Popcorn man's text
Tree's text (trees can talk??)

So, are YOU my opponent? AGAIN???
You, Father Nature?? HAHA!!
POPCORNMAN is LAUGHING!
Yeah. Nature.
And nature is going to kick your butt!
Let's see, shall we?
POPCORNMAN wants to FIGHT!
Go, leaf!
TREE sent out LEAF!
Go, Teletubies!
POPCORNMAN sent out TELETUBIES!
Leaf, use your agility attack!
LEAF used AGILITY!
LEAF's SPEED greatly ROSE!
Teletubies, use your annoying song attack!
I don't have ears.
TELETUBIES used ANNOYING SONG!
It doesn't affect enemy LEAF!
Leaf, use your heaviness attack!
LEAF used HEAVINESS!
LEAF is HEAVY!
... that's kinda scary.
PAPER used PAPERCUT!
Teletubies, use show colors, NOW!!!!
LEAF's attack continues!
TELETUBIES fainted!
Feel like making fun of me NOW???
POPCORNMAN's rage is BUILDING!!
All right! Godzilla, GO!
GO, GODZILLA!!
Uh oh...
TREE GULPS!
Use your Tokyo attack!
GODZILLA used TOKYO!
It doesn't affect enemy LEAF!
Remember, a leaf is flat.
Oh yeah. good point.
LEAF used FLUTTER!
LEAF is FLUTTERING!
... okay, that's scary...
GODZILLA FAINTED!
WHAT?
TREE LAUGHS!
Told you so.
DARN YOU!

Katie's text
Joe's text

YOU'RE my oppoent?
A GIRL?!
Point is?
JOE is LAUGHING!
Let's just get this on the road...
KATIE wants to FIGHT!
"All right."
JOE sent out ELECTROBUZZ
KATIE sent out PAPER!
Hey, I actually sent out what I wanted!
Thunderpunch, NOW!
ELECTROBUZZ used THUNDERPUNCH!
PAPER is paralyzed! It might not attack!
All right!
Paper, use your papercut attack!
PAPER used PAPERCUT!
Electrobuzz, finish it off! use thunderpunch again!
ELECTROBUZZ used THUNDERPUNCH!
ELECTROBUZZ's attack MISSED!
JOE is CONFUSED!
JOE hurt itself in it's confusion!
Ha ha, serves you right! Paper, use your Papercut attack!
PAPER used PAPERCUT!
ELECTROBUZZ fainted!
KATIE goes to FINAL MATCH!
I'll get you back!
JOE MUMBLES!