Lavender Version Battles #1-#5

Recap: Lavender Version is historic. Purple was the first fan site to get a battle sent to it. Forsaw started Lavender Version, Purple's fan page. A majority of the battles are written by loyal friend chowfung00@aol.com. Thanks buddy, I couldn't have done it without ya!

Battle #1: Retire NOW! (October 31, 1999)
Setting: Reality
Player: Old Man [No Record]
Written by chowfung00@aol.com (New Author)

Old Man is in a retirment home!
Dang right I am!
Old Man is very old!
Darn tootin' I am!
Pikachu apperead!
Wha, oh...what the heck is this thing?
Pikachu is enraged!
Huh? I have a hearing aid!
Pikachu wants to fight!
Huh? I'm too old to fight!
Dentures fell out of Old Man's mouth!
Go! Dentures!
Hey! Those are mine!
Enemy Pikachu sent out Pikachu!
Pikachu used Thundershock!
Hey! You dented my dentures!
Bite that animal!
Dentures used Bite!
Pikachu is injured!
Yeah! Go Dentures!
Dentures teeth fell out!
What! Those are MY teeth!
Dentures fainted!
I know it's not good for my health but...
Go! Old Man!
Pikachu used Agility!
Wha-huh? Ho-hey!
Old Man is confused!
It hurt itself in its own confusion!
Pikachu: Pika chu cha pi chu pika? (translation:why'd you hit yourself with your cane?)
That's it!
Old Man used Cane!
Pikachu got bopped on the head!
Pikachu fainted!
Old Guy wins!
Oh yeah! The old guy always wins!
Old Man is dying!
Huh! Hey! Ugh...
Old Man died!

Battle #2: The Never-Ending Battle (November 7, 1999)
Setting: Reality
Player: God [No Record]
Written by chowfung00@aol.com Author of Retire NOW! (Battle #1)
Contains Level 2 Language

God is flying around in the sky!
I love flying! I'm so great!
Devil appeared!
Shouldn't you be down in the Under World?
Go back now or face the concequences!
Devil wants to fight!
Devil: HaHAhaHAhaHAhAhaHAhaAHAhaHAaha!!!!
Woah, easy on the typing, narrator.
Adam, go!
God sent out Adam!
Devil: Fire, go!
Devil sent out Fire!
Mmmmm...toasty...
Adam, use your moon attack!
Adam used Moon!
Adam's attack missed!
It always misses! I hate you, Adam!
Devil: Fire, use Fiire!
Fire ignored orders!
Now's my chance! Adam, used Water Bucket!
Adam used Water Bucket!
Fire is paralyzed! It may not attack!
How can fire be paralyzed?
What? Fire is de-evolving!
Devil: Nooooooooo!
Fire de-evolved into Ashes!
Yeah! That's for messing with God!
Devil: Ashes, used Dust!
Ash used Dust!
Adam's accuracy fell!
Adam, use Dust Buster!
Adam used Dust Buster!
Dust Buster sucked up Ashes!
Ashes fainted!
Yeah! Adam, you're the greatest!
Adam says that you just said that you hate him!
Adam left!
BAH! I don't need you!
All the PokeGods I made, go!
God sent out PokeGods!
Devil: All Didgimon I made, go!
Devil sent out Didgimon!
I would of suspected that only the criminally insane mind of the devil would create the incredibly stupid and idiotic Didgimon...
Suddenly, the Didgimon got sucked back into the didgitial world!
Didgimon fainted!
How very very very VERY stupid! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Devil is enraged!
Devil: That was only the begining!
Devil sent out Ultimate Weapon!
But then I put up this crappy sign!
To be continued...

Battle #3: Indian VS. Turkey (December 24, 1999)
Setting: Reality
Player: Indian [No Record]
Written by chowfung00@aol.com Author of:
Battle #1: Retire NOW!
Battle #2: The Never-Ending Battle

Indian is running around!
I am not! I'm hunting for a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner!
Thanksgiving already passed!
I don't care!
Indian was so busy acting like a idiot that he tripped over a turkey!
Call me an idiot, will you-HEY! A turkey!
Wooden PokeDex: Turkey, the Turkish Pokemon
Turkey is from Turkey?
Hey! I'll get you!
Indian sent out Goat!
Turkey is mad!
Why?
Turkey says it's a long story!
Oh.
Goat! Use Nibble!
Goat used Nibble!
Goat is nibbling at Turkey's ear!
Turkey is POed!
Turkey used Cluck!
Goat's eardrums blew up and Goat melted!
Melted? Melted? MELTED!!!
I lost my Goat against a flying piece of trash!
Indian sent out Indian!
Turkey used Egg Bomb!
Indian is smothered in Egg yolk!
Ewww! *smack*...*gulp*...mmmmmmm, tastes like bacon!
Indian used Pluck Feathers!
Turkey is naked!
EWWWWWW!!! I shouldn't of done that move!
Turkey can't move!
Woo-Hoo!
Indian used Spear!
Turkey fainted!
Yeah!
Indian roasted Turkey!
Now to eat my delicious turkey dinner
Indian ate Drumstick!
A chicken bone got stuck in his throat!
*GASP*...can't...*gulp*...breathe...need...oxygen!
Indian died!

Battle #4: When Comics Collide (January 8, 2000)
Setting: Reality
Player: Mike [No Record]
Written by chowfung00@aol.com Author of:
Indian VS. Turkey (Battle #3)
The Never-Ending Battle (Battle #2)
Retire NOW! (Battle #1)

Well Pikachu, let's rest here!
Pikachu peeks into a bush!
Zigg appears!
Woah! What the heck is that thing?
PokeDex: No data found.
Wow! It's so rare that Dexter doesn't even know about it!
Zigg: I'm not a Pokemon!!
Whatever. Go, Will!
Go! Will!
I just said that, you stupid narrator!
Zigg: How could you send out your own ally who is a human...
Zigg is confused!
Zigg: Noooooooo!!!!
It hurt itself in its own confusion!
Uh...Pokemon shouldn't be considered as "it"...
Will, send out a various Pokemon to attack him.
Will used Various Pokemon!
Critical hit!
It's super effective!
Yes! Your days are numbered!
Zigg sent out Object from Another Planet that'll make you Giggle!
Woah! It's a trainer!
And what a long name for a Pokemon!
Object from Another Planet that'll make you Giggle used Rock Throw!
This won't end well.
Will and his Various Pokemon flew up into the air and made a little star-like thing in the air like this; *
That must have hurt...
Zigg is laughing histerically!
I didn't think it was THAT funny.
Little Dot Thing appeared in the sky!
Hey, what the heck is that?
It's a metorite!!!!
Metorite slammed into the arena!
WAAAAAAAAAAH!!! IT'S EVERY MAN, POKEMON AND OBJECTS FROM THEMSELVES!
Mike, Zigg, Pikachu, and Object from Another Planet that'll make you Giggle fainted!
Game ended in a draw!

Battle #5 (AKA: Yellow Version Battle #8): Teacher's Nightmare (April 1, 2000)
Setting: Reality
Player: Bigglymuff [No Record]
Written by SuperDuperYoshi@aol.com (New Author)

I don't believe that student of mine!
BIGGLYMUFF doesn't believe that student of hers!
That Doompuff! I waste all that time teaching her People Eaters and Mega Slams, and now she goes and hogs all the glory from me! I don't believe it!
BIGGMUFF doesn't believe it!
EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM appeared!
There you are. You...I don't believe that you went around and stole my fame! You're gonna pay for that!
DOOMPUFF wants to know what you'll do!
I'll....CALL YOUR PARENTS!
BIGGMUFF used CALL!
PARENTS were called!
MAMANUFF: Shame on you, Doompuff! Shame on you!
DOOMPUFF: But....mommy...
PAPATUFF: No buts! You're grounded!
DOOMPUFF: WAHHH!!!
DOOMPUFF used POUT!
DOOMPUFF is POUTING!
MAMANUFF fainted!
PAPATUFF fainted!
DOOMPUFF: There. Now, you're next!
Oh, no ya don't!
BIGGMUFF used BIGG!
BIGGMUFF is really, really, REALLY BIGG!
DOOMPUFF: Ack! Too big!
Heh heh...what ya gonna do now?
DOOMPUFF says she will become a FAN BATTLE author!
And, using her power as an AUTHOR, she will destroy all other players and rule the Pok�Battles Universe!
Uh oh....