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Color Key: Narration / Charactor Fan Battle Battle #21-Mélissa...What? You need more of a title? (Written by Flashfire/Mattchu) September 1st, 2000 Player: Mattchu [0-0-0] No Record MÉLISSA and MATTCHU appeared! ^_^ Hm...Since when did your name have an É in it? Since MÉLISSA said so! ^_^ And why are you the Narrator? Remember what happened to the LAST one? ^_^; Very well...Hey, does your text ALWAYS have to be pink? I LIKE PINK, IF YOU DON'T MIND! O.O Er...I do mind, but if I said so you'd slice me up... Oh, okay then ^^ And you always have a face in the Narration... I LIKE FACES TOO, IF YOU DON'T MIND! O.O Uhh...Touchy... Thank ya ^_^ Not a complime- oh, never mind... MÉLISSA is KAWAII! ^_^ We know...So, are we going to get a battle in, or.. MÉLISSA is KAWAII!! ACKNOWLEDGE PROPERLY! O.O Er...Yes, Mélissa is kawaii o.o; THANK YA! ^_^ So, are we going to have some sort of battle here, or..? Nah...MÉLISSA just feels like continually saying she is KAWAII! ^_^;; *And I'm forced to listen...* - Er...If there isn't going to be a battle, then we don't need Narration... WHO SEZ? O.O Uh...The Almighty One o.o IS this ALMIGHTY ONE KAWAII!? ... MÉLISSA takes that as a NO...So how can something NOT KAWAII win against the EMBODIMENT OF KAWAIINESS?! ^_^;; ...He's the ALMIGHTY ONE. You wouldn't beat him o.o; Oh YA? Just WATCH me! ^^ Well...He's not here, he's currently going around on a road trip... So WHO is BATTLING now then? ^^; Er...You're the Narrator, make someone up! o.o WILD PLUSHIE.. Oh no.. Shaddap and let me finish...Wild PLUSHIE appeared! ^_^ AWW, PLUSHIEEE... Oh boy... WHAT'S WRONG WITH PLUSHIES, MATTCHU-SAMA? O.O; Err...heehee...Nothing, nothing... Okie...Kiss the plushie and make up, then ^^; Aw...Do I have to? YES! O.O Er...Can I opt out? PLUSHIE feels UNLOVED? AWW... NARRATOR huggles PLUSHIE! PLUSHIE is HAPPY again! ^_^ Wheeee... Er...Does that mean it doesn't want to fight me? PLUSHIE is angry at MATTCHU! PLUSHIE wants to fight! ^_^ That's Mattchu-Sama, ya cuddly thing...And I can tell I've lost, cuz Mélissa isn't gonna have a plushie lose... PLUSHIE fainted! ^_^ Uh...Eh?! MÉLISSA went AWWW! MÉLISSA ran up to FAINTED PLUSHIE! MÉLISSA huggled and nursed it back to LIFE! ^_^ Aw, no...Can we please get another narrator, I can't take much more of this *ick* Blacking out *eckkk....* MÉLISSA TELLS MATTCHU TO STOP MESSING ABOUT! O.O *sigh* Fine... PLUSHIE still wants to fight!^_^ What a surprise...Go me... MATTCHU sent out ME! ^_^ Uh... ME used HUGGLE! PLUSHIE was HUGGLED! AAA...Do we HAVE to run through the plushie-huggle routine? Can't ya just do it yourself? It's more FUN to subject you to it! ^_^ heehee Must think of a way out... PLUSHIE used HUGGLE! MÉLISSA was HUGGLED! ^_^ Awwww....^_^;; Quickly, before I lose my sanity....Ah, yes, I know...Er, Mélissa? MÉLISSA: Yes? I was looking at your *ahem* extensive collection of heads, I noticed one particular one you haven't got... MÉLISSA: Which one? PLUSHIE continued to HUGGLE! A plushie one. PLUSHIE stopped abruptly! MÉLISSA: o.o...You're right...Oo, look, a plushie right here...Don't go ANYWHERE, I gotta get my sword... PLUSHIE started to run AWAY! MÉLISSA rememebred SHE was NARRATOR! SWORD appeared! PLUSHIE stopped and floated into the AIR, PARALYZED! ^_^ - Fun fun fun... Heh heh heh... MÉLISSA huggled the PLUSHIE again, for the last time! PLUSHIE: WAAAAAAAAAA... MÉLISSA: Dun worry...I can still huggle your headless corpse! ^_^ - I'll never realise! Heeheehee Er...Won't the plushie mind though? MÉLISSA: It's not Mr Plushie, so it's not incredibly important... MÉLISSA huggled MR PLUSHIE! MÉLISSA: And that other plushie isn't alive, either! ^_^ PLUSHIE: WAAAAAAAAAAA... So...then...why is it...Ah. never mind... MELISSA swung SWORD at PLUSHIE's NECK! PLUSHIE used BITE! SWORD's END broke off? O.O o_o... PLUSHIE is ANGRY! PLUSHIE wants to KILL! ^_^ Er...Did that demand a smile, Mélissa? MÉLISSA: Dying is fun! Fun fun fun fun fun! ^_^ Er...Mélissa, send out Mr Plushie? MÉLISSA: Don't be STUPID! ^_^ - I can handle a plushie! It bit through your sword... MÉLISSA: So? I have hundreds more! But they're all at home, so I just have the one! Bwee! ^_^ Uhh...I think I'm running away... MATTCHU-SAMA ran away, the cowardly git! OI... MÉLISSA: Hey, you're gone now...Dun wanna hear from you no more this battle, okie? *sigh*... Fan Battle #22-Portal Man vs. Jason (written by Mr Kite ) February 15th, 2001 Player: Jason Ross [0-0-0] No Record Ah, yes, time to write more hype for red version. This is YOUR board, it's not like anyone here's ISN'T goind to READ RED VERSION! I'VE BEEN WRITING POKEBATTLES TOO LONG, I'M HEARING NARRATORS!!! I do the CAPS here, YOU battle! ...I don't do battles, I narrate. YOU WILL BATTLE! NARRATOR decided to GIVE UP narrating JASON and ran away! ...no I didn't. Yes, I did, infact, I'm giving my LIFE SAVINGS to JASON to prove how SORRY I am! Yes, I know you're sorry. Hey, I didn't WRITE that LINE, and DON'T put SET-UPS for your LAME JOKES in MY MOUTH! Temper temper, narrator PORTAL MAN appeared! Portal Man, Portal Man, where have I heard that name before?...Oh yes, it's that sorry excuse of a character Kite made up to promote liquid version... Portal Man: I'm not a character, I'm one of the origional webmasters. Oh, he gave you a back story, wow. PORTAL MAN is angry! Oh, great, you know, I'm the one who started this gag, lemme guess, "Portal Man wants to battle", wait, now that I've said it, you'll twist my words, am I correct? PORTAL MAN...umn...urrh. JASON outsmarted the NARRATOR! It's super effective! HEY! I NARRATE, YOU BATTLE! DUN MAKE ME SICK THE RSACI ON YOU! Watch your blood pressure narrator, sheesh. NARRATOR will let that one slip Ok, let's get this over with, I have anime to watch. Need my violence fix for the day... Portal Man: Oh, you want violence do you? ...Oh, I see this one coming, lemme guess, he uses some attack that puts me in alot of pain, right? PORTAL MAN...um....you're no fun -_- Look, I've been writing these jokes since before you were born, ok pal? ...PORTAL MAN was born at the BEGINING of time! Oh, right, I forgot, the "backstory" of the character, somehow making him more realistic. NARRATOR is EXTREMELY pissed! Gonna hurt me big man? Or, what, you gonna kill me again? I wrote my own death before, remember, bring on the funny! NARRATOR reached the BOILING POINT! NARRATOR boiled to death! ...whoa...um, that was interesting...but, I don't think we really had much of a battle, did we? Grrr, no narrator means I can't speak with Portal Man, oh well, at least that's over with. Fan Battle #23-Ghandichu! I Choose You! (Written by Sniper-Fox/Ninetales) February 16th, 2001 Player: ...somebody [0-0-0] No Record START The Pokemon craze still seems strong in Japan, especially now that Crystal is out. A possible Japanese battle scenario... Bill: It's the last copy of Pokemon Silver! Bob: No, stop, it's MINE! Bill: Fine, we'll fight for it! BILL WANTS TO FIGHT! Bob: What the hell? Well, fine, you asked for it. Bob) Electabuzz, I choose you! Bill) Ghandichu! I choose you! Bob: What the hell? Well, OK... Electabuzz, Thunder! Electabuzz uses Thunder! Electabuzz's attack misses! Bob: Damn... Ghandichu uses Passive Resistance attack! Ghandichu's strength greatly rose! Bob: What the hell? Hmm. Electabuzz, use Body Slam! Electabuzz's attack bounced off Ghandichu! Bob: The hell? Bill: HAHA! Ghandichu, use Big Stick attack! Ghandichu uses Big Stick attack! Electabuzz faints! Bob: NO WAY! Bill: Hahahaha! Bob: Fine then... Mewtwo, go! Mewtwo uses Psychic! It's not very effective... *does 1 HP damage* Bob: The heck? Bill: Ghandichu's mind is strong! Ghandichu uses Hunger Strike attack! *smack* Mewtwo faints! Bob: WHAT THE... Bill: Hahaha... Bob: But isn't a Hunger Strike just when you sit around and not eat? Bill: Pick your next Pokemon, or you are FORFIET! Bob: Fine then... Violencemon, GO! Use Greusome Murder attack! Bill: NO!!! It's super effective! Ghandichu faints! Bill has no more Pokemon! Bob wins the match! Bob: YEAH!! Complete war wins over peace any day of the week! Bill: Aww... *Bob grabs the last copy of Pokemon Crystal.* THE END Fan Battle #24-Battle Thingy (written by Sirofei) February 28th, 2001 Player: Sirofei [0-0-0] No Record HTLOZ MB appeared! Ah, time to post... SIROFEI types longest post ever! SIROFEI submits POST! MB: That is an invalid password! WHAT? The board remembers my password, so it CANT be wrong! Unless i was hacked... OR BANNED! SHADOWY BOARDMASTER appeared! SHADOWY BOARDMASTER: That is quite correct... Falco-X? What did I do wrong? SHADOWY BOARDMASTER was renamed FALCOX! FALCOX: What you did wrong? FORGET THE HYPHON ON MY NAME IN A POST! That's no reason to ban me! FALCOX is mad that SIROFEI defies him! FALCOX sent out BLAZER! Go, MYCHATROOM! Go! MYCHATROOM! Use KICKBAN! MYCHATROOM used KICKBAN! BLAZER used BAN! BLAZER was BANNED from chat! MYCHATROOM was banned from MB! MYCHATROOM and BLAZER fought elsewhere! Blazer: Moohahahaha! All of your chatters are belong to us! MYCHATROOM fainted! ..Dis bad... GO! ONILINK! Go! ONILINK! I just said that! TOO BAD! BLAZER uses MINORPOWERSOFANOTBOARDMASTERMODERATOR! ALONGNAMEATACK killed BLAZER! FALCO: Damn! RSACCI cloud appeard! CLOUD killed FALCO! BOARD is dissapearing! Uhoh.. SIROFEI dissapeared with VARIOUS POSTERS! WAH! Fan Battle #25-ALL YOUR POKéMON CENTER ARE BELONG TO US!(written by Unown ) March 17th, 2001 Location: A PokéCenter Players: Ash (in aqua), Misty (in magenta), Brock (in blue) [0-0-0] No Record In AD 2001, Pokémon Hate was beginning. ASH used ENTER! ASH ENTERed the POKéCENTER! HOLY CRAP! What is it? BROCK is asking NURSE JOY to marry him SOMEDAY! ACK! ASH facefaults! Don't even think of marrying a Joy. Their purpose is to heal Pokémon, NOT MARRY PEOPLE! Hi, I'd like to have my PKMN healed. NURSE JOY accepts! CHANSEY: Chaaansey! Wild LASER appeared! What happen? Somebody set up us the laser. I get signal. What! Main videophone turn on. MICE: How are you gentlethingies! @_@ MICE: All your Pokémon Center are belong to us. You are on the way to EXPLOSION. What you say?! MICE: You have no chance to survive make your age. That was weird. MICE: Ha ha ha ha... MICE: Take off every 'Zig'!! MICE: You know what you doing. MICE: Move 'Zig'. MICE: For great justice. TRIO is confused! TRIO used EXPLOSION in their confusion! TRIO fainted! Use next trio? Talk to the back, 'cause the face ain't gonna listen.