Player: Isaac [Record: 1-0-0, win vs. Saturos/Menardi, battle #10]
Location: Venus Lighthouse
Posted: August 27, 2002.
FUSION DRAGON wants to fight!
Again?
Yeah!
No way!
Why should I battle it?
I don't want to...
but, also..
NARRATOR thinks this is a very lame way of get more lines, you know?
Why should I care?
NARRATOR points at READERS!
READERS are BORED and able to leave WOOD VERSION!
Okay, ookaaay, I will battle.. go 7 djinns!
Go! 7 DJINNS!
Allies GARET, IVAN and MIA do the same!
Copycats...
Meow!
O.o
Opps... FUSION DRAGON used COSMOS!
Is super effective!!!
WTF?
Ally GARET agrees?
ALL THE DJINNS minus 4 of yours died!
WTF?
?
Nevermind..
Djiins, use your Judgement!
DJIINS used JUDGEMENT!
JUDGE MENT appeared!
This battle is stupid.
JUDGE MENT: Fusion Dragon, this is the day of your Judgement
Location: Judgement room
What are we doing here?
JUDGE MENT is judging FUSION DRAGON!
JUDGE MENT: Hey, guy.. Isaac, right? Is this guy.. Fusion Dragon, is called?.. bad, right?
x_X
Yes, he is
JUDGEMENT: Alright.
FUSION DRAGON, I condemne you to the death in the Electric Chair!
FUSION DRAGON: NO!
FUSION DRAGON fell in a chair!
This is a regular chair, you know...
PORTAL appeared!
EVOLUMAN entered from the portal!
EVOLUMAN threw a THUNDER STONE to the chair!
EVOLUMAN ran away!
PORTAL closes!
Well, that was... weird.
What? CHAIR is evolving!
CHAIR evolved into ELECTRIC CHAIR!
ELECTRIC CHAIR used THUNDER!
FUSION DRAGON died!
Yee-hah!
JUDGE MENT takes away his mask!
Hum?
JUDGE MENT is really JUANXIMO!
You just came with this, right?
JUANXIMO wants to fight!
JUANXIMO send out SARA!
Isn't Sara one of Daniel's "Pokémon"?
SARA used FINAL FLASHŞ
IVAN fainted!
Yeah, he is really weak.. go, Garet!
The enemy is just plain strange! Get'm, GARET!
GARET used FIREBALL!
Nothing happened!
SARA used KICK!
GARET fainted!
That Sara girl is in a rush... your turn, Mia!
Get'm! MIA!
JUANXIMO retreats SARA...
and sends out JUANXIMO!
JUANXIMO removes MASK!
Again?
JUANXIMO is really DANIEL!
And this time is for true!
DANIEL used BISHO-BALL!
MIA was caught!
huh-oh...
You ran away!
Post feedback, k?
Battle #12: The weakest Link
Player: Link [Record: No record]
Location: Ganondorf's castle
Posted: August 28, 2002
LINK is going to attack GANON!
You had to say it, right?
Wait a moment... I've never had a narrator before.
STALFOS appeared!
By the way, you suck.
JUANXIMO appeared!
JUANXIMO: Someone said suck?
O.o
JUANXIMO ran away!
Well, that was weird
STALFOS send out SWORD!
Gooo.... Master Sword?
Go! MASTER SWORD!
Master sword, use your STAB attack..
MASTER SWORD is loafing around...
HOW IN NAME OF THE WEBMASTER CAN A SWORD LOAF AROUND?????!!!!!
MASTER SWORD used SPIN!
SWORD FAINTED!
STALFOS FAINTED!
Ah
LINK entered in GANON'S ROOM!
GANONDORF appeared!
GANONDORF wants to fight!
Go... Light Arrow!
Go! LIGHT ARROW!
Enemy GANONDORF send out GANONDORF!
Light Arrow, use your Light attack!
LIGHT ARROW used LIGHT!
LIGHT ARROW shoots LIGHT to GANONDORF!
GANONDORF is paralyzed! It may not attack!
GANONDORF is fully paralyzed!
Come back, light arrow... go me!
Go! LINK!
I will try to stab ganondorf...
NAVI: LINK! That's not the moment of use that!
I will kill you, then!
LINK used CUT NAVI IN HALF!
NAVI died!
GANONDORF is no longer paralyzed!
Go again... Light Arrow!
Enough, LINK! Come back!
Get'm! LIGHT ARROW!
Use your--
LIGHT ARROW became ENLIGHTENED!
LIGHT ARROW used ENLIGHTENMENT on enemy GANONDORF!
AAAARGHHH!!!!!
What? GANONDORF is evolving!
Noooooooooooooooo........
GANONDORF evolved into RICHARD GANNON!
WTF?
RICHARD GANNON ran away!
You win by default!
Cool, I winned and I did nothing.
SHADOWY FIGURE appeared!
Light Arrow, use light again!
LIGHT ARROW used LIGHT!
SHADOWY FIGURE is hitted by LIGHT!
SHADOWY FIGURE was renamed NINTENDO MANIAC!
Who? MS pokedex, who is he?
MS POKEDEX: Him, you moron.
NINTENDO MANIAC: This guy loves Nintendo so much, he started to catch Nintendo characters and use them as Pokémon.
If you want to be safe, downloa--- This progam did an illegal opperation and will be shuted up.
Odd.
NINTENDO MANIAC used NINTENDO BALL!
Press A for escape!
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!!!!!!!!!!!
No effect!
LINK was caught!
Pathetic.
END of THIS pathetic BATTLE!
Battle #13: The battle that had to be writed twice
Player: Nintendo Maniac [Record: 1-0-0]
Location: Zelda's chamber
August 29, 2002
The battle that have to been writed twice? What kind of lame title is that!
I will EXPLAIN it now!
NARRATOR used FLASH!
NINMANIAC turned blind!
Don't shoot that light to my face again!
Sorry!
NARRATOR used REMEMBERING FLASH!
Location: Wood webmaster's house, Spain
WOOD WEBMASTER used CREATE!
BATTLE#13 was CREATED!
WOOD WEBMASTER used SAVE!
Is not very effective...
GEOCITIES used DELETE!
BATTLE#13 was DELETED!
Location: Zelda's chamber
So the webmaster is Spanish? That must exprain the broken english all around here.
ENGLISH appeared!
ENGLISH used BROKE!
ENGLISH is BROKEN!
..Narrator, you like to be dumb, don't you?
ZELDA wants to fight!
Oh, yeah I forgot about her. Go, Mario!
Go! MARIO!
Mario, use your Fireball attack!
MARIO used FIREBALL!
ZELDA was burn!
Now I can catch her and end my collection!
NINMANIAC used--
ZELDA was caught!
Who did that?
ZELDAFREAK appeared!
ZELDAFREAK said it was!
ZELDAFREAK: He, not it.
Whatever!
ZELDAFREAK wants to fight!
ZELDAFREAK send out DARUNIA!
Mario, use your Water Gun attack!
MARIO used WATER GUN!
IS super effective!
Enemy DARUNIA used SQUISH!
MARIO was SQUISHed!
MARIO fainted!
O_O
Go... Link! You can do it!
The enemy is all made of rock! Get'm, LINK!
Now, destroy him with your STAB attack!
LINK used STAB!
Enemy DARUNIA fainted!
^_^ he was weaked.
Enemy ZELDAFREAK used THIEF BALL!
AAAHHH!!
LINK was caught!
WHY? HE'S MINE!
ZFREAK used a Thief Ball!
The name says it all!
End of battle!
But--
Battle #14: Two links and two trainers
Player: Nintendo Maniac [Record: 1-1-0, last battle, loss against Zelda Freak]
Location: Somewhere on Hyrule
Posted: August 30, 2002
NINMANIAC is walking around HYRULE!
Stupid Zeldafreak... he stole MY Link.. he should have searched one of his own.
NARRATOR tells you there is anither LINK!
Really? Where?
NARRATOR doesn't knows!
Yet someone knows!
-_-
WHITE SPY appeared!
The one of 10 battles ago? I thought he was a random character...
Yes, IT was!
Yet IT'S needed NOW!
Wait, he has some blueprints... I wonder what they do say? I can't read them.. I will use my READ attack!
NINMANIAC used READ!
BLUEPRINTS were READED!
So there is a Dark Link that appears when you are quite good? I need to see that.
WHITE SPY says to not read his blueprints!
WHITE SPY wants to fight!
Well, if not, this will not be a battle.. Go! Metal Mario!
Go! METAL MARIO!
Enemy WHITE SPY send out WHITE SPY!
He has no lackeys, huh? Metal Mario, use your headbutt attack!
METAL MARIO used HEADBUTT!
WHITE SPY is HITTED by METAL MARIO's HEAD and BUTT!
Is super effective!
WHITE SPY fainted!
He's quite weak...
METAL MARIO got 610 exp. points!
METAL MARIO went to Level nv. 36!
Yay!
DARK LINK appeared!
DARK LINK says you're quite good!
DARK LINK challenges you!
DARK LINK wants to fight!
That guy loves exclamations marks.. you can do it, Metal Mario!
METAL MARIO used CAN DO IT!
IT CAN be DONE by METAL MARIO!
XD
Use your... Coin Punch!
METAL MARIO used COIN PUNCH!
Hits 14 times!
Coins scattered everywhere!
You have no chance of win!!!
DARK LINK used DARK!
DARK LINK is DARK!
Is not very effective!
METAL MARIO used METAL!
METAL MARIO is made of METAL!
Is super effective!
DARK LINK has 1 HP reamining!
Ok.. now I catch him!
NINMANIAC used ULTRA BALL!
DARKLINK is caught!
Narrator has been too good with me!
THAT can be changed!
BRICK fell over NINMANIAC!
Ouh!
End of battle!
Go post feedback.
The first fanfic comes after that. Click here for see it.
Battle #15: Something really evil appears...
Player: Censor [Record: No record]
Location: Wood City
Posted: 4 September, 2002
CENSOR appeared!
NARRATOR wonders what a CENSOR is doing in POKÉBATTLES!
That should have a ? mark, you know.
Anyways, I'm here because I've heard this is a PG-13 rated site.
And?
Actually, this is ALSO a Pokémon site. People that likes Pokémon is usually 6-10, not enough for the site....
How many 6-10 persons that like pokémon, with a PC, and that know about this site, do YOU think there is?
More than you think, this site has been online for half a month and has 100+ views...
NARRATOR still fails to SEE your point!
Easy. This site is evil, and, therefore, must be destroyed. I will start killing everyone in the site...
And THAT will not give IT a bigger rank
Make they faint....
...
...
...
AND DELETE THEM! YES! I'M EVIL! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
NARRATOR says to LEAVE the caps to IT!
No! I will delete you them! YES!
NARRATOR is bored, and thinks you're annoying!
SPAZ appeared!
SPAZ wants to fight!
Who?
Wants to fight YOU!
For the record, SPAZ is a Pokémon trainer!
SPAZ send out HITMONLEE!
Ah, then is evil!
I will send... ummm... a bishop!
Go! BISHOP!
ENEMY HITMONLEE used VERY VERY POWERFUL KICK!
Bishop, use your Holy Water attack!
BISHOP used HOLYWATER!
Is not very effective...
BISHOP fainted!
But, why fainted?
Because it received the kick!
Ah, that Hitmonlee monster thing didn't had hitted yet.
NARRATOR thinks your lack of grammar is REALLY evil!
So sue me, is webmaster's fault.
Go! CENSOR!
What? I didn't sended myself!
Time for select next Pokémon runned out!
There it was a time limit?
Yes!
Enemy HITMONLEE used TONS OF KICKS!
Looks like CENSOR is blasting off again!
Noo!!!! And I had to loss against Spaz...
It could have been worse, WSPY could have winned you!
o..kk...
CENSOR fainted!
Use next guy that wants to destroy Wood Version?
Insanity continues in battles 16-20
Battles 6-10
Battles 16-20