAVE:
i know how about me v u]
....grah...
[DAVE:
no, that would be mean]
Understatement
of the year...
MATT notes
it's been 6 HOURS!
MATT disconnected
and reconnected to INTERNET!
MATT arrived
at IRC!
Back I am...
PEOPLE in
ROOM nearly started to send out a SEARCH PATROL!
...fun...
I did SAY I'd be gone for a while...
NORMAL LIFE
resumed!
...wait...
was this even really a battle?
Yes!
MATT lost!
Against?
BAD LUCK
won!
....great...
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