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| Lavender Version Archives: #1-#5 #6-#10 |
| Lavender Version Battles #6-#10: Mina and Newcomers |
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| Recap: Of course it's hard to make connections because all the battles are in no way connected. But, some characters came in that we'll be seeing later. Doompuff is a surefire one, Mina was untill my sister passed it onto me, and Pikachu, we've seen him, he's sure to come back. |
| Battle #6 (AKA: Yellow Version Battle #9): Revenge of the Authors (April 1, 2000) Setting: Reality Player: Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom [Record: 1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Biggmuff (Battle #6) Author: Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom (okay, not really, but for the sake of this battle...) DeathAndDestruction@Doomsday.com (fake e-mail address...) Real Author: SuperDuperYoshi@aol.com (Author of Battle #5: Teacher's Nightmare) Heh heh! Now I'm an author! GWA HA HA HA! DOOMPUFF is being evil! HEY! The first time, you're supposed to say my full name! KEYBOARD was GRABBED! Hey! What the.... POPCORN MAN: Heh! Now I'M the author of this battle! HEY! Give that back, or else! POPCORN MAN: Or else what? DOOMPUFF began to DISCO! Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive, uh-huh... ERIC, AW grabbed KEYBOARD! ERIC: Heh! My turn! POPCORN MAN and DOOMPUFF begin to POLKA! POPCORN MAN: AGHH! I hate Polka! ARRGH! ORANGE WEBMASTER grabbed KEYBOARD! OW: My turn! ERIC, POPCORN MAN, and DOOMPUFF are now in CHICKEN SUITS! Bwrak! Brak, brak, BWRRAKKK!!!! JASON ROSS grabbed KEYBOARD! JASON: Heh heh....try this on for size! An ANVIL fell on OW, ERIC, POPCORN MAN, and DOOMPUFF! ERIC: owww.... OW: Mama Meia! FANBOY GRABBED KEYBOARD! ALL EXCEPT FANBOY: AHHHHH!!!! FANBOY: Heh heh.... JASON, ERIC, OW, POPCORN MAN, and DOOMPUFF are now naked! ALL EXCEPT DOOMPUFF AND FANBOY: AIIEEE! Good thing I was already naked in the first place... FANBOY: Oh, I wouldn't forget you, DOOMPUFF! DOOMPUFF EXPLODED! DOOMPUFF fainted! ERIC: Great. Who's gonna be the player NOW? JASON: Let's draw straws.... Player: The Popcorn Man [No Record] OW: Well, you lose, Popcorn Man, so you're the player. WHAT? This thing's three yards long! JASON: So? Mine has to be at least a mile long... ...crud. ERIC: We'll come to your funeral, good luck with Fanboy here..... Thanks a bunch. Bah. JASON, ERIC, and OW ran away! This sucks! I'm getting outta here! POPCORN MAN got outta here! Player: Fanboy [No Record] Great, now I'm the author AND the player! Heh heh... Shut up, ya dumb narrator. Well, since there's no one to harrass, I guess I'll end this battle. Battle #7: Starcraft: The Battle (December 2, 2000) Location: The Twilight Zone Player: Nerd [No Record] Written by chowfung00@aol.com Author of Battles #1-#4 Hahaha no one can beat me with these cheats, not even my super intellegent information/graphics/code machine A.K.A my systematic A.K.A my computer! Nerd beat Computer! Computer is pissed off because it isn't fair that Nerd uses cheats! Computer has an idea! Computer used IDEA! Computer sent out Hydralisk! First my sinusis build up then I break my arm in a game of chess: and now this???!!! Hydralisk is mad at Nerd ! Hydralisk used Needle spines (10 damage+2)! Hahahaha, you only have limited damage! My creature has unknown damage! Nerd sent out his creature! Creature is actually called Observer! Observer, use an attack! Observer used Observe! Observer is observing! Hmmmm... Go, Hunter Killer! Hey wait I dont have one of those! Pokedexomatic: HUNTER KILLER: A DIFFRENT TYPE OF HYDRALISK! IT HAS THE HIGH HIGH DAMAGE OF 5! What??? Hunter killers don't do 5 damage, they do 20! Hunter Killer is sad that he isnt an average Hunter killer! It's ok lil' guy, I'll help you... Hunter killer dosent want to be helped! Hunter killer attacked Hydralisk! Hydralisk used Needle spines 500 damage! Hey, you cant cheat! Computer: Yes I can, Dave, you cheated agenst me 4948684 times! No I didn't, and whos Dave??? Nerd cheated! Nerd is invinceable!! Nerd has too much power! Nerd is about to explode! Nerd exploded! Computer:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Hacker attacked! Hacker used virus! Computer has virus in E-mail! Computer: What does it do? Hacker: All it does is say: I LOVE YOU Computer: Thats it? Hacker:Yep. Battle #8: The Mysterious Journey of Mina (December 23, 2000) Location: Pallet Town Player: Mina Rocket [No Record] Written by daystar209@aol.com Heh, this'll be good. I'm gonna beat everyone, get their badges, catch every single Pokemon and be the best trainer in the whole wide universe! Oak: That's what everyone always says, ya bum! Hey! I'm no bum! I'm a girl, numbskull! Oak: Numbskull? Oh, whatever, choose yer Pokemon! In that case, hand over a Squirtle my good man! Squirtle is gone! Eh? Well, in that case, I'll choose Bulbasaur... Bulbasaur is gone as well! WHAT? Oh well, gimmie a Charmander... Charmander is also gone! AAAAAH! Got Pokemon? Oak: They were all taken by little snotz like you! Um...shouldn't snots be spelt with a 's' at the end? NO! IT SHOULD NOT! Woah,. pushy narrator... Oak: There is one more Pokemon, it's a Pikachu. Oooh! Pikachu! They're cute! You recieved Pikachu! Cool, now there's a device called a Pokedex I should be recieving, isn't there? Oak: I've got it, now pay up! WHAT? But I delievered the package to you all the way from Viridian City! Oak: OK, fine. You can buy it on sale for 9% off. No, gimmie it for free, you old windbag! Oak: No, pay up you pushy punk kid! I don't have any money though! Oak: Well, no Pokedex for you! Oh yeah! You wanna fight? Mina wants to fight! Go! Pikachu! Oak sent out Oak! Heh, old man. You'll never win! Pikachu, use an attack! Pikachu is loafing around! Errr...Pikachu... Pikachu took a nap! AAAAAAGGGGH!!! Stupid piece of trashy Pokemon! Fine then. I can take care of an old man like Oaky here. Go! Mina! Look over there! An experienced Pokemon buisness guy who wants to congradulate you on your studies! Oak: Where? Oak is a Grade A Sucker! Mina used Kick! Oak was kicked! Oak: OW! What did you do that for? Jerk... Oak threw a Pokeball at Mina! Eh? Mina was caught! AAAAAH! Get me out! Press A repeatedly to escape! Mina continually pressed A! Mina escaped! I don't see why those other guys can't do it! Pay back time, Oaky. And there's postage due! Mina used Pokeball! Oak was caught! YAY! Eh...he'll probably suck in battle anyways... Mina threw Pokeball in river! Pikachu is watching "I Love Lucy" on Oak's premium TV set! Oooh...this is a nice place. I think I'll make it my hangout spot for now. I can become a Pokemon master later... Pikachu agrees! Mina grabs Pokedex! Oooh...sweet! Mina fiddles around with it! Pokedex explodes! Awww! Closet opens full of zillions and zillions of Pokedexes! Wow! With this many, I can sell 'em and be rich! Outside, Oak's Pokeball floats away! Oak is released on a glacier miles away! Oak wants vengance! Battle #9: The Trouble with Television (December 26, 2000) Location: Oak's Lab Player: Mina Rocket [Record: 1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Oak (Battle #8) Written by daystar209@yahoo.com Author of Battle #8 AHERM... When we last left Mina, she had just recieved a really lazy Pikachu from Professor Oak and beat him to a pulp! When Oak was captured by her, she threw it away and eventually got trapped into a glacier. And now, Oak's lab is Mina's hangout spot for now! That's for the recap, Narrator! Narrator needed to because no on would know what you were talking about! No way! They read the first battle! What if they didn't? Hmm....never thought of that... Who cares, it's their problem. Mina is watching Murder Mystery Theater! Shut up, the commericial's over! Rex Lanely: I think I know who murdered the president, Louie! Who? WHO?! Rex Lanely: It was- TV goes blank! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Mina smashes TV! Pikachu: Pika? Don't give me that crap you mangy little rodent! Pikachu cowers! Gary comes down from telephone pole holding pliers! You didn't snip the wire with that, did you? Gary: Yeah, baby! YOU BASTARD! Gary: Ha-ha! Mina jumps out window and grabs Gary! DIE... Mina grabs Gary's arm and starts to hit him with it! Stop hittin' yourself! *SLAP* Stop hittin' yourself! *SLAP*! Telephone wire snaps! Uhoh... Gary and Mina plummet to ground! That's it! No more Miss Nice Gal! Mina wants to fight! Go! Pikachu! Gary sent out Squirtle! What? I wanted Squirtle! Gary: Well, I beat you to the punch, girlie-girl! ERRRRR!!! Pikachu, attack! Pikachu is eating coconut pie! Pikachu, what are you doing!!!!?!?! Pikachu says he's eating! Are you blind! Mina is fuming! Pikachu asks Mina if you want a piece? Well, ok. Mina shoves cake down Pikachu's throat! Attack, damn you! Pikachu used Thunder! Squirtle cowers in terror and hides under a rock! Rock exploded from thunder! Squirtle died! Mina threw Squirtle corpse in river! Poor sailor... Gary pushes Mina in river! Aaaah! My hair! Gary: Ha-ha! DIE! Mina picked up Gary! Take this, asshole! Mina used Seismic Toss! Gary flew off into the distance! Haha! Narrator says Mina doesn't deserve to be in Lavender Version! Eh? Portal to Purple Version appeared! No! I've heard about that place! The webmaster is horrible! He locks all the trainers in his cramped basement and he feeds 'em nothing but stale bread and water! No! Mina and Pikachu fly into portal! As well as Oak imprisoned in glacier! Portal closes! Mina flies into Purple Version Battle #60! How could that be? It wasn't even been written yet! Narrator says to shut up and wait till tommorow! Battle #10: The First Battle Entirely In Pokemon Language! (January 1, 2001) Location: A grassy field Player: Pikachu [Record: 0-1-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Zigg (Battle #4) Author: chowfung00@aol.com Author of Battle #1-#4 and Battle #7 Pika, pik pi pikachu Bulbasaur: Bulba Pikachu: Piiiiiiiiiikaaaaa Pi? Charmander: MaderChar, Mander mnader Chaaaaaaar Pika pi. Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur bulba Onix: ONIIIIIIIIXXXX! Pika?! Onix: Growl ! Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! BOOSH! Mew: Mew mew mew... Mew: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Bulbasaur: bulb ... Cuebone: CUEEEEBONE!!!!!! Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ZAP! Pika pika pika chu ka Upa: pikachu pi UPA: upa upa upa ... Pika pi Mewoth chu ... Meowth: Hey, I can speak human hahahaha Pika!!!!! Meowth: Uh-oh KA BLOOOEY!!!!!! Mewoth: Looks like I'm blasting off again! PIKA. |