...actually, no.. I have a more fitting way to say 'Player'...
Victim: Senkouhi [0-0-2] Last battle; Collision vs. a load of other people
...now, how does
being in a battle make me a victim...
SENKOUHI
is not a VICTIM because of being in this BATTLE!
..oh?
SENKOUHI
is a VICTIM of having GREEN TEXT!
...I just
noticed that... Why do I have green text? I had dark red...
NARRATOR
decided we didn't want anyone else with RED TEXT!
...It's not
red. It's crimson.
....
NARRATOR:
We are not amused.
Neither am
I. I want my dark red text back.
NARRATOR
will give you ANOTHER SHADE of RED then!
Thank y--
NARRATOR:
Happy now?
...I'll stick
with green..
NARRATOR
gave GREEN TEXT back to SENKOUHI!
...fine,
fine...
MATTCHU appeared!
Oh, hello
Matt.
MATTCHU:
Hm.. If there's a battle with you in it, then
you're up to something evil.. and there's probably a plot point no-one has
told me about yet. Do tell.
...I thought
you wrote this!
MATTCHU:
Perhaps I did... but I don't plan it in advance!
Somewhere
very far away, MATT is trying to think what reason SENKOUHI could be in a
BATTLE!
...so, I'm
here for absolutely no reason at all?
MATTCHU:
School's here for no reason at all. Live with
it.
No, I'm here
for a reason.... and THIS is the reason.
SENKOUHI
held up COFFEE MACHINE!
MATTCHU:
...you took a job as a coffee-maker?
Wrong.
MATTCHU:
....you have a strange taste in lucky charms?
Ok, now you're
not trying....
MATTCHU:
Oh, I know! You're really that weird person
that kills people by feeding them cold coffee until they go insane!
...That was
never proven.
MATTCHU:
I saw you do it before the narrator got here.
SENKOUHI
sweatdrops!
Ok.. Deal,
you shut up and let me say why I have this... or I do something you won't
like me very much for.
MATTCHU:
Like what?
Like the
pic of you and 'someone else' the night after the Christmas party.. The one
where you spiked the punch?
MATTCHU blinked!
In fact,
I'm going to link to it anyway. The link is..
MATTCHU:
OKAY, OKAY... So, why HAVE you got that, anyway?
SENKOUHI
points to LABEL!
LABEL: Property
of Storm Version!
...a talking
label... Interesting.
MATTCHU sweatdrops!
MATTCHU:
You know, you shouldn't have that...
I know...
But, it's a GOLDMINE for BQ!
MATTCHU:
Actually, it's more like a landmine.
LOUD TICKING
was heard!
MATTCHU:
Or a bomb.. whichever you prefer... The security
around this thing is very good...
RUNAWAY!
SENKOUHI
jumps out of the scene!
MATTCHU:
Hold on a second.. If Storm are splitting, why
would it matter to Storm about their coffee machine..?
NARRATOR
notes you STARTED this battle TWO MONTHS AGO!
NARRATOR
notes you NEVER GOT AROUND to FINISHING it and are doing so NOW!
MATTCHU:
...I bet no-one wanted to know that, did they.
Well, you know now. o.O
NARRATOR
followed SENKOUHI away!
Setting: A Short Distance Away
Player: Senkouhi
[0-0-2] Last battle; Collision vs. a load of other people
...was it really
worth doing that..?
Was it REALLY
worth you RUNNING like a SCARED CHILD?
..Ok, let's
just drop this...
NARRATOR
dropped THIS!
LETTERS T,H,I,S
landed on SENKOUHI!
...Ugh.
NARRATOR
notes you FORGOT about YOUR COFFEE MACHINE!
...you think
I don't know that?
NARRATOR
didn't mean STORM's!
NARRATOR
means the one that you keep at hom--
Never mind
about that. Is there any point to me being here?
...NOT really,
NO!
Can I go
and get the coffee machine back now, then?
...I suppose...!
Setting: Nearer to the Start then A Short Distance
Away
Player: Senkouhi
[0-0-2] Last battle; Collision vs. a load of other people
...why did we
stop?
NARRATOR
is taking the SCENIC approach!
...oh no...
Setting: Virtually at the Start...but Not Quite
Player: Senkouhi
[0-0-2] Last battle; Collision vs. a load of other people
...The coffee
machine's within arm's reach. Mattchu's not here..
SENKOUHI
is not where the COFFEE MACHINE is!
.....FINE,
DAMN YOU...
Setting: Where the Coffee Machine Is
See, I can set
the setting, too.
NARRATOR
can set the PLAYER, too...
Player: Mélissa [1-0-1] Last battle; Collision vs. a load of other people
But Mélissa's
not the player in this b--
...
...
NARRATOR
just laughs, EVILY...
...you have
no idea how much you're going to die now...
NARRATOR
scoffs, and throws a PLUSHIE into the DISTANCE!!
Hah.. if
you think that's going to work-- PLUSHIE! GIVE! O_O
MÉLISSA
runs into the DISTANCE!
NARRATOR
takes the COFFEE MACHINE, and follows!
Setting: The Distance
MÉLISSA
can be SEEN, HUGGLING the PLUSHIE!
...I need
to kill you now... but I can't remember why any more...
NARRATOR
points out MÉLISSA does have a SHORT TERM MEMORY less then that of
a goldfish..
...
...
...Hmm? You
said something just now, but I don't remember what you said...
RAICHOUKOU
appeared!
NARRATOR:
...oh dear.
MATTCHU:
NO!
BATTLE ground
to a HALT!
NARRATOR
wonders as to what MATTCHU is DOING!
You know,
you defy an awful lot of physics by bringing those two together. Considering
they're the same person and all.
Since WHEN
did FLAME VERSION go FULLY by the LAWS of PHYSICS!
Errr....
ok... You defy space/time then?
NARRATOR
sees no DIFFERENCE..!
....Fine,
I need something I can use as a battle for next week.
NARRATOR
knew that would be the case!
So.. We can
bend space/time next week.
FAN:
NEXT WEEK?!
FAN left
SPECTATION BOX in a HUFF!
....well,
there goes one half of Flame's current fanbase..
DISEMBOWELLED
CORPSE is the only OTHER thing in the SPECTATION BOX!
...ok, perhaps
I can't count him any more. Maybe this update will improve matters a bit..
UNKNOWN to MATTCHU...
..I'm right
here. o.o
...the BATTLE
restarted!
I hate you.
RAICHOUKOU:
...
RAICHOUKOU
just STARED at MÉLISSA!
....hewo?
o.o;;
RAICHOUKOU:
...Hold on, if you're... there... does that
mean you're not me any more...? Well, damn.. I'm so happy I could raze Tokyo
to the ground for the umpteenth time again...
CITIZENS
of TOKYO started to PANIC!
...while
under the influence of drink. Heehee... Don't wait up...
RAICHOUKOU
went elsewhere!
...she's
gonna get high on coffee? O_o;
NARRATOR
sighed!
NARRATOR
says NO, she's going to drink a lot of--
RAICHOUKOU:
Yes, coffee. Of course. What did you think it
was?
NARRATOR....isn't
going to say a word...
RAICHOUKOU:
Oh, and I know who I want to have with me for
that.. SENKOUHI? Where the hell did you get to...
RAICHOUKOU
went away!
...rarr?
n_n
MATTCHU:
Hey, I still have a plot point for next week now!
NARRATOR
doubts it...
Setting: Tokyo
Player: Raichoukou
[No record]
MATTCHU:
...no, we're not doing this one now as well...
MATTCHU threw
NARRATOR into SOUNDPROOF ROOM!
NARRATOR:
...
BATTLE
was a COMPLETE MESS BATTLE was a DRAW!
AZURE WEBMISTRESS
appeared!
AZURE assumes
she isn't getting a ROYALTY payment for the strikeout!
..of course
not. n_n
AZURE wants
to fi--
MATTCHU used
CTRL+Z!
AZURE's appearance
was UNDONE!
...Fighting
would give rise to a crossover. Not for me, thank you...
MATTCHU went
away!
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