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Dark Version Records: 

A win/lose/draw record of each character that has participated in Dark Version Battles 1-15, followed by a list of the battles in which the character has participated in.

Anarrator: 2:1:0 | 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 
Editor: 2:3:2 | 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, T1
Garrett: 4:5:2 | 2, 3, 6, 7, T1, 12
Bill: 0:1:0 | 3, 14
Oak: 0:3:0 | 4, 8, 13
Jessie: 5:2:1 | 7, 10, T1, 11, 14
James: 0:2:1 | 7, 12
Cranky Bob: 1:1:0 | 10, 12
Deven: 5:2:1 | T1, 11, 14
Engineer: 0:0:1 | 11
Innocent Civilian: 0:0:1 | 11
Ash: 0:1:0 | 15
Misty: 0:1:0 | 15
Tracey: 1:0:0 | 15
Butch & Cassidy: 0:1:0 | 15

Come on, Deven, we've got a long way to go.
Ally DEVEN wants to know where we're going!
Well, the Boss seems to have found a super-rich inventor, and wants to... persuade him to sponsor us.
Ally DEVEN wants to KILL!
Not yet... be patient.
Ally DEVEN is getting bored!
Look! There's his house now!
Ally DEVEN thinks you said that we had a long way to go!
We do! It's way over on the horizon!
Ally DEVEN sees HOUSE!
Ally DEVEN wants to DESTROY!
Maybe... if he's unco-operative...
Ally DEVEN is getting bored!
TREE appeared!
TREE appeared!
TREE appeared!
TREES want to fight!
Here we go, Deven, maybe these trees will warm us up for the battles ahead...
TREE sent out LEAF!
TREE sent out LEAF!
TREE sent out LEAF!
Hmm... Three leaves. Good thing we got some more pokemon before we came...
Ally DEVEN sent out EL PIDGEOTE!
What is that?
Ally DEVEN says it's a SPANISH PIDGEOT!
Well, I guess that explains the hat... and maybe the red cloth on it's wing...
Ally DEVEN says it's very effective against TAUROS!
That's really awful...
LEAVES used RAZOR LEAF!
EL PIDGEOTE used GUST!
LEAVES were DEFLECTED!
LEAVES hit TREES!
My turn... Go, Vulpix! Use Flamethrower to bring down those trees!
VULPIX used FLAMETHROWER!
LEAVES vaporized!
TREE vaporized!
TREE vaporized!
TREE was badly burnt!
Hmm... didn't quite finish that one off, Vulpix.
EL PIDGEOTE used WHIRLWIND!
TREE was blown away!
TEAM ROCKET wins!
That was great! We make a good team, Deven.
Ally DEVEN is having FUN!
Ally DEVEN wants to find some more things to DESTROY!
There will be plenty to destroy along the way, I'm sure.
ENGINEER appeared!
Ally DEVEN wants to KILL!
First we'll see if he has any pokemon we can steal.
Ally DEVEN reluctantly agrees!
OK, mate, what are you doing here?
ENGINEER is helping WEBMASTER set up DARK VERSION!
Oh. How?
ENGINEER is installing RECAP into DARK VERSION!
Ally DEVEN wants to KILL!
No, Deven, he's working for the Webmaster. I wouldn't attack him if I was you...
ENGINEER is LEAVING!
Ally DEVEN tries to KILL!
WEBMASTER used THUNDERBOLT!
Ally DEVEN is FRIED! It may not attack!
You've got to learn to calm down, partner.
Ally DEVEN is GROWLING!
Come on, we'd better get moving.
Ally DEVEN used ANIME HEAL!
Ally DEVEN is miraculously FULLY HEALED!
You're learning, Deven.
Ally DEVEN wants to MAIM!
Well, I'm sure we'll find someone around here who we can hurt...
INNOCENT BYSTANDER appears!
Well, we may as well do the Motto.
TEAM ROCKET use MOTTO!
Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To destroy all things in every nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To kill all under the stars above!
Jessie!
Deven!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
If you run now, you'll live to see another night!
Hey, we used our different texts... Deven, that's not the motto.
Ally DEVEN doesn't CARE! That' HIS motto!
BYSTANDR is UNIMPRESSED!
Well, do you have any pokemon?
BYSTANDR claims he doesn't!
Narrator, does he have any pokemon?
BYSTANDR does!
BYSTANDR curses NARRATOR!
BYSTANDR wants to fight!
Well, that's just wh...
BYSTANDR wants to fight NARRATOR!
Oh. Well, tell us when you're done.
Ally DEVEN wants to MAIM!
Wait... this guy's going to be in such bad condition after the narrator's finished with him, we should be able to take his pokemon no problem!
Ally DEVEN needs to SLAUGHTER, badly!
Later! I'm beginning to wonder whether it's worth having you as a partner...
BYSTANDR wants to fight NARRATOR!
NARRATOR can't fight!
NARRATOR is a computer! It isn't programmed to battle!
BYSTANDR curses!
BYSTANDR wants to fight YOU!
Aha!
BYSTANDR sent out JESSIEa!
What the... that's me!
JESSIEa is a RED VERSION CLONE!
BYSTANDER sent out JAMESa!
I hate it when people copy my style! Grrr...
Ally DEVEN wants to... Ally DEVEN has run out of nasty things he wants to do!
It's super effective!
Ally DEVEN fainted!
What?! I'll just have to handle it myself...
Wait, if they're clones of me and James, then... Jessie, you don't want to fight alongside that loser, do you?
JESSIEa agrees!
JESSIEa joins you!
BYSTANDR is annoyed!
BYSTANDR orders JAMES to attack!
Come on James, you know you couldn't take on one of us, let alone two of us.
JESSIEa says exactly the same thing at the same time!
JAMES is PETRIFIED!
JAMES faints in fear!
Now, foolish Bystander, hand over all your pokémon.
BYSTANDR isn't finished yet!
BYSTANDR sends out PIKACHU!
P... Pikachu?
OK, you win...
JESSIEa is very frightened!
PIKACHU used THUNDER!
JESSIE and JESSIEa are cringing...
ATTACK never hits!
PIKACHU hates POKEBALLS!
PIKACHU is THUNDERing BYSTANDR!
BYSTANDR faints!
PIKACHU runs!
Well, I'd say we did pretty well!
JESSIEa agrees!
I've always wanted to go into business with myself...
JESSIEa wants to become partners!
Deal!
JESSIE and JESSIEa shake hands!
REALITY suffers damage!
What? Oh yeah, we're clones, that means... Oh, no...
JESSIEa vaporizes!
JESSIE faints!
How come I only fainted?
You're vital to the WEBMASTER's storyline!
REALITY suffers more damage!
Oh, yeah, I'm not supposed to be tal-
REALITY uses REALITY!
JESSIE is fully FAINTED!
REALITY wins!

Recap: Garrett the Holy, after recovering from the effects of Jessie's rage, sets off with his new ally and ex-rocket James to try to remove Team Rocket's presence from Dark Version. However, on the way they find someone else...
In related news, the Webmaster has just discovered he's not very good at writing recaps...

Battle #12: Dark Version seems to have this effect on people... July 6th, 2000
Player: Garrett the Holy [Record: 4:4:2]  Last Battle: Loss vs. Jessie (Tournament #1)

HOLYGARY isn't feeling too good!
No kidding... I probably shouldn't have made Jessie so mad...
Ally JAMES apologizes!
Why?
Ally JAMES was the one who told you about JESSIE's weakness, remember?
Oh yeah. Remind me to hurt you for that later, ok?
Ally JAMES says OK!
How did you find me, anyway?
Ally JAMES says you landed on him!
Oh. Are you OK?
Ally JAMES says he's used to it!
I guess so, from what you've told me of your days in Team Rocket.
Ally JAMES hates TEAM ROCKET!
Yeah, well, it's our mission to take them down.
Ally JAMES asks if you know where their BASE is!
They have a base? Well, I'm sure it shouldn't be that hard to find...
Ally JAMES suggests you use your PIDGEY!
Hey, good idea. Pidgey, scout the area!
PIDGEY used SCOUT!
AREA is fully SCOUTED!
I'm still wondering if that's really a computer narrator...
PIDGEY found 16 TREES, 1 PERSON and 1 BASE!
Where's the person? Maybe he'll help us...
PIDGEY points SOUTH!
And the base?
PIDGEY points SOUTH!
Which is closer?
The person!
Well, let's go talk to this person...
JAMES agrees!
I don't suppose you know who it is?
JAMES says as long as it helps you take down the BASE it doesn't matter!
I was actually asking Pidgey...
PIDGEY doesn't know!
Well, let's get going. Pidgey return!
HOLYGARY and JAMES are walking SOUTH!
BOBa appears!
Ah, this would be that person Pidgey was talking about...
BOBa doesn't notice you!
BOBa is sobbing uncontrollably!
What's wrong, little guy? Who are you, anyway?
BOBa explains!
A clone of a Red version character? Trapped in a version you've never even heard of? Beaten up by a TR agent? And named Boba to boot?
I must admit, that is pretty funny...
JAMES is SNIGGERING!
BOBa is upset!
Oh, you look so cute when you're upset! Just like a Pikachu...
BOBa is angry!
JAMES is laughing out loud!
I don't know why this is funny... but it is anyway...
JAMES is ROTFLHAO!
I shouldn't be laughing at this poor guy, I'm supposed to be the good guy, but...
HOLYGARY is ROTFLHAO!
BOBa has had enough!
Oooh... scary... not.
JAMES laughs harder!
HOLYGARY laughs harder!
BOBa is threatening you!
JAMES faints from laughing too hard!
What? BOBa is evolving!
BOBa evolved into CRANKY BOB!
HOLYGARY suddenly stops laughing!
Whoa... suddenly this isn't so funny anymore...
CRANKY BOB looks CRANKY!
Well, obviously, but...
CRANKY BOB used CRANKY GRUMBLE!
CRANKY BOB is even CRANKIER!
Alright... I wonder what attacks this guy has...
CRANKY BOB used POKE!
Phew, I was expecting something painful.
CRANKY BOB POKED you in the EYE with a SHARP STICK!
AAAARRRGGGHHH!!! You... you poked me in the eye!
CRANKY BOB is HAPPY!
Damn, this hurts!
HOLYGARY loses his attack!
What?
HOLYGARY is in too much pain to attack!
Well, if you put it that way...
CRANKY BOB used MUMBLE!
What did he say?
If there was a real narrator here, HOLYGARY would have been confused and hurt himself in his confusion!
Maybe there's some good in not having a human narrator...
CRANKY BOB pulled out a POKEBALL!
OK, I'm running...
HOLYGARY ran away!
CRANKY BOB uses POKEBALL!
JAMES was caught!
CRANKY BOB wins!

Recap: The mob of Unhappy Oaks, having sworn revenge upon those who killed them for their restrictions, march upon Dark Version to establish a base from which to attack the other versions, ignoring the local Oak's pleas...

Battle #13: The Oaken Plague July 12th, 2000
Player: Oak [Record: 0:3:0]  Last Battle: Loss vs. Oak Mob (Battle #8)

OAK MOB needs DARK VERSION, badly!
You can't take over Dark Version! Why is Dark Version the only choice anyway?
Dark Version, Black Version. Close enough, right?
Oh. You're talking again. Well, there's plenty of others... Shadow Version, Night Version, Midnight Version...
OAK MOB considers!
OAK MOB tells you to shut up!
Why are you so protective of Dark Version?
I come from Dark Version!
Ah, so we have an agent on the inside!
No! I'm not helping you take over my version!
OAK was swept along by the mob!
I hate it when that happens.
DARK PORTAL appears!
As much as I'd like to return to my version, I'm going to try to stop yo-
OAK MOB enters the portal!
Damn.
Narrator change!
OAK MOB is moving through DARK VERSION!
Well, Oak, where is your home?
I'll never tell you!
OAK MOB used MOB PSYCHOLOGY!
It's to the west!
OAK told!
Why do I even bother... These guys can control me like a trained pokemon...
OAK MOB is moving WEST!
Twenty minutes pass!
OAK LAB appears!
So, this is your home? I should know, it looks like mine and everyone else's, so...
OAK MOB descends on OAK LAB!
IMPOSTER OAK appears!
What? Where are you from?
IMPOSTOAK says he lives here!
What? This is my home!
IMPOSTOAK calls you an IMPOSTER!
Me? I'm no imposter! Look, it says clearly in his name, he's the imposter!
You see IMPOSTOAK! OAK MOB sees OAK!
Well, an imposter eh? Pretending to be an Oak, trying to protect your version... Boys, get him!
OAK MOB attacks!
OAK is blasting off into the distance!
...
...
...
OAK lands!
Oh man... I don't believe it. I've been kicked out of my own home, they don't even think I'm an Oak... Not that I would want to be one of them right now... If I'm not Oak, what else could I be?
WEBMASTER appears!
WEBMASTER offers you a JOB!
Really? Doing what?
DARK VERSION needs NARRATOR, badly!
You're offering to let me be the most powerful being-
WEBMASTER scowls!
Sorry, the SECOND most powerful being in the entire version?
WEBMASTER agrees!
Well, I guess I accept!
WEBMASTER gives you END USER LICENCEAGREEMENT!
What's this?
WEBMASTER says there are RULES to being a NARRATOR!
Ah, I see here's the traditional 'Hurting yourself in your confusion' thing...
WEBMASTER asks what you expected!
I agree.
WEBMASTER bestows upon you the title of NARRATOR!
What? OAK is evolving!
OAK evolved into NARRATOAK!
Thank you, great Webmaster.
...
...
Oh, yeah.
WEBMASTER says farewell!
WEBMASTER leaves!
Well, maybe this is turning out for the best after all...
NARRATOAK leaves!

Battle #14: Security Hazard July 12th, 2000
Player: Jessie [Record: 4:2:2]  Last Battle: Loss vs. Reality (Battle #11)

JESSIE is waking up!
DEVEN is waking up!
Blasted reality...
DEVEN wants to know what happened to BYSTANDR!
He was right... oh, it seems he got away.
DEVEN wanted to KILL!
You shouldn't have fainted like that then.
DEVEN is ASHAMED!
No time for that! We've got to hurry! We'll be late for getting that Billionaire!
JESSIE sprints off!
DEVEN follows!
Wait, we've got another new Narrator, don't we?
Yep!
*sigh* I guess it'll probably be better than that computer... that was awful...
DEVEN says to not worry!
You're right... all that matters now is the job...
HOUSE appears!
Ah, here we are! Deven, you first.
DEVEN says you should go first!
No, I insist!
JESSIE and DEVEN start arguing!
TREES appear!
TREES want to fight!
Oh, no. Now look what you've gotten us into, Deven...
DEVEN thinks it was YOU who...
Shut up and start battling!
Ally DEVEN sent out EL PIDGEOTE!
Gooo... Vulpix!
VULPIX! Go!
Use your Flamethrower!
VULPIX used FLAMETHROWER!
It's not very effective...
What? How can it not be effective?
EL PIDGEOTE used RAZOR WIND!
EL PIDGEOTE created a whirlwind!
Enemy TREES used BRANCH TOSS on EL PIDGEOTE!
BRANCHES hit WHIRLWIND!
BRANCHES were SHREDDED!
OK, vulpix, try your Fire Spin!
VULPIX used FIRE SPIN!
EL PIDGEOTE used RAZOR WIND!
Forces collided!
Enemy TREES were caught in the middle!
...
Enemy TREES are still standing, somehow...
Look, Deven! They're not trees...
Ally DEVEN sees ELECTRONICS inside TREES!
Enemy TREES were renamed MECHATREES!
Enemy MECHATREES used FALL!
APPLES fell on VULPIX!
If it's a mechanical tree, how can there be apples?
APPLES are EXPLOSIVE!
Whoa!
JESSIE dived for cover!
Ally DEVEN dived for cover!
APPLES used EXPLOSION!
VULPIX fainted!
EL PIDGEOTE is waiting for orders!
Ally DEVEN is still avoiding the aftermath of the EXPLOSION!
EL PIDGEOTE missed it's turn!
Enemy MECHATREES used BRANCH TOSS!
Ally DEVEN tells EL PIDGEOTE to LOOK OUT!
Too late!
BRANCH hits EL PIDGEOTE!
BRANCH was laden with APPLES!
APPLES used EXPLOSION!
EL PIDGEOTE fainted!
Return, Vulpix!
Ally DEVEN returns EL PIDGEOTE!
Don't worry, Deven, I've got the perfect way out of this. Likitung!
LIKITUNG, I choose you!
Slobber all over them!
LIKITUNG used SLOBBER!
It's super effective!
Enemy MECHATREES short-circuited! They may not attack!
Enemy MECHATREES fainted!
DEVEN thinks you know more strategy than he thought!
Why would there be Mechanical trees here? In fact, why would there be Mechanical trees at all?
SECURITY SYSTEM appeared!
MECHATREES were part of SECURESYS!
Enemy SECURESYS returns MECHATREES!
Alright, Likitung, slobber over whatever it uses!
Enemy SECURESYS sent out ELECFENCE!
No! Don't slobber that!
Too late!
LIKITUNG used SLOBBER!
No effect!
LIKITUNG was hit by recoil!
LIKITUNG fainted!
Oh damn. Right, Arbok, your turn!
Get'm, ARBOK!
ELECFENCE used PERIMETER FENCING!
SECURESYS's DEFENCE greatly rose!
Arbok, take it out with your acid!
ARBOK used ACID!
ELECFENCE is MELTING!
ELECFENCE used THUNDERBOLT!
How did it manage that?
ARBOK fainted!
Why is everything fainting so quickly?
ELECFENCE was hurt by the ACID!
ELECFENCE fainted!
That's what I mean!
NARRATOR doesn't know!
Maybe the WEBMASTER isn't very patient!
Enemy SECURESYS sent out BURGLAR ALARM!
Ally DEVEN sent out BULLDOG!
There's no will to fight!
Ally DEVEN wants to know why!
New NARRATOR is OAK, Pokemon Prof!
OAK thinks this is a POKEMON universe!
Only POKEMON allowed!
What? We're fighting a sentient security system sending out electric fences and Alarms, and you won't let Deven send out a Bulldog?
JESSIE has a POINT!
BURGLAR ALARM fainted!
SECURESYS fainted!
I don't know about fainted, but... Come on, Deven, let's get going!
Inside the House...
BILL appeared!
POKEDEX appeared!
BILL doesn't notice you!
What's he doing to that pokedex?
BILL used SYSTEMFRY!
POKEDEX's CIRCUITS are fully fried!
Why is he frying it?
BILL hates POKEDEXES!
BILL has been TORTURING this pokedex since BATTLE #3!
Whoa... Excuse me, sir...
BILL asks what you want!
We have a proposition for you...
BILL uses OVERSIZED HAMMER!
POKEDEX is fully DESTROYED!
BILL is LISTENING!
We come from an organization called TEAM ROCKET!
BILL wonders whether you mean the worldwide criminal organization which is rumoured to now be based in Dark Version!
The very same.
BILL is INTERESTED!
Not going to try to run away, are you?
BILL says he'll consider after you tell him what you want!
Our boss wants you to sponsor him and help him with some inventions.
BILL asks what he will get if he accepts!
Private lab, protection from the law and as many guinea pigs as you need for your experiments.
BILL asks what he will get if he doesn't accept!
DEVEN wants to KILL!
That answer your question?
BILL gulps!
BILL joins TEAM ROCKET!
Now come along. I'm sure you'd like to meet our boss.
BILL is afraid, but comes anyway!
JESSIE and BILL are going to BASE!
DEVEN stays!
DEVEN wants to DESTROY!
DEVEN used UTTER DESTRUCTION!
HOUSE collapsed!
DEVEN laughs!
DEVEN wins!

Recap: I couldn't think of anything to do. So this is an example of what happens when a bored Webmaster goes up against a character who he doesn't particularly like. Enjoy.

Battle #15: Another pointless stalling battle! July 12th, 2000
Player: Ash [No Record] 

ASH, MISTY and TRACEY are on LAPRAS's BACK!
LAPRAS is swimming in a RANDOM DIRECTION!
Where are we headed, Tracey?
TRACEY doesn't know!
MISTY thinks you should know! It's your journey!
Geez... no need to be nasty.
MISTY wants BIKE!
How can I get you a bike? We're in the middle of the ocean!
MISTY doesn't CARE!
MISTY needs BIKE, badly!
Well, I can't get you a bike!
MISTY wants to fight!
TRACEY says to calm down!
LAPRAS doesn't want you to fight!
Does Lapras know where we're going?
LAPRAS doesn't!
Does anyone know where we're going?
NOBODY knows where you're going!
Oh. Well, I guess if we go this way long enough, we'll find somewhere to go...
LAPRAS continues in a RANDOM DIRECTION!
PIKACHU needs ATTENTION, badly!
What? Is it sick? There's no hospitals within... god-knows how far!
Not MEDICAL attention!
Just ATTENTION! PIKACHU hasn't been included yet!
Don't worry, Pikachu, I'm sure they'll include you eventually...
WEBMASTER doesn't like PIKACHU!
Hey! Leave Pikachu alone!
WEBMASTER doesn't like ASH!
What?
WEBMASTER is BORED!
Yeah, I'm sure there's no point in hanging around here then...
WEBMASTER wants PIKACHU to DIE!
No! Don't kill Pikachu!
WEBMASTER isn't ALLOWED to kill PIKACHU!
PIKACHU belongs to NINTENDO, GAME FREAK etc!
What are you going on about? Pikachu belongs to me!
YOU belong to NINTENDO, GAMEFREAK etc!
What are you talking about?
WEBMASTER gives ASH a COPYRIGHT STATEMENT!
COPYRIGHT STATEMENT says POKEMON belongs to NINTENDO, GAMEFREAK etc!
TRACEY thinks that WEBMASTER can still kill PIKACHU, as long as he doesn't make any profit!
Tracey!
TRACEY is SORRY!
If WEBMASTER kills PIKACHU, many FANS will be so GRATEFUL they will send him money!
What? I thought everybody likes Pikachu!
ASH is in for a SHOCK!
Almost NOBODY likes PIKACHU!
PIKACHU is too POPULAR!
That doesn't make sense... Noone likes Pikachu because it's too popular?
ASH is CONFUSED!
It hurt itself in it's confusion!
Ow... How'd I do that?
WEBMASTER laughs!
MISTY says that's like saying nobody likes TOGEPI!
MISTY thinks EVERYONE likes TOGEPI!
MISTY is WRONG!
So... Nobody likes Pikachu, and nobody likes Togepi?
ASH is CORRECT!
PIKACHU has no reason to LIVE!
PIKACHU attempts SUICIDE!
PIKACHU is saved by WEBMASTER!
Pikachu! Don't try to kill yourself like that!
PIKACHU moves to TRACEY!
PIKACHU hits SCYTHER's POKEBALL!
SCYTHER appeared!
PIKACHU wants to fight!
No! Scyther, don't fight him!
TRACEY returns SCYTHER!
PIKACHU is DISAPPOINTED!
Don't worry, Pikachu, I still like you...
MISTY likes PIKACHU!
PIKACHU decides to try to LIVE... for now...
Well... If this is a Pokebattle... It needs a battle...
MISTY notes that TEAM ROCKET hasn't shown up recently!
WEBMASTER says TEAM ROCKET have been BUSY!
Where are they?
WEBMASTER says JESSIE is taking a BILLIONAIRE to meet the BOSS and JAMES is in BOB's pokeball!
You mean... we never have to worry about Team Rocket again?
ASH-TACHI are PARTYING!
No more Team Rocket! YEAH!
BUTCH appeared!
CASSIDY appeared!
ASH-TACHI are SWEATDROPPING!
BUTCH and CASSIDY used MOTTO!
It's not very effective...
Yeah, yeah, we've heard it all before...
Hey, what are you standing on? We're in the middle of the ocean!
B & C are in a RATICATE BALLOON!
Oh.
Alright, Pikachu, Thundershock them out of the sky!
PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK...
...while standing on ASH's head!
Oh no.
ASH is hit!
LAPRAS is hit!
TRACEY is hit!
MISTY is hit!
TOGEPI is hit!
A passing shoal of MAGIKARP is hit!
Three STARYU were hit!
A GYRADOS was hit!
Two SEAKING were hit!
In fact, the only thing in the area that WASN'T hit was the RATICATE balloon!
What? You electrocuted all of us and didn't even hit your target?
PIKACHU looks SHEEPISH!
WEBMASTER laughs!
ASH loses!
MISTY sends out STARYU!
CASSIDY sent out FEAROW!
STARYU used DOUBLE EDGE!
STARYU's spikes are EDGED on both sides!
Well... that was a whole lot of use...
FEAROW used DRILL PECK!
PECK is full of DRILL holes!
PECK fainted!
No effect on STARYU!
I really don't like working in pokebattles... Narrator twists everything we use...
STARYU used SPINNING TACKLE!
STARYU tackled FEAROW, spun it around and threw it at the RATICATE BALLOON!
FEAROW hit BALLOON!
That has to have popped it!
BALLOON didn't POP!
Damn.
FEAROW bounced and hit STARYU!
FEAROW used WING ATTACK!
FEAROW attacked WING!
But Staryu doesn't have any wings...
WING belonged to FEAROW!
FEAROW can't fly!
FEAROW fell!
FEAROW hit STARYU!
STARYU fainted!
FEAROW fainted!
MISTY loses!
How did that hit Staryu? It wasn't even close!
WEBMASTER doesn't like ASH!
Yes, we know, but that was Misty!
WEBMASTER doesn't like MISTY!
If you hate us so much, why are we fearturing in your pokebattle?
WEBMASTER was suffering from WRITER's BLOCK!
Torturing you was the only thing he could think of!
TRACEY wants to know if WEBMASTER hates him!
WEBMASTER doesn't mind TRACEY!
TRACEY used GLOAT!
Grrr...
WEBMASTER likes TRACEY because TRACEY has a SCYTHER!
WEBMASTER likes SCYTHER!
B & C want to fight!
Oh yeah, forgot about them.
Ally TRACEY sent out SCYTHER!
SCYTHER used SLASH!
BALLOON popped!
TEAM ROCKET is blasting off again!
TRACEY wins!
What about us? Don't we win?
No!
Why not?
WEBMASTER doesn't like you!
ASH is ANGRY!
You mean, because you don't like us you make all of our attacks miss, do everything in your power - which is practically everything possible - to make us fail, and then when we help Tracey, he gets all the credit?
Yep!
Stupid webmaster.
WEBMASTER asks what you just said!
Uh... Nothing.
WEBMASTER hopes so! For your sake!
LAPRAS continues!
Battle doesn't!