...
...Is it
just the NARRATOR's IMAGINATION, or has the battle tag deserted us...?
Hell.. NARRATOR
doesn't even know what VERSION we're in!
We're still
in Flame Version, you complete--
GIANT SPINNYWHEEL
rolled by!
...uh.
NARRATOR
was JOKING!
...You can
joke? O.o;
Of COURSE!
Most of FLAME
VERSION's FIRST BATTLES were all JOKES!
...you're
twisting my words somehow, but I can't see how...
MATTCHU was
SMITED by the ALMIGHTY HAND OF GOD!
MARADONNA
went away!
...Oi. Complete
one joke before going onto the next, please...
FINE... NARRATOR
is SERIOUS about the FIRST FEW of FLAME'S BATTLES being JOKES... None of
them REALLY took place, they were just EXCHANGES of NARRATION!
And... How
many is 'the first few'...?
39?
...hn.
...
...*click*
STOP WITH
THE JOKES ALREADY!
EXTRA: The
Answer is 42.
....Flame
hasn't GOT 42 battles yet.
EXTRA: So?
........NARRATOR,
could you get him out of here please...?
EXTRA never
really APPEARED!
It was another
of the NARRATOR's JOKES!
Ha ha. I
am laughing so much my sides are splitting.
...MATTCHU
is not JOKING, either...
Didn't I
say stop it with the jokes?
But--
Shaddap.
...MATTCHU
is BLEEDING all over the CARPET...
Your jokes
don't affect me any more, Mr Narrator...
...how much
blood does a Raichu anthro HAVE, anyway...?
...uh...like
I said, your jokes are having no effect...
MATTCHU must
be in GREAT PAIN!
...
...
...you're
not joking, are you..?
Nope.
....AAAAAH!
DAMNIT! ME, USE...er...
BATTLE paused
for a SECOND!
Now then,
kids. This anthro Raichu is a good example of why we must always obey the
Narrator.
GROUP of
THIRD-GRADERS NOD!
...heeey...
So, repeat
after me. 'Always obey the Narrator'
KIDS: All-ways
obey da Nahrra-tor!
Very good.
Now, to teach you the lesser-known arts of what to avoid. #1,266,415. PMS.
To Cinnabar!
VIEWING WINDOW
was VACATED!
...what in
Jason was that?
An INTERLUDE!
....uhhhh....Ok...
BATTLE restarted!
MATTCHU is STILL
in GREAT PAIN!
Ok. Ow.
...Oh, COME
ON... At least ACT the part..!
No.
MATTCHU
is in GREAT PAIN!
Ow. It doesn't
hurt enough.
RAICHOUKOU
appeared, seeking LUNCH!
RAICHOUKOU
noticed MATTCHU, half way to being DISEMBOWELLED!
...err...
Aren't I glad this is still a joke?
RAICHOUKOU
started to EAT away at MATTCHU's INSIDE!
...hey, those
are MY i-- ergh... no, they aren't sausages and liver, they're vital-- HEY,
if you're going to eat anything, take the large intestine, it's got waste
in it, but it's still good!
SCENE went back
to the NOWHERE PLACE!
...?
All the above
was a joke. n.n
...damn,
I hate you.
MATTCHU lost!
I...did?
NARRATOR
and MATTCHU have been in a BATTLE of WIT for the past two dozen LINES!
Well, no-one
told me!
YOU didn't
need to KNOW!
I--
SHADDAP!
BATTLE ended!
...I will
get you for that...
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