...hold up. Why
would we have an Articuno in Flame Version?
You're
a little behind on the times.
..I'll say.. Aren't you supposed to be melting right about now?
..sigh..
CUE FLASHBACK!
SCREEN starts to SPIN!
...woaaaahahhh....
STOP BAKA YOU'RE MAKING ME DIZZY!
FLASHBACK appeared!
~
Setting: The End of Battle #44
Everyone
except three were on vacation. The last two, along with the whole of
the Flame civilisation, was crushed.. by Flashfire himself, quite ironically.
This flashback involves ironing..? But I don't HAVE clothes...
..Okay.
So, everything.. was gone. That simple enough?
Yes..
Well,
as luck would have it...
VERSION PORTAL
appeared!
JESSIE
and LJSIMON jumped out!
PORTAL
disappeared!
JESSIE:
HAHAH! FLAME, PREPARE TO BE TAKEN OVER!
LJSIMON: Um.. Jess?
JESSIE: We're seasoned TR members, so there'll
be no beating us in a hurry. Now come! Send out what ya got!
LJSIMON: Jessie...
JESSIE: What?
LJSIMON: There's nothing here.
JESSIE: ...We're here.
LJSIMON: ...
JESSIE: ...
..They didn't
say that.
They did now. Hee hee hee...
..........
So.. what
are we standing on?
..Nothing?
...so what's underneath us?
Um.. Just an infinite inferno.
..that's bad, isn't it?
Nope.
No?
It's worse.
JESSIE and LJSIMON started to FALL to their DEATH!
There's a narrator! We're saved!
...
...Saying that was weird. If I ever do that again, hit me.
Gladly.
If there's a narrator, shouldn't there at least be... something
other then fire?
SCENERY
in FLAME is created AS and WHEN it is NEEDED!
WELL, I THINK NOW WOLD BE A BLOODY GOOD TIME FOR SOME, DON'T
YOU?!
SMALL AMOUNT of GRASSLAND appeared!
..far
far above JESSIE and LJSIMON!
...Oh, that's helpful, that is. Can we get to the scenery, rather
then keep falling?
...NO?
SOMEHOW,
JESSIE and LJSIMON fell onto the scenery!
..I feel like some physicist is turning in his grave right now..
JESSIE plants a DARK VERSION flag on the LAND!
Mine. :)
...'colon close-bracket'? What?
Must be this version...
FLAG disappears in a BLAZE of FIRE!
...Hey! There's no-one here to do that..!
If you CONQUER this VERSION, NARRATOR will be OUT of a JOB!
So NARRATOR
can't let you DO that!
...I'll give you a quarter.
Done.
FLAG
reappeared!
So Flame
belongs to Dark now?
Not quite. If it was, we wouldn't be watching this flashback,
would we? You're the Narrator, you should know these things...
...'know'? What is 'to know'?
...SIGH...
NOISE: Bleep.
Bleep.
JESSIE:
...what was that?
NOISE: It was a noise, you dummy. Bleep.
LJSIMON:
..I don't like this version already, and I've
only been here a while...
---
CODE
DISPLAY: Line 41887 - /etc/flameversion
if ( %OWNER
!= Flashfire )
END
---
JESSIE:
...end?
LJSIMON: That's so very cheap. Too cheap
for a battle with you as Narrator, mister. Sort it out.
As much as NARRATOR would LIKE TO, he CAN'T!
JESSIE:
WHY NOT?!
Because.. this whole occurrence is due to a plothole, and changing
it is a bad idea. Bye now.
NARRATOR
went away!
JESSIE:
But!
END
LJSIMON:
..that's it?
NOISE: Be quiet, and stay ended.
~
FLASHBACK
finished!
So..
why am I still here again?
Plothole. The author needs someone to show this to.
And... why are you here?
Because I'm an Articuno. I appear to doomed people.
..........
I'm sure you'll work it out. Bye now.
ARTICUNO went away!
...So,
what the hell do I do now? Hm..
NARRATOR
creates a CHAIR!
NARRATOR
goes CORPOREAL!
NARRATOR
sits on CHAIR!
At least
I'm not trapped as a damn catrat now.. Hmph..
But
this is mine now... I should probably start it up again.
NARRATOR
creates LIFE!
LIFE
explodes due to lack of ANYWHERE to EXIST!
...ok.
Uh...
NARRATOR
creates a 'NEW VERSION EXISTENCE STARTER PACK'!
NEW
VERSION appears!
Would
you like to give a nickname to NEW VERSION?
...well...
FLAME VERSION, duh.
FLAME
VERSION was caught!
Now
for a character.
NARRATOR
isn't very ORIGINAL, so...
FLASHFLOOD
appeared!
You know, I should ask you why you created a VAPOREON to be the
first character in a version called Flame Version...
NARRATOR drops HEAVY WEIGHT on FLASHFLOOD!
NARRATOR:
THOU SHALT NOT QUESTION ME!
...okay, settle, settle... So what do we do now?
We hold a BATTLE!
Ba--
Setting: Flame Version Rebirth
Player:
Flashflood[no record]
..wonderful. Who do I fight, the air?
NO! FLASHFLOOD will fight... eeeerrr... Actually, YOU have
a POINT!
Jeez, this narrator's out of practice...
Er.. FLASHFLOOD randomly appeared inside an ARCADE!
..well...
FLASHFLOOD walks up to GAME MACHINE!
GAME MACHINE: Pokémon Battle 2002! We guarantee you'll
never look at any other game again after playing this!
Wow, that must be a good game.
GAME MACHINE: Actually, its opening sequence causes blindness.
..that's new. Anyway, I don't think I'll--
FLASHFLOOD has gone BLIND!
Dammit.
FLASHFLOOD cannot see the LARGE KNIFE heading for his VERY
BEING!
..uh. You can't do this to the only Flame Version
character left in existence?
NARRATOR reminds FLASHFLOOD of line 41887!
..Um, wha--
END
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