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A win/lose/draw record of each character that has participated in Dark Version Battles 1-10, followed by a list of the battles in which the character has participated in.

Anarrator: 2:1:0 | 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8 
Editor: 2:2:2 | 1, 4, 5, 6, 7
Garrett the Holy: 4:2:2 | 2, 3, 6, 7, 9
Bill: 0:1:0 | 3
Oak: 0:3:0 | 4, 8
Jessie: 2:1:0 | 7, 10, T1
James: 0:1:1 | 7
Boba: 0:1:0 | 10

SCENERY appeared!
About bloody time!
TREEs appeared!
Are they the attacking sort?
DARK CAVE appeared!
Hello? Are you listening to me?
Various other SMALL OBJECTS appear!
HEY! NARRATOR!
HOLYGARY has NARRATOR's attention!
Hey! You agreed to call me Garrett the Holy!
That was the OLD NARRATOR!
NEW NARRATOR cares not about your VICTORY DANCE!
Bugger...
Well, at least the Webmaster finally got around to creating some scenery.
NARRATOR thinks you should show more RESPECT when TALKING about the ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER!
Well, HOLYGARY thinks you should show more RESPECT and call me GARRETT THE HOLY!
HOLYGARY should THINK about what he SAYS before SAYING it.
NARRATOR should NOT use too many ALL CAPS words!
NARRATOR snaps!
NARRATOR uses ANVIL DROP!
LARGE ANVIL appears!
LARGE ANVIL used BODY SLAM!
The attack missed!
NARRATOR says that was a warning shot!
Umm... Point taken.
NARRATOR says GET ON WITH THE BATTLE!
You want me to go into that cave?
NARRATOR pushes you into CAVE!
I'll take that as a yes.
Hmm... It's dark in here. I'll light one of my torches...
HOLYGARY uses TORCH!
CAVE was LIT!
CAVE is ANGRY!
I'm beginning to get sick of this world.
CAVE wants to FIGHT!
Um... I don't think you're supposed to capitalize fight there...
NARRATOR says he doesn't CARE!
CAVE sent out CAVE CRAWLER!
I was expecting a pokemon...
CAVE CRAWLER was renamed PARAS!
Ah, that sounds like a pokemon. I wonder what the pokedex has to say about it...
MS POKEDEMO has NOTHING TO SAY!
What? Isn't it a pokemon?
MS POKEDEMO has information on FIRE, WATER, and ELECTRIC-types!
PARAS is not any of these!
Oh. Well, whatever it is, it can't stand up to my pokemon! Pidgey, I choose you!
PIDGEY prepares for battle!
Umm... I don't know any of it's attacks...
Well, it's a bird, so I'm sure it knows how to fly! Fly, Pidgey!
PIDGEY used FLY!
PIDGEY slammed into the ROOF!
Ooh... that had to hurt...
ROOF is ANGRY!
ROOF wants to FIGHT!
Is there anything in this world that DOESN'T want to fight?
NARRATOR tells you not to use ALL CAPS words! That's his job!
Yeah, yeah, let me get on with the fight...
ROOF used STALIGTITE DROP!
It's super effective!
PARAS fainted!
PIDGEY fainted!
Hmm... Pidgey return.
Pidgey, return!
CAVE sent out ZUBAT!
Ha! I'll chop that thing to bits! Go, SWORD!
SWORD, I choose you!
Chop that flying rat!
SWORD used CHOP!
But, it missed!
ZUBAT used LEECH LIFE!
It had no effect!
Fury Swipes!
SWORD's FURY greatly rose!
How does that work? It's a sword for god's sakes!
SWORD's attack and speed greatly rose!
SWORD's accuracy and defence greatly fell!
I'll remember that one...
SWORD used SWIPES!
Glancing blow!
ZUBAT used SCREECH!
Ow! That's loud!
ZUBAT screeched for HELP!
Uh-oh...
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Yeah, I get the picture!
ZUBAT appeared! ZUBAT appeared! ZUBAT appe... oh.
ZUBAT SWARM used SWARM SCREECH!
It's super LOUD!
Aaaaaaarrrrggghhh!
HOLYGARY used SCREAM!
But, it failed!
ROOF is ENRAGED!
ZUBAT SWARM used MASS EVACUATION!
It's super effective!
ZUBAT SWARM ran away!
HOLYGARY was pushed out of CAVE!
Whoa! Help!
HOLYGARY wins!
Hey... cool...
ROOF used COLLAPSE!
ROOF collapsed!
Well, there's new narration, but it still hasn't got any more imaginative...
CAVE fainted!
ROOF was hit with recoil!
ROOF fainted!
HOLYGARY wins again!
Hey, this is really knocking up my win total.
NARRATOR realises nothing much has happened in the last two battles!
NARRATOR realises this is starting to get boring!
NARRATOR finishes POKEBATTLE...
NOW!
 

Battle #7: Hostile Takeover June 30th, 2000
Player: Garrett the Holy   [Record: 4-1-1]  Last Battle: Win vs. Cave/Roof (Battle #6)

HOLYGARY is BORED!
No kidding... I'm getting tired of this pokebattles thing...
HOLYGARY needs QUEST, badly!
I can get them here?
Well, you can now!
Where could I get one?
JESSIE appeared!
JAMES appeared!
Hey, who are you two?
JESSIE wants to know who you are!
I'm Garrett the Holy, hero of this version!
JAMES doesn't think so!
I was hired as the hero of this version! Do you want to fight about it?
...
Hey! HOLYGARY wants to FIGHT!
Bad luck! JESSIE and JAMES don't!
JESSIE tells JAMES to let her do the talking!
JAMES submits!
JESSIE says this is their version!
JAMES agrees tamely!
What? This version doesn't belong to you!
JESSIE says this version belongs to TEAM ROCKET!
JAMES agrees tamely!
What's TEAM ROCKET?
JESSIE and JAMES use MOTTO...
But NARRATOR couldn't be bothered writing it out!
JESSIE was renamed TRJESSIE!
JAMES was renamed TRJAMES!
Well, I don't know who you are, but I'm sure you don't own this version!
NARRATOR looks EMBARRASSED!
What?!?
NARRATOR admits that they DO own DARK VERSION!
WHAT?!?
NARRATOR needed the money! He sold DARK VERSION to TEAM ROCKET!
How could you? What would the webmaster - that you love so much - think of this?
WEBMASTER doesn't mind!
TEAM ROCKET pays him TRIBUTE! And it's (possibly) good for the version's ratings!
I'm really beginning to regret getting this job.
HOLYGARY's RESPECT for WEBMASTER greatly FELL!
TRJESSIE says you're TRESPASSING on TEAM ROCKET property!
TRJAMES tamely agrees!
Hey, James, aren't you sick of being a docile slave to Jessie?
TRJAMES is!
But TRJAMES is scared of TRJESSIE!
If you join me, I'll get rid of her for you!
TRJESSIE heard you!
TRJESSIE is ENRAGED!
TRJESSIE wants to fight!
Ha! You think you can beat me?
Enemy TRJESSIE sent out ARBOK!
Oh. That's a big snake.
Enemy TRJESSIE tells JAMES to fight!
TRJAMES doesn't want to fight!
Quick, Geodude, while she's distracted, beat up that ARBOK!
Enemy TRJESSIE orders TRJAMES to fight!
TRJAMES used WHINE!
It's not very effective!
TRJESSIE used GIANT PAPER FAN!
TRJAMES tamely agrees to fight!
TRJAMES sends out WEEZING!
TRJESSIE turns back to BATTLE!
ARBOK is FAINTED!
TRJESSIE is ENRAGED!
GEODUDE is PROUD!
TRJAMES doesn't want to fight!
TRJESSIE sent out LIKITUNG!
What is that? AAAAhahahahahaha!
LIKITUNG used LICK!
What's that going to do?
It's not very effective...
So, what were you expecting?
LIKITUNG used SLOBBER!
Ooooh! I'm so scared!
JESSIE's PATIENCE greatly fell!
It's super effective!
What? Jessie's patience dropping?
No! Likitung's attack!
WHAT?
Geodude is weak against water!
Geodude fainted!
That does it!
Time to use my trusty SWORD!
The enemy looks rather harmless! Go, SWORD!
TRJESSIE says that's a BIG SWORD!
TRJAMES tamely agrees!
TRJESSIE jumps!
TRJESSIE forgot TRJAMES was there!
TRJESSIE used BIG PAPER FAN!
LIKITUNG used SLOBBER!
Geez, aren't there any original attacks? Or effective ones, for that matter?
What? SWORD is DEVOLVING!
I'm getting sick of these nasty suprises, narrator.
SWORD devolved into RUSTY SWORD!
RUSTSWORD used SLICE!
It's super painful!
LIKITUNG fainted!
Hmm... I wouldn't want to get cut with this thing.
TRJESSIE demands TRJAMES fight!
TRJAMES doesn't want to fight!
TRJESSIE orders TRJAMES to fight!
TRJAMES has had JUST ABOUT ENOUGH of TRJESSIE!
TRJAMES quits TEAM ROCKET!
What? TRJAMES is devolving!
TRJAMES devolved into JAMES!
JAMES allies with you!
TRJESSIE calls JAMES a TRAITOR!
TRJESSIE uses BIG PAPER FAN!
What? BIG PAPER FAN is EVOLVING!
BIG PAPER FAN evolved into METAL-REINFORCED REALLY BIG PAPER FAN!
Whoa, that thing's nearly as big as my sword...
TRJESSIE used FANWHACKER!
HOLYGARY is FLYING into the DISTANCE!
JAMES wants to talk about this like CIVILIZED PEOPLE!
TRJESSIE used FANWHACKER!
JAMES is BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
TRJESSIE wins!
(FIVE minutes, SEVERAL miles and ONE painful landing later...)
She hits hard...
HOLYGARY recieves QUEST!
Cool! I have a reason to live!
HOLYGARY must defeat TEAM ROCKET!
JAMES landed on HOLYGARY!
HOLYGARY fainted!
JAMES fainted!
NOBODY wins!

Battle #8: A Plan set in... Oak? July 2nd, 2000
Player: Oak   [Record: 0-1-0]  Last Battle: Fatal loss vs. Trap (Battle #4)

Ow... my neck hurts... where am I?
MYSTERIOUS VOICE welcomes you to BLACK VERSION!
No! Not Black Version! I don't want to die!
NARRATOR thinks it's a little late for that!
Hey, you're the same narrator that was in Dark Version! Shouldn't there be a Black Version Narrator?
NARRATOR says Black Narrator is off taking care of Black characters!
You're a Dark Version character now, and get treated as such!
But why are you here?
NARRATOR got killed in the battle after you died!
Who has the power to kill a narrator?
NARRATOR can't say!
Don't you know who killed you?
NARRATOR knows! But he's not allowed to tell!
Why?
The WEBMASTER isn't letting him!
Oh. But you're in Black Version now, so how does the Dark webmaster have any power over you?
ANVIL appeared!
ANVIL used BODY SLAM!
A miss!
ANVIL disappeared!
NARRATOR warns you not to badmouth the Webmaster in future! He's got low patience and enjoys dropping anvils on people!
Riiiight...
So, where do I go now?
NARRATOR remains SILENT!
This narrator? Remaining silent? Ha!
Oh well, I guess this way's as good as any...
OAK starts walking in a RANDOM DIRECTION!
OAK runs into DOUBLE Da!
Double da? What kind of name is that for a person?
DOUBLE Da is a clone of DOUBLE D!
Who's Double D?
The hero of this version!
DOUBLE Da is HOPELESSLY LOST!
Do you have any idea where we'd find a portal to Dark Version?
DOUBLE Da has never HEARD of DARK VERSION!
Well, what version are you from?
DOUBLE Da is not from any version!
If you're not from any version... Where are you from?
OAK is confused!
DOUBLE Da is from EARTH!
...Or, more accurately, DOUBLE D is from EARTH! DOUBLE Da was created in BLACK VERSION!
Earth? I've never heard of such a place... Are there any interesting pokemon there?
DOUBLE Da says there are NO pokemon there!
No pokemon? What reason is there for living there, then?
DOUBLE Da doesn't know!
FEAROW appeared!
FEAROW wants to fight!
Oh no! Double Da, do you have any pokemon to fight this thing with?
DOUBLE Da doesn't!
Well, we might be able to beat this thing if we work together...
DOUBLE Da looks doubtful, but allies with you anyway!
Enemy FEAROW used DRILL PECK!
Ally DOUBLE Da fainted!
So much for that idea.
Enemy FEAROW used WING ATTACK!
OAK is STUNNED! It may not attack!
Whoa...
FEAROW used FLY!
FEAROW grabbed OAK and flew away!
OAK is seeing STARYUs!
I don't feel so good...
OAK is stunned no more!
Aaaah!
OAK is SCARED of heights!
OAK used STRUGGLE!
FEAROW nearly dropped OAK!
Whoa! I'm not doing that again!
OAK is hit with RECOIL!
OAK fainted!
FEAROW wins!
...
...
...
...
OAK wakes up!
Where am I?
SHADOWY FIGURES appeared!
How many?
NARRATOR doesn't know!
Can't you count for yourself?
It's all dark, I can't see any of them!
LIGHT appears!
SHADOWY FIGURES were renamed OAK COUNCIL!
I'm still in the dark.
NARRATOR says he's the one who should be making the awful puns around here!
OAK COUNCIL is made up of the OAKs of various versions who died from those trainers who got frustrated!
OAK COUNCIL used MEETING!
I guess I should join them...
COUNCIL LEADER uses LECTURE!
Friends, Oaks, clones...
So the leader gets his own text colour?
Yes!
OAK COUNCIL use SHUSH!
We have been the ones who start the trainers of the journey! We have been the driving force behind the very concept of Pokemon capture! Without us, there wouldn't be pokemon trainers!
COUNCIL used CHEER!
And how do they repay us? They kill us off, one by one!
COUNCIL used BOO!
So, I say it is time to get our revenge on them! Who's with me?
COUNCIL used DEAFENING CHEER!
I'm not... I wasn't killed by a trainer...
OAK was swept along by the mob!
No I wasn't... Oh, what's the use.
But we aren't going to get anywhere in Black Version, the land of the dead!
COUNCIL agrees!
So, we need to find a version... One that hasn't been fully populated yet, that we can get to fairly easily... That we can take over and use as our base of operations.
COUNCIL wonders if such a place exists!
It does! I have discovered a version, that was only recently created, and is very close to this Black Version!
COUNCIL asks what it's called!
Dark Version.
COUNCIL used DEAFENING CHEER!
What? You're not taking over my version!
OAK was swept along by the mob!
No! Never! I'm not invading my version!
OAK has no choice!
OAK COUNCIL marches away!
What? OAK COUNCIL is evolving!
OAK COUNCIL evolved into OAK MOB!
OAK is swept along by the mob!
OAK MOB wins!

I love these Narrator's powers! Who to terrorize today...
HOLYGARY appeared!
He'll do.
HOLYGARY notices you!
HOLYGARY groans!
What, don't you like being narrated over?
HOLYGARY prefers the old narrator!
What, you don't like it when I do this?
HOLYGARY says Do what?
HOLYGARY is confused!
It hurt itself in it's confusion!
HOLYGARY says that's exactly what he's talking about!
Well, live with it! I'm the Narrator around here!
HOLYGARY ignores you!
What?
HOLYGARY is trying a new tactic!
HOLYGARY continues to ignore you!
You can't ignore me!
HOLYGARY is ignoring you!
Oh yeah? How about this?
TREE appeared!
HOLYGARY ignores TREE!
HOLYGARY is walking away!
No! Get back here!
NARRATOR used NARRATOR's LEGACY!
It didn't affect HOLYGARY!
What?
NARRATOR needs ATTENTION, badly!
HOLYGARY ran away!
NARRATOR wins!
I don't care if I won! I'm going to get him to pay attention to me!
NARRATOR chases after HOLYGARY!
How about this?
NARRATOR used GREEN TEXT!
HOLYGARY ignores GREEN TEXT!
You can't ignore me forever...
NARRATOR used WHITE TEXT!
HOLYGARY ignores WHITE TEXT!
This guy is stubborn!
NARRATOR used BLACK TEXT!
HOLYGARY can't see BLACK TEXT...
... but if he could, he'd ignore it!
That does it! I've had enough!
HOLYGARY fainted!
How's that?
HOLYGARY ignores NARRATOR and keeps walking!
No! It's not possible!
SCENERY fades!
What... what's going on?
NETWORK NARRATORS ASSOCIATION appears!
Who are you?
NNA says you have ABUSED the POWER of NARRATION!
What are you going to do?
NNA are sending you to the LIMBO!
You mean... Black Version? I don't want to!
Not BLACK VERSION!
Phew!
The LIMBO between the VERSIONS!
No! That's even worse!
NNA disappear!
NOTHINGNESS appears!
I'm stuck in the void between versions... Help me!
DOOMPUFF appears!
RED DOOMPUFF appears!
Aaaaah! That wasn't the sort of help I was after!
DOOMPUFFs don't notice you! They're fighting each other!
Well, that's one good thing, I guess...
NARRATOR loses!

That'll teach that loser to mess with Team Rocket!
...
What're those dots? Where's the Narration?
NARRATOR was FIRED!
Ah, you'd be the Webmaster.
Yes!
WEBMASTER doesn't like doing NARRATOR's JOB!
Well, who'll be the new Narrator then?
A replacement NARRATOR is being DOWNLOADED as we speak!
Downloaded?
WEBMASTER couldn't find one on such short notice! So, a COMPUTER NARRATOR is being DOWNLOADED!
You can do that?
Well, OBVIOUSLY! Otherwise I wouldn't be doing it, would I?
I guess so.
...
Are you nearly done? I need to find some pokemon to steal.
...
Hello?
...
DOWNLOAD finished!
CNARRATOR appeared!
So, now we've got a computer narrator?
Yes.
What? That text isn't even red!
WEBMASTER knows! It's a cheap replacement, but it'll have to do!
WEBMASTER leaves!
Well... Just goes to show what that guy thinks of us...
BOSS appeared!
Oh, boss!
FLUNKY appeared!
FLUNKY appeared!
Flunkies? That's not like you, boss!
BOSS says you can never be too careful! This is POKEBATTLES!
BOSS wonders where your partner is!
The loser refused to help me against a powerful trainer!
BOSS asks what happened to him!
He quit Team Rocket and joined the trainer!
BOSS again asks what happened to him!
I whacked them both over the horizon!
BOSS is impressed!
JESSIE's PAYCHECK greatly rose!
Thank you, boss.
TEAM ROCKET needs BASE, badly!
Where do you want to build it?
BOSS says HERE!
CONSTRUCTION MATERIALS appeared!
WORKERS appeared!
Whoa... What would you have me do, sir?
BOSS says you can keep guard!
Yessir!
BOSS says if you do well, there might be a promotion for you!
Yessir!
BOSS leaves to supervise CONSTRUCTION!
FLUNKIES leave to supervise BOSS!
JESSIE stays and keeps GUARD!
A payrise... I haven't had one of those since I was sent to capture that Pikachu!
...
That's strange, I was expecting the Narrator to make a sarcastic comment there!
NARRATOR is a COMPUTER!
NARRATOR is unable to make comments!
You mean... no sarcastic comments?
Correct.
No altering of attacks?
Correct.
No biasing battles?
Correct.
Hmm... may as well not be in the pokebattles universe...
BOB appeared!
Hey! You're that tree trainer from Red Version, aren't you?
BOB is!
BOB says you're that loser from Team Rocket, aren't you?
Hey! Who are you calling a loser? And what are you doing in this version anyway?
BOB says this is RED VERSION!
No, this is Dark version!
BOB says you must be lost!
BOB sees CONSTRUCTION SITE!
BOB wants to know what's going on!
None of your business! This is our version, and we make the rules here!
BOB insists this is RED VERSION!
Dark Version!
BOB says RED VERSION!
Dark Version!
WEBMASTER intervenes!
BOB says that isn't the webmaster!
WEBMASTER says this is DARK VERSION!
WEBMASTER is the DARK VERSION WEBMASTER!
Well... now do you beleive me?
BOB says this looks exactly like RED VERSION...
...Except for that construction site.
WEBMASTER says a SHADOWY TRIO cloned RED VERSION!
BOB doesn't think that's possible! And if it is, it's probably not allowed!
WEBMASTER says BOB is nothing but a CLONE of the real BOB!
BOB was renamed BOBa!
Boba? Hahahahaha!
BOBa's self-esteem greatly fell!
BOBa doesn't want to be a clone!
Now, I'm afraid you'll have to leave.
BOBa doesn't hear you! He's too deep in thought!
Well, maybe you will pay attention to this!
JESSIE sent out METALFAN!
BOBa doesn't notice!
JESSIE used FANWHACKER!
BOBa is blasting off again!
Good riddance. Let's see how the boss is going on his base...
BASE is FINISHED!
BOSS appears!
You certainly work fast, sir.
BOSS asks if anyone tried to get in!
Yes, a red version clone.
BOSS asks what happe...
BOSS notices METALFAN!
BOSS nods approvingly!
Do I get that promotion, sir?
BOSS says MAYBE!
Maybe?
BOSS says if you continue to serve him well, you will be promoted!
Thank you sir!
BOSS says you might want to consider finding a new partner, though.
Don't worry sir! I'm sure I'll find someone.
...
...
BOSS thinks this is a rather weak end for a pokebattle!
Umm... You probably should be careful when saying things like that. It could insult the Webmaster.
WEBMASTER doesn't mind!
WEBMASTER agrees with BOSS!
WEBMASTER wants a traditional ending!
WEBMASTER used FLICK!
JESSIE is BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
GIOVANNI sighs and returns to his newly built base!