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Dark Version Records: 

A win/lose/draw record of each character that has participated in Dark Version Battles 1-5, followed by a list of the battles in which the character has participated in.

Anarrator: 2:1:0 | 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 
Editor: 2:1:1 | 1, 4, 5 
Garrett the Holy: 2:1:1 | 2, 3 
Bill: 0:1:0 | 3 
Oak: 0:1:0 | 4 
 

Battle #1: The version starts here...  June 26th, 2000ime 0%
Player: Anarrator  [No Record]

ANARRATOR appears!
Hi, everyone! I'm new to this job, and I would like to thank everyone for coming to this new version and hope your stay is enjoyable!
ANARRATOR is proud to have been hired as a NARRATOR!
EDITOR appears!
What's he doing here? He's not supposed to appear until the pokebattle is finished!
EDITOR wonders why there's an A in front of your name!
Umm... hold on a minute...
MEOWTH appeared!
EDITOR wondered why a MEOWTH appeared!
EDITOR used CURIOUSITY!
MEOWTH became CURIOUS!
MEOWTH fainted for no apparent reason!
EDITOR wonders what that was all about!
Well, I'm a Narrator, aren't I? We're supposed to make bad puns and jokes. Curiousity killed the cat, right?
EDITOR said that wasn't just bad! That's taking bad to a whole new level!
Well... I'm new to the job.
EDITOR thinks you've insulted the fine art of pokebattles!
Fine art? Hah! What are you going on about?
EDITOR says that's enough! You must be stopped, before you destroy this version!
EDITOR wants to fight!
Umm... would you not fight if I told you why I'm ANARRATOR?
EDITOR considers it!
EDITOR says tell him, and he'll consider it!
I'm an apprentice. The A stands for apprentice. I'm in the care of another narrator.
EDITOR uses SCOFF!
It's super effective!
EDITOR doesn't beleive you!
EDITOR's respect for you greatly fell!
EDITOR still wants to fight!
EDITOR sent out DELETE KEY!
I guess that makes sense, an editor has to delete a lot.
EDITOR says that YOU will be deleted if you don't send out something!
HA! I'm a narrator! We have our own delete keys!
Get 'em, DKEY!
I don't remember nicknaming my delete key. It's not really something most sane people do, but oh well.
Delete that editor!
Enemy DELETE KEY used DELETE!
It's not very effective...
That's good...
One-hit KO!
What?
DKEY was DELETED!
How come you got first attack?
EDITOR uses EXPLAINATION!
Your delete key has not been used before, while his has a lot of experience! It's a good life, being an EDITOR's DELETE KEY!
Well, I've got a solution to that! RBIN go!
Go! RECYCLE BIN!
EDITOR's respect for you rose slightly!
EDITOR says there may be some hope for you yet...
Does that mean...
...That is, there WOULD be some hope if he wasn't going to delete you!
Damn. Thought not.
You know what to do, RBIN!
RBIN used BLACK PORTAL!
DKEY appeared!
DKEY! Quickly, use...
Enemy DELETE KEY used DELETE!
It's not very effective...
One-hit KO!
DKEY was DELETED!
Gotcha!
ANARRATOR grabbed enemy DELETE KEY!
ANARRATOR began to throw it through BLACK PORTAL!
Enemy DELETE KEY used DELETE!
What? NO!
Not enough PP!
Enemy EDITOR is SHOCKED!
That was not a good move, EDITOR.
Enemy EDITOR realises his mistake, but it's too late!
Enemy EDITOR is paralyzed! It may not save it's DELETE KEY!
DELETE KEY is thrown through BLACK PORTAL!
BLACK PORTAL disappeared!
Now who's going to delete me?
EDITOR's confidence greatly fell!
EDITOR isn't an EDITOR without a DELETE KEY!
EDITOR devolved to SOME UNIMPORTANT GUY (SUG)!
NARRATOR appeared!
Oh! Hi boss! I was just taking care of this...
NARRATOR doesn't have the time for UNIMPORTANT PEOPLE!
SUG fainted for no apparent reason!
Oh.
NARRATOR doesn't think you have much promise as a NARRATOR!
Really? Am I fired?
NARRATOR says no!
I get another chance? Oh, thank you master!
NARRATOR says it's better than that!
NARRATOR says that EDITOR has been bugging him for some time!
NARRATOR thanks you for getting rid of him!
Oh?
NARRATOR uses PROMOTION!
NARRATING LICENCE appears!
What? ANARRATOR is evolving!
It evolved into NARRATOR!
NARRATOR congratulates you!
Well... I don't know what to say!
NARRATOR is LOST FOR WORDS!
NARRATOR says that's not good for a NARRATOR!
UNCERTAINCY PRINCIPLE appears!
What's that?
UP explains that there are two characters in the same pokebattle with the same name! This cannot be!
Uh-oh...
NARRATOR disappears!
Which one?
The other one, obviously! Otherwise you wouldn't be still here, would you?
Why am I talking to myself?
NARRATOR is CONFUSED!
It hurt itself in it's confusion!
Hmm... who cares. I'll just go and find someone to NARRATE over!
NARRATOR leaves!
SUG wakes up!
SUG swears REVENGE for his lost DELETE KEY!
SUG stalks off to find a BLACK PORTAL!
   

Battle #2: A Hero's Welcome  June 26th, 2000
Player: Garrett the Holy   [No Record]

I'm Garrett the Holy, and I'm the hero of this version!
HOLYGARY's EGO greatly rose.
Holygary? HOLYGARY? Why are you calling me GARY? My name is not GARY, it's GARRETT!
NARRATOR says GET OVER IT!
Well, can't you call me GARRETT THE HOLY?
No! It's too long!
Well why not GARRETT or HGARRETT or...
NARRATOR says SHUT UP and GET OVER IT!
You're HOLYGARY!
The only way you're gonna change that is by EVOLVING!
Evolving, what's that?
Don't you know anything about POKEMON?
Never heard of 'em.
How did you get this job?
Um... No-one else wanted to be the hero of this place, they all wanted to go to flashy ones like Aqua or Black version. I got stuck with this job...
If you've never heard of POKEMON, why are you looking for a job in a POKEBATTLES version?
Well, I'm generally an RPG guy myself, but most of them already have a full set of characters.
You're in an RPG? Which one? I've never heard of you before...
What year is it?
2000.
The RPG isn't destined to come out for about ten years yet.
Then why are you...
NARRATOR remembers his job!
NARRATOR says if all your experience is in RPGs you might have a bit of trouble in this world! It can get very weird!
Trust me. After what I've been through, nothing is weird. I wouldn't even be suprised by... an apple with electric needles of excrutiating pain!
NARRATOR says really?
Or even a ball of fluff that looks totally harmless at first, but actually is the evil overlord of the universe with rabies and large fangs!
NARRATOR says it's funny you should say that!
Why?
NARRATOR says you'll see!
NARRATOR uses DEEP LAUGH!
It's super effective!
HOLYGARY's paranoia greatly rose!
I don't like the sound of that... Anyway, how does the battle system work here?
Like THIS!
Wild TREE appeared!
Wild TREE appeared!
Is that all you've got to throw at me? A couple of trees?
NARRATOR looks AMUSED!
NARRATOR stops watching battle!
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
NARRATOR doesn't think this battle will be worth watching! He'll just listen for your death scream!
Alright, I'll show you! I'll just use my trusty sword!
SWORD! Go!
What?
NARRATOR says in this worl you have to send out weapons as if they were pokemon, and they can use attacks as such!
Well, I still don't know what pokemon are, but I know some attacks!
First, I'll intimidate them!
SWORD used INTIMIDATE!
It's super effective!
TREES are SCARED STIFF! They may not attack!
Ha! Now who's good?
NARRATOR is VERY SUPRISED!
NARRATOR deigns to LOOK at BATTLE!
HOLYGARY's SWORD is SLIGHTLY BIGGER than he expected!
In fact, SWORD is BIGGER than HOLYGARY!
SWORD was renamed REALLY BIG-@$$ed SWORD of HURTING THINGS!
So, you can rename my sword to have a name that long, but you can't call me GARRETT THE HOLY?
HOWEVER, it will still be referred to as SWORD!
NARRATOR wonders how you CARRY SWORD!
Well... to tell you the truth, so do I.
NARRATOR changes TOPIC!
NARRATOR reminds you that you have a BATTLE to finish!
Oh yeah! SWORD, use CRUSHING BLOW!
SWORD started BLOWING!
What the...
Did NARRATOR forget to remind you that EVERYTHING is taken LITERALLY here?
Yes!
Oops!
SWORD is blowing VERY HARD!
AIR is CRUSHED!
SWORD's attack continues!
MORE AIR is CRUSHED!
And this is acheiving what?
SWORD'S attack continues!
EVEN MORE AIR is CRUSHED!
AIR is COMPRESSED!
MORE AIR is COMPRESSED!
EVEN MORE AIR is COMPRESSED!
PRESSURE BUILDS!
PRESSURE reached CRITICAL LEVEL!
AIR is RELEASED!
Enemy TREE was BLOWN OVER in the WIND!
Enemy TREE was BLOWN OVER in the WIND!
Enemy TREE fainted!
Enemy TREE fainted!
Ha! I won! That was pathetic!
NARRATOR is IMPRESSED!
NARRATOR's RESPECT for you greatly rose!
HOLYGARY uses VICTORY DANCE!
It's not very effective.
NARRATOR thinks HOLYGARY is making a FOOL of himself!
Why? I do that after every battle!
NARRATOR's RESPECT for you greatly fell!
NARRATOR says you're not in an RPG anymore!
So? I still do my victory dance!
NARRATOR's RESPECT for you fell further!
Yeah, well bad luck!
HOLYGARY used VICTORY DANCE!
HOLYGARY is swinging SWORD over his HEAD!
SWORD narrowly missed NARRATOR!
NARRATOR's RESPECT for you fell to ZERO!
You want some? Come and get it!
HOLYGARY wants to fight!
NARRATOR laughs!
NARRATOR used NARRATOR's LEGACY!
SWORD was RETURNED!
What?
HOLYGARY tries to draw SWORD!
There's no will to fight!
Hey! You're cheating!
NARRATOR says you picked the wrong guy to fight with!
NARRATOR uses FLICK!
What's that gonna do?
HUGE HAND appeared!
Oh. Eeep.
HUGE HAND flicked HOLYGARY!
HOLYGARY is BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

 

Battle #3: The Price of Knowledge  26th June, 2000
Player: Garrett the Holy   [Record: 1-1-0]  Last Battle: Loss vs. Narrator (Battle #2)

NARRATOR is ADMIRING the SCENERY!
Really? What's it like?
NARRATOR says it's BLACK!
What? Why black?
WEBMASTER hasn't put in any SCENERY YET! It's just a BLACK VOID!
So... I just fought those two trees in a blank black void?
NARRATOR says YES!
Where did they come from then?
NARRATOR says they probably came from RED VERSION! There's a SHRINE there that allows passage between VERSIONS! And, it's SURROUNDED by TREES!
Oh.
When do you think the WEBMASTER will create some scenery?
NARRATOR doesn't KNOW! But, it'd better be soon! ENDLESS BLACK is VERY BORING!
And there's NOTHING more dangerous than a BORED NARRATOR!
I'll take your word for it.
NARRATOR sighs!
HOLYGARY sighs!
This is pretty pointless... I mean, doesn't there have to be a battle in each pokebattle?
NARRATOR says YES!
Then who will I battle?
The NARRATOR?
No, I'm not that bored yet.
Neither is NARRATOR!
NARRATOR doesn't really like fighting with those below him for no reason.
I'll remember that.
NARRATOR suggests that maybe you should learn a bit about POKEMON while you're waiting!
Oh. That would be nice... I like to know what I'm dealing with.
POKEDEX appears!
NARRATOR says POKEDEX will tell you all you need to know...
Will it?
...If you can defeat it!
What?
POKEDEX wants to fight!
Why is it trying to fight me? Do they normally do this?
NO! NARRATOR is getting BORED! This is simply for NARRATOR's amusement!
ALRIGHT! SWORD, go!
NARRATOR reminds you that if you BREAK the POKEDEX it can't tell you ANYTHING!
Then how am I supposed to defeat it!
NARRATOR's AMUSEMENT greatly rose!
NARRATOR says if you can get rid of his BOREDOM he'll defeat it for you...
Grr... I'm beginning to regret coming here...
SWORD, return!
Enemy POKEDEX used POKEDRAW!
What's that?
But, it failed! POKEDEX isn't CONNECTED!
Ha! I don't know what it was trying to do but... Now I'll drive that thing into submission!
CAR appeared!
What? I was gonna...
HOLYGARY and POKEDEX are inside CAR!
HOLYGARY is DRIVING POKEDEX to SUBMISSION TOWN!
That's a place?
You'd be suprised what the names of the towns in this world are like!
Well, obviously.
HOLYGARY doesn't know how to DRIVE!
Aaaah! I don't!
CAR used CRASH!
It didn't affect HOLYGARY!
Ha! I used my seatbelt! Valuable lesson there, kids.
It didn't affect enemy POKEDEX!
Oh... despite the efforts of many laws of physics, the pokedex is wearing a seatbelt too...
Recoil!
CAR fainted!
Your move, pokedex...
POKEDEX used CONNECT!
What, is it going to latch onto me or something?
POKEDEX is CONNECTED to the INTERNET!
Oh! I'm going to check my mail!
HOLYGARY uses YAHOO! MAIL!
HOLYGARY checks MAIL on POKEDEX!
HOLYGARY has NO MAIL!
What? No-one sent me any mail!
NARRATOR reminds you that you were created ten years in the future...
Oh yeah.
NARRATOR wonders why, if you are from the future, are you dressed like a medieval knight?
Because I AM a medieval knight! I was in an RPG!
Oh yeah. Now, back to the battle.
HOLYGARY sent MAIL!
HOLYGARY logged out!
POKEDEX readies itself for attack!
POKEDEX realises it has MAIL!
POKEDEX opens MAIL!
MAILBOMB!
POKEDEX is GULLIBLE!
It hurt itself in it's gullibility!
NARRATOR's BOREDOM greatly fell!
Ha! Foolish POKEDEX! You fell for it!
HOLYGARY used TAUNT!
What? I wan't trying to attack!
It didn't affect POKEDEX!
POKEDEX's ATTACK!
POKEDEX used POKEDRAW!
I guess it'll work this time, since it's connected...
POKEDEX connected to BILL's PC!
I've got a bad feeling about this...
POKEDEX sent out RATTATA!
What? I eat little rats like that for breakfast! Literally, on some desperate occasions!
Oh well, I guess this gives me a chance to use my SWORD!
Go, SWORD!
Cut that rat!
SWORD used CUT!
SWORD gave RATTATA a HAIRCUT!
What? Stop twisting my attacks!
NARRATOR reminds you that you're not trying to DEFEAT POKEDEX, but AMUSE NARRATOR!
And, you're succeeding!
RATTATA likes it's NEW STYLE!
RATTATA joined you!
POKEDEX used POKEDRAW!
POKEDEX sent out GEODUDE!
Ha! Puny thing! I'll cut it too!
SWORD used CUT!
No effect! It's made of rock, for god's sake!
Ally RATTATA used STYLE!
It's super effective!
GEODUDE likes RATTATA's STYLE!
GEODUDE calls RATTATA a DUDE!
Ally RATTATA's EGO greatly swelled!
What? RATTATA is EVOLVING!
RATTATA evolved into RATTADUDE!
So that's what evolution is... Not bad.
Not very imaginative, but I'm not complaining...
GEODUDE joined ally RATTATA!
Cool! I've got two pokemon on my side now!
POKEDEX used POKEDRAW!
POKEDEX sent out PIDGEOT!
Whoa, that's one big bird! Alright, if you two want to attack first, feel free...
Ally RATTADUDE used STYLE!
It didn't affect enemy PIDGEOT!
Enemy PIDGEOT has it's OWN STYLE!
Ally GEODUDE used ROCK THROW!
But, it failed! There weren't any rocks to throw!
Grrr... I wish that webmaster would hurry up and bring us some scenery to throw at that thing...
HOLYGARY used HINT!
But, it failed.
Oh well... SWORD, cut that bird like you did RATTADUDE!
SWORD used CUT!
Enemy PIDGEOT recieved HAIRCUT!
I'm not sure that's even possible, as it's a bird, but who cares?
Enemy PIDGEOT's STYLE greatly fell!
Enemy PIDGEOT broke into tears!
Why?
Enemy PIDGEOT's hair now looks like a PIDGEOTTO's!
What's a PIDGEOTTO?
Enemy PIDGEOT draws it's power from it's hair!
What? PIDGEOT is devolving!
That's good, I think.
Enemy PIDGEOT devolved into PIDGEOTTO!
Oh.
SWORD used CUT!
Enemy PIDGEOTTO recieved HAIRCUT!
What? PIDGEOTTO is devolving!
It devolves again?
Enemy PIDGEOTTO devolved into PIDGEY!
These pokemon are weird...
SWORD used...
Enemy PIDGEY used MERCY CRY!
It's crying for mercy?
Well... yes.
Can't you think up a better name for the attack?
NARRATOR says he's NEW to the JOB! Hasn't quite got the hang of it yet!
Oh, okay. It can stay like that if it joins me.
PIDGEY reluctantly agrees!
PIDGEY joined you!
POKEDEX used POKEDRAW!
How many times can it use that attack?
But, it failed!
Ah.
BILL appears!
Oh, hello Bill.
BILL demands respect!
Why? Are you Bill Gates?
BILL says NO!
BILL is BILL GAPES!
Distant relatives or something?
BILL GAPES is the RED VERSION EQUIVILENT of GATES!
BILL GAPES invented the MS POKEDEX!
You mean like... a female pokedex?
BILL says NO! He made the MICROSOFT POKEDEX!
NARRATOR says MS POKEDEX doesn't work nearly as well as ordinary POKEDEXes, and yet it's become very popular and almost mandatory!
BILL wants to know who's stealing all his pokemon from his computer!
It was the pokedex.
HOLYGARY used BLAMEPLACE!
It's super effective!
BILL hates POKEDEXES!
BILL takes POKEDEX!
BILL gives you a complimentary MS POKEDEX DEMO!
BILL runs away!
HOLYGARY wins!
Woohoo! Now to do my VICTORY DANCE!
NARRATOR groans in DESPAIR!
NARRATOR wonders if they can come to an agreement!
I'm listening... You've got thirty seconds until I do my Victory Dance...
If you don't do your dance ever again...
Twenty seconds...
I'll...
Fifteen...
Be nicer to you?
Nup... ten...
Bias battles in your favour?
Tempting but no... three...
I'll even...
HOLYGARY used VI...
I'll let you be GARRETT the HOLY!
HOLYGARY stops!
Agreed!
HOLYGARY was renamed GARRETT the HOLY!
Well... I've got a pokedex - even if it is Microsoft, and a demo - three pokemon, and a proper name. Time to find something to do with them...
I wish the webmaster would hurry up and make somewhere for me to go...

 

Battle #4: Rapid Fire Name Changin'  26th June, 2000
Player: Editor  [Record: 0-1-0]  Last Battle: Loss vs. Narrator (Battle #1)

SOME UNIMPORTANT GUY has reached a TOWN in his WANDERINGS!
I'm not unimportant! I used to be an EDITOR, one of the most feared and powerful beings there ever was!
NARRATOR says he KNOWS!
NARRATOR laughs evilly!
Grrr... stupid narrator...
Anyway, what's this town I've managed to find?
PALLET TOWN!
I didn't know that had been created in this version yet...
It HASN'T! You've changed versions!
Which version am I in now? And if I'm in a different version, what are you doing here?
NARRATOR REFUSES to ANSWER your QUESTIONS!
I don't need you, narrator! I'll get my revenge on you someday!
SUG stomps off into PALLET TOWN!
NARRATOR follows!
Hmm... I think I'll become a permanant citizen of this version.
SUG used APPLY!
It's super effective!
SUG was renamed PALLET CITIZEN!
And, now that I'm not unimportant anymore, and since I'm in Pallet, I think I'll become a pokemon trainer!
PCITIZEN walked to OAK's house!
Gee... this battle is pretty boring so far, but I'm not complaining...
PCITIZEN knocked on DOOR!
DOOR wants to fight!
Hmm... Narrator, you're stealing this from at least one other version...
NARRATOR says it's NOT him!
DOOR knocked BACK!
PCITIZEN was thrown back down the hill!
OW! That really hurt! That does it!
PCITIZEN used DOORKNOCKER!
It's super effective!
DOOR was fully KNOCKED...
And this is supposed to do what?
NARRATOR says to LET HIM FINISH!
DOOR was fully KNOCKED DOWN!
DOOR fainted!
Wow... That was a flimsy door...
It's made of BAMBOO! You could put your foot straight through it!
Well, I'm moving in.
TRAP appeared!
What?
Suprise attack!
No!
TRAP used TRAP!
Yikes!
It's super effective!
PCITIZEN is TRAPPED! It may not attack!
No kidding... I'm hanging upside down by a rope tied around my foot!
NARRATOR laughs!
TRAP used CONSTRICT!
Ow! It's tightening! How...
TRAP's attack continues!
FOOT's CIRCULATION greatly fell!
Why is this trap in Oak's house anyway?
TRAP's attack continues!
FOOT's CIRCULATION greatly fell!
Yer gonna cut off my foot! Ow! Let go!
Wait... maybe there's something here that could help me...
NARRATOR says there ISN'T!
Damn.
TRAP's attack continues!
FOOT is about to fall off!
TRAP's attack finishes!
TRAP's grip greatly fell!
PCITIZEN fell out!
Yay! Free at last!
Onto his head!
Ow... This is not really my day...
That's not a very good trap.
Now, I'm going to go see Oak. And there had better not be any more traps.
OAK appeared!
Oh... that was quick!
OAK is curled up in the CORNER!
What's he doing there?
OAK is PARANOID!
Great. A paranoid professor. I guess I'd better try to calm him down.
OAK refuses to talk to you!
Why?
OAK is SCARED of you!
Oh.
I'm probably going to regret doing this, but...
PCITIZEN moves behind wall!
PCITIZEN changes clothes!
PCITIZEN is renamed FAKE PSYCHOLOGIST!
Shhh! Ixnay on the Akefay!
NARRATOR doesn't quite understand...
NARRATOR is confused!
...
Aren't you going to hurt yourself in your confusion?
No. I've never really been into doing that.
Well, could you please remove the 'fake' from my name?
Hmmm... Okay.
FAKE PSYCHOLOGIST was renamed PSYCHOLOGIST!
Thanks.
NICKNAME is too long!
PSYCHOLOGIST was renamed PSYCHODOC!
Don't call me that, it makes me sound like a mad scientist!
NARRATOR says no-one will NOTICE!
OK, I'll go and see if I can find out what's bothering Oak.
OAK is still cowering in the corner!
Come on, Oak, let me talk to you.
OAK wants to know who you are! You look awfully familiar to him!
I'm a psychiatr-
NARRATOR says you're PSYCHODOC!
OAK cowers in fear!
Oh yeah, narrator, noone will notice. Thanks.
NARRATOR is just doing his JOB!
Oh, cut it. Come on, Oak, I want to help you get over this fear of yours...
OAK wants to know HOW!
Well, first I want to know what it is...
OAK fears that he will be killed!
By who?
OAK explains how the OAKs of several other versions have been killed by stars of the version!
That's not good.
PSYCHODOC used MAKENOTE!
OAK has placed TRAPS to prevent anyone finding him!
You should not be afraid of the version's stars... quite often they're quite nice people... I believe that they simply become enraged by your restrictive rules.
OAK has revelation!
OAK realises you're right!
OAK is cured!
Great!
PSYCHODOC was renamed PCITIZEN.
Could you make me a pokemon trainer?
OAK says NO PROBLEM!
OAK gives you POKETRAINER's EQUIP!
Gee... thanks!
I guess life's finally going right for me...
PCITIZEN was renamed PTRAINER!
OAK is OVERJOYED!
OAK runs around lab in his joy!
Wait, Oak, you forgot about your...
TRAP appeared!
Suprise attack!
OAK is TRAPPED! It may not attack!
Whoa, Oak, that's a much bigger trap than the one that got me...
TRAP wrapped around OAK's neck!
No! I don't want to look!
PTRAINER looked away!
FIVE SECONDS pass!
Oak died!
Hmmm... He was so scared of trainers, he killed himself with his own protection against them...
PORTAL to DARK VERSION appeared!
Oh well, guess I'd better be going back...
PTRAINER entered PORTAL!
PORTAL closed!
...
...
Hey! Waitaminute! That's my version too!
NARRATOR created PORTAL to DARK VERSION!
NARRATOR entered PORTAL!
IMPOSTER OAK appeared!
IMPOSTER OAK used EVIL LAUGH!
IOAK entered PORTAL!
PORTAL closed!

 
 

Battle #5: Strange Things are Afoot  26th June, 2000 Anime 0%
Player: Editor  [Record: 1-1-1]  Last Battle: Draw vs. Trap (Battle #38)

Ah, back in Dark Version!
SUG is glad to be back!
What do you mean, SUG? I'm a pokemon trainer now!
NARRATOR begs to DIFFER!
I got my pokemon trainer's equipment, even a license! Look!
NARRATOR says LICENSE is only valid in RED VERSION!
Here, you're just as unimportant as you ever were!
I was in Red Version? You never told me!
That's because you would have never come back if you'd known!
So? I thought you wanted to get rid of me!
NARRATOR does!
WEBMASTER doesn't!
Oh.
RED AUTHORITIES appear!
Wha... Who are they?
RA demand you return the Pokemon equipment you were given!
No! I'm keeping it! I'm a pokemon trainer!
RA say you're under arrest!
For what? Not returning the equipment?
For murder of OAK!
I didn't kill him! He died by his own trap! Don't take me away... please...
SUG used MERCYPLEAD!
It's not very effective!
RA are dragging SUG to Red Version Jail!
Well, at least I'm going back to Red Version!
RA laugh!
RA say you're going to BLACK VERSION!
What? No! I don't want to die!
RA say you're going to get fed to RED DOOMPUFF!
Nooooooooo!
DARK AUTHORITIES appear!
DA are on a MISSION from the WEBMASTER!
Please let them be coming to save me!
DA order RA to UNHAND you!
Thank you, great WEBMASTER!
RA want to fight!
I knew it wouldn't be that easy...
SUG used SWEATDROP!
How much of narration consists of pointing out the obvious?
NARRATOR ignores you!
DA use LOCK!
DA's guns are locked on target!
DA's accuracy greatly increased!
Ah! Don't shoot me!
SUG's attack continued!
SUG is SWEATING PROFUSELY!
I don't know what that means...
SUG is VERY SWEATY!
Much better.
SUG slips out of RA's grip!
RA curse!
RA use LOCK!
RA's guns are locked on target!
RA's accuracy greatly increased!
I'm leaving now...
SUG ran away!
RA use gunfight!
DA use firepower!
Forces collide!
RA faint!
DA faint!
RA are returned to RED VERSION!
DA lie just where they are!
Narrator, I really didn't need to know that, I was running away from the battle.
NARRATOR doesn't care!
NARRATOR follows you!
SHADOWY TRIO appear!
Whoa! Who are they?
NARRATOR doesn't KNOW!
So far, there's not enough characters in this version to form a TRIO, let alone a SHADOWY TRIO!
SHADOW3 whisper among themselves!
Should I be fighting them?
NARRATOR says you can if you want to!
SHADOW3 notice you!
SHADOW3 politely ask you to leave!
Who are you? I want to know!
SHADOW3 ignore you!
MACHINE appears!
What does that do?
SHADOW3 say it's none of your business!
SHADOW3 ask you firmly to leave!
NARRATOR doesn't want to leave!
NARRATOR wants to know what they're doing!
SHADOW3 ignore NARRATOR!
SHADOW3 fiddle with MACHINE!
SCREEN appears!
SCREEN uses RED!
MACHINE is working NOISILY!
NARRATOR demands to know what SHADOW3 are doing!
SHADOW3 demand that NARRATOR leave!
NARRATOR uses NARRATOR's LEGACY!
NARRATOR uses MINDREAD!
NARRATOR finds out EVERYTHING!
SHADOW3 are ENRAGED!
NARRATOR is AFRAID!
NARRATOR tells you to RUN!
Is it just me, or do I have no part in this battle?
NARRATOR says MACHINE is a CLONING DEVICE!
SHADOW3 are CLONING RED VERSION!
SHADOW3 are REALLY ENRAGED!
SHADOW3 use BIG @$$ed death ray!
Whoa! I wouldn't want to be hit by that!
NARRATOR wouldn't either... but doesn't have much choice in the matter!
Whoa! Who said that?
DARK TEXT is SHADOW3!
Why isn't the NARRATOR talking?
Oh... sorry, forgot.
NARRATOR died!
You... you killed the NARRATOR!
DARK VERSION needs NARRATOR, badly!
Who said that? There's too many different texts here...
BROWN TEXT is WEBMASTER!
SHADOW3 offer to let you be NARRATOR!
No problem! That's even better than being an EDITOR!
SHADOW3 say they'll let you become NARRATOR if you don't INTERFERE with their business!
Deal!
Hey, how do you get a say in who becomes NARRATOR?
NARRATION is a DEMOCRATIC business!
You need at least 51% of the version's population to vote for you!
As the version currently only contains 6 people, if the four of you vote you become NARRATOR!
Deal!
SUG is renamed NARRATOR!
Cool! I'm in control now! Let's try out my red text...
EDITOR used RED TEXT!
Mwahahahahaha! No one can defeat the NARRATOR!
SHADOW3 remind you that they just defeated the last NARRATOR!
SHADOW3 disappear!
MACHINE disappears!
I wasn't really involved in any of the battles in this version, but since I'm NARRATOR now...
NARRATOR wins!
Mwahahaha!
 

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