wheeeee i player
yayayayay
BATTLE opened
out on a LARGE GREEN MEADOW AREA!
omg graaaaassss!
^_^
RDG started
ROLLING about on the GRASS!
wheewheewheewheewheewheewhee
MATTCHU:
..since when did Flame have grass?
since now
^^ heeheeyayayay
MATTCHU:
I thought being a Dragon God that your element
would be fire.. Flashfire appreciates the benefit of burning everything in
sight..
no :( fire
iz good but burning kawaii grass iz bad :(
MATTCHU:
Well... uh...
RDG's ROLLING
has caused the GRASS to BURN via FRICTION!
nooooo :(
D:
MATTCHU:
Well, isn't THAT ironic?
INCREDIBLY
LOUD RIMSHOT sounds from the HORIZON!
owww :(
:(
MATTCHU:
..anyway....
Elsewhere:
MATT woke
up!
..whoo...
double vision.. Everything's spinning arrrouuund......
MATT searches
for GLASSES!
Error: You
do not have that ITEM in your POSSESSION!
I know.
That's why I'm reaching to get it.
...er..
Well.. ITEM is NOT THERE!
Yes it is,
I'm looking at it.
LOOK! FOR
THE PURPOSES OF THIS BATTLE, IT IS NOT THERE!
You can't
explain it, can you..?
...er..
MATT can't see his GLASSES without his GLASSES to see with!
.....sometimes,
I think making my characters wittier then me was a BIG no-no...
Back in Wherever:
ALERT: MATT
CAN'T FIND HIS GLASSES
ALERT: FLAME
UNIVERSE IS IN SEVERE TROUBLE!
MATTCHU:
What, again?
ALERT:..YEAH,
OKAY, SO THE FLAME UNIVERSE IS TRIVIAL!
ALERT: STILL,
we've never had a problem on this scale before and--
MATTCHU:
Just be quiet and whatever it is you do.
ALERT went
back to being A LERT!
MATTCHU:
...and what in Moltres is a Lert?
LERT: You
don't want to know.
MATTCHU:
....yes I do.
UNIVERSE
ALTERED to MATT's PERSPECTION!
....yay?
RDG is now
just a RANDOM RED BLOB of COLOUR!
color! wheewhee
yaaahaaaa :) :) :)
ENTIRE AREA
is just a BLUR of COLOR and DOUBLE-DRAWN LINES!
MATTCHU:
..this feels exactly like a bad trip.
You'd know,
I suppose..
MATTCHU:
HEY! They never caught me with any of that stuff!
No, that's
because you'd already taken it..
MATTCHU:
..yah.. but.. but.. all was well in it! Everything
was working fine and there was no war and stuff...
NARRATOR
yawns!
MATTCHU:
..and Robby was complacent and not annoying in
it! and..
#POKEBATTLES:
...do you have any of that stuff left?
blah :(
u r suc, i go over heer now
RDG went
over HEER! er.. HERE!
RED DAB
of COLOR merged with BACKGROUND!
gahgah :(
MATT's PERCEPTION
returned!
RDG reappeared,
partly buried face down in the BACKGROUND!
waah :(
DIGLETT:
Dig?
..good idea
RDG used
DIG!
RDG dug
a HOLE!
RDG sat
in the HOLE!
i is in
a hole, wheeee
FIRE broke
OUT!
ENTIRE GRASS
AREA became on FIRE!
nooo :(
whyyyy?
...Because
NARRATOR said so!
u die now,
hee :)
RDG wants
to fight!
NARRATOR
sent out RDG!
uh?
LOTS of
SEEMINGLY RANDOM STUFF happened!
MATTCHU:
Narrator playing mind games.
NARRATOR's
MIND is BUSY in a SELF-INDULGENT GAME of LUDO!
MATTCHU:
..well, that works..
MATT:
Narrator is still in bad trip mode.
...omg
EVERYTHING
STARTED to SWIRL! WOOHEE, PRETTY COLOURS!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
MATTCHU:
..you know, I'm starting to feel a little nautious..
EVERYTHING
disappeared!
...noo
SOUNDS of
NARRATOR in LAVATORY are HEARD!
MATTCHU:
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A TOILET BREAK!
HERO: NOW
IS THE TIME TO ATTACK!
MATTCHU:
YES, LISTEN TO THE WEIRD GUY!
Colours....
RANDOM DABS
of COLOUR appeared!
ooo
RDG poked
a DAB!
DAB exploded,
coating RDG in BLUE STUFF!
..blaah..
FLAME VERSION
now looks KALEIDOSCOPIC!
MATT:
...erm... Wait a minute. I seem to remember a certain
live battle
... preliminary number two..
WHITE FANG appeared!
WHITE FANG
is confused!
..who r u?
WHITE FANG
doesn't know who it is anymore!
WHITE FANG
tried to escape!
Can't escape!
MATT: This is bad..
<FLASHFIRE:
Choukou, squash the kaleidoscope?>
kaleyedioscop?
MATTCHU:
..oh no.
<PEGASUS: return!>
<PB:
CHOUKOU used SQUASH!>
<PB:
PEGASUS withdrew WHITE FANG!>
WHITE FANG
disappeared!
MATT:
...this isn't good.
ENTIRE UNIVERSE
is IMPLODING!
noooooooo
NARRATOR
spins around in CIRCLES!
<PB: KALEIDOSCOPE
WORLD was SQUASHED!>
omg
MATTCHU:
o.o
NARRATOR:
o/~ I'M A PINK TOOTHBRUSH, YOU'RE A BLUE TOOTHBRUSH... o/~
...
MATTCHU:
...
MATT:
...
<PB:
MANY SCREAMS are HEARD!>
<PB: An entire CIVILIZATION has been DESTROYED!>
...perhaps that
was the wrong song to sing...
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