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DARK VERSION IS
AT: #2!!!
Dark Version
Home of... (considers)
All of the following:
Dark Version Records:
A win/lose/draw record of each character that has
participated in all Dark Version Battles to the Fanfic, followed by a list of the battles
in which the character has participated in. Battles within Fanfics do not count towards
records.
Anarrator: 2:1:0 | 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 13, 17, 18, 19, 20, F1
Editor: 2:3:2 | 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, T1, 17, F1
Garrett: 6:5:2 | 2, 3, 6, 7, T1, 12, 16, 20, F1
Bill: 0:1:0 | 3, 14, F1
Oak: 0:4:0 | 4, 8,
13, 17, F1
Jessie: 5:3:1 | 7, 10,
T1, 11, 14, 18, F1
James: 0:2:1 | 7, 12
Cranky Bob: 1:1:0 | 10,
12
Deven: 5:3:1 | T1, 11, 14, 18, F1
Engineer: 0:0:1
| 11
Innocent Civilian: 0:0:1 | 11
Ash: 0:1:0 | 15
Misty: 0:1:0 | 15
Tracey: 1:0:0 | 15
Butch & Cassidy: 0:1:0 | 15
Tree Man: 2:0:0
| 16, 20, F1
Simon the Lumberjack: 0:1:0 | 16
The Popcorn Man: 0:0:0 | 17, F1
Pikachu: 0:0:0 | 18, F1
Jigglypuff: 0:0:0
| 18, F1
Yellow Archera: 0:0:0
| 19, F1
Red Warriora: 43:0:0
| 19, F1
Da Evolution Mana: 0:1:0 | 20, F1
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Recap: Garrett, mourning the fate of his
ally James, finds another ally in the most unexpected of places... Battle #16: A Troubled Tree July 20th, 2000
Player: Garrett the Holy [Record: 4:5:2] Last Battle: Loss
vs. Cranky Bob (Battle #12)
I don't beleive it... everything's going wrong... I lost my only
ally, Team Rocket's too big for me to defeat by myself, and I have more losses than I have
wins! Noooooo!
HOLYGARY is in DEPRESSION!
Oh, not another narrator!
That's right!
Can't this version go through five battles without getting a new
narrator? Five battles! That's all I ask!
No comment!
So. What's happening in this battle?
HOLYGARY is reading RECAP!
NARRATOR snatches it away!
Too late!
I'm getting another ally? Cool!
NARRATOR says you're not supposed to be reading the RECAP!
Why? The guys in Black Version do it all the time.
NARRATOR doesn't like your attitude!
I'm not scared of you. I've faced your predescessors...
NARRATOR points out that you didn't even land a blow!
So?
NARRATOR says to get on with the battle!
Well, I don't know where I'm supposed to be going...
Pick a direction at random!
Well, if you insist...
HOLYGARY starts heading East by
North-East-East-North-East-North-East-East-North-East!
What the hell? Which way is that?
7/16 of the way between North-East and East!
Full points for accuracy, but...
But?
You must have no life if you actually worked that out.
HOLYGARY is insulting the NARRATOR!
NOT a good career move!
Alright, alright, I'll shut up.
TREE appeared!
Does it want to fight?
TREE is in critical condition!
TREE wants help!
What can I do?
TREE needs POTION, badly!
Hold on, I'm sure I've got one left over from my RPG days...
HOLYGARY finds HYPER POTION!
Whoa! Must have matured...
HOLYGARY uses POTION on TREE!
TREE is HEALED!
TREE wants REVENGE!
What? I healed you and now you're going to-
TREE wants REVENGE on TEAM ROCKET!
TEAM ROCKET vaporized two other trees and blew it away!
Oh, so you're the ally I'm supposed to get in this battle.
TREE wants to know what you mean!
I'm trying to take out Team Rocket too.
TREE allied with you!
Well, I guess we'd better think up a plan...
Ally TREE agrees!
TREE and HOLYGARY are PLANNING!
SIMON appeared!
Who are you?
MONTY PYTHON appeared!
MONTY PYTHON started singing!
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He works all night and he drinks all day!
MONTY PYTHON vanished!
SIMON was renamed LJSIMON!
Ally TREE is MORTALLY AFRAID!
You leave this tree alone!
LJSIMON wants TREE!
LJSIMON needs LUMBER, badly!
Never! You won't take this tree!
LJSIMON isn't afraid of you!
Well, how about this?
HOLYGARY sent out SWORD!
Enemy LJSIMON wants to fight!
Enemy LJSIMON sent out AXE!
That puny thing? You don't stand a chance!
Chop it to pieces!
There's no will to fight!
Enemy LJSIMON orders AXE to attack SWORD!
There's no will to fight!
What? Maybe since they're both sentient weapons, they don't want to
fight each other...
That is a good point!
But it's actually because the new NARRATOR doesn't beleive in
non-pokemon creatures etc battling!
Well, I've got some other pokemon to use...
Enemy LJSIMON does too!
Damn.
Enemy LJSIMON sent out SCYTHER!
What is THAT?!
A big bug with large blades instead of arms, bladed wings allowing
it to fly, high speed, high agility, and a bad attitude.
I was afraid of that.
Alright, I choose Geodude!
Geodude, come out!
Ally TREE used BRANCH TOSS!
SCYTHER used FURY SWIPES!
BRANCH was reduced to SAWDUST!
Hold on... I thought non-pokemon creatures weren't allowed to
attack! I'm not complaining, but the tree isn't a pokemon, right?
ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER signed document proclaiming TREES to be a VALID
POKEMON!
Almighty Webmaster?
The great Webmaster over all Webmasters, ruler of Red Version, Jason
Ross!
WILD CHEERING starts up!
Ah.
WILD CHEERING stops!
Right, Geodude, use your Rock Throw on it!
GEODUDE used ROCK THROW on COUSIN ITT!
No, that's not what I meant...
No effect!
SCYTHER used FOCUS ENERGY!
ENERGY is FOCUSED...
But no effect on either pokemon!
Alright... I've got an idea. Seismic Toss it!
SCYTHER used FURY SWIPES!
GEODUDE used SEISMIC TOSS on COUSIN ITT!
GEODUDE tossed COUSIN ITT into SCYTHER!
SCYTHER is tangled up!
SCYTHER's SPEED greatly fell!
SCYTHER's EVADE greatly fell!
And, most importantly, SCYTHER's ability to stay AIRBOURNE greatly
fell!
SCYTHER crashed painfully!
SCYTHER fainted!
Ally TREE used RAZOR LEAF!
Enemy LJSIMON runs away!
Hey... you forgot your scyther!
Enemy LJSIMON has run away!
Oh well, I guess this one's for me.
Ally TREE used POKEBALL!
SCYTHER was CAUGHT!
Hey! I wanted that! And anyway, where did you get a pokeball from?
Ally TREE says that's a secret!
You don't know, do you?
Ally TREE admits it doesn't know!
Well, we'd better get on with our plan to take out Team Rocket.
HOLYGARY and TREE plan into the night!
NARRATOR has important business to attend to!
NARRATOR leaves!
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Recap: Oak, after finding out that nobody likes
his rule of no non-pokemon creatures being used in battle, has decided that he's not cut
out to be a narrator. So, he has a talk with the Webmaster, and in the process overhears
an arguement which might have large consequences for Dark Version... .
Battle #17: Although there's
no battling involved... July 20th, 2000
Player: Oak [Record: 0:4:0] Last Battle: Loss
vs. Oak Mob (Battle #13)
Now... where's that webmaster...
OAK is looking for the WEBMASTER!
I should think that would be obvious.
OAK is reminded that he is the NARRATOR and is talking to himself!
Reminded by who?
You're talking to yourself! If you don't know, I don't know!
I'm confused...
OAK is confused!
I wish I'd stop repeating everything I say.
EVERYONE is confused!
Alright... I'll just continue my search for the webmaster...
OAK keeps looking for the WEBMASTER!
*sigh*
TEN MINUTES pass!
Wait... I'm the Narrator! I can get there easily!
WEBMASTER PORTAL appeared!
Aha!
OAK stepped through PORTAL!
ICQ CHAT appeared!
What? ICQ? What am I doing here?
DARKWEBMASTER appeared!
POPCORN MAN appeared!
Oh, he's talking to the Popcorn Man. Whoever that is.
BLUE TEXT has been taken by POPCORN MAN!
What? Hey! I was using that!
DARKWEBMASTER doesn't notice OAK!
POPCORN MAN doesn't notice OAK!
Now, Dave, what did you want to talk to me about?
My name is not Dave! I'm the Popcorn Man!
Yes, but I couldn't be bothered writing that out. What did you want
to talk to me about?
I wanted to talk about your version.
Hey! Webmaster, I want to speak to you!
WEBMASTER is OCCUPIED!
Listen, I think you should have a Doompuff spinoff.
No! You can't put a Doompuff into Dark Version!
No, I don't think so, Dave.
Wait, I've got an idea for you. It's called the Agonychu.
No, I don't have enough people in Dark Version yet to be killed by a
spinoff.
I don't care! You need a spinoff! If you don't, you barely qualify
for the Network! Everyone has a Doompuff spinoff!
We don't want a Doompuff! Go away!
I'm sorry, but I'm not really interested. Maybe when I've done
another twenty battles or so.
LIST appears!
POPCORN MAN crosses PERSUASION off list!
Would you like some popcorn?
No, I don't like popcorn.
POPCORN MAN crosses MIND-CONTROL POPCORN off LIST!
POPCORN MAN looks at the only remaining option on LIST!
What's that piece of paper you're drawing on?
Never mind. I'd better get going.
POPCORN MAN leaves the CHAT!
BLUE TEXT is returned to OAK!
Great Webmaster! I wish to speak with you!
WEBMASTER finally notices you!
Yes, what is it?
Great Webmaster... I don't want to be Narrator anymore.
What? Whyever not?
Well, I think it's better if someone else did, because nobody likes
the way I stop them from using non-pokemon creatures in battle...
Well... You can become mortal again if you find someone else to
become Narrator. Choose wisely!
OAK leaves through DARK PORTAL!
Now... who should I let become the Narrator...
OAK MOB LEADER wants to be NARRATOR!
No... I don't think so.
VARIOUS TR AGENTS want to be NARRATOR!
Are you kidding? I'm not giving the Narration to Team Rocket!
OAK is talking to himself!
Well, I think there's only one thing I can do...
OAK used BLACK PORTAL!
BLACK PORTAL appeared!
NARRATOR appeared!
You're the first, and best, Narrator this version has ever had.
Would you take up the duty again?
NARRATOR is FLATTERED and HONOURED!
NARRATOR accepts!
NARRATION is bestowed upon NARRATOR!
That really didn't make much sense...
NARRATOR and OAK leave!
BLACK PORTAL begins to close!
SUG appears!
SUG climbs through portal!
SUG runs away!
BLACK PORTAL closes!
BATTLE used ANTICLIMATIC END!
It's super effective!
BATTLE faints!
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Recap: The clones of
the Red Warrior and Yellow Archer are sent on a quest into the deepest dungeons to find
and slay an evil overlord...
Battle #19: Gauntlet
Legends... Or not. July 30th, 2000
Player: Red Warriora [No Record]
Ally YARCHERa is bored!
Bored...
GAUNTLET LEGENDS need QUEST, badly!
Need quest...
NARRATOR tells you to stop repeating everything he says!
Ok Narrator... Want quest...
NARRATOR sighs!
NARRATOR doesn't want to be exposed to another dull-witted fool!
Player: Yellow Archera [No Record]
Now... we need a quest...
DUNGEON ENTRANCE appears!
Yes, we have a dungeon, but we need a quest to go with it!
NOTE is attached to DUNGEON ENTRANCE!
NOTE says:
To any wandering heroes...
HELP! Kill the overlord of this dungeon and rescue the prisoners!
This sounds like a perfect quest!
Ally RWARRIORa is reading NOTE!
Come, my ally, we must defeat this overlord!
YARCHERa enters DUNGEON!
Ally RWARRIORa is reading NOTE!
Ally RWARRIORa is up to the word 'heroes'!
Come on! We haven't got all day!
Ally RWARRIORa gives up!
Ally RWARRIORa follows!
JUNCTION appears!
Now... we can go straight ahead, left, or right...
Ally RWARRIORa doesn't notice JUNCTION!
Ally RWARRIORa continues straight ahead!
Wait up!
YARCHERa follows!
T-JUNCTION appears!
Now we can go left or right...
Ally RWARRIORa doesn't notice T-JUNCTION!
Ally RWARRIORa continues straight ahead!
But...
Ally RWARRIORa crashes into wall!
Ally RWARRIORa hurt itself in it's stupidity!
Ah, what's the use...
YARCHERa gently steers RWARRIORa to the right!
I wonder what this Overlord will be like...
ONIX appeared!
What is that? A huge snake made of rocks?
ONIX takes up the entire tunnel!
ONIX is heading straight for you!
Ahhh! Run for it!
YARCHERa is RUNNING FOR IT!
Ally RWARRIORa doesn't notice ONIX!
Ally RWARRIORa continues straight ahead!
I'm beginning to see a pattern here...
Quickly! You must save your ally!
*sigh* Alright...
YARCHERa gently steers RWARRIORa around!
No effect!
Come on! Move, ya big lug!
ONIX crashes into RWARRIORa!
It's not very effective...
ONIX was hit with recoil!
ONIX fainted!
Now I remember why I stick with you...
PARAS appears!
Ally RWARRIORa notices PARAS!
Ally RWARRIORa uses AXE!
PARAS was instantly cleaved in half!
What... You don't notice a wall and a 20ft+ snake made out of rock,
but you stop to chop a tiny bug in half?
Ally RWARRIORa hates BUGS!
*sigh*
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5 HOURS, 2 ONIXES and 39 PARASES later...
LARGE IMPRESSIVE CARVING-COVERED DOUBLE DOORS appeared!
Wow... I'm guessing this leads to the Overlord we're supposed to
take out...
DOORS opened to reveal... NOTHING!
What?
NOTE appeared!
NOTE says: To
any wandering heroes... Gavin the
Warrior was here... If you wanted the overlord, he's dead and gone!
No! All we've gone through, and somebody's already completed the
quest!
Ally RWARRIORa is DISAPPOINTED!
I wonder why nobody ever took the note off the door?
FLOOR used PIT!
What?
PIT appeared!
RWARRIORa and YARCHERa fell down PIT!
Ah. That might explain it.
RWARRIORa wants to get out!
That's possibly the most intelligent thing I've ever heard you say.
RWARRIORa realises this isn't a pit!
Hey, you're right!
It's a LABYRINTH!
Damn.
Will the Duo from Gauntlet find their way out of the labyrinth? Or
are they doomed to rot in it? Find out in the next episode of Dark Version Pokebattles!
NARRATOR boots DBZ NARRATOR!
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Recap: The final battle building up for the fanfic.
Why is there no real recap? The Webmaster is tired, bored, and would prefer to be writing
the fanfic than this! Battle
#20: Plots, Schemes and Unexpected Evolution July 30th, 2000
Player: Garrett the Holy [Record: 5:5:2] Last Battle: Win
vs. Simon the Lumberjack (Battle #16)
So, do you think we're ready to invade Team Rocket's base?
Ally TREE does!
But first... The actual agents we hate are Jessie and Deven, right?
Ally TREE agrees!
They're probably going to get in our way if we try to take out the
base...
Ally TREE agrees!
Well... do you think maybe we should try to get rid of them first?
Ally TREE agrees!
Will you stop saying that?! It's getting annoying!
Ally TREE agr... er... Okay, I'll stop.
But getting rid of someone permanantly is difficult in this
universe.
Al...
Watch it!
...ly TREE says there must be a way!
Well, let's see. If we beat them in a pokemon battle...
Ally TREE says that they'll just run away!
Even if we manage to kill them...
Ally TREE says they'll go to Black Version and probably eventually
find their way back!
We need to get rid of them so they don't come back.
Ally TREE says that if you kill them, then die yourself, you can
kill them in Black Version!
And then they'll be gone for good?
Ally TREE a... I mean... says yes!
Hmm... That would probably take too long, and I'm in no mood to go
dying just yet...
Ally TREE says there's another way... An extremely risky way that
would destroy them and ensure there's no way they could ever come back...
Really? What is it?
The HOCACT!
The H. O. C. Act?
Ally TREE says no! It's the HOCACT! Nobody knows exactly what it
is... except the Webmaster, of course, he invented it.
But you think it will destroy them for good?
Ally TREE thinks it will!
Do you know where it is?
Ally TREE does!
Well, first we have to find the TR duo...
Ally TREE says that they're taking some rich guy to meet the BOSS!
What? How did you know that?
Ally TREE keeps up-to-date on what's happening in DARK VERSION!
Goto www.pokebattles.com/dark!
Except there's not really much point, since you must be there now if
you're reading this!
So, where are they now?
Ally TREE says they should be nearly at the base by now!
Well, we should get going.
Ally TREE agr...
Eh-hem!
Fine then. You just go ahead and do things your way.
We will.
HOLYGARY and TREE are going towards the BASE!
EVOLUVAN very slowly appears!
Wha? What is that? And why is it only half visible?
EVOLUVAN finishes appearing!
Ally TREE thinks this is weird!
EVOLUVAN used OPEN!
DOOR is OPENING... Very slowly!
Must have a slow modem or something...
SOMEONE used CURSES!
Who's that? There isn't any swearing allowed in this version!
SOMEONE is inside EVOLUVAN!
SOMEONE used KICK!
DOOR finished OPENING!
DOOR kept going and crashed!
DOOR broke!
SOMEONE used CURSES!
Shut up! RSACi will hear you! Don't you know what it's like in White
Version?
SOMEONE was renamed EVOLUMANa!
Yo... You're the legendary Evolution Man of Red Version Fame?
EVOLUMANa is! The one and only!
Wait! No you're not! You're just a clone of him!
EVOLUMANa is INSULTED!
Look, see the little 'a' after your name? That means you're a clone!
EVOLUMANa doesn't believe you!
EVOLUMANa wants to fight!
I accept your challenge! I choose Geodude!
GEODUDE, go!
Ally TREE sent out TREE!
Enemy EVOLUMANa sent out ALAKAZAM!
Whoa... that's a scary thing...
Enemy EVOLUMANa says it's powers are even scarier!
I think it looks really cool... I mean, with the horns and spoons
and all, it looks like the most powerful pokemon there is!
HOLYGARY used SUCK-UP!
It's super effective!
HOLYGARY's DIGNITY greatly fell!
ALAKAZAM allied with HOLYGARY!
Enemy EVOLUMANa used CURSES!
Enemy EVOLUMANa sent out EVOLUMANa!
Geodude, use Seismic Toss!
Enemy EVOLUMANa used ROCK THROW!
GEODUDE caught the ROCK!
GEODUDE used SEISMIC TOSS!
GEODUDE TOSSED the ROCK at ally TREE!
Geodude! What did you do that for?
ROCK was a LEAF STONE!
What? TREE is evolving!
TREE evolved into TREE MAN!
Amazing... it appears to be a humanoid half-tree... Good work,
Geodude.
Ally TREE MAN thinks enemy EVOLUMANa might be allowed to live for
this!
I agree.
Oh, so you're allowed to agree...
NARRATOR is GRUMBLING!
ALAKAZAM doesn't agree!
ALAKAZAM used PSYWAVE!
ALAKAZAM sighed, and waved GOODBYE!
Enemy EVOLUMANa was TELEPORTED somewhere else!
Oookaay... I'm not quite sure how that works out...
Would you like me to bring him back?
No! I'm perfectly happy with it!
Good.
ALAKAZAM return!
Ally TREE MAN says it might help your plans, since he can actually
move from place to place instead of being literally rooted to the ground!
Yes! Now we can bring those Rockets down! Let's go!
HOLYGARY and TREE MAN head off towards the BASE!
NARRATOR heads off to find OAK!
WEBMASTER heads off to write the FANFIC!
DARK VERSION FANFIC! COMING UP SOON! In fact, why wait! Read it now!
(EVOLUMAN appeared!
EVOLUMAN looked DOWN!
EVOLUMAN is at an elevation of 10000 feet!
EVOLUMAN used CURSES!
REALITY appeared!
REALITY used GRAVITY!
It's super effective!
EVOLUMAN fell!
EVOLUMAN somehow survived!
EVOLUMAN fainted!
REALITY wins!) |
