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Battle #7-What Would a Narrator Be Without Players? July 27th, 2000
Player: N/A rrator [0-0-0] No Record
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NARRATOR is bored!
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NARRATOR wants to fight!
NARRATOR used MEGA PUNCH!
NARRATOR wins!
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NARRATOR wishes SOMEONE was in LOST VERSION!
NARRATOR grows bored!
NARRATOR used POWER SPIN!
NARRATOR fired beams of energy in the horizon!
No effect!
NARRATOR is getting pissed!
NARRATOR wants something to happen!
NARRATOR took out COFFEE!
NARRATOR used TURN!
NARRATOR TURNed TV on!
TV recovered!
TV used NEWS!
NARRATOR wants to fight!
NEWS sent out WEATHER FORECAST!
NARRATOR sent out REMOTE CONTROL!
WEATHER FORECAST used STATIC!
REMOTE CONTROL used CLICK!
WEATHER FORECAST fainted!
NEWs fainted!
TV is scared!
NARRATOR used POKE BALL!
TV was smashed!
TV fainted!
NARRATOR is still bored!
NARRATOR used DRINK!
COFFEE fainted!
NARRATOR's DEPRESSION rose!
NARRATOR became HYPER!
NARRATOR hopped around!
NARRATOR is hurt by DEPRESSION!
HYPER failed!
NARRATOR wants to fight!
NOTHING appeared!
NARRATOR used THUNDERBOLT!
No effect!
NOTHING appeared!!!
NARRATOR cursed!
NARRATOR tapped GROUND impatiently!
GROUND wants to fight!
NARRATOR sent out SHOVEL!
GROUND sent out FLOWER!
FLOWER is soaking in sunlight...
SHOVEL dug underground!
FLOWER is STILL soaking in sunlight...
SHOVEL ripped FLOWER out!
FLOWER fainted!
GROUND is still standing!
SHOVEL used DIG!
No effect!
SHOVEL used SLAM!
No effect!
NARRATOR used GODLY BLAST!
GROUND fainted!
EARTH exploded!
NARRATOR is in SPACE!
NARRATOR is still BORED!
NARRATOR is sobbing!
NARRATOR saw PORTAL!
PORTAL was to RED VERSION!
NARRATOR ran towards PORTAL!
NARRATOR jumped in...
But PORTAL CLOSED!
NARRATOR is floating!
NARRATOR saw DOOMPUFF!
NARRATOR saw RED DOOMPUFF!
NARRATOR sweatdropped!
DOOMPUFF fainted!
RED DOOMPFUF fainted!
DOOMPUFF says it doesn't think so...
RED DOOMPUFF says muhh-trop-luhs...
RED DOOMPUFF snapped NARRATOR in half!
DOOMPUFF bit into NARRATOR!
RED DOOMPUFF wants to fight!
DOOMPUFF wants to fight!
DOOMPUFFs are fighting over NARRATOR's corpse!
DOOMPUFFs turned to NARRATOR!
DOOMPUFFs think NARRATOR has annoying voice!
DOOMPUFFs attacked!
DOOMPUFFs used ANNIHILA
Battle #8-Castle Courtyard Chaos July 27th, 2000
Player: Zelda [0-0-0] No Record
Well, lets see whats been growing in the garden lately.
ZELDA reached GARDEN!
Ahhwhat a beautiful new rose. Dont you think so?
ZELDA is talking to ROSE!
No, Im talking to you.
ZELDA is talking to READER!
Reader?
SMOKEY the BEAR appeared!
Oh! A bear!
DUH!
You dont have to be so rude.
SMOKEY the BEAR told READER to SAY NO TO FOREST FIRES!
FOREST FIREs wonder what SAYING NO to them actually DOES!
SMOKEY the BEAR got CLOBBERED by DELIBIRD in another BATTLE suddenly!
SMOKEY fainted!
Poor little bearI should nurse it back to health
ErrSMOKEY already fainted!
Yes, I know. Thats why I should heal it. Ever read the story of the lion with the thorn in its paw?
SMOKEY was merely a JOKE! SMOKEY is gone now!
Whered it go? I thought it needed helpI suppose not.
ZELDA shouldnt take things so SERIOUSLY!
Im not, I just consider it serious when an animal gets knocked unconscious, thats all.
ROSE wants to fight!
What? Oh, dont you know you cant?
ROSE sent out THORN!
That looks sharp!
ZELDA is pointing out the obvious!
Well
What?
The POKEMON are staring each other down!
A Pokay Man? I dont know what you mean.
NARRATOR is getting SICK of NO ONE knowing about POKEMON in this VERSION!
THORN used POKE!
ZELDA was cut!
Ah! That hurt!
ZELDA used WHINE!
What? I was not whining!!
ROSE has no EARS!
No effect!
It also has no muscles to bring the thorn to my skin with.
THORN used SLASH!
Critical hit!
Ahhhh! My hand! Go, Ocarina!
ZELDA sent out OCARINA!
Suns Song!
OCARAINA used SUNS SONG!
Its super effective!
DAY turned to NIGHT!
THORN fainted!
ZELDA wins!
What?
ZELDA won $4838!
Why, thank you! How generous
ZELDA received .3 exp!
ZELDA grew to level 0!
What? I am afraid I do not understand.
KING appeared!
Uhoh!
KING says it is past ZELDAs BEDTIME!
Butbut
KING wants to fight!
KING sent out KING!
Go ocarina!
ZELDA sent out OCARINA!
Play the suns song!
KING used NO BUTS YOUNG LADY!
Its super effective!
Critical hit!
OCARINA is still standing!
OCARINA used SUNS SONG!
KNIGHT turned to DAY!
KING says ZELDA wont get away with that so easy!
KING used ROYAL SPANKING!
Oh, dear! Quick, Zeldas Lullaby!
ZELDA played ZELDAS LULLABY!
YaaawwnwaitI meant play it for the Kingyaawnnot for me
YAAAWWWN!
YAWN is infectious!
ZELDA fell asleep!
KING wins!
KING yawned!
YAAAWWWN!
KING thinks ZELDA looks so PRECIOUS when shes asleep!
KING was hurt by YAWN!
KING fainted!
OCARINA wins!
Battle #9-Dumb Joke Heaven July 27th, 2000
Player: Count Chocula [0-0-0] No Record
OCARINA used SUN'S SONG!
KNIGHT has fallen!
KNIGHT was hurt by FALL!
KNIGHT fainted!
FALL used FALL!
LEAVEs fainted!
TREEs ran out of LEAVES!
TREEs fainted!
That alvays seems to happen when night falls.
COUNT CHOCULA woke up!
Indeed. Nov it is time for me to prey upon the night
NOV doesnt sound right!
KNIGHT wants to fight!
NARRATOR wants READER to leave NOW!
Vhat? Vhy?
NARRATOR wants to spare READER of the HORROR of this battle!
Vhatever. I thought Knight already fainted.
that is TRUE!
KNIGHT still wants to fight!
ZOMBIOAK: KNIGHT! This isnt the time to do that!
KNIGHT gave up!
ZOMBIOAK: Good KNIGHT!
Argh...this is horribleyou vere right
NARRATOR is waiting!
For vhat?
SOMETHING about PREYING upon KNIGHT?
Oh, yes, I almost forgot about that.
COUNT CHOCULA used FLY!
COUNT CHOCULA flew up high!
Wild EVIL SPIRIT OF THE NETHERWORLD appeared!
Hah! An evil spirit? Vatch and veep!
EVIL SPIRIT OF THE NETHERWORLD used WATCH!
EVIL SPIRIT OF THE NETHERWORLD looked at TIME!
KNIGHT is still unconscious!
There jokes are so very cheapenough of this! Children of the Night, arise!
EVIL SPIRIT OF THE NETHWORLD wants to fight!
Enemy EVIL SPIRIT OF THE NETHERWORLD sent out EVIL SPIRIT OF THE NETHERWORLD!
COUNT CHOCULA sent out CHILDREN OF THE KNIGHT!
Ack!
CHILDREN OF THE KNIGHT fell!
CHILDREN OF THE KNIGHT fainted!
So cheap! Now, as for this evil spirit of the nethervorld
EVIL SPIRIT OF THE NETHWORLD, not EVIL SPIRIT OF THE NETHERVORLD!
Thats vhat I said.
WHAT, not VHAT!
Vhat are you talking about? I said vhat!
EVIL SPIRIT OF THE NETHERWORLD is confused!
It BANISHED itself to the DEEPEST REGIONs of LIMBO in its confusion!
That is vhat you get for fighting the master of chocolate.
CHOCOLATE RABBIT appeared!
Aha! A poor, defenseless rabbit!
COUNT CHOCULA used LEECH LIFE!
CHOCOLATE RABBITs blood...er...rich chocolatey goodness was sucked!
CHOCOLATE RABBIT fainted!
Mvahahaha!
NARRATOR finds your version of MWAHAHAHAHA very disturbing!
Oh? Vhy?
NARRATOR is surprised COUNT CHOCULA can use W in so many lines!
Impressive, isnt it.
NARRATOR sweatdropped!
Anyvay, the sun is setting. Time to veturn!
RISING, not SETTING!
Oh, yes, sometimes I get them confused...
NARRATOR reminds COUNT CHOCULA that W is supposed to become V, not R!
Yes, I do need some rest, dont I?
READERs are confused!
READERs feel they missed a JOKE somewhere!
NARRATOR assures them they DIDN'T!
Ahhmy tower
I was GETTING to that!
COUNT CHOCULA arrived at tower!
CEREAL KILLER appeared!
Oh no! you! Ive heard legends about you!
CEREAL KILLER wants to fight!
Fine. Go, bats!
CEREAL KILLER sent out BUFFY!
COUNT CHOCULA sent out BATS!
Swarm!
BATS used SWARM!
BATS gathered!
BUFFY used SLICING SWINING SUPER SLASH STRIKE!
LONGNAMEATTACK succeeded!
Vhat? VHY?? Swining???
Err...SWINGING!
LONGNAMEATTACK had same LETTER in front of every WORD!
so?
SO it succeded!
BATs fainted!
One-hit KO!
Ooohlooks like a bad POKEMON choice!
Fine. Go, me!
COUNT CHOCULA sent out COUNT CHOCULA!
BUFFY sent out STAKE!
AHHH! Oh, vait. I have nothing to vorry about. The narrator alvays makes wooden stakes turn into meat.
STAKE used IMPALE!
COUNT CHOCULA was impaled!
Nooooo! IM MELTING!
WIZARD OF OZ doesnt like that PHRASE!
WIZARD OF OZ used CHAIN LIGHTNING!
but WIZARD OF OZ doesnt know that attack!
WIZARD OF OZ cursed!
but WIZARD OF OZs worst curse word is DANG!
Its not very effective!
I cant believe this! My first battle! I was to become famous! Stupid Vizard of Oz...
COUNT CHOCULA is acting like SUPER-DE-DUPER MAN!
BUFFY put away STAKE!
COUNT CHOCULA fainted!
CEREAL KILLER wins!
CEREAL KILLER started looking for LUCKY CHARMS!
BUFFY started looking for ULTIMATE EVIL!
Battle #10-Revenge of 'vanni August 2nd, 2000
Player: Giovanni2 [0-0-0] No Record
GIOVANNI woke up!
Eh? What...is this place? And where are my clothes??
GIOVANNI FANS gasped!
KEEP AWAY FROM ME!
GIOVANNI used TEAM ROCKET!
CLOTHES appeared!
GIOVANNI put on CLOTHES!
Finally.....now, no witnesses...
GIOVANNI used PSYWAVE!
TEAM ROCKET died!
...How did I just do that? Let me see...
GIOVANNI used PSYWAVE!
GIOVANNI FANS died!
Oh, I see. So I just do this?
GIOVANNI used PSYWAVE!
LABORATORY exploded!
When did I get this power? The last thing I remember is...er...
LAST THING GIOVANNI remembers is LABORATORY exploding!
I know, but I meant the...hey, wait a second, who's saying that?
GIOVANNI used PSYWAVE!
ISLAND exploded!
GIOVANNI used PSYWAVE!
ISLAND sank!
Where are you? Show yourself!!
HELICOPTER appeared!
Is that you?
HELICOPTER landed!
MEWTWO appeared!
Mewtwo! My creation!
MEWTWO: Giovanni! MY creation!
MEWTWO cloned you from a RARE HUMAN's DNA!
Excuse me? You're got it backwards! You are the Pokemon, and I the human!
You must serve me!
MEWTWO thinks otherwise!
MEWTWO took out GIO-ARMOR!
GIO-ARMOR was strapped on!
GIOVANNI's attack greatly fell!
WHAT? This is just a different version of your armor you destroyed! Release me!!!
GIOVANNI used PSYWAVE!
GIO-ARMOR exploded!
MEWTWO is angry!
MEWTWO used MASTER BALL!
WHAT? THAT IS MINE!
GIOVANNI used PSYBEAM!
MASTER BALL exploded!
MEWTWO wants to fight!
About time. Now die!
GIOVANNI used PSYCHIC!
MEWTWO was mortally wounded!
Hahahaha...
MEWTWO had last laugh!
GIOVANNI was renamed GIOVANNI2!
MEWTWO died!
NOOOOOOO! Damn you!
GIOVANNI2 wins!
Argh...well, I still had the last laugh.
...TECHNICALLY!
Now I must find the first Giovanni and destroy him, so that my nickname will change! And find that stupid voice...
ISLAND is still SUNK!
GIOVANNI2 drowned!
glubglubb...
NARRATOR finds that to be an UNORIGINAL RESPONSE!
Ammendem to agenda: Destroy the Narrator.
NOW GIOVANNI2 is just SPELLING INCORRECTLY!
GIOVANNI2 fainted!
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