Uh... How can
I narrate AND be a player?
JASON doesn't
know!
....talking
third person about myself is freaky.
JASON shudders...
..weird.
Anyway, what's Matt got in store for me now...
MATT decides
to make YOU suffer by having you NARRATE yourself in a battle!
..er.. that
should be myself..?
..OURSELF?
...that's
not proper grammar, me..
JASON is
not very interesting to TALK to!
...neither
are you, then.
JASON used
INSULT!
It's super
effective!
JASON's MORALE
fell!
...eheh...
Oops...
JASON wonders
why he just NARRATED that!
...yeah,
why DID I narrate myself lose morale?
JASON doesn't
know!
NARRATOR
doesn't know either!
...but I
/am/ the Narrator..
NARRATOR
is NARRATOR!
JASON is
NARRATOR!
Jason is
Jason?
...NO!
..why not?
JASON is
NARRATOR!
NARRATOR
is NARRATOR!
Jason is..?
JASON is
NOT HERE!
NARRATOR
is HERE!
...narrator
is Jason...?
JASON is
NOT NARRATOR! NARRATOR is JASON!
......
We is confused!
It hurt ourself in it's confusion!
...when did
my grammar get this bad?
NARRATOR's
grammar is bad too!
...Narrator
is me!
NO, JASON
is NARRATOR! NARRATOR is not JASON!
....I think
I need some tylenol.
I got some
TYLENOL!
I used TYLENOL!
I: Yay, I
don't have a headache any more!
I went away!
...uhh...
where did that letter come from? And why am I now going away?
JASON used
CONFUSION!
It hurt I
in it's confusion!
Ow! This
isn't fair...
It's a one
sided battle! Go, JASON!
...didn't
you just say Jason was not--
QUIET, ME!
...Hey, I
can't tell me to be quiet! I'm the ALMIGHTY--er..wait...
NARRATOR
sent out JASON!
...but Narrator
is Jason..?
...
...
Anyway, Me,
use Narrate!
JASON used
NARRATE!
Only NARRATOR
may NARRATE!
But JASON
is NARRATOR!
Therefore,
JASON became NARRATOR!
NARRATOR
became... JASON?
....Eh?
NARRATOR
used NARRATE!
JASON is
NARRATOR!
Therefore,
NARRATOR became NARRATOR!
But NARRATOR
is JASON!
Meaning JASON
is not JASON?
JASON became
NARRATOR!
NARRATOR
became NARRATOR too!
TIME appeared!
Eh?
TIME decides
you've spent LONG ENOUGH arguing with yourself!
Damn.. I
nearly won, too...
TIME facefaulted!
I'll beat
me next time!
TIME used
FAST FORWARD!
JASON was
seen talking REALLY FAST to himself!
TIME used
PLAY!
JASON won!
...er...NARRATOR
won too?
JASON and
NA-- Jason is N-- aw, screw it...
TIME: WILL
YOU STOP ALREADY?!
TIME wants
to fight!
TIME: Uh-oh..
TIME sent
out TIME!
ME, use FREEZE!
TIME used
FREEZ-
Hah, that
was easy...
JASON is
FROZEN in TIME!
..hold on,
that means I'm frozen too...
Some time later
JASON thawed out
of TIME!
...I didn't
even know that could be done!
JASON are
ALMIGHTY!
...your self-arguing
has affected your head...
JASON are
gone!
....okaay...
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