Battle #10: Something to Pass the Time  May 20, 2000
Setting: Chat 50% / RP 50%
Player: Ditto [3-2-1] Win vs. Giant Blade of Grass (Battle #7)
Written by Ditto36 (Webmaster of Lavender Version )
Author of Strawberry Milk Mimic Mania (Battle #2), TCG and the Cashier (Battle #3), Cruise and a Bruise (Battle #4), A Map, Some Trees, and Attacking Trees (Battle #5), The First of Ditto's Problems (Battle #6), Clearing Up Some of the Past (Battle #7)
 

Hmm...nothing to do...as usual...
DITTO is BORED!
*Sigh* If there were some people or Pokémon here, I could do something...
FLASHFIRE appears!
CHARITY appears!
TOM appears!
SHINRA EMPLOYEE appears!
MILKTANK appears!
CASHIER appears!
DOOMPUFF appears!
CUTEPUFF cutely appears!
FREEZEON appears!
GIANT BLADE OF GRASS appears!
Uhhh...that's a lot of People/PKMN...and how did they all get here?
NARRATOR says that is a SECRET!
Ok...since there's ten here, lets play... "Who Wants to be a Pokémillionaire?"!
I do!
Uhh...that's just the name, Flash...
Oh... ^_^;
Anyways, get into the game show studio that magically appeared...
9 CONTESTANTS go into the G.S.S.!
Uhh...what about the other one...
CUTEPUFF cutely goes into the GAME SHOW STUDIO!
O_o; Uhh...we need an audience...
200 EEVEES go into the AUDIENCE SEATS!
That'll do...
Now, will the nine contestants and the cute Cutepuff go into the 10 seats below the audience?
ALL CONTESTANTS go into the SEATS!
*Acts like host person* Hello everyone and welcome to "Who Wants to be a Pokémillionaire?"!
AUDIENCE applauds!
Now...to meet our contestants...
Flashfire from Flame Version!
Charity from Flame Version!
Tom from Flame Version!
Shinra Employee from Eevee Island!
Milktank from a Mainland Field!
Cashier from Toys 'R Us!
The Great Doompuff from the Aqua Version!
DITTO has delayed DEATH from the DOOMPUFF!
Err...The Cute Cutepuff from Toys "R Us and various other places!
CUTEPUFF cutely hugs DITTO!
^_^; Anyways, Freezeon from Flame Version!
And The Giant Blade of Grass from the dock of the Mainland!
AUDIENCE applauds and cheers!
Now for the fastest finger question...
Put these four Pokémon in numerical order, starting with #001.
A: Ditto
B: Flareon
C: Jigglypuff
D: Persian
TEN SECONDS pass!
Time's up! The answers are, in order: C,D,A,B.
And the winner is...Flashfire, with a time of 0 seconds!?
AUDIENCE cheers!
Heh...it's good to be able to stop time...
Uhh... did you say something?
No! ^_^;
Ok...then come up to the seat opposite of me...
FLASHFIRE is renamed to FLASH!
FLASH goes into SEAT!
Now...the rules are simple...you answer A,B,C,or D.
You also have three Pokélifelines: 50/50, Poll the Audience, and Phone a Pokéfriend.
I understand...I think...
Good, now let's play!
LIGHTS make ODD MOVEMENT!
MUSIC plays!
Now for the $100 question...
What is NOT a Pokémon?
A:Jigglypuff
B:Ditto
C:Flareon
D:Ball of Yarn
Uhh...I'll go with D.
Final answer?
Don't even start...
Ok...correct!
^_^
For $200...What best describes a Ditto's type?
A:Normal
B:Abnormal
C:Sane
D:Insane
D!
O_o
Errr...A.
Correct...
For $300...Which is fake?
A:Milktank
B:Mew
C:A Truck by the S.S.Anne
D:Bill's Garden
D.
Correct!
For $500, what color is the narrator's writing?
A:Red
B:Blue
C:Aqua
D:Lavender
A, of course; I've been around it too long...
Correct!
NARRATOR is in a GOOD MOOD!
So am I! And since you're talking again, you can be a contestant! Go into Flash's old seat...
NARRATOR doesn't have BODY!
Oh yeah...then...watch until he's done.
NARRATOR accepts DEAL!
Now, for $1000...Which is true?
A:Doompuff is in the game
B:Doompuff is invincible
C:Narrator can destroy Doompuff
D:Doompuff is not great
B.
Correct!
NEW MUSIC plays!
For 2000...Why is Zapdos NOT in the ZAP! deck in the TCG?
A: Mewtwo is in it
B:The deck is not electric type
C:There was no Zapdos card when they made the deck
D:None of the above
Hmm...a hard one...I'll poll the audience.
Ok...audience, Flash needs your help! Use your keypad and press whatever letter you think has the answer.
AUDIENCE finishes!
A: 71%!
B: 1%!
C: 20%!
D: 8%!
I'll go with the audience...
You and 71% of the audience is...correct!
AUDIENCE cheers!
For $4000...Where does the rare Flareon card first appear in the TCG?
A:Base Set
B:Jungle
C:Fossil
D:Rocket
Uhh...I'll use the 50/50...
Okay...Narrator! Take away two wrong answers, leaving one wrong answer and the correct one.
A and C dissappear!
Hmm...both Rocket and Jungle have Flareons in them...
I'll guess B.
Correct!
^_^
For $8000...What is odd about this battle?
A:Length
B:Characters
C:Game Show
D:All of the above
D. Final answer...
Correct...as usual...
For $16,000...Tell the next dollar value.
A:$32,000
B:$1,000,000
C:$16,001
D:None of the above
A...I noticed it doubles a lot...
Correct!
For that amount...What Pokémon comes after Ditto?
A:Jolteon
B:Eevee
C:Snorlax
D:Lapras
Hmmm...another tough one...I'd like to phone a friend.
Who would you like to call?
Kit.
And who's that?
A friend from chat...
Ok...our friends at PT&T will get Kit on the line...
PHONE is ANSWERED!
Kit: Hello?
Hello! It's Ditto from "Who Wants to be a Pokémillionaire?"!
Kit: And your point?
Flash needs help on a question for $32,000...and he wants you to help.
Kit: Okay...
Flash, repeat the question to Kit...and you have 30 seconds starting...now!
FLASH repeats QUESTION and POSSIBLE ANSWERS!
KIT says B!
FLASH says B!
FLASH is CORRECT!
Uhh...that's my job...
Anyways, for $64,000...Which of the following is NOT a Pokébattle color?
A:Red
B:Flame
C:Celestial
D:Aqua
C.
Correct!
For $125,000...Which is NOT a rival to Pokémon?
A:Digimon
B:Monster Ranchers
C:Dragons and Monsters
D:None of the above
Uhh...another hard one...I'll quit and take the $64,000...
Ok...have a guess?
D...
Nope; it was C!
AUDIENCE claps and cheers!
FLASH leaves the STUDIO!
Well, we're out of time for today; the battle's getting too long...
POKEBATTLE needs a BATTLE!
Oh yeah...uhh...Milktank! Wanna fight?
MILKTANK wants to FIGHT!
Then in that case, go, computer!
DITTO sends out COMPUTER!
Computer, use mouse!
COMPUTER uses MOUSE!
MEW appears!
ARCANINE appears!
ARCANINE chases MEW chases MOUSE!
Uhh...
MILKTANK runs away from ARCANINE!
DITTO wins!
Yay! Tune in next battle for the continuation of "Who Wants to be a Pokémillionaire?"!
BATTLE is finally OVER!
FLASHFIRE/MATT is RELIEVED!
 
 
 
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